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…Saturday, July 30, 1977 Economic measure indiscates downturn WASHINGTON (AP)-A gov- ernment barometer indicated yesterday a downturn in the second half of the year. The Commerce Department's index of leading indicators de- clined six tenths of one per cent in July, mainly because of re- duced demand by manufacturers for raw materials. The decline followed a drop of two tenths of one per cent in May, after a strong showing at the start of the y...…

…Page fen THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, July 3t, 197; Vance mum on Mideast tri WASIIINGTON l'--Secretary carrying with hin, saying this Genera conference, arms race w i t h the Soviet Vance noted that any US arm of State Cyrus Vance, about to would "not be constructive I' He said the information re- Union. sales to Somalia, at odds with set out for the Middle East, The Soviet Union co-chairs the ceived from the Palestinians is In recent days the...…

…day, July 30, 97 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Eleven Kite, Lister grab Phily golf lead By The Associated Press By The Associated Press PHI LADELPHIA- Tom Kite, happily and enthu- siastically defending the only title he's ever won, scrambled his way to a hard-won, rallying, two under par 69 and a tie with New Zealand's John Lister for the second round lead yester- day in the $200,000 Philadelphia Golf Classic. "Oh, what a day," Kite sig- hed afte...…

…Page Twelve THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, July 30 1977 ... , U I Already, it's time for football The summer sports better be- ware, as professional football begins it's mid-summer assault on the minds of sports fans all over when the first of many ex- hibition games will take place today. The expectant Chicago Bears will face the Namath-less New York Jets in Canton, Ohio for the annual Hall of Fame game, starting at 3:30 p.m. The game wil...…

…The Michigan Daily ol LXXXVII, No. 35-S Ann Arbor, Michigan-Thursday, June 30 1977 Ten Cents Twelve Pages House defeats marijuana bi Rep. slugs Bullard after heated debate ti v|| By GREGG KRUPA f a In a 24 hoar period worked by heated-and at one point physical z -debate, the state House of Representatives amended, approved, ', . and then defeated Ann Arbor Rep. Perry Bullard's legislation that p . would have liberalized Michigan's penalties fo...…

…Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY T hursday, June 30, 1977 Rebel bishop ordains priests ECONE, Switzerland (AP) -- Intoning his blessings in forbid- den Latin, rebel Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre ordained 14 new priests yesterday in an act of defiance to Pope Pal VI that could end in a historic schism of traditionalists from the Ro- man Catholic Church. The newly ordained priests were mostly Frenchmen, but they included an American, An- thony Cekad...…

…Thursday, Jug 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Roge free Court nixes death for rape a .555.tggt g ggctytss 5:~~' TONY MILLER, Lenny Dale, and Reuben Che tune with the FreewheelExpress bicycle deli Freewheel E packages fron By LORI CARRUTHERS Over a year ago Reuben Chapman fantac- sized what Ann Arbor would be like without cars. From this mental meandering grew a small enterprising . bicycle delivery service known as the Freewheel Express. "Ou...…

…I PY R.S THE AUTOMOBILECAME 1L. L~tIZ06Mil- f MY- HA% PR1OP2UCT(O&l) CAM& I1 Ali IN). WVAFFUVOWJCC 56A&PDCH(Lt2)>$ A ireWUIOT OUT TIMH clK). LouM CM 9AF // {{)CC(A 0. CME 1k) -11E L.C5'0Q XF HISTGPRY 15 T THE11CXAHINJ&~p OEXMII 6"WORTH t1 The Michigan Daily Edited and managed by Students at the University of Michigan Thursday, June 30, 1977 News Phone: 764-0552 SRe~gardless of verdiCt, VA trial sinister farce AS THE END of the Veterans Ad...…

…Thursday, June 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five Thursday, June 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five MICHIGAN HOUSE sergeants restrain Rep. Rosetta Ferguson momepts after she punched Ann Arbor Rep. Perry Bullard. Ferguson strongly opposed Bullard's prs- posed marijauna bill. Dope bill fails second vote in House (Contanued from Page 1) for the public or private posses- sn of one ounce or less of marijuana. YESTERDAY, however, after an...…

…Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Thursday, June 30, 1977 Interesting facts about the U. of M. The University's Biological The Exhibit Museum at the Station near Pellston, Michigan, University, one of the largest on is the world's largest inland any university campus in the field station for teaching and country, is visited by some research in biological science. 50,000 children a year. Subscribe to The Daily-Phone 764-0558 19, here IS a differ...…

…Thursday, June 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Seven Thursday, June 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Seven VA jurors deliberate (Continued from Page 1) how much they tell you about the real evidence in this case .. Where is the defense bas- ed on facts? Narciso and Perez both citi- zens of the Philippines are ac- cused by the government of in- jecting Pavulon, a powerful muscle relaxant, into the intra- venous medication tubes of sev- ...…

…Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY .. Thu rsday, June N ThEY'REALL INFE 30, 1977 Uncontracted Classified Rates WORDS 1 2 3 4 5 6 add. 0-101 15 230 305 380 4.55 530 .75 1 1-1 5 140 280 370 460 5.50 640 .90 1620 165 3 30 435 540 645 750 105 21.25 190 380 500 6.20 740 860 120 26-30 215 430 565 7.00 8.35 970 135 31-35 2 40 480 630 7.80 930 1080 150 36-40 265 530 695 860 10.25 1190 1.65 41-45 290 5S80 760 9.40 1120 1300 1 80 46-50 315 630 825 1020 121...…

…Thursday, June 30, 1977 Saccharin ban bill vetoed in Senate THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Nine I U WASHIINGTbN (P) - The Senate voted yesterday to kill a lOse-passed measure that would prohibit any government ban of saccharin use for 15 months. Bit the Senate is expected to act later this summer on a bill to impose an even longer suspension of the proposed saccharin han than the 15 months the House had voted. THlE SENATE action came on the $14 ...…

…Se Te THE MICHIGAN DAILY Thursday, June 30, 1977 Planned Parenthood to stay open By RON DeKETT 72 hour marathon session in The Washtenaw t_'0o u n t which the staff aired their grie- League for Planned Parenthood Jvances against Executive Direc- Board of Directors narrowly far Jack Singleton. averted a massive resignation bvyseveral of the Planlned Par'- SI N GLEFT ON WA S enthood center's staff Tuesday hired as the Executive Director when th...…

…Thursday, June 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Wade upsets Evet Page Eleven By The Associated Prss _WIMBLEDON, England Virginia Wade, the English vicar's daughter, stunned reigning chai- pins Chris Evert 6-2, 4-6, 6-1 yesterday and reached the women's singles finals of the Wimble- des Tennis Championships after 14 years of try- ing. Miss Wade, 31, will play for the title Friday against Betty Stove, 32, of The Netherlands with Qee Elizabeth It. s...…

…Page Twelve I Ht MICHIsAN DAILY thursday, June 30, 1977 Tigers sew up Boso 51,745 urge Bird on to sixth By DON MacLACHLAN and PAUL CAMPBELL Special To The ails DETROIT - The biggest crowd of the year cooverged on Tiger Stadium lost night. It was a cool, cloudless night - the best a Detroit summer has to offer. BUT 51,745 PEOPLE didn't come down to enjoy the wea- ther. They came to see Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. They came to see him pitch, they...…

…RHODES, SUCCESSOR See Editorial Page LY L 3k1 itgan !!iatitii HALF & HALF High - 660 Low -- 380 See Today for details /' Latest Deadline in the State Vol. LXXXVII, No. 142 Ann Arbor, Michigan-Wednesday, March 30, 1977 Ten Cents Ten Pages 1F MU SEE N6S HAPPMN CALZ Ali Backward glance Ah, nostalgia. Bob Honigman, a Class of '58 business student, was back in town this week armed with a report he wrote nineteen years ago on housing in...…

…{ Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY Wednesday, March 30, 1977 Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY r I Yes. You can be good at passing tests that are meaningless to you. You can be good at selling encyclopedias that you know are inferior Ultimately, you can even be good at a profession that you don't really believe in. You can be good. But for some people, being good just isn't good enough. For the people who brew Busch beer, it isn't good enough. T...…

