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… tours take over the Diag The Michigan men's hockey club - ranked No.1 in the Southeastern Region of the American Collegiate Hockey Association-- competed this past weekend in the first round of the NCHL…
…2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - February 21, 2000 CLUBSPOT WEEKLY ® FliUdA%, M Ii~l l 'W L -A U PennfL I. VI L Michigan schedule aearsyreadyfor sr seanyan Moto ROwers ready for spi…
… going to class and walking through the Diag and seeing people I know, nothing out of the ordinary. I'll never forget the sit in by the Students of Color Coalition in the (Michigan Union) tower. That was…
…2B - The Michigan Daily Graduation Edition - Thursday, April 13, 2000 THE FINAL WALK Students settle into residence hall life OUTGOING .... -..- w- ... _..._ . .. . : s. .r... i .. a/ yr / 7ow…
…Th Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - The Michigan Daily -- New Student Edition - 9B An early Whenever you walk through the Diag, it never fails that you'll find a collection of carefully cut, bright…
… from Page 2B This is a poor substitute for the method it replaced because it leaves schools without the ability actually make any judgements about the ability of applicants. Factors such as an applicant…
… course, you can read it any season, but it finds a special fit near the Diag, among the students, squirrels and r leaves. And without question autumn ushers the best movies into theaters, exposing the gar…
… and child- ish behavior. ERIN GUTENSCHWAGER Diag protests shouldSASOPHOMOR not impede students . . Daily editonial page RE from the Diag preachers to the displays we werej exposed to this week, it is…
… University with such excessive and disturbing messages is not necessary. If you don't want to be a part of a picket ine - don't be. If you are certain of where you; stand and you are sure that no Diag…
… care less about the anti-abor- tion display in the Diag. Frankly, I was too busy reading the sports section to even bother looking at the photos. I do consider it extreme to give the entire Diag…
… too much. I thoroughly support protests and dis- plays in the Diag. Other groups however get their message across with out taking us so much space. The preachers have their signs and displays but they…
… in no way impede me. This however is way to excessive and extreme. I wonder how much it'll cost me to rent out the entire Diag, erect fences so that no one else can get through, so that I can practice…
… women free: protect the right t" need two articles on choose." As I passed the Diag, this was the at least an unbiased chant that I heard, protesting the anti-abortion we obviously can't display. Since I…
… alive, and abortion actively prevents life from ha ests in the Diag on pening. I find it ironic that the same peope not to walk through who support getting "equal access" to higher use I knew what I…
…- Diag. I have a new slogan for this campus to am of assembly and chant: "Keep humans alive, protect the right to ny humble opinion, ife " uL;c tig a ^st p tortat To THE DAILY: The Daily editorial staff…
… unex- pected pregnancies? I did not see the prote Monday. I made it a point that area of campus beea would see would disturb through the Diag on Tuesd plays regarding pro-life iss ed" by the Students…
… Institute on Drug Abuse, found that squirrel E lonkeys repeatedly dosed then- a.l\ves w ith TIHC. the actixe inuredi- "{t im mlanjuala. Four monkeys w.eie uiven an intravenous device that delivered THC when…
… than a man," Lati-a said, or a woman as I hope the case wi I sotmetime be." ABBY ROSE NBAW a'Ly Filipino students participate in the Filipino American Students Association celebration on the Diag…
… yesterday. ! !* ilipino students celebratehitr -month on Di~ag WWWMICHIGANDAILY.COM The University of Michigan museum of art By Karen Schwartz Delicately balancing a candle on her head and one in each…
… on the Diag yesterday as part of a Fil- ipino American Student Associa- tion celebration of history, culture and heritage. Aimed at increasing the visibility and understanding of Filipino culture, the…
… squirrel. "A lot more people have expressed fear of squirrels, en was the last time anyone was accosted by a wolverine?" Wilson said. Unlike Wilson, some of the candidates on the FRAT Party ballot are not as…
… good time," said Nebulan. If students have not noticed many FRAT Party fliers or names for FRAT Party candidates chalked on the Diag it is because the party has been experimenting with some new…
