…• Community JWI Hosts Gifts Luncheon EXCITING EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE! One of the top spas in the Midwest needs you! Tamara Institut de Beaute in Farmington Hills is hiring qualified professionals to fill the following positions: • • • • • Spa Manager Assistant Manager Personal Assistant Cosmetic Sales/Make-Up Artist Receptionist INSTITUT DE BEAUTE Must be motivated, responsible, and reliable. Excellent benefits & room for ...…
…4460 Orchard Lake Pocid itt 4.. q F 14 S I . , West Bloomfield, MI 48323 Phone: 011.10101.110 GUARANTEE HOLIDAY DELIVERY: gent otreel ofclOesicBloomfield • Assisted livincj , call Jodi E. Berger at Federation, (248) 203-1486. Flint Temple Hosts Speaker Regina Moranrz-Sanchez, professor of Flint's American Women's History at the University of Michigan, will be the speaker for Temple Beth El's 1998 Max Hart Lectureship 7:30 p.m. Su...…
…Community Calendar aker {hers Iftiitor Notorious Higher Groun Contou ,Bill Meye'' en An 4 USY Officers Elected Congregation B'nai Moshe has elected USY (United Synagogue Youth) Board of Officers. Shown are president El.ana Roth, serving her second term; exec- utive vice president- Ben Eisman; member- ship/Kadimah vice president-Max Rosenbaum; religious/education vice president-Dena Roth; social action/Tikun Olam vice president-Elliot Darvi...…
…a Hillel of Metro Detroit's Social Action Committee will meet to plan future social events at 8 p.m. at Lonestar Coffee Co., 207 S. Woodward, Birmingham. Following at 9 p.m. will be HMD's monthly Coffee House Night. Everyone is welcome to both meet- ings. Information: (313) 577-3459 or e-mail 1999s IN STOCK AND READY FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY $500.00 additional for all current cadillac smart leases hillel@wayne.edu . TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20 The...…
…Calendar FULLSERVICE VIDEO RECORDING & PRODUCTION or all ofyour special occasions. ■ CORPORATE: SEMINARS, SPEECHES, AWARD BANQUETS' ; ■ LEGAL DEPOSITIONS, COURTROOM PLAYBACKS ■ SOCIAL WEDDINGS, BAR/BAT MITZVAHS PLUS MUCH MORE! (248) 539-0800 LOCATED IN FARIvIINGTON HILLS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22 The Koach Chapter of Women's American ORT, Michigan Region, will present its 8th annual Women Only Bingo at 6 p.m., at Congr...…
…ax ;1' 4 . 7 ** lirtA 4 and Principal George Fornero. Information: (248) 738-3568. MONDAY, OCTOBER 19 Community House Book Beat in Oak Park's Lincoln Center, will host author Marcus Pfister, children's writer and artist, 10 a.m.-noon. Information: (248) 968-1190. EDUCATION For information TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20 7--7,-eva: The Jewish Environmental Connection begins its free fall lecture series, "Jewish Environmentalism — Theology, Spiri...…
…You are cordially invited to attend Please join us in honoring the Holocaust survivors on this special evening. We are honored to present guest speaker Ambassador Dore Gold, Permanent Representative of Israel to the United Nations. Dr. Gold served as Foreign Policy Advisor to Prime Minister Netanyahu from 1996 to 1997. He was directly involved in negotiations leading up to the Hebron Agreement and the "Note of the Record." For nine years he ...…
…ove C7) Milton and Cruciel Oleinick Sept. 5, 1998 The Oleinick family marks 50+ years of devotion. LORI OLEINICK DUBE and ALAN HITSKY liff ilton Oleinick fell in love with Cruciel Nathanson 54 years ago, sight unseen. It was her lips that were the attraction. Actually, it was "Cru's" ruby-red children, travel, philanthropy and the ultimate test of their "in sickness and in health" wedding vows. The Oleinicks started a Passover delivery p...…
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…Survivors of the Smallest Maze! Toy! 41t SMITHIES® Herman Survivors are now available to all Insulated Waterproof Greg SHOES age groups with the addition of both children's and adult-petite sizes found in this Genuine Leather Family Collection. The Benefit of the many years of experience and workmanship that have gone into making Herman Survivors one of America's favorite work boots may now be shared amongst all generations. Orchard Ma...…