…~ Wednesday, March 34,.197? THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page THree WenedyMac 3,-177TH ICIGNDAL DAILY DIGEST ARCH 30, 1977 From Wire Service Reports Se. Vance't frequency signals to the sub- iternational Crash survivors return to U.S. SANTA CRUZ DE TENER- IFE, Canary Islands - The deputy director of Santa Cruz's airport said yesterday the pilot of the Dutch jumbo jet that collided with a Pan American jumbo causing 575 deaths "did not receive c...…

… +, -''~ . I tsi n t1.s Eighty-Seven Years of Editorial Freedom 420 Maynard St., Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Freedom in the Wednesday, March 30, 1977 News Phone: 764-0552 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan Let's voice our feelings on Fra nki Rhodes'successor IN CASE YOU weren't aware of the situation, University Vice President for Academic Affairs Frank Rhodes will be leaving in July to assume the presidency of Cornel...…

…THE MICHIGAN DAILY En te rta net_ Wednesday, March 30, 1977 Page ive t Ramones run amok By DAVID KEEPS THE RAMONES, New York's white - hot frenzy, swoop- ed down and devastated a packed to the rafters mob at Second Chance in their Ann Ar- bor prenmiere Monday night, sharing the bill with local fav- orites, Sonic's Rehdezvous Band. Sonic's opened with a chord- ripping deluge that immediate- ly blew an amp out of com- mission and drove hyp...…

…Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Wednesd~ay, March 30, 1977- w *1g =A .F S irk ? y t ' -" s ' , 7 .4ti I . ' r1' , 5 /.. r i - i, F iB FOR RENT AVAeILA3vE NOW, option for fall. tie-bedroom arpt. near ;Hospitals, cttmpus. Furnished in older home.D Pete okay. Call 665-5348. $175/month. ' 150403 HOUSE FOR RENT F'u-nlsh~ed 31'2~ bedrooms, 2 bath- reuoms. near campus. Available May ' 1year lease. No pets. $500. Call - 765-3590. 09C4061 One sp...…

…Wednesday, Mcch 30, Itr HM THE MICHIGAN DAILY Pae Seven- .y ,.,. Housing key issue' in Ward Two race' Mayoral candidates debate (Continued from Page 1 Wheeler said. SLAUGHTE: added, "Do we (Contived from Page 1) that it's easier to take the bus really just want to build another' to task. It's ai lip service." than drive your car" wind tunnel like Tower Plaza?" Reiner said the city s hosild Greer: hields said he favors Wheeler blames c...…

…Page "Eighf (HE MiCH!UAN 1-)A1LY Wednesday, march U, ;r; r r F U-Il: M1(JHIC~AN uAILY Wednesday, March 3(3, 1 ~t I A LL. YOU CAN- EAT! Wednesday Special 5 to 10 P.M. Baked Lasagna DINNER INCLUDES: "EHome Made Baked Lasagna ' Large Pretzel Bell Salad with Choice of Dressing * Steaming Hot Basket of Russian Rye Bread with Creamery Butter $3.95 ADULTS CHILDREN Under 12-$1.75 THURSDAY SPECIAL "FRENCH FRIED SMELT". All You Can Eat $3.95 The Pr...…

…Wednesday, Mdreh 30, 1X377 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Nine \Vednesdciy, Mcrch 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAiLY Page NIne SPRING DRILLS UNDERWAY NCAA'S IN SUNNY ARIZONA: Tumblers reach finals Blue running hard i i 1 l 3 l a . i i By BILLY NEFF Ten quarterback Rick Leach, an of the ten best high school grid- excellent backfield, and a few ders from Michigan (as picked Spring s the time of laying key defensive standouts. by the Detroit Free Pr...…