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… means translates into an inactive campus. (And while you're more likely to find a crowd at a frat party than protesting something in the Diag), Whether you lean left or you just got your suit cleaned for…
…2B - The Michigan Daily - New Student Edition - Wednesday, September 5, 2001 .From Yong Republicans to sectarian Communists, welcome to 'U' politics Nicv WOOMER By Jim Sweeto Editorial Page Staff…
… with your inner voice. Try listening to self guidance tapes as you walk to class or talking to the squirrels. Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 You are an animal lover, but get fish so you can't love them too…
…w _W _ V V V I V 'W -I 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, September 27, 2001 T The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thu Horoseopes By Mizz Velveeta Weekend…
… - May 20 Your actions this week will turn you into a campus celebrity - make sure that it isn't for something stupid. Gemini: May 21 - June 21 While sitting in the Diag one afternoon, you will come to the…
… realization on why it is called the Diag. Cancer: June 22 - July 22 In lecture, everyone will count on you to put the smack-down on people who won't shut off their fucking cell phones. Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22…
… mm w U U w w 0 w w NW AV The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, October 11, 2001 Horoscopes The random student interview…
… Arbor's squirrels and spray paint it black. Cancer: June 22 - July 22 Instead of giving out candy, use old magazines as treats. Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22 Use trick-or-treating as an opportunity to go and…
…= ------ i w w IW 'W -qw- _W/_7 -W w -4 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, October 25, 2001 The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazin Horoscopes Random nterview…
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… letter on team letterhead. Posters were placed in dorms and a table was run on the diag. One hundred peo- ple attended the first mass meeting to inquire about the team. "The word is out on campus that this…
…'2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - November 19, 2001 I Depth helps 'M' get past fog, Buckeyes Champion again By Kareem Copeland Daily Sports Writer Despite a two-hour delay at the start…
… mammal around. (Besides that preacher dude on the Diag. I'd take a squirrel over him any day.) I know that they bother you. Tell me that you don't have a Sarah strange story fea- Rubin turing a psycho…
… ==I -W V V V V UF 7U Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - 4B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, November 29, 2001 SQUIRRELS IN THE MIST The Michigan ELITE ENTERTAINMENT…
… of days that looked cold but weren 't, not to wear a sweater and my wool coat. So I'm frying, all hot and dis- gruntled, when out of the blue a rabid squirrel dives in front of me, in some suicidal…
… attempt for atten- tion. This is all the incentive I need to start my by-now-banal squirrel dia- tribe. Mali suggests that I make the whining into a column. And I can't tell if she's serious or if she just…
… wants to avoid the inevitable. Fran nods vehemently reaffirming my suspicion that the two are conspiring against me; I think that they think that a good ole' squirrel-bashing col- umn will extirpate my…
… angst, clear- ing my conversational horizon from stories about rodents who eat nuts. But I won't be satisfied until I achieve vengeance. Come on. Agree with me, here. Squirrels are the most terrible…
…- squirrel. You jC o haven't lived in , An Arbor long Flairenough if you haven't had at least one close-encounter-of-the- squirrel-kind. The most striking characteristic of the squirrels on campus is their…
… rela- tive size. I come from a nearby small town in Michigan, and our squirrel population isn't nearly as over- weight. The squirrels in my town live in trees. They jump and run on the phone wires and…
… all of the other typ- ical squirrel behavior that looks like it'd be fun to try if I was 3 inches tall. Here, in Ann Arbor, the squirrels are always on the ground. Why? Because they're freaking obese…
…. You have to do a double-take to see if it's a cat or a squirrel walking with you to class. They've lost their aero- dynamic powers and they're too fat to ascend, so they stagnate in the grass. This…
… demonstration on the Diag yesterday afternoon. Winter courses offiered o Islam,- By Tomislav Ladika Daily Staff Reporter wo In response to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and the war in Afghanistan, several…
