…Weathnr Jeopardy 02025 The Michigan Daily Ann Arbor, Michigan One-hundred-twelve years ofeditorialfreedom TODY: It's pretty cold outside. So leave on all your clothes. The sun will come up in the morning. Tomorrow- 01.30 Vol. CXIII, No. 69 www.michigandaily. corn President declares war on Oklahoma Argentina and Africa By Minnie Cox For the Daily In a whirling set of events early this morning, President Bush declared war on Japan, Argen...…
…2 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 31, 2003 MORE SCANDAL Captain McCluskey, Virgil 'The Turk' Sollazo get what was coming to them MINORITY REPORT ANN ARBOR, place of diversity It's great to be a minority! 0 By David Horn and Seth Klempner Daily Cosa N6stra Writers BRONX, NY - Despite wild specu- lation that Captain McCluskey and Vir- gil "The Turk" Sollazzo were assassinated by Corleone family scion Michael Corleone, it is in fact ...…
… MORE SCANDAL The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 31, 2003 - 3 BRIDA L Yum, yum! Seniors award hottest Daily males Carmen "Snow White" Johnson to marry J-Dick, Meizlish, and Mr. Quitter in hundred- dollar wedding Carmen "Snow White" Johnson has given in to the countless hours of courting by Daily Arts Editor Jeff Dickerson, incoming Editor in Chief Louie Meizlish and Daily quitter Tyler Boersen and will marry all three this summer. While ...…
…4 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 30, 2003 OP/ED olhe 9U[itt igttn ttilWS 420 ALL THE TIME ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 zpeskowi@umich.edu NEAL IS A TERRORIST EDITED AND MANAGED BY WEALTHY, WHITE SUBURBAN BRATS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 JERSEY JEW Editor in Chief CATHOLIC JEW Editorial Page Editor Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the Daily's editorial board. All other arti...…
…THE END OF THE LINE0.. The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 31, 2003 - 5 "Most of us probably feel we couldn't be free without newspapers, and that is the real reason we want the newspapers to be free." - Edward R. Murrow In three and a half years, the Daily has taught me more than any journalism class ever could. And this year it taught me the most important lesson I'll ever learn: When the bullets are coming toward you from every directio...…
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…I It's 'Frifa , we ain't 1ot no bobs, we ain't ot shit to o UR LIFE WOULD SUCK January 31, .2003 www.dailyboycott.cWITHin a roi W 9 J )lrejoesmithg~!umchi. edu at? Me sanction? ; Coleman, Martin, Amaker deny that any self-imposed sanctions are in place; emplore NCAA Selection Committee to consider Maize and Blue in March By Tractor Traylor Show me the Money It looks like Michigan Athletic Director Bill Martin has pulled a fast one on e...…
…The Michigan Daily - BOYCOTT THIS Icers lose first 20 games, still hit Frozen Four with new coach Sgroi destroys your mom Football and journalism giants Jeff Phillips and Dave Horn have concocted many a fine headline ... Editor in chief, tyrant Jon Schwartz, has a small mind and never let these see the light of day Mike Cammillary Daily Sports Player After leading the Wolverines as one of the most success- ful coaches in college hockey hist...…
…4 10 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 31, 2003 JEOPARDY 2K3 02003 The Michigan Daily Ann Arbor, Michigan Vol. CXIII, No. 81 One-hundred-twelve years of editorial bias (Michigan Review, you guys are hysterical) It's gonna be abihrgt sunshiny day! in OWd 0 0 ml 9 1 me time nas cor yet again. Time us Daily seniors say goodbye: to campus, the Daily, to lawsuits, Martin, weekends on ne, for to ,to Ed the esirable as a .nor- mal li...…
…NS One hundred eleven years ofedftorialfreedom "II NEWS: 76-DAILY CLASSIFIED: 7640557 mwwmichigandally.com Thursday January 31, 2002 i - - -- --------------- I Report: Engler won't cut state By Louie MeizIish Daily Staff Reporter All of Michigan's 15 public universities should plan to see flat budgets for the 2002- 2003 fiscal year under Gov. John Engler's bud- get proposal, according to an anonymous source within the governor's admin...…
…2A -- The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 NATION/WORLD GAO suing for energy records -.. NEWS IN BRIEF HEADLIN S.O AONDTE O WASHINGTON (AP) - The Gen- eral Accounting Office has decided to sue the White House for access to documents from President Bush's energy task force, a congressional source told The Associated Press yes- terday. The GAO's plan to take the White House to court sets up a political battle over executive pri...…
