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2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, October 25, 2001

The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazin

Horoscopes

Random nterview gets
the D.L. on Halloween

By Mizz Velveeta
Weekend, etc. Astrologer
Aries: March 21 - April 19
Take a large pumpkin into Bivouac and try on a
multitude of backpacks seeing if the pumpkin can
fit inside of each of them.
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Give the kids a real treat with some pornographic
pumpkins.
Gemini: May21 -June 21
If you can't find a black cat to cavort with on
Halloween, catch one of Ann Arbor's squirrels and
spray paint it black.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Instead of giving out candy, use old magazines as
treats.
Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22
Use trick-or-treating as an opportunity to go and
knock on President Bollinger's door.
Virgo: Aug.23 - Sept. 22
Remember to have your parents look through
your candy to make sure it's safe.

By Josh Wickerham
Daily Arts Writer

Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
Go to Meijer's the day after Halloween and pur-
chase costumes on sale to use as bedroom props.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
Make hotdogs for you and your roommates and
call them "Halloweiners."
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Avoid drunken party make-outs or you'll wind up
with fang marks on your neck.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Put a face on a miniature pumpkin and place it on
your desk during classes.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Having a costume of either Wayne or Garth will
finally give you an excuse to say "schwing" all
night long.
Pisces: Feb.19 - March 20
Dance around and throw candy while singing
"This is Halloween" from the movie "The
Nightmare Before Christmas."

The Michigan Daily: Hi there. I random-
ly interview students, for The Michigan
Daily. What do you think about me inter-
viewing you tonight?
Random: I think that's pretty cool.
TMD: Are you planning on dressing up
for Halloween?
R: Not really.
TMD: Have you ever used the holiday as
a way to get someone of the same or oppo-
site sex into bed with you?
R: No.
TMD: Would you mind if someone did
that to you?
R: No.
TMD: Do you still go trick-or-treating?
R: Yeah. I'll probably go to my hometown.
TMD: Where is that?_
R: Grand Blanc.
TMD: What was the best trick or treat
you've ever gotten?
R: Just a really big candy bar.
TMD: What's your favorite kind of
candy?

R: Skittles
TMD: Did your high school cafeteria ever
serve "squirmy icky worms in blood sauce"
for Halloween?
R: No.
TMD: Mine did ... everf er day, they
called it spaghetti.
Are you planning anything fun for Devil's
Night?
R: I haven't started thinking about it t yet.
TMD:Have you ever teepeed someone's
house on Devil's Night?
R: Not on Devil's Night.
TMD: Have you ever egged somebody's
car?
R: Not egged, but I've used shaving
cream.
TMD: Would you like to go teepee
University President Bollinger's house with
me before he goes off to Colombia?
R: Sure, why not.
TMD: Cool. 'Then we'll just show up on
his lawn the night before Halloween. Sound
good?
R: I guess so.
TMD: Have you ever smashed a pump-
kin?
R: Yeah.
TMD: You say laughingly...
R: It was really funny because it
was one friend who's at Berkely now
and we were going trick-or-treating
and he said, "man, I'm pissed," and
he kicked the pumpkin and hurt his
foot so bad. It was really, really
funny..
TMD: Have you ever run out to
your front porch to put out a burning
paper bag only to find that it is filled
with dog shit and it hilariously gets
stuck on your shoes?
R: No, that never happened to me.
TMD: Have you ever played said
prank on another person?
R: We didn't have a dog to get, um
... shit from.
TMD: Have you ever read the
Daily in the dark?
R: Yeah.
TMD: Yeah?
R: I mean no.
TMD: Have you ever read the
Daily on the toilet?
R: Yeah, actually I have. It's an
interesting paper, actually. Lots of
good information.
TMD: Have you read it in a box?
R: If my dorm room counts.
TMD: Have you read it with a fox?
R: If you're talking about a girl,
yeah.
TMD: Have you read it in a plane
or have you read it while going
insane?
R: No.
TMD: Neither?
R: Maybe insane, but that's not
enough because everyone is right
now with midterms.
TMD: Do you know what the word
felching means?
R: No.
Does no one know what felching
means? If you do, or you d like to join
me in teepeeing the president s house
on Devil's Night, email me. Or just
show up there.

