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…iaa, Estate For Sale OPEN SUNDAY 12-4 5965 Crestwood Maple & Drake W. Bloomfield Schools Large 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath contemporary. A must see! $ 257, 900. BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP PITA ViOe Award winning Bloomfield Hills schools. Charming Colonial four bedrooms, two full and two half baths. Hardwood floors. Finished walk-out with wet bar. Just listed at $169,900. 810-788-1265 Era Rymal Symes 851-9770 OPEN HOUSE • SUNDAY 1-4 29701 Essex Co...…
…/(7 a,' Estate EOUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY For Sale HUNTINGTON WOODS BRICK RANCH New listing on this total- ly updated ranch that features four bedrooms, 2 full baths, huge 2'/2-car garage, newer furnace & central air, upgraded electrical, hardwood floors and much, much more!! Offering price S 129, 900 MARKETED BY MARK DeMERS REALTY EXECUTIVES METRO, INC. (810) 473-1200 1111 41. BIRMINGHAM, TROY, ROYAL OAK 1424 S. Woodward 645-2500 BLOOM...…
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…lea,' Estate For Sale IT'S TIME TO GET EXCITED! FRANKLIN Breathtaking one-of-a-kind sites — Birmingham schools — 4th generation craftsmanship! Outstanding custom plans. From the $260s. For private screening call Nancy. eeiltar,q4.9g1/i4, CUSTOM HOMES 3,446 sq. ft. clean, spacious Colonial. Four bedrooms + 1 room off garage for office or live-in help. Great room with fireplace, den, large kitchen with walk-in pantry and break- fast area, ...…
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…"Let all who are hungry come and eat..." Help ensure that everyone in our community has a happy Passover. Use this coupon to help feed hungry Jews. Yad Ezra will use your donations to purchase cases of food and distribute them to our needy neighbors. A L ....1 10- iiii 4 ., floir OBITUARIES page 138 ANEW. 11 III YAD EZRA ❑ ❑ ❑ ❑ ❑ 12I 1 case of chicken (54 lbs.)...$80.00 1 case of tuna fish (6.2 oz)..$78.75 1 case matza meal (16 oz.)..$...…
…Graveside and Cemetery Chapel Services With Substantial Savings Mizrachi Women, B'nai Brith, Beth Achim and its sisterhood. Mrs. Stems also was a volunteer at Sinai Hospital. Mrs. Sterns was the beloved wife of the late Allen Manny Sterns; mother of the late Lester. She is survived by her daughter Judy Rosen of Southfield; sons and daughter- in-law, David M. of San Diego, Alvin M. of West Bloomfield, Franklin J. and Deborah of Van Nuys, Calif...…
…WE REMEMBER During the coming week Yeshiva Beth Yehudah will observe the yahrtzeits of the following departed friends, with the traditional memorial prayer, recitation of kaddish and studying of mishnayos. Sarah Eizen Kate Henock Louis Kasoff Maurice Katz Isaac Levine Zolmon Lopata Bernard Naimon Samuel Beznos Stuart Samuel Chosid Clara Elukin Moses Hausman Fannie Komisar Sarah Lyons Abe Nusbaum Louis Pelavin AI Shacket Hedwig Greenbaum Max ...…
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…( 750 DETROIT THE JEWISH NEWS 8 ADAR II 5755/MARCH 10, 1995 Time To Study Hillel Day School's board of trustees prepares for vote next week on a potential move. JILL DAVIDSON SKLAR STAFF WRITER or the board of trustees of Hillel Day School, the work has just begun. After a three-hour pre- sentation of a task force's findings Tuesday evening, the board members must decide whether to accept a gift of $5 million which carries a stipulation...…
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…March 10, 1995 14 Detroit OPINION Experiencing Tzedakah Hundreds of fifth-graders participate in annual fair. 15 TELL ME WHY Cookie Craze How Sidney became Paddy, not 'Interesting Tidbits.' 32 Teen-agers stay up to bake for the homeless. ENTERTAINMENT Dan Zimmerman: Mixing it up. page 15 Purim Spoof 28 TV-2's ratings skyrocket with O.J. trial coverage. An all-in-fun, skewed view of Jewish Detroit. Marvelous mugs. page 84 35 ...…
…vrTe r seinNIMMIMP7 Ail... ARM. iS i.r 'ME 114AT YOUR ORCiviiritTiosl –A41... ANTi-SEMiTic Recent news reports that Queen Esther's Persian name was Jenny Craig have been discredited. tremes, but a precarious balance. One day a year we can be at our most solemn. On another we can look forward to extreme frivolity. During the rest of the year, we manage the best we can. As Detroit Jewry struggles with its real is- sues, maybe we ought to reme...…