… LOCAL/STATE The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 3A RESEARCH N O TE S UMHS study on OCD to focus on therapy groups A new study sponsored by Uni- versity of Michigan Health System will try to help teens with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder cope by pro- viding forms of group therapies to help adolescents. The study opens this week and will enroll its first group of participants for three months of weekly group therapy. OCD is a men...…
…A 4A - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 OP/ED Zbe £ irbiguu i1i 420 MAYNARD STREET ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 daily. letters@umich.edu, NOTABLE QUOTABLE EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 GEOFFREY GAGNON Editor in Chief MICHAEL GRASS NICHOLAS WOOMER Editorial Page Editors " We will execute him within 24 hours unless America fulfills our demands." Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorial...…
… NATION/WORLD The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 5A I a Karzai asks U.N. for increased global support Bush singles out three countries as future threats The Washington Post "Time is not on our UNITED NATIONS (AP) - Afghanistan's interim leader asked the United Nations yesterday to expand the international force pro- tecting his fledgling government, say- ing it would signal a global commitment to a country brutalized by 2...…
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…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 7A Ypsi girls found safe with family in W. Virginia Story of kidnapping, con- nection to Longo murders was a hoax HINTON, W.Va. (AP) - The mother of two missing Michigan sisters found in West Virginia was arraigned yesterday on two counts of child concealment and contribut- ing to the delinquency of a minor. Teresa Lynn Claypoole, 48, of Hinton, was being held in the Southern Regional Jail ...…
… 0I OeR TShigan atg SPORTS michigandaily.com/sports sportsdesk@umich.edu THURSDAY JANUARY 31, 2002 8A Not yet JOE SMITH 6 Young's fouls take him out of game early By Steve Jackson Daily Sports Writer EAST LANSING - The Michigan offense needs Chris Young, and it needs him badly. After the Spartans stormed out with an 11-0 run early in the first half, Michigan made a point of getting the ball to Young, who scored on consecutive possessi...…
…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 9A Anzalone restores Laker work ethic Former Lake Superior coach returns after 11 years to bring program back to 'respectability' By J. Brady McCollough Daily Sports Writer to Sault Ste. Marie. "The Lake Supe- rior attitude" is also back with the Lakers - whether it shows up in the team's record (4-15-1 CCHA, 7-18-1 overall) or not. Anzalone and Craw- The Lake Superior hockey pro- I gram ...…
…10A - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 0 Tankers tackle yet-untested Buckeyes By Melanie Kebler Daily Sports Writer The last time the Michigan men's swimming team faced Ohio State in a dual meet was two years ago at Canham Natatorium, when the Wolverines cruised to victory, COLL 204-148. This year, Who: Michigan (20 Bi the Buckeyes return Ohio State all but two swim- When:1 p.m., Saturda mers from last Latest: Michigan coach...…
…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 11A Offensive powers will clash at CCisler By Charles Paradis Daily Sports Writer Two of the Big Ten's most effec- tive offenses will square off in a shootout that promises to be an exciting matchup. The teams CRISLER ARENA have two different Who:lowa(6-3 Big Ten, styles of 13-6overall) vs. Michigan offense, (27,_128) and har Whe: 7 p.m. and shar Latest:Michigan coach one charac- Sue Guevara's...…
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…U- 9~~~~ U- 16B,- The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, January 31, 2002 Widely despised anchovies still requested at local pizza joints By Stacy Anderson Daily Arts Writer It's the same every time: you ask someone what their favorite food is and you get answers having to do with juicy meats, like steak or ham- burger or, for the lazy college stu- dent, foods like pizza and Ramen that take little to no preparation. It's ...…
… - - ; - - I - MMM '"W Uw q 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, January 31, 2002 The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine- Random prefers Contra' over 'Zelda' My boyfriend can be such a jerk. HeE just doesn't understand and What's wrong. Jane? itntom ie 1 like... nevermind v' - a- Lr I have a crush on B~rian. but I still! love my boyfriend. Well I'm pretty sure he does, too. M t 1 ~ If I say something y."do...…
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…w 9W 12B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, January 31, 2002 Sex, drugs and pizza: A night with the pizza delivery guy The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazir FROM THE VAULT: A 'BOTTLE ROCKET' B( Wes Anderson's debut film launched Wilsons By Rich Haffner For the Daily It's Friday night between "Early" and "Time for the Bar." I stop at a pizza place (which will remain anonymous) on my way to my car. I order some p...…