…PalE Ten THE MICHIGAN DAILY Wednesday, arc. 30, 197-1 Pa~c Ten THE MICHIGAN DAILY We~esday, March 30, 1971 El NOW! SAME DAY COLO In By 10:00 A.M.-Out B Quality Photofinish Competitive Pr Open Until 6:0 8 Monday, Noon Sa SUN PHO 3180 PACKARD-97 2 Blks. E. of Pla R PRINTS y 5:00 P.M. SHS faculty blasts department review DEADLINE FOR COMMITTEES TODAY Students: Have a seat ing at (Continued from Page 1) program improvements have ices...…

…Vr SUNDAY, MAGAZINE See Inside *f~Arig Uii AU REVOIR High-T12 Low-4 below See Today for details Latest Deadline in the State Vol. LXXXVI-I No. 99 Ann Arbor, Michigan-Sunday, January 30, 1977 Ten Cents Eight Pages p -m 1CU SEE NWS 1AEM CALJ:DNLY High rents, high temps Cold as hell outside, right? Well, you can thank your lucky stars you're 'not Leon Sompolinsky or David Roteberg. These poor guys live up on the top floor of Univer...…

…Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page two rHE MICHiGAN DAILY IMPORTS CONT 'AIN INSECTS, DIRT: I HAD CANCER AaEn I' FDA: Coffee conteminated WASHINGTON (A-While the the price of coffee to the ducing countries earlier this price of coffee was doubling last American consumer." month in Dallas and Houston to year, more than 70 million "We don't like to deal with discuss ways of dlaning tpz pounds of green coffee beans delayed coffee," says an e...…

…sundaty magazine inside: books - page five January 30, 1977 Number*1 Editor: Stephen Hersh Associate Editors: Ann Marie Lipinski, Elaine Fletcher arra xraw:ro,.N.x;;x:aGm. ra p .,a, ,w.,b!sAbrRM#S?:'"n,.F ,x' : &. x . .. , ."n' 'w"bZ n':t$V1., 4 A ne Carl By JEFF RISTINE WASHINGTON-He was elected to office by a victory margin of only 347 votes in the closest contest of all of the races for the U.S. House of Representatives last No- vemb...…

…Page*Faur THE MICHIGAN DAILY Sunday,. January 30, 1977 Page Four THE MICHIGAN DAILY Sunday, January 30, 1977 ._ .. r btate (Continued from Page 3) Another possible environmen- tal action is a ban on use of all phosphates in detergents in Michigan. Anderson feels there is support for such an action' but cautions that the "total ram- ifications" of such legislation must be considered. "The prob- lem is, if you take phosphates away, you'v...…

…Sunday, January 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five Sunday, January 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five SUNDAY MAGAZINE BOOKS A cor By MARNIE HEYN SELECTED POEMS 1956- 1975 by Diane di Prima, North Atlantic Books, 345 pages, $5.00 LADY OF THE BEASTS by Robin M o r g a n, Random House, 131 pages, $3.95 LIVING IN THE OPEN by Marge Piercy, A I f r e d A. Knopf, 108 pages, $3.95 POEMS SET ,FrTET) AND NEW, 19C0-194 by, Adrienne Rich, No...…

…DAILY Page Six THE MICHIGAN Sunday, January 30, 1977 .. .U mAd r , sI F FOR SALE 23" G.E. COLOR T.., $120. Also Rotel belt driven turntable, $35. 761-6681. 94B0201 CALCULATOR, . HP-55 Programma- ble with timer, conversions, regres- sion, free math pac and accessories. Best offers Jim, 994-1268 evenings. 70130201 TICKETSI 4-8 BASKETBALL tickets needed for any remaining homg game. Must be together and in blue section. Will pay nicel...…

…t Sunday, January 30, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY roge Seven Sunday, January 30, 1977 THE MICHiGAN DAILY Page Seven First space shuttle A- d City man defends j su t r r" n tIueSv! (Continued fromPage 1) should judge Nixon's actions. looking at the context of the (Continued from Page 1) root wingspan woild clear all time when he was president and. taxi tests, then, go aloft for bstacles, and once wi h a simu- the sitla ion he was in." "cap...…