…HAIR GLAMOR Sandy and Marc Belsky, brother of c2 Jared and Bradley and grandchild of Esther and Hyman Matlen and Sondra and Irving Belsky. He is also the grandson of the late Irene Belsky. Volunteering at Yad Ezra as parr of his mitzvah projects was particu- C: ' larly rewarding. A student at Orchard Lake Middle School in West Bloomfield, Justin enjoys bas- ketball, football and baseball, as well as chess, in which he won a gold medal at the ...…
…Maze! Toy! CONGREGATION SHAAREY ZEDEK CORDIALLY INVITES YOU TO 'WEAVING THE FABRIC OF JEWISH LIFE" A Gathering of Learning and Laugh . Saturday Evening October 24, 1998 CONGREGATION SHAAREY ZEDEK SOUTHFIELD 8:00 PM HAVDALAH Followed by Two Sessions of Study- Many Topics, Great Speakers Following Program... Afterglow Dessert and Solo Pianist, Kurt Kunzat FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL: 10/16 1998 68 Detroit Jewish News and gra...…
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…Maze! Toy! Ari Freed • OF WINDSOR • Dan Orman SPECIAL EVENT Engagements TRUNK SHOW SERIES Friday, October 23rd from 5:00 pm to 9:00 pm Saturday, October 24th from 9:00 am to 6:00 pm FOUR SEPARATE TRUNK SHOWS STATION I by Ermenegildo Zegna for Cambridge STATION 2 Suits and sport coats by ERMENEGILDO ZEGNA for CAMBRIDGE at special Trunk Show prices. Cardinal Clothing Makers of the World Famous Joseph Abboud Overcoat Luxurious Itali...…
…Special Memories that will Last a Lifetime! • Scaun-Winokur Lisa Ernestine Scaun and Steven Jay Winokur were recently married in a garden ceremony at Villa Christina Restaurant in Atlanta, Ga. Rabbi Louis Feldstein of Atlanta YAD officiated. The groom is the son of Hinda and Terry Winokur, formerly of Southfield, now residing in Boca Raton, Fla. The bride is the daughter of Ruth Horowitz - of Rockville, Md., and Anatole and Ahlam Scaun of C...…
…Maze! Toy! • HAPPY 40TH ANNIVERSARY SHARRON & FRANK ADELL Weddings Happy 40th Anniversary to the most wonderful Mom and Dad and the BEST NANA AND PAPA ANY GRANDCHILDREN EVER HAD. YOUR CHILDREN LOVE AND ADORE YOU SO VERY MUCH ALL OUR LOVE KEVIN, LAURIE, KENNY, ANDREW AND MELANIE, JULIE, PAUL, BRADLEY AND BRANDON sub ert- ViZecet,:rce....pvn fiAe /04, (AC.54 LIVING [11[110 Exciting MCs • Live Mixing Ms • Interactive Dancers Awesome Li...…
…01111•11•11•11." 9 YESHIVA BETH YERUDAll 84TH ANNIVERSARY DINNER SUP day. November 15. 1998 Cocictails at 5:30pm • Dinner at The Westin Hotel Renai ssance Center • The Grand Ballroom Detroit, Michi g an R.S.V.P. (248) 557-6750 6:30pm GOLDEN TORAH AWARDEE Robert H. Naftaly GENERAL CHAIRPERSON DINNER CHAIRPERSON The Honorable Avern Cohn Emery Klein TRIBUTE CHAIRPERSONS Alan May DINNER CHAIRPERSON EMERITUS Norman Pappas Th...…
…Synagogues CONSERVATIVE BETH TEFILO EMANUEL TIKVAH 24225 Greenfield Road, Southfield, 48075, (248) 559-5022. Rabbi: Yisroel Menach-em Levin. ADAT SHALOM 29901 Middlebelt, Farmington Hills, 48334, (248) 851-5100. Senior rabbi: Efry Spectre; Rabbis: Daniel Nevins, Herbert Yoskowitz. Cantor: Howard Glantz. Cantor emeritus: Larry Vieder. Services: Friday 6 p.m.; Saturday 9 a.m., 6:45 p.m.; Sunday: 8:30 a.m.; weekdays 7:30 a.m., 6 p.m. B'not m...…
…It's the view from the... Sunday 7:50 a.m.; daily Minchah- Ma'ariv at sunset. SHAAREY ZEDEK 610 Giles Blvd., Windsor, Ontario, (519) 252-1594. Rabbi: Joseph D. Krupnik. Services: Friday evening; Saturday 9 a.m.; and Jewish holidays. SHOMREY EMUNAH The best in Musical Political Satire 25451 Southfield Road, Southfield, 48075, (248) 559-1533, 557-9666. Rabbi Shaiall Zachariash. Services: Saturday 9:15 a.m.; weekdays 7:10 a.m.; 10 minutes b...…
…Synagogues listen educate sfo rm Sidney Resnick. Services: Friday 5:45 p.m. the first and last Friday of the month; 8 p.m. intermendiate Fridays. TEMPLE BETH EL experts at what we do, 7400 Telegraph Road, Bloomfield Hills, 48301, (248) 851-1100. Rabbis: Daniel B. Syme, David Scott Castiglione, Sheila B. Goloboy. Rabbi emeritus: Richard C. Hertz. Cantor: Stephen Dubov. Services: Friday 8 p.m.; Saturday 10:30 a.m. B'not mitzvah of Alisa Ann...…
