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…COMMUNITY JEWFRO How I Met Your Mother: Part I By Ben Falik D ear Judah and Phoebe, In June of 2004, the Pistons were on their way to an NBA championship, John Kerry was on his way to ousting George W. Bush as president and I was on my way home. I graduated from college and, as swiftly as our Saturn sta- tion wagon had stewarded me to Columbia four years earlier, I found myself back in the same room in the same house in the same sub- urb...…

















