…Page Eight THE MICHIGAN GAILY Sunday, ionuoey 30, 1977 PageEigh THEMICHGAN AIL --, full court Loss at Northwestern . .. brings out faults By KATHY HENNEGHAN EVANSTON IT HAD TO HAPPEN one of these days. Michigan almost squeaked through its tiring seven-games-in-fourteen-days stretch without a loss. But the Northwestern Wildcats, ninth in the Big Ten going into yesterday's game, beat the Wol- verines and beat them convincingly, 99-87. Sinc...…

…MSA's BAD JOKE See Editorial Page Y L W I!JZUI~ D3ait33 High-18° Loyw re-9 s See 'today for details Latest Deadline in the State Vol. LXXXVI, No. 67 Ann Arbor, Michigan-Tuesday, November 30, 1976 Ten Cents Twelve Pages plus Su ipplement f YOU SE SKNNCL %D& Rape Two weeks ago today was the date of the last assault by the male suspect police believe to be re- sponsible for a rash of fifteen assaults on women in one month.According to Ann ...…

…Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, November 30, 1 )7 i Zichigamua:Test q (Continued from Page 1) I day, when the pace of campus by University students who have There really was a tribe nam- life was slower and the atmos- miled sex discrimination and ed Michigamua - it was. the' phere more light - hearted. civil rights complaints with the namesake of the state. Though Yet Michiamua survives federal government is perhaps it is difficult to...…

…Tuesdoy, November 30, 1976 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Three LOSES LEA V E' Ane.i By DENNIS SABO Have you ever walked by1 Michigan Union and found f; shaped leaves littering the si, walk, when hours before ground was barren? An Asiatic Ginkgo tree (p nounced GING-CO), a specie a grup of prehistoric pla that a fisted more than 300 n lion years ago, stands in fr of the Union and is'distinguist from other trees in seve ways, according to Bot Pro...…

… E1mC 1Mtfr4tan Dailg Eighty-Seven Years of Editorial Freedom 42 0 Maynard S., Ann Arbor, N11 48109 VACATION OBSERVATIONS: otor City Tuesday, November 30, 1976 News Phone: 764-0552 By KEITH RICHBURG Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan MSA: You're on your own THIRTEEN DAYS AGO, when most students' thoughts were focus- ed on the Ohio State game, research papers and the Almighty CRISP, Michigan Student Assembly (M...…

…Tuesday, November 30, 1976 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five -e y.o.e--1--M-G.-.- gev ||||||||8 Vote toda ' P e, S election Here in brief form, the Daily presents profiles of the 35 candidates running in this term's Michigan Student Assembly (MSA) election. Due to severe time linitatioas we were able to conduct telephone interviews only. Several attempts were made to contact each candidate. This page was compiled by Daily reporters Lani...…

…Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, November 34, 1976 Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, November 30, 1976 HAIRSTYLING FOR MEN & WOMEN T RY A NEW LONG OR SHORT STYLE DASCOLA BARBERS Ar6orlond 971-9975 Maple V llqge 766-2733 l_1bertv off Stote 668-93299 Est U at So. U. 662-0354 Gilmore goes before parole board today Pierce demands a recount (Continued from Page 1) Utah's capital punishment law clerk, Bennie Bushnell, during ger strike ...…

…THE MICHIGAN DAILY' A rts'& Entertain ment Tuesday, November 30, 1 976 Page Seven *:<4::~~....... ... ...' FISHER THEATRE FEATURE rown ugar': Dazzing By STEPHEN PICKOVER ISN'T war fun? By STEPHEN PICKOVER tural development which found its hey friendship and professionalism they feel What, you mean you don't and MIC AEL JONES day in the twenties. During this period, towards each other and the Harlem of love a good murder-filled, blood- Harlem...…

…Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY TLue-day, November 30, 1976 r. j - FOR RENT ROOMMATES FOR SALE ROOM AVAILABLE. Modern 3-bed- FEMALE ROOMMATE needed for 2- FIRST EDITIONS -~ Henry Miller. room apartment. ,Air conditioned, bdrm., 4-person apt. Very close to NIGHTMARE NOTEBOOK, Limited pool. $108/month. 971-2097. 2601201 Campus, 8 month lease (thru April). (No.' 82). Signed. 1975. $250. -Tris- ________ __- Phone 662-1656. 24Y1205 t an T...…

