November 27, 1974 (vol. 85, iss. 72) • Page Image 4
… If I ruled the world, just one day... Gobble 'em up! The First Anu al Turkey Awards . . . TRIED. I REALLY tried to think of, reasons to be thankful. But there weren't many, except possibly the mixed blessing of still being alive: there's no mail, the banks are closed, and most people will be eat- ing Ritz mock-apple pie instead of turkey. So in place of the usual bom- bast about the joys of alleged free- dom, this year's Daily Thanksgivin...…

















































