…Friday, November 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 25—EMPLOYMENT JOBS. GOVERNMENT $16,040 - $59,230 /year. Now hiring. Call 805-687-6000, ext. R-3069 for current Federal list. Shalom Detroit MARTY'S Cookie Company and Bakery. Days. Male and female. Birminghm. 540-1770. ( Nt : N., ..... ■■ ••' S./N.1 .J ..../ 4 ..111%./W kW," ,,,,,...* J roov'.04d +c,,v all our Ore, 1-7u t - Crt.eri9 YOUNG COUPLE seeking warm, loving, reliable wo...…
…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, November 8, 1985 25—EMPLOYMENT 25—EMPLOYMENT OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR - Synagogue administrative and office management skills required. Judaic knowledge desired. 548-9000. RESPONSIBLE, loving per- son to take care of infant. Kosher W. Bloomfield home. T-W-F, 8 am - 6 pm. Non- smoker. 855-9369. BOOKKEEPER with general office skills, knowledge of IBM PC required. Full time. 548-9000. HOUSEKEEPER - Live-in. Care f...…
…106 Friday, November 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS ESTATE SALES FROM COTTAGE TO CASTLE Conducted By "EVERYTHING GOES" SELL IT Why Move It? • • • • 25-A—EMPLOYMENT WANTED 0 ESTATE SALES BY JAMES & COMPANY 28-A—HOUSEHOLD GOODS FOR SALE Specialists in on site household liquidations Bulk Purchases Appraisals Expediting charitable donations. WILL BUY COMPLETE OR PARTIAL ESTATES • CALL AND COMPARE SERVICE & RATES LINDA or ANDY 855-00...…
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…108 Friday, November 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 40—B USINESS CARDS 40—BUSINESS CARDS 40—BUSINESS CARDS B & C DECORATING & Paint- ing. Interior - Exterior. Resi- dential and Commercial. 25 yrs. experience. 852-4699, 398-2677. KITCHENS, libraries, family rooms refinished. Enameling, varnishing, antiquing. Rea- sonable. Free Estimates. 559-7774, eves. New Locks-Deadbolts. SOLD & INSTALLED. Wood or metal doors. Phil. 728-0356. MICHIGA...…
…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, November 8, 1985 11.0 Mile IR NMI IN UMW IN MI MIR= =OM= Towns which once had small but flourishing communities, are now left with only a handful of Jews, if any at all. In these in- stances communal properties such as synagogues and halls have been sold, although a few communities still maintain a vi- able Jewish existence. Rabbi Lipskar, however, spoke hopefully about the Jewish community in South Africa. "I...…
…110 Friday, November 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS The Family of the Late MORRIS ROSENZWEIG Acknowledges with grateful appreciation the many kind expressions of sympathy extended by relatives and friends dur- ing the family's recent bereavement. The Family of the Late You in strike a PAULINE P. COSKEY Announces the unveil- ing of a monument in her memory at 1 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 17, at B'nai David Cemetery. Rabbi Steinger will officiate...…
…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, November 8, 1985 111 WE REMEMBER • During the coming Sidney A. Deitch DETROIT MONUMENT WORKS week Yeshivath Beth Yehudah will observe the Yahrzeits of the fol- lowing departed friends, with the traditional Memo- rial Prayers, recita- tion of Kaddish and Studying of Mis- hnavos. 14441 W. 11 MIN Rd. MARY FELLANDER, 82, died Nov. 4. She leaves a daughter, Mrs. Pearl Kagen of West Vir- ginia; a brother, Alex B...…
…112 Friday, November 8, - 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Since he was 3 and appearing with his parents' Yiddish theater troupe, Mike Burstyn has made the stage his home. BY HEIDI PRESS Local News Editor Don't let Mike Burstyn's youth- ful countenance fool you. That young face has shown in front of Yiddish theater audiences, Israeli and Dutch TV audiences, on Broadway and in - front of movie audiences around the world. Yet for all the recogni...…
…6 Jewish Life Exhibit At JCC Israel Starts Second Phase Withdrawal 9 Cutback On Reparations To Survivors Is Protested 32 Mark Klin er Bowls For `Naches' Nommu ■ Immiumminmummi THIS ISSUE 50c SERVING DETROIT'S METROPOLITAN JEWISH COMMUNITY Mubarak Visit Critical To Peace? Washington (JTA) — Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak's visit to Washington next week is increasingly being seen as central to whether the Reagan Administration views ...…
…r(Thr. 2 Friday, March 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS PURELY COMMENTARY PHILIP SLOMOVITZ 'Precious Legacy' Inspires Reminiscences About Shaarey Zedek Exhibit "Precious Legacy" specifies the double terms of the two words. It includes the pre- cious treasures that were gathered by the generations of Czechoslovakian Jews. They are the treasures signifying our people's spirituality. Now they are the pos- sessions of a dominating nation tha...…
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….1 I , WWW , s 4 TC , n aft a V es SIG IP At Friday, March 8, 1985 7 4406".444.4i.4, ■ -,seoi,40.11 40',04iiit...06,4400', Cs 15i THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS 4, " THE JEWISH NEWS Serving Detroit's Metropolitan Jewish Community with distinction for four decades. Editorial and Sales offices at 20300 Civic Center Dr., Suite 240, Southfield Michigan 48076 PUBLISHER: Charles A. Buerger EDITOR EMERITUS: Philip Slomovitz EDITOR: Gary Rosen...…
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…Sho w n: Sect io n of Sy nag og u e Grillwor k. Prag u e. seco n d ha lf of 18t h Cen tury Pho to by Qu ic ks ilver Pho tog rap hers THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 The Jewish Welfare Federation of Detroit welcomes with pride The Precious Legacy: Judaic Treasures from the Czechoslovak State Collections The Detroit Institute of Arts March 13 May 5, 1985 For ticket information: The Detroit Institute of Arts, 832-2730. The P...…