…was Torahhiton The Noble Beginning Of The Family Of Man Shabbat Bereshit: Genesis 1:1-6:8; Isaiah 42:5-43:10. T -•61 - his week's Torah portion essentially begins the story of the Jewish people and its relationship with God. Rather than begin the story with the Jewish people itself, the Torah starts at the creation of existence to reveal to us the relationship between all that exists and God, the creator. Likewise, through the first few...…
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…ku:s REvItv.,,s .1 is. N More Inside: Authol Fiqe Kellerman Speaks for ArCJW Debuts Both? n Ivoild A Movie Version Of The Jew In The Lo Entertainment any King and Rabbi Irwin Katso explore the prim spiritual lives tY rovocative people. …
…This Week's Best Bets Best Bets are updated weekly and available on What To Do, What To Do . • • in a program featuring Dvorak's Four Slavonic Dances and Rodrigo's Concier- Saturday, 8:30 p.m. to de Aranjuez. Orchestra Hall. $17- $48. (313) 576-5130. The Music Hall presents a Frank The Magic Bag Sinatra Tribute, with the orchestra- Mix together some rock, some jazz and some klezmer, and what do you get? hosts Doors trib- tions of Nelson Ridd...…
…Dance Fever 0 Choreographer Bill T. Jones' latest piece for the Arnie Zane Dance Com- pany, We Set Out Early ... Visibility Was Poor, travels through the century from the explosive birth of modernism to the eve of the millennium. It will be performed 8 p.m. Friday, Oct. 23, at Ann Arbor's Power Center in a Uni- versity Musical Society presentation. 121 Fletcher St. $20-$36. (734) 764- 2538. Eisenhower Dance Ensemble pre- sents Rhythmic Kalei...…
…Milton Avery Charles Burchfield Alexander Calder Joseph Cornell Jean Dubuffet Philip Guston Lester Johnson Alex Katz Henri Matisse Joan Miro Pablo Picasso Mark di Suvero Bob Thompson Tom Wesselmann Wafted, Media Students, faculty and friends of the Birmingham Bloomfield Art Center execute a wall drawing by famed conceptual artist Sol LeWitt. BARBARA WYLAN SEFTON Special to The Jewish News The gallery is actively purchasing paintings,_scul...…
…Aidwest Tremier of "eke Jew in the Paula Cooper Gallery in New York. What was most novel about his approach at the time was that he drew Cl directly on the wall, rather than on an object that would be placed on the wall. Eventually, when the LeWitt exhi- bition comes to a close at the BBAC, the walls will be painted over. "The temporary nature of most of LeWitt's wall drawing installations challenged the idea of permanence C so important to a...…
…• lath mays most provocative people 46. WITH RABBI IRWIN KATSOF Sclieu.Eit ' BY DP. ROBERT H. FOREN,V01;, SUZANNE CHESSLER Special to The Jewish News D oes Alan Dershowitz pray before trying a case? Does Goldie Hawn pray before acting in a film? p o presi- - dents pray in the Oval Office? It's a general consensus nowadays that people are praying more often. Recent Time, Newsweek and Gallup polls confirm it. But how do they pray? That's...…
…Spiritual Lives Famous people representing various faiths and occupations were interviewed by Larry King and Rabbi Irwin Katsof. Here, in their own words, is what some Jewish celebrities had to say about the importance of prayer M h iM POZ,M ••••.4V,?::• '• "?•;:, ". • ," 0- Attorney Alan Dershowitz: "It's a very special part of our family. I do formal prayer every Friday night with my fami- ly. ... We use traditional blessings as a way o...…
…"YOU'LL HAVE A BALL AT 'BALLYHOO/ An Enchanting Comedy. Fascinating and Entertaining!" -Howard Kissel, NY Daily News "A RICH, WONDERFUL PLAY! The Real Thing!" -Richard Zoglin, Time Magazine The DFT's Elliot Wilhelm offers a video guide to films that expand our horizons. fascinating. The guide is for people who want to see something out of the mainstream, find something that sounds intriguing to them and then lliot Wilhelm, film curator g...…
…concluded each review by naming other films similar to the one being dis- c cussed. He lists places where hard-to- find films can be obtained and offers 10 indexes to help readers look up pro- ductions by favorite directors and writ- ers, as well as other cinema elements. "It's my feeling that art can trans- port us and take us anywhere," says Wilhelm, who insists that reading sub- titles become second nature as viewers watch more and more for...…