… spent the after- noon sitting, sleeping and studying on' the grass surrounding the Diag. "This has been a mild autumn - usually I have my snowblower operat- ing by now," said research associate Tom Goss…
…- University. for it," LSA senior Mike Shapiro quipped while strumming on a guitar. "I hope the squirrels are enjoying One drawback of the unseasonably warm temperatures, local retailers said, has been slow…
… for the week, there are sure to be thousands of Wall Street Journals going to waste. Take advantage of this and try sell- ing them to "Crazy Protest Guy" in the Diag so he can learn some things about…
… the real world and stop talking about drugs and masturbation. 7. Take the "Crazy Protest Guy's" place in the Diag - With "Crazy Protest Guy" out of the pic- ture, you can start practicing a protest of…
… accomplish, however, as the two of you could be the only ones that stayed in Ann Arbor over break. ' Courtesy of Lucasfilm The helpless cough of a squirrel with a crushed face, that's what life's all about…
… Panther McAllister, an LSA senior, in refer- ence to the racial slurs recently writ- ten in Couzens Residence Hall and on the Diag. Sidney Bailey, an Engineering junior and member of Omega Psi See RALLY…
… it cleaned up, but said she does not think it is the fault of students. "Sometimes bins get stolen, so the trash is just sitting out. If it is not in a bin, the squirrels get into it," she said. Last…
… issued a proclamation that will invalidate sidewalk occupancy vendors and peddlers permits for that day in a specified area surrounding the State Street and University Diag area," James Kosteva, director…
… was in the Arb marveling at obese squirrels. "Jesse Jackson" - On the steps of the grad library, talking to Agnes Aleobua. Aleobua was cutting a fine figure in her Levi's Engineered Jeans and "Michigan…
… I spy with my little eye at the Diag among the drug dealers and protestors but Rolf, that son-of-a- Canadian-whore international student I had been trying to get even with for some time. He was…
… - and just one was a University stu- dent. DPS arrested 22 people for possession of marijuana in the Diag area, one for providing a fake ID to an officer and three people were cited for skateboarding on…
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… time in the Arb. But I don't want to go there with anyone. I want to cuddle with the squirrels and run around in the buff. I could be Jane of the Arb. OK Matt, here's a doozy of a question for you. What…
… Johnston. After an examination, Johnston said he is leaning toward that diag- nosis rather than something worse like a muscle strain or torn liga- ments. "We're not looking at anything real bad at this time…
…2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - April 15, 2002 CLUBSPORTSWEEKLY -- Edsted by Jim Weher Aho leads roller hockey to final four appearance Lord of the Dance ATHLETE OF THE WEEK I I Who…
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…0 2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - September 16, 2002 CLUBSPORTSWEEKLY National success gives lacrosse financial woes 6MNOTES By Rob Dean For the Daily For Michigan women's lacrosse, suc…
… patriotic squirrel hovers In a tree on the Diag yesterday. Basketball team breaks worst start record The Michigan football program is built on many traditions - most notably spending its New Years' Days in…
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… _. 41 Rather modern 60 Pierre's thought 44 Down in the 61 Strauss of denim mouth fame 46 Tossed one's hat 62 Genesis setting in the ring 64 Possesses 49 Squirrel or rat 65 Beast of burden 51 Pop singer…
… local bands at parties, bars, coffee shops and walks through the Diag. Even though you could say each band has its own musical style and persona, I'd lump them all into the "not good" jgebre. Perhaps I…
… 9 '0 0 7j. 0 0 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend Magazine - Thursday, March 27, 2003 Saturday Looks Go od to Me tells how to ot aloner The Michigan Daily - Weekend Magazine - E3 ELITE…
… the winter term. These practices often are in unpleasant weather, which acts as a character builder for the team. Club ultimate frisbee is not the same as the frisbee seen in the Diag on a daily basis…
…I 2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - October 6, 2003 4 Pass-happy icers prevail 5-3 i opener By Gennaro Filice Daily Sports Writer There's no "I" in team, there never has been and, barring…