…Opinion Community Views Public School Support Keeps Michigan Viable We Still Accept The Myth Of Race T H he warning alarm has sounded, and the Jewish community must wake up and take action. Sweeping changes in Michigan's public schools have been proposed. Some of these changes have al- ready been implemented, and more are in the works. A brief look at the past year and a half, and in particular the past few months, is enough to demon- st...…
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…Le PEN EVERY SATU RD • OPEN EVERY SATURDAY BILL COOK HUICK The Women's Health Club of the Jewish Community Center of Metropolitan Detroit 0 TIME TO STUDY page 1 Cordially invites you to attend m SPRING FANTASY '95 Wednesday, March 22 Le PEN EVERY SATU R DA our outstanding Boutique beginning at 9:30 a.m. Luncheon 12:00 p.m. -13 Informal modeling coordinated by Amanda Turner of The Somerset Collection Z m Keynote Speaker: 0 m J...…
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…DETROIT THE JEWISH NEWS Vol. CVII ARSIT'y OVER 250 PREOWNED CARS & TRUCKS IN STOCK No. 1 Associate Publisher Arthur M. Horwitz OPEN EVERY SATURDAY 8:30 to 5:0 LINCOLN • MERCURY IN NOVI NI V WIPPWP -- DON'T TERMINATE YOUR LEASE WITHOUT AN APPRAISAL FROM US! Editor Phil Jacobs Associate Editors Elizabeth Applebaum Alan Hitsky Staff Writers Jennifer Finer Ruth Littmann Jill Davidson Sklar Steve Stein =1. Contributing Editor Eli...…
…• • Cagers Are keeping Their Kippahs R eferees have criticized them. Fans have mocked them. But they haven't backed down. The players on the Valley Torah High School boys basketball team cf North Holly- wood, Calif., contin- ue to wear their yarmulkes during games. One referee asked the boys to remove their caps. They didn't. Another want- ed them to use tape to keep their caps on in- stead of pins or clips. They didn't. Their resistance ha...…
…6153 DAKOTA CIRCLE WITH APPRECIATION Detroit Friends of Alyn Hospital grateful- ly thank everyone who contributed to our successful 1994 Fall Fundraiser. With all your help we are able to continue our spon- sorship of a child at Alyn Hospital. Our Detroit Chapter supplements the differ- ence between Adi's (our special angel) medical coverage and the true cost to feed and care for an otherwise normal teenag- er. Adi lives at Alyn Hospital so ...…
…JILL DAVIDSON SKLAR STAFF WRITER liencring Tzedakah Hundreds of area fifth-graders take part in the annual fair at Temple Beth El. Left: The Kohler family—Jay, Ian, Barbara and Steven — arrive for the Tzedakah Experience. PHOTOS BY G LENN TRIEST Above: Jessica Nack, Shira Anchill and Dennis Tenenboym work the Israel booth. Right: Fifth-graders sort coins for the Penny Harvest. taught to fifth-graders. In- dependent agencies and those as...…
…Cookie Craze Teens stay up all night to bake cookies for homeless people. JILL DAVIDSON SKLAR STAFF WRITER A my Morrison and Marla years ago and always wanted to do it. To- Swartz admittedly did not gether with youth-group members, sho know very much about and co-chair Carly Efros plp.ied how making cookies before Sat- many cookies th,dey u how m ch ct ccoosot:lan bak eth urday night. den solicit- everything w- So it was no surprise when, ...…
…YOUR HELP IS NEEDED! Give the Gift of Blood At Temple Israel 5725 Walnut Lake Rd. West Bloomfield (810) 661-5700 Sunday, March 19, 1995 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM [-- Arc Honoree: No Down Time ELIZABETH APPLEBAUM ASSOCIATE EDITOR D r Blood Drive sponsored by Temple Israel Brotherhood co-chaired by Louis Lan and Lorraine Lotzoff BLOOD DONOR PLEDGE CARD AMERICAN RED CROSS Southeastern Michigan Blood Services Region Last Name First Name Birt...…
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…The Harry You too can Study a Full Year at a Leading University in Israel! Tickets Selling Fast For Hillel Performance Herb Aronow Now Celebrating 19 Years PHOTO BY B ILL G E MMELL JILL DAVIDSON SKLAR STAFF WRITER 1ickets for the Day Hillel School produc- tion of The Mu- sic Man have been selling at such a record pace that few tickets remain for the final performance of the three-show run that concludes 7 p.m. Sun- day, March 12. "The r...…