…Tuesday, November 30, 1976, THE MICHIGAN DAILY Wage Nine Tu~sdcy, ~~Jovember 30, 1976 THE MICHiGAN DAILY Page Nine Michigamua: Test of a traditionl I I i - U University of Michigan 1976/77 (Contimact from Page 2) World War Iii threatened the Tribe's perpetration; with the exit cif manr, men from c'am- pus for mittary service, the membership dwindled to eight in 1944. THIS SPA$RKED the forma- tion of the Old Braves Council. Several ...…

…Purge Ten THE MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, Novemterr 3U, 1976 Page Ten THE MICHIGAN DAILY Vuesday, November iU, 1976 Grapplers By PATRICK RODE sets its sights on Michigan State The Michigan wrestling team tonite where they open their - - - successful in tourney 7HAPPENINGS 763-1107 AVANT-GARDE FILM LECTURE SERIES P. ADAMS SITNEY, prominent theoretician of avant- garde films will screen Stan Brakhage's "SINCERITY" and lecture on "Autobiogr...…

…Tuesday; November 30, 1976 , THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Eleven Tuesday, November 30, 1976 THE MICHIGAN DAiLY GREEN NETS 25 I Cagers smash By DON MacLACHLAN ter really spurred us on," Orr from Detroit, was a crowd fa- "We're not afraid to come in said. vorite coming off the bench. with those guys," said Michi- I After Phil Hubbard picked up He tallied six points in the gan basketball coach Johnny his third foul with eleven min- first hal...…

…TF MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, November 30, 1976 Poge Twelve J Our Ann an even Arbor' bigge 6~0 store h. j i and be E E. illSt. MOV to Dcaiton a# visit the largest and best- equipped hifi store in Michigan. If you thought Tech Hifi was like a hifi show before, just wait until you come in to our new location in Framingham. We have more hand- somely-appointed soundrooms equipped with a better selection of famous-name hifi components and a...…

… LETTERS See Editorial Page YI r SAfr A6F 4bp :43 atl SLITIHY High -- 55° Low -35* See Today for Details Latest Deadline in the State Vol. LXXXVII, No. 45 Ann Arbor, Michigan-Saturday, October 30, 1976 Ten Cents Ten Pages * / E e UnSEE NEWS AQI CAiZMDAtY Election picks Will Carter thump Ford? Is West Virginia des- tined, like New York before it, to have a Rocke- feller as governor? What's the future of returnable bottles infMichigan?...…

…Page Two _:... THE MICHIGAN DAiL , Saturday, October 30, 1976 Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY r e I! PAID POLITICAL ADVERTISEMENT JUDGE ROBERT L. for Appeals Court Judge Evans is Endorsed: " "Outstanding" - Detroit Bar Association " "Outstanding" - Wolverine Bar Association " "Superior"-Urban Alliance * United Auto Workers * AFL-CIO Festive air marks 11 ma InAh m fun happenings ... Judge vans' Qualifications Include: * Judge, Recorder...…

… Saturday, October 30, 1976 M'". :A0 - -NV/N1 M iHE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Three 11 c~I I _S.,, events and entertainment week o Oct. 30-Nov. 5 Happenings film reviews are written by Christopher Potter. all week COMMERCIAL CINEMA The Front - (Campus) - Woody Allen stars in this "seri- ous" comedy about entertain- ment blacklisting of the early '50's. Is it supposed to be fun- ny or tragic? Obviously the film's creators never made up thei...…

… Eighty-Seven Years of Editorial Freedom 420 Maynard St , Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Pulling the I Saturday, October 30, 1976 News Phone: 764-0552 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan ci Dietrich ads To The Daily: TO JOHN DIETRICH and all those who paid for his political advertisement in Tuesday's Daily: Your 'broad-minded' puns are not funny -they are insipid. If we were you,- we wouldn't be so cock-sure.' To The Daily...…