… tree. TMD: Did you ever think it might have been a squirrel? R: No, never thought that. TMD: What did it look like? R: I can't describe it. It was trippy shit. TMD: Do you believe in vampires? R: No, I…
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…'t any mention of the squirrels. You know you have seen them - they are enormously large and enormously stupid. Be careful, because in a jealous rage, these squirrels are known to attack any intelligent or…
…0 mwlmmm a a -w -W -W 741 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend Magazine - Thursday, October 30, 2003 Truths be told: Exposing urban legends at 'U' The Michigan Daily - Weekend Magazine No one…
… the cam- pus. They play in hallways and on the Diag, in snow and rain and even at spe- cial events like Coleman's inauguration. "We get together when we all want to play bocce, and it usually results in…
…-9 2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - November 3, 2003 CLUBSPORTSWEEKLY President's lawn hosts Halloween day bocce I am Lion, hear me roar abe chI-ditanduidj ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Who: Kyle…
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… MALONE ing freaks in China? That's right, And the Alum only people that pay attention to you are the " d nation of state-fundd freaking squirrels who can't find a damn acorn in this snow. Ha ha ha. I win…
… to me is To THE DAILY: Harmonica guy blows hard some of the pork which could be trimmed My name is Ernesto Rodrigues, a por- The Diag is Mine. from the budget that should clearly not be the tuguese…
… and I was staring out the window at those squirrels on the Diag? For the rest of the semester you're gonna get nothing but even more begrudging nods and late, half- assed response papers out of me. You…
… quite that clenched. Don't force it. Valentizza to da Dizza, killa M.C. - Alternat ve Valentine recipients at one point included Diag preachers, Ralph Williams, Howard Dean, SARs patients in Markley and…
… the Diag and are just dumb," Capilla said. "But we recruited 140 people." Of those 140, Capilla admitted that they only retained about 15 of them, but that's pretty good consid- ering the team has, and…
…2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - April 19, 2004 CLUBSPORTSWEEKLY 'Small athlete? Try Michigan Sailing' Despite frozen lakes and inexperience, Blue navigates way toward top of Midwest pib…
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…2B - The Michigan Daily - SportsMonday - September 27, 2004 CLUB PORT SWEEKLY Coach embodies spirit of boxing By Jack Herman For the Daily Michigan boxing coach Christian Roux has trained a world…
… two years ago, she said, could migrate to elms on the grassy corner by State Street or move onto the Diag. University forestry crews won't know immediately if trees have sickened; it may take as many as…
… grounds, Immonen said. "Those get taken down right away because they serve as an infection point and are also hazardous, with falling branches," she explained. But Diag horticulturist Alex Sulzer pronounced…
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…. This is certainly true. Where else in the world are squirrels show- ered with free gifts like they are on the Diag? This works out not only for the squirrels, who get free food all winter instead of…
… it's cultural show. Things don't always go the free candy way on the Diag for the squir- rels, though. One time when I was walking to Mason Hall, I watched a squirrel pause to open a candy wrap- per…
… black and white fur warns other animals to keep away. But aside from squirrels, the most important lesson I learned by far, -ithough, was that skunks are more likely to unleash their stench if you throw…
… from Alaska - is the 'wol- verine. But because the only wol- verines that are in Ann Arbor are stuffed and in cases, we are stuck .. Xwith the squirrel. The squirrels aren't all that bad - they even have…
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… having to stock- pile supplies like normal squirrels, but also for overzealous members of student groups, who finally have someone that can take their candy without the guilt of pretending they will attend…
…, which was just long enough for a hawk to swoop down and plunge his talons into the squirrel's belly full of Snickers. While I was both shocked and impressed to see the food chain at work, the greater…
…-notch candidate will emerge," he said. LSA sophomore Noora Ai-Sindi, right, applies henna on LSA junior Shin Diag activity put on by the Arab International Student Association. CME WRITE FOR THE MICHIGAN DAILY…
