= ------ i w w IW 'W -qw- _W/_7 -W w -4 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, October 25, 2001 The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazin Horoscopes Random nterview gets the D.L. on Halloween By Mizz Velveeta Weekend, etc. Astrologer Aries: March 21 - April 19 Take a large pumpkin into Bivouac and try on a multitude of backpacks seeing if the pumpkin can fit inside of each of them. Taurus: April 20 - May 20 Give the kids a real treat with some pornographic pumpkins. Gemini: May21 -June 21 If you can't find a black cat to cavort with on Halloween, catch one of Ann Arbor's squirrels and spray paint it black. Cancer: June 22 - July 22 Instead of giving out candy, use old magazines as treats. Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22 Use trick-or-treating as an opportunity to go and knock on President Bollinger's door. Virgo: Aug.23 - Sept. 22 Remember to have your parents look through your candy to make sure it's safe. By Josh Wickerham Daily Arts Writer Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 Go to Meijer's the day after Halloween and pur- chase costumes on sale to use as bedroom props. Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 Make hotdogs for you and your roommates and call them "Halloweiners." Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 Avoid drunken party make-outs or you'll wind up with fang marks on your neck. Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 Put a face on a miniature pumpkin and place it on your desk during classes. Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 Having a costume of either Wayne or Garth will finally give you an excuse to say "schwing" all night long. Pisces: Feb.19 - March 20 Dance around and throw candy while singing "This is Halloween" from the movie "The Nightmare Before Christmas." The Michigan Daily: Hi there. I random- ly interview students, for The Michigan Daily. What do you think about me inter- viewing you tonight? Random: I think that's pretty cool. TMD: Are you planning on dressing up for Halloween? R: Not really. TMD: Have you ever used the holiday as a way to get someone of the same or oppo- site sex into bed with you? R: No. TMD: Would you mind if someone did that to you? R: No. TMD: Do you still go trick-or-treating? R: Yeah. I'll probably go to my hometown. TMD: Where is that?_ R: Grand Blanc. TMD: What was the best trick or treat you've ever gotten? R: Just a really big candy bar. TMD: What's your favorite kind of candy? R: Skittles TMD: Did your high school cafeteria ever serve "squirmy icky worms in blood sauce" for Halloween? R: No. TMD: Mine did ... everf er day, they called it spaghetti. Are you planning anything fun for Devil's Night? R: I haven't started thinking about it t yet. TMD:Have you ever teepeed someone's house on Devil's Night? R: Not on Devil's Night. TMD: Have you ever egged somebody's car? R: Not egged, but I've used shaving cream. TMD: Would you like to go teepee University President Bollinger's house with me before he goes off to Colombia? R: Sure, why not. TMD: Cool. 'Then we'll just show up on his lawn the night before Halloween. Sound good? R: I guess so. TMD: Have you ever smashed a pump- kin? R: Yeah. TMD: You say laughingly... R: It was really funny because it was one friend who's at Berkely now and we were going trick-or-treating and he said, "man, I'm pissed," and he kicked the pumpkin and hurt his foot so bad. It was really, really funny.. TMD: Have you ever run out to your front porch to put out a burning paper bag only to find that it is filled with dog shit and it hilariously gets stuck on your shoes? R: No, that never happened to me. TMD: Have you ever played said prank on another person? R: We didn't have a dog to get, um ... shit from. TMD: Have you ever read the Daily in the dark? R: Yeah. TMD: Yeah? R: I mean no. TMD: Have you ever read the Daily on the toilet? R: Yeah, actually I have. It's an interesting paper, actually. Lots of good information. TMD: Have you read it in a box? R: If my dorm room counts. TMD: Have you read it with a fox? R: If you're talking about a girl, yeah. TMD: Have you read it in a plane or have you read it while going insane? R: No. TMD: Neither? R: Maybe insane, but that's not enough because everyone is right now with midterms. TMD: Do you know what the word felching means? R: No. Does no one know what felching means? If you do, or you d like to join me in teepeeing the president s house on Devil's Night, email me. Or just show up there. Acapalooza Hosted by the Dicks & Janes, this concert features some of the best a capella singing from around the country. 8 p.m. Michigan Theater. $8. 763-TKTS. THEA TER Moliere's "Tartuffe." See Fri. "It's All True." See Thurs. $25. A LTERNA TIVES "Japanese Fisherman's Coats of Awaji Island." Exhibit features the Japanese folk textile tradition of these pat- terned, handcrafted coats. UMMA, 525 S. State. Free. 764-0395. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings." See Thurs. Sunday CAMPUS CINEMA Under the Sand (2000) See Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:30, 7 & 9:15 p.m. Down from the Mountain (2000) You got purty ears. Michigan Theater. 4:45, 7:15 & 9:30 p.m. Ghost World (2001) See Thursday. State Theater. 2, 4:30 & 7:15 p.m. Mulholland Drive (2001) See Thursday. State Theater. 1:30, 4:15, 7 & 9:45 p.m. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) See Friday. 9:30 p.m. MUSIC Children's Halloween Party David Mosher'will be there playing music for this totally rocking Holloween event. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 1 p.m. $5 761-1451. Phil Ogilvie's Rhythm Kings Knowledge is KING! The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St. 5 p.m. $7. 665- 9090. "Open Mic Side Show" Side show? Ooo, I hope there is a bearded lady. Mom?. T.C.'s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti 9 p.m. $2 483-4470. Piotr Anderszewski, piano 32-year-old piano prodigy will play the rarely-per- formed "Diabelli" variations of Beethoven, among other works by Janacek and Bach. 4 p.m. Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre, Michigan League. $25-35. 764-2538. THEA TER "It's All True." See Thurs. 2 p.m. $20. A LTERNA TIVES "JapaneseFishermen's Coats of Awaji Island." See Sat. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings." See Thurs. "Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the Modern." See Thurs. Monday BOOKS Popular Junger to Read at Borders Author of bestsellers "The Perfect Storm" and more recently, "Fire," Junger will make an appearance at Borders to sign and discuss his work. 7 p.m. Free. 668-7652. Poet Rebecca Wolff at Shaman Drum "Manderly," her latest poetry collec- tion, was selected for the National Poetry Series by Robert Pinsky. Don't miss this writer and editor as she reads and discusses her work. 8 p.m. Free. 647-6471. CAMPUS CINEMA Under the Sand (2000) See Friday. Michigan Theater. 8:30 p.m. Chameleon Street (1991) Michigan Theater. 6 p.m. Ghost World (2001) See Thursday. State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m. Mulholland Drive (2001) See Thursday. State Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m MUSIC California Guitar Trio 18 strings, three countries, and a smorgasbord of style. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $20 ($15 student) 761-1451. In "13 Ghosts," Matthew Lillard is scared shitless when forced to watch his own I Battle of the Bands They should make the bands out of robots for a special edition of battle bots. The Blind Pig 208 S. 1st St., 10 p.m. Free ($2 unde 21) 996-8555. A Family Affair Family affair Sopran style or family affair Tanner style Leopold Bros., 517 S. Main St., 9 p.rr $3 747-9806. ALTERNATIVES "Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awa Island." See Sat. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings. See Thurs. Tuesday CAMPUS CINEMA Under the Sand (2000) See Friday Michigan Theater. 7:15 & 9:15 p.m Ghost World (2001) See Thursda State Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m. Mulholland Drive (2001) See Thursda State Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m MUSIC Happy Birthday! Charley's would like to be the first to congratulate you with afrete meal. Just briny along a friend cmdl proper MD and selevt your f worite entree from our /(unous menu. It 's just our waoy ofstilineq c2iio - 111E. i'onyratukiaions C and thanks lotr hceebratini(Jwith us. 1140 S. Univerifty at Church e 6W84111 Saigon Garen Dine-In & Cary-Out Vietnamese & Chinese Cuisine 1220 S. University (at the corner ofForest) Saint Chapter Russian music. Liberty Petersburg Conservator r Ensemble Highly traine musicians play classici Michigan Theater, 603 .E St., 8 p.m. $16-30 668-8463 r r The new Line Chinese Cuisine 1 Awl Sun-Thur. 11 am to 11pm Fri 11 am to 11 pm Sat 11:30 am to 11 pm 734 747-7006 Kai Garden speciah Hnin Hunan (313) 995-1786 Szcty 116 S.Main St. Syl (Bewteen W. Huron and M Washtenaw) carryout vegetar and reservations dishe accepted. b. Open 7 Days 11 am-11 pm II. MEXICAN CAFE Ann Arbor's Finest Mexican Style Food! Michigan's Largest Selection of Gourmet Hot Sauces & Salsas! WE DELIVER! call 761-6650 'til 1 a.m. Sun. - Tues. 'til 3 a.m. Wed. - Sat. 33 E. Huron SONIA Engaging love songs scattere in folk. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., p.m. $13.50 761-1451. Almost Anonymous Haha, their narr is funny 'cause its like that movie almost funny. Habitat Lounge, Weber Inn 3050 Jackson Road 8:45 p.m. Fre 665-3636. St. Petersburg Conservatory Chambi Ensemble This ensemble is celebratir the 300th anniversary of the foundir of St. Petersburg with a program hig lighting Russian composers, includir Prokofiev, Rachmaninoff ar Tchaikovsky. 8 p.m. Michigan Theate 603 E. Liberty. $16-30. 764-2538. A LTERNATIVES J I mmommammumnamooF Courtesy of MCA/Universal Following K-PAX, Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges fade out of the Hollywood industry.