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…She honed several crafts but did not find any of them satisfying — until she began to write. "I had a lot of abortive attempts, but [writing] seemed to stick," she says. She needed to choose a genre, and Kellerman picked mysteries. "Mysteries go somewhere; they have beginnings, middles and end- ings," she says. "I am a woman of action and I like it when things hap- pen to characters." In 1986, her first book, The Ritual Bath, was published, an...…
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…oo! be d g '67 Featuring DELIVERY AVAILABLE matzah, horseradish sauce and mango juice. "It was crazy," Chiten said, laugh- ing at the memory. The movie was released earlier this year and has enjoyed success in the places it has been shown, including Baltimore and Los Angeles. At the same time, Chiten admits to criticism by some in those communities who feel that Jews need not look outside Judaism for inspiration. "That is really myopic. O...…
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…NO CHARGE! basket with onion bread, salt sticks and cheese bread. The Italian music people hear as they dine is not the ordinary offerings, but rhythms piped in and received directly from Italy on a satellite dish. Fonte D'Amore is open Monday through Thursday, 11 to 10; Friday, 11 to 11; Saturday, 4 ro 11; closed Sunday. Luciano's sister, Nanci, is a daytime t hostess; sister Renata does the restau- rant's bookwork, and brother Tino is in ma...…
…Tr- rgo, 14 Sa& M.A6 a 03- buffet dinner at various stations, sports silent auction, surprise fun, celebrities everywhere, etc. The 14th annual event, Monday, Nov. 2, at Congregation Shaarey Zedek, will honor Mickey Fishman, Mark Joffe, and the late Jay Robinson ... Peter Karmanos will be given the Alvin Foon Award. It's always a great evening ... Mark down the date and plan to attend ... Call Elayne Wolfson, (248) 788-0921. -- WHATEVER H...…
…Dining Guide KLT, (A weekly advertising feature) AUBURN HILLS Lelli's of Auburn Hills, 885 Opdyke Road, Auburn Hills, (248) 373-4440. The same excellent food that the Lelli family has been noted for since 1939, is served at this location across from the Silverdome. Reservations are accepted for any day except Saturdays, and are strongly suggest- ed. BERKLEY Sila, 4033 W. 12 Mile, Berkley, 548-3650. Two reasons why this has consiste...…
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…rid Ste o stop stening to other e about what a great time the n the Michigan Miracle Mis wanted to see for themselves. "It energized my life and touched my soul," says Steve. He had been to Israel before; now he wanted to see it with Patti. On MMM II, they visited the special places he remembered and made friendships they'll have all their lives. "The camaraderie on the bus was incredible. Everywhere we went, we had fun," says Patti. "I'm s...…
…HELPING JEWISH FAMILIES GROW - From The Editor: Don't Say Don't Talk AppleTree@.com: Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sesame Street On The Computer? A Little Nostalgia, A Lot Of Nintendo Grandparents and grancchildren talk about favorite pastimes, and activities together. ELIZABETH APPLEBAUM AppleTree Editor Photographers KRISTA HUSA AND BILL HANSEN THE BIG STORY on page 104 …
…The BiG StorY Michael and Lauren Goldstein, and Ryan Rosenfeld 0 C a 0 (1) "4 E - 0 L') 0 C15 > 0 C) — C a C- 15 0 0 'The Lone Ranger,' 'The Green Hornet' Robert Rosenfeld, of West and Jack Benny's program. Later, TV Bloomfield, was born and came along ; but we never watched raised in Columbus, Ohio, but much." he moved to Michigan when Mr. Rosenfeld's future bride, mean- he married his wife, a Detroit , while, also loved li...…
…EdItoR's NoTe Jewish Community Center of Metropolitan Detroit c) liceece Eiss.6t4te Delecto,z - Don't Say Don't Tal< erhaps there are some who find fasting meaningful, who find themselves spiritually ful- filled, closer to God, as they abstain from such utterly mundane indulgences like eating and drinking. I hate it. Weeks ahead of each fast day I feel it looming, looking over my shoulder. "Only 16 days until Yom Kippur," it recently whi...…
