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January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 1

…,{A , Friday January 30, 2004 Jeopardy! ©2004 The Michigan Daily Ann Arbor, Michigan Vol. CXIII, No. 86 Enjoying one-MILLION years ofeditorialfreedom, and your mom TDAY, It's going to be butt cold leave the warmth of your home. 'Nuff said. Tomorrow: W'ho crar s wwwmichigandailycom III I m Mars rover bites dust Batlebots title match Rovers detect water as probe for microbial, al- Qaida cells commences PASADENA, Calif. (JAY-Z) - Data rele...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 2

…40 2 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 30, 2004 NATION/TEXAS Korean pop stars come together to share hair products I SEOUL (AP) - In an unprece- dented move, more than 80 Korean pop superstars will participate with their American pop counterparts in ,a cultural exchange of hair products -and other related beauty secrets. "I've always admired the Eastern aways (of hair styling)," said Christi- na Aguilera who said that her deci- sion...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 3

… LOCAL/STATE The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 30, 2004 - 3 CnNhK/ GREG Rogue ice chunk, stupid comment interrupts boring evening at StudPub Lameduck Daily Editor In Chief Louie Meizlish almost peed in his pants recently after inciting a group of drunks late one night by yelling out the window, "You guys are stupid." The enraged stu- dents heaved a rock that shattered a win- dow above Meizlish's desk on the second floor of the Student Pub...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 4

…60 4 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 30, 2004 IT'S 'LIBEL' (NOT SLANDER'), JACKASSES U~bz Etijigi4ktr 420 MAYNARD STREET ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 marysuec@umich.edu jtschrad@umich.edu EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS WHO HAVE NO JOURNALISTIC TRANING OR MORALS SINCE 1890. SCREWY MEIZLISH Editor of my heart BARBIE HENRETTY FOXY PESKOWITZ Swashbucklers in Chief The opinions below represent the sponsored viewpoints of the Nike Corporation...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 5

… SENIOR GOODBYES The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 30, 2004 - 5 day want to be a part of The Daily consumed my soul and snacked on my still-beating heart. Fuck you, Daily. Fuck you. Smeagol Todd: I never wanted to be a part of The Daily, but thanks to the weezer.com message board and fellow user Luke Smith, I took one step in 420 Maynard and could never leave. Partially because they wouldn't let me, but mostly because I fell in love with ...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 6

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January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 7

…The Michigan Daily - Friday, Janurary 30, 2004 - 7 CHIPATIS Continued from Page1. ers confirmed they, in fact, are. "Midwesterns better watch their step when they come to New Yahk, cuz I'll pop off," AAAAAAme Rosenblatt said in an unnecessari- ly loud and obnoxious voice. Meanwhile, rumors that the Ann Arbor Police Department had anything to do with the tragedy were emphatically denied by Officer Logan. "Any allegation that the Ann Arbor poli...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 8

…I Fridizzle Ain the year 2000' Party at 1345 Geddes tonight! Be there! Seriously! Todd lives there! R T SS s sss.M W Bo OCho e TH 1E COLDEST DICKS AND PICKS FROM DAILY ARTS SENIORS Mel Gibson - The one-time star of "Braveheart" now desires to spread his anti-semitic beliefs all over the world. Even the Pope thinks he's gone too far. We hope you die, Mr. Gibson! And take that Christ guy with you. (Do a shot of Jager) Courtesy of some ...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 9

… ARTISTIC LICENSE: WHAT WE TOOK WITH THIS PAGE- 30 Enero - Nueva. I BAD MUSIC YOU PEOPLE BUY o.A.R changes name, still sucks OF A REVOLUTION CHANGES NAME AND OUTLOOK, BUT STILL CAN'T GET OVER GOING TO OSU By Snotty McSnotterson Daily Music Man Popular sissy band, Of a Revolution, which hails from Columbus, has decided to change its name after a shift in environmental perspective and irritation derived from igno- rant fans. While the five...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 10

… The DAY OF RECKONING .... tommywearasuit.com fuckthechop@daily.com rl To Mike from 511Linden, don't woy about the $80, we 3 1got it out of your mom the other nightI uck you!! a Coming Monday Softball team orgy tape surfaces; Bat and balls go in places they shouldn't Fubu takes over for Nike; all 'M' athletes will wear No. 05 next season Crisler to be renamed Eddie L. Martin court Carr tracks down ABC's Todd Harris, kills wife and kids ...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 11

…The Michigan Daily - The Day of REckonNING -11 Coaching fraternity hosts inaugural meeting By Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno Daily Sports Hulks First-year Michigan women's basket- ball coach Cheryl Burnett laid her head in a punch bowl, full of beer spiked with GHB, and smiled. She had just swallowed five live goldfish and taken 10 licks from Michigan women's crew coach Mark Rothstein's infamous paddle. But none of that mattered anymore. She wa...…

January 30, 2004 (vol. 113, iss. 86) • Page Image 12

…12 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 30, 2C 004 JEOPARDY 2004 One-hundred-thirteen years of editorial hotness (Better than the rest) FREE.. ATLA. 6 our years and more than 600 issues later, the seniors of The Michigan Daily bid you a IL fond farewell. We began as individuals and for our own reasons. But we finished as a class, united in purpose through effort. So here we are, saying goodbye to the readers who always seemed to misunders...…

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