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…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 Precious Legacy. Israel Sun. Israel Begins 2nd Stage of Lebanon Withdrawal New recruits for the South Lebanon Army are expected to control the Israel-Lebanon border region after Israel fully withdraws from Lebanon. Tel Aviv (JTA) — The Israel Defense Force has already begun the second stage of its withdrawal from south Lebanon, which the Cabinet decided Sunday was to commence immediately. Mil...…
…10 Friday .Nlrdh. 8; 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH 'NEWS AL HARRISON LUGGAGE OUTLET Al MANLEY, RENNET 1 /0 McDONAID be (X1 Luggage — Business Cases — Small Leather Goods — Handbags DIVISION OF THOMSON McKINNON SECURITIES *C. EVERYTHING EVERYDAY 20-50% OFF publishes each week its offering list of Michigan Tax- Exempt Bonds. We believe it is a most comprehensive list and that you should be receiving it if you are a buyer of Municipal Bonds. To...…
…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 11 PURELY COMMENTARY "Jewish Life Around the World" a photographic essay by Arthur Leipzig Continued from Page 2 sanctuary of the Temple of Solomon and they express the wish that the Temple of old will be rebuilt soon. If a Sbbath lamp is shaped in the form of a star, it is because the Sabbath is thought of in relation to the time of the coming of the Mes- siah, an event to be accom- panied b...…
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…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 1, I =MB IMO OM MR . IININ111111 11111111111111•111•111= FRED WINKELMAN c- ALTO Al ■ PIJIKHASERS Exit Visa For Refusenik New & Used Car Broker New York (JTA) — Inna Brukhina, a Moscow refusenik, has been granted an exit visa to Israel after waiting since 1978 to emigrate, the National Confer- ence on Soviet Jewry (NCSJ), re- ported last week. Brukhina, a 38-year-old musician, has been invol...…
…4 Friday, March 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Theodor Blatterbauer's 1848 Portrait of a ((Jung Girl With Butterfly. HE LEGACY CONTINUES What began as a tombstone has become a tribute to Jewish survival as The Precious Legacy opens at the DIA. BY HEIDI PRESS Local News Editor doff Hitler did not realize when he ordered a "museum to an extinct race" that he would creat a "tribute to a living, vibrant people." Mark Talisman, overall co...…
…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 State Jew ish Museu m in Prague A wooden Chanukah menorah, Terezin, 1944. Storage of Torah finials, 1944. • Times for daily and Sabbath evening prayers. 1 711 ,"" n 44", 46.01 01,. MI 10 Altqlks9 0,4s mmigo Kitchen implements, with a Jewish star on the chair back. Hand embroidered Torah. valances. cylo_ Oig mut 15 …
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…20 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 NEWS I I I I I MI I I I I I Mubarak Continuted from Page 1 Rif SALE ()Ntv through t\Acirch 1 6th, Buy One Get One FREE! Of Equal Or Less Value Select` an bags • Select Sweaters CY 51-5111 or 851-5112 BeItS Our Newest Location -12 Mile, nr. Northwestern VALUABLE COUPON 50% Of Hosni Mubarak: Setting the peace table? tion toward the Mideast. The Egyptians are more realistic about I...…
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…€8,4c 24 I : F 13 F1 1 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 Purim Purim we celebrate today ) FOOT SPECIALISTS •FOOT SURGEONS We read the Megile though it sounds like a play Dr. Mathew Borovoy Dr. Linda Kaplan Dr. William Hunter • Announce The Opening Of Their We sing and dance with all our friends We are joyful and glad That we are Jewish Mordecai the man of justice That was his aim in life 26202 West Twelve Mile Road...…
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…Friday, March 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS NEWS 'Interior . outonne una DANCE SOUNDS UNLIMITED 4 Rabbis Debate Conversion Of Ethiopian Jews Jerusalem (JTA) — The con- troversy over whether the thousands of Ethiopian Jews who recently immigrated to Israel must undergo Lehumra a form of conversion ritual — was heightened over the weekend when Ashkenazic Chief Rabbi Avraham Shapiro sharply criticized two former Chief Rabbis for maintain...…
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…2 cc SPOOF THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Friday, March 8, 1985 ° WARNING! Before YOU Read On... The tradition of Purim fun and pranks is almost as old as the holiday itself, so we hope this special Purim satire section will become an annual tradi- tion, in The Jewish News. (Lord knows, there's too little humor in the news these days.) Of course, none of the "news" stories or "ads" on these four pages are true, and all of the material is meant...…
…40 Friday, March 8, 1985 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS PURIM Attack Of The Pizza People On Your Mark... Aliens from another planet in- vaded cities throughout the United States, attacking young men in and around pizza par- lors. The aliens descended on their victims in three-foot-wide, doughy, white flying saucers, wrapping their space vehicles around the heads and arms of the youths and incapacitating Despite warnings from his doctors and fa...…
…THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS SPOOF A dinner sponsored by the New York Subway Riders Association will be held in honor of Bernard Goetz as a "Token" of our Appreciation Time: Midnight Place: Last car of the "D" Train Shi'ite-busters in Lebanon. Shi'ites Hit The Fan Israeli commandoes in Leba- non, including a new Ethiopian Jewish recruit, display the new successor to the famous Uzi submachine gun, the Uzi Flooz- ey, used to destroy a whol...…