Acapalooza Hosted by the Dicks & Janes,
this concert features some of the
best a capella singing from around the
country. 8 p.m. Michigan Theater. $8.
763-TKTS.
THEA TER
Moliere's "Tartuffe." See Fri.
"It's All True." See Thurs. $25.
A LTERNA TIVES
"Japanese Fisherman's Coats of Awaji
Island." Exhibit features the Japanese
folk textile tradition of these pat-
terned, handcrafted coats. UMMA,
525 S. State. Free. 764-0395.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
Sunday
CAMPUS CINEMA
Under the Sand (2000) See Friday.
Michigan Theater. 4:30, 7 & 9:15 p.m.
Down from the Mountain (2000) You
got purty ears. Michigan Theater.
4:45, 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.
Ghost World (2001) See Thursday.
State Theater. 2, 4:30 & 7:15 p.m.
Mulholland Drive (2001) See Thursday.
State Theater. 1:30, 4:15, 7 & 9:45
p.m.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
See Friday. 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
Children's Halloween Party David
Mosher'will be there playing music for
this totally rocking Holloween event.
The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 1 p.m. $5
761-1451.
Phil Ogilvie's Rhythm Kings
Knowledge is KING! The Firefly Club,
207 S. Ashley St. 5 p.m. $7. 665-

9090.
"Open Mic Side Show" Side show?
Ooo, I hope there is a bearded lady.
Mom?. T.C.'s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti 9
p.m. $2 483-4470.
Piotr Anderszewski, piano 32-year-old
piano prodigy will play the rarely-per-
formed "Diabelli" variations of
Beethoven, among other works by
Janacek and Bach. 4 p.m. Lydia
Mendelssohn Theatre, Michigan
League. $25-35. 764-2538.
THEA TER
"It's All True." See Thurs. 2 p.m. $20.
A LTERNA TIVES
"JapaneseFishermen's Coats of Awaji
Island." See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs.
Monday
BOOKS
Popular Junger to Read at Borders
Author of bestsellers "The Perfect
Storm" and more recently, "Fire,"
Junger will make an appearance at
Borders to sign and discuss his work.
7 p.m. Free. 668-7652.
Poet Rebecca Wolff at Shaman Drum
"Manderly," her latest poetry collec-
tion, was selected for the National
Poetry Series by Robert Pinsky. Don't
miss this writer and editor as she
reads and discusses her work. 8 p.m.
Free. 647-6471.
CAMPUS CINEMA
Under the Sand (2000) See Friday.
Michigan Theater. 8:30 p.m.

Chameleon Street (1991) Michigan
Theater. 6 p.m.
Ghost World (2001) See Thursday.
State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.
Mulholland Drive (2001) See Thursday.
State Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m
MUSIC
California Guitar Trio 18 strings, three
countries, and a smorgasbord of style.
The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $20
($15 student) 761-1451.

In "13 Ghosts," Matthew Lillard is scared shitless when forced to watch his own I

Battle of the Bands They should make
the bands out of robots for a special

edition of battle bots. The Blind Pig
208 S. 1st St., 10 p.m. Free ($2 unde
21) 996-8555.
A Family Affair Family affair Sopran
style or family affair Tanner style
Leopold Bros., 517 S. Main St., 9 p.rr
$3 747-9806.
ALTERNATIVES
"Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awa
Island." See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings.
See Thurs.
Tuesday
CAMPUS CINEMA
Under the Sand (2000) See Friday
Michigan Theater. 7:15 & 9:15 p.m
Ghost World (2001) See Thursda
State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.
Mulholland Drive (2001) See Thursda
State Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m
MUSIC

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Charley's would like to be the first to
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along a friend cmdl proper MD and selevt your
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Saigon Garen
Dine-In & Cary-Out
Vietnamese & Chinese Cuisine
1220 S. University (at the corner ofForest)

Saint
Chapter
Russian
music.
Liberty

Petersburg Conservator
r Ensemble Highly traine
musicians play classici
Michigan Theater, 603 .E
St., 8 p.m. $16-30 668-8463

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Chinese Cuisine 1

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Sun-Thur.
11 am to 11pm
Fri
11 am to 11 pm
Sat
11:30 am to 11 pm
734 747-7006

Kai Garden speciah
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(313) 995-1786 Szcty
116 S.Main St. Syl
(Bewteen W. Huron and M
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accepted.
b. Open 7 Days 11 am-11 pm

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Ann Arbor's Finest
Mexican Style Food!
Michigan's Largest Selection of
Gourmet Hot Sauces & Salsas!
WE DELIVER! call 761-6650
'til 1 a.m. Sun. - Tues.
'til 3 a.m. Wed. - Sat. 33 E. Huron

SONIA Engaging love songs scattere
in folk. The Ark, 316 S. Main St.,
p.m. $13.50 761-1451.
Almost Anonymous Haha, their narr
is funny 'cause its like that movie
almost funny. Habitat Lounge, Weber
Inn 3050 Jackson Road 8:45 p.m. Fre
665-3636.
St. Petersburg Conservatory Chambi
Ensemble This ensemble is celebratir
the 300th anniversary of the foundir
of St. Petersburg with a program hig
lighting Russian composers, includir
Prokofiev, Rachmaninoff ar
Tchaikovsky. 8 p.m. Michigan Theate
603 E. Liberty. $16-30. 764-2538.
A LTERNATIVES

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