… MSA President Jason Mironov. Page 2B of yesterday's edition of the Daily should have said that the cover art was done by Alexander Dziadosz. A quote on Page 7B of yesterday's edition of the Daily should…
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… squirrel-on-squirrel debauch- ery. The room was ravaged. Hidden under a blan- ket of empty shells, the carpet and the once-orderly food corner were barely recognizable. Other traces of foul play - from my…
… comforter to my keyboard - spread far and wide. Squirrel pellets, the last ves- tiges of the lavish banquet, had been peppered about the room. How they got in was unclear. The room, equipped with four walls…
… and a ceiling, had always appeared closed off to the outside world. What mattered was that they wouldn't be coming back. No squirrel in the right mind, I was told, would chance a break-in with the space…
… rectangular sheets of super glue. It may have looked like a war zone, but it was squirrel-proof, and we slept easy. Cut off, the invaders grew sloppier and more aggressive by the day. Worse, our presence in the…
… homework. It wasn't the most interesting research, but I think I found some answers. Did you know squirrels don't hibernate? It's the truth. Much like us, they spend their winters rela- tively inactive…
…, which typically take place in mid-to-late fall, so critical. A successful forag- ing season will strongly correlate with a squirrel's capacity to accumulate body fat during the winter. It's a survival…
… strategy, and in an urban ecosystem like Ann Arbor's where provisions are scarce, it's one that requires total optimization. Enter the Squirrel Club. Founded in 2002, the organization boasts a membership of…
… more than 350. It convenes weekly (in groups of about 50) during warm months and less often over the win- ter, to feed on-campus squirrel populations. I know what you're thinking, and you're right: the…
… act of feeding a squirrel, in-and-of itself, is harmless. The problem comes, however, when the process is streamlined - in this case, when fifty kids walk around campus every week showering squirrels…
… answer to all of the world's problems isn't a rally on the Diag or a march on City Hall, nor is it complaining or-writing a newspaper column or anything else so superficial for that matter. And since that…
…'m just being an asshole, you haven't been paying enough atten- tion. Not that I'd blame you. Hoard can be reached at j.ho@umich.edu. LETTER TO THE EDITOR iO Cdlunm st misunertad role, ben of Squirrel…
… Club To THE DAILY: Sam Singer's article about the Squirrel Club (Squirrel Huggers, 04/12/05) is thoroughly inac- curate. The first problem with his article is its numbers: He says that our meetings…
… average 50 attendants, which they do perhaps twice a year, but more normallyabout 10-15 people attend (and perhaps five in cold weather). This is noth- ing near the roving band of 50 squirrel…
…-feeding students Singer portrays. Numbers aside, the article misunderstands the University ecosystem and our club's purposes. All animals adapt to their surroundings when finding food. The squirrels on campus are…
… depen- dent on student garbage for food - who hasn't seen a squirrel rooting around a dumpster or trash can? Singer's point that squirrels fed by humans are in danger of lacking food during the winter is…
… unfounded, as trash is never absent from campus. However, the Squirrel Club does not like to see squirrels eating trash, and we instead supply the squirrels with a healthier alternative - unsalted peanuts and…
… sunflower seeds. Our efforts do not impact the squirrels' ability to survive: their well- nourished nature is shown by the much larger- than-average size of squirrels on campus. In a further effort for…
… squirrel welfare, we deal with a significant number of injured squirrels every year, forwarding them;on to the properly trained animal-rescue staff. Addi- tionally, club members are currently involved in an…
… effort to combat the epidemic of squir- rel mange on campus, which is a skin disease treatable with antibiotics. Singer asks the club to "think of the squirrels." We do so now and will continue to. Jason…
… the Random SA ook at our favorite moments from this year's phone calls. Pizza Challenge 2005 4 £ Daily staffers rate O nn Arbor pizza restaurants and choose the best. Ellen McGarrity: The Diag Sn her…
… Rejection Line: "I'm just not that into you" Best Place to Break up: The Diag Best Pickup Line: "I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me" Best of the University Best…
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