… 0- 'S1 -w_ -W 6B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, January 31, 2002 AS WE ALL KNEW SHE WOULD, D-TOWN COMES CRAWLING BACK The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Tanning salons offer students good deals bel By Rebecca Ramsey Daily Arts Writer f you remember from two weeks ago, and assuming that you care, my girlfriend "D-Town Dana" left me earlier this month, citing. irreconcilable differences based on the...…
…0 The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazin 10B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, January 31, 2002 PIZZA CHALLENGE CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3B Like Bellla Napoli, NYPD's pizza - received high marks because of its high quality cheese. It was equally as molten. The grease stains in my notebook are a testament to the eating experience; but it was quite good and most everyone agreed. The 20 minute turn-around time and courte...…
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…One hundred ten years fedztordafreedo 41P NEWS: 76-DAILY CLASSIFIED: 764-0557 wwwmichigandaily.com Wednesday January 31, 2001 , f, ;, ,,. r a ,,' __.. ' ' pushes NikeI ,strike By Jen Fish Daily Staff Reporter Less than two weeks after the announcement of its new seven-year, $25 million Nike contract, the Universi- ty has sent a letter to Nike expressing concerns about labor abuses in a factory listed as having produced Michigan apparel...…
…2 - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 NATION/WORLD Michigan senators oppose Ashcroft WASHINGTON (AP) - Michigan's two Democ- ratic senators said they will vote against President Bush's nominee for attorney general, Republican for- mer Sen. John Ashcroft. Although Ashcroft appears to have enough votes to win approval by the Senate as early tomorrow, many Democrats have announced their intention to vote against him because of ...…
… LoCAL/STATE The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, January 31, 2001-- 3 IGHER ED Not all campus crime is reported under new bill Last week's assault and attempted robbery of a Syracuse University graduate student by a group of teenagers near an apartment complex will not be reported in campus crime statistics, said Wesley Bird, assistant director of the Syracuse University Department of Public Safety. The crime does not have to be included in the ...…
…4A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 e lCirt a ttn ttilg 420 MAYNARD STREET ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 daily. letters@umnich.edu All I ever needed to know (Ilearned on '80s radios BRANDEN SANZ DROPPING THE HAMME EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 GEOFFREY GAGNON Editor in Chief MICHAEL GRASS NICHOLAS WOOMER Editorial Page Editors Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opini...…
… *an I have this dance? Go online for our preview of the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater, brought to Detroit by the University Musical Society. RTgS michigandaiLy.com /arts WEDNESDAY JANUARY 31, 2001 5 'Sugar and Spice' lacks everything nice By Wilhelmina Mauritz Daily Arts Writer Is it just me, or have we had entirely too many cheer- leader movies lately? From Kevin Spacey's nymphet cheerleader in "American Beauty" to this summer's "...…
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…The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, January 31, 2001- 7 Continued from Page I The evidence was "extraordinarily clear" that the workers are not being allowed to rreturn to work, Nova said. Marikah Mancini, a graduate student at :Z.Purdue and member of the WRC's governing board, was also a member of the fact finding delegation. Mancini said one of the most powerful experi- ences for her was hearing complaints from workers who were initially select...…
… Daily trivia Two tickets to the Michigan-Michigan State hockey game on Feb. 17 will go to the two respondents that answer the most questions correctly. Send answers to sports..contest@umich.edu Today's question: Which Michigan hockey coach has won the most national champi- onships? Yetchigac.andaniycr: /snncuira michigandaily.com I/sports idga WiI WEDNESDAY JANUARY 31, 2001 8 State of em asment Superior Spartans dominate Wolverines, B...…
…N One hundred nine years feditorlfreedom NEWS: 76-DAILY CLASSIFIED: 764-0557 wwwmichigandally. corn Monday January 31, 2000 Ellerbe intervenes in alleged heft By Mark Francescutti Daily Sports Editor Michigan men's basketball coach Brian Ellerbe was involved in a Univer- sity student's decision not to press crimi- nal charges against up to three Michigan basketball players, the female student said, who had various items stolen from room....…