…e're making progress percent comes from state aid. "We've been fine cus- todians of the taxpay- ers' resources," said George Keith, president of the Orchard Ridge campus. "From 1984 on, we've been in a coping situation, trying to be efficient without having to go to the taxpayers. As a college, we've been growing but our re- sources are shrinking. We've raised tuition responsibly but we rec- ognize we are a corn- munity college and cannot cha...…
…MARCH 10, 1995 wsx: Za Ecumenical Institute Honors Two Leaders n April 25, the Ecumenical Institute for Jewish-Christian Studies will honor two distinguished religious leaders, Rabbi Richard C. Hertz, rabbi emeritus of Temple Beth El, and the Reverend Nicholas Hood Sr., minister emeritus of Ply- mouth United Church of Christ, with the presentation of the sec- ond annual Dove Award. The award, given to religious leaders who work to promote ...…
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…Wednesday, March 22 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM "Thc Why and How of Preparing; Your Home for Passover" Nechama Glogower What is "chametz" and why do we work so hard to eliminate it from our lives during Passover? This session will examine biblical and rabbinic texts to uncover a number of definitions and interpretations of "chametz." It will also offer practical suggestions for organizing the task of Passover housecleaning. All who have a Jewish home,...…
…"My family learned about the Heatherwood life-style... and now I'm living it!" ORTHODOX: AGUDAS YISROEL — MOGEN ABRAHAM 15751 W. Lincoln, Southfield, 552- 1971. Rabbis: Dov Loketch, Asher Eisenberger. BIRMINGHAM BLOOMFIELD SYNAGOGUE-CHABAD 357 N. Woodward, the Masonic Temple, Bloomfield Hills. Associate Rabbi: Dr. Shlomo Sawilowski , 541- 6302 or 646-3010. Services: Saturday 10 a.m. Kiddush follows services. BAIS CHABAD OF FARMINGTON HI...…
…witz. Services: Saturday 10 a.m. Services conducted by Sara Friedman and Diane Traurig. Rabbi's Mishnah Class. Ma'ariv and Havdalah. DOWNTOWN SYNAGOGUE 1457 Griswold, Detroit, 961-9328. Rabbi: Noah Gamze. Cantor: Israel Idelsohn. Services: Monday-Friday 5:15 p.m., Saturday 8 a.m. CONSERVATIVE: ADAT SHALOM SYNAGOGUE TEMPLE KOL AMI 29901 Middlebelt, Farmington Hills, 851-5100. Senior Rabbi: Efry Spectre; Rabbi: Daniel Nevins; Cantor: Howa...…
…"I've never laughed so mc I nor have I. cried so much in one day," said Marc Beals of West Bloom- Ai The mere sigh , 04- L4 I A1 \ i at the Detroit Metro Air rt, Fighting Evil's Forces , Requires Vigilance international terminal mougLL, tears to our eye qnd nrile to , oar community. A year 'nor, th\-: cept of a Mice an Miracle 'Mission was at most one El Mdirect fly servicing 200-4 0 ,,,etrliston. pent -u demand real_ sd h., some 1,300 D etroi...…
…Shaarey Zedek Purim Plans Congregation Shaarey Zedek will have a Purim Extravaganza on March 15 at 6:30 p.m. Children will have their pictures taken with Big Bird, Cookie Monster and Betman. There will be a jug- gler and a masquerade parade. At 7 p.m. the megillah will be read. Magician Jim Carmody will perform Purim Magic. Children will participate in the parade and an afterglow until 8:30 p.m. From 8-9 p.m., grades 3-5 will have Games Night...…
…750 THE IEwisti "GUYS, THIS IS THE PURIM SPOOF. GET Neon lights, big bets to jettison Center deficits. Wrestling Match To Determine Buyer RUTH LITTMANN STAFF WRITER LEFTY SKLAR THE FAR-OUT BEAT I he Jewish Community roulette tables, Mr. Bloom a leg up," Mr. Aronson said. Casino JCC is expected to Center last night opened smiled and mouthed an elusive its doors to a pulsating "I told you so" to Rabbi Elim- generate nearly $1 million thi...…
…S HMOOZE IT? IT'S NOT REAL, SO NO CALLS." The Jewish Shmooze and GEOFF (Giving Every Ounce For Federation) is proud to announce the co-sponsorship of another heart-warming, wonderful community event where you are most likely to see the same 25 people you've seen every other time you've participated. A guaranteed cheap two hours to kill with the kids. No Kidding Striking Maccabi athletes say they're not going to compete, so replacements ...…
…PURIM SPOOF Why Tell Rabbis To Wed Straight Couples Bob Meets E.T. Is the Federation out of this world? I ELIZABETH APPLETREE ASSOCIATE EDITOR 30 rab dren and a Jewish household," said one rabbi. "A radical," complained an- other. "These people are trying to dispel the importance of po- litical correctness. It's just not done. Hopefully, it's not a trend." Ill Concerned about the recent talk of the pollution in Lake Michigan? That sam...…
