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…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 3B Cougars, couples and concubines or those of you in search of a high-quality blow job, I have good news: Charles Barkley is out of jail after a three- day sentence for his Decem- ber DUI. So just follow. Barkley, who will likely be wearing the blue-and-red jumpsuit he MARK served his sen- SCHULTZ tence in, to his fellatio-apt concubine and you'll be set. He'll surely be vis...…

…4B - Thursday, March 12, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 4B - Thursday, March 12, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom PAPER FRAME From page 1B laborator of Charlene Kaye's, sang with Kaye in the video and also enjoyed the working dynamic the team had on set. "When you're doing these kind of things, whether it be putting on a play or shooting a video in a student environment where no one's really getting paid, it's all jus...…

…T wlJ8tjjV O 14be cLiigan4 hili, Ann Arbor, Michigan Wednesday, March 11,2009 michigandaily.com TOP OF THE TOWER THE ECONOMICS OF EDUCATION Obama ups credit, loans for students. SAM WOLSON/Doily Prof. Steven Bali performs the carillon on the 11th floor of the Burton Memorial Tower yesterday. Each weekday, a musician - either a student or professor -gives carillon performances from the bell towers on both