…2A -- The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 31, 2000 NATION/WORLD q~. WOLFE Continued from Page 1A "If part of her purpose or all of her purpose is to educate, I certainly consider myself educated during the process of this trial,' Duncan-Peters said. Wolfe said she has tried several different drugs to deal with her ymptoms, but it was only when she was part of a government project to test the medical effects of marijuana that she found rel...…
… LOCAL/STATE The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 31, 2000 - 3A OCAMPUS Bollinger begins search for VP for Student Affairs University President Lee Bollinger announced last week the launch of a committee to find a new vice president for student affairs. Last spring, former Vice Presi- 4ent for Student Affairs Maureen Hartford announced she would resign from her post to become president of Meredith College in North Carolina. Hartford started ...…
…4A - The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 31, 2000 Iie irbi an ai 420 Maynard Street Ann Arbor, MI 48109 MIKE SPAHN daily.letters@umich. edu rEDITOR IN CHIEF Edited and managed by gEMILY ACHENBAUM students at the studets a theEDITORIAL PAGE EDITOR University of Michigan Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the Dailys editorial board. All other articles, letters and cartoons do not necessarily refl...…
… ouble T from Mike Leigh ased on Gilbert and Sullivan's creation of "The Mikado," Topsy-Turvy" screens at the Michigan Theater. 7:30 p.m Ox Md#W DattV IR7r s MONDAY JANUARY 31, 2000 5a michigandaily.com /arts Midler, Lane fiar from 'Great' By Erin Podolsky Daily Arts Writer Bette Midler has always been some- thing of a showboat. That sort of thing *pens when you've been on stage for decades, and it's hard to drop the act when you do a mo...…
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…The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 31, 2000 - 7A GORE .Cntinued from Page IA Oanipulative attack," Gore said. Gore defended his pro-choice position and support for campaigning finance reform proclaiming that he has fought for both. Gore's supporters spoke in his defense on Bradley's earlier attacks on Gore's abortion stance. "He stands for us on this issue," Rep. Nita Lowey (D- New York) said, adding that it is the Republicans that want to ...…
…8A - The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 31, 2000 ARTS Gray's Grammy nod a new start The Los Angeles Times When a musician insists that it's an honor just to have been nominated for a Grammy award, it's easy to suspect that what you're hearing is simply the sound of false modesty. But as Macy Gray explains, there's definitely an advantage to having been nominated. Since it was announced earlier this month that Gray is up for two Gram- mys -...…
…~be ibi~tr ~ai Sports desk: 647-3336 sportsdesk@umich.edu SECTION B ,Ism The longest yard: Rams are World Champs in Jones' arms, stretching the ball toward the goal line in vain. So, a team known for its high-powered offense won its first Super Bowl with the most memorable of But he almost had to rewrite the script after the Titans scored on three straight drives to tie the score at 16. Tennessee's comeback was engineered defensive play...…
…2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - January 31, 2000 CLUBSPOW RSWEEKLY Edited by Michael Kern and Ryan C. Moloney Skiers tight in slalom, take third M' racers fall to Notre Dame, Spartans _ ' S 5 " C LLGESC'*C}R It's been all uphill for the Michigan ski club as of late. At Searchmont Mountain in Sault St. Marie last weekend, the women's squad notched third place. Sophomore Liz Hill tore up the slopes, leading the team with two third-pl...…
…The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 1, 2000 - 3B ,Zimmerman helps gymnasts torch Flames By Rohit Bhave Daily Sports Writer Freshman Kris Zimmerman's scorching 9.9 on the parallel bars helped the No. I Michigan men's gym- nastics team smoke Illinois-Chicago, 26.575-222.425 on Saturday in the indy City. Zimmerman, became only the third Wolverine to notch a score of 9.9 or above this season. In only his second dual meet, the freshman joins ...…
…4B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - January 31, 2000 Puck talk "I truly think we deserved to win that game, but we didn't bury the chances we had. We're a better five-on-five team, but we didn't bury them tonight." - Michigan forward Scott Matzka g Michigan Key play Saturday, 11:47 into the first period. Captain Sean Peach trickled in a pass firmjunior Geoff Kochfor his fifth goal of the season. This would be the Wolverines only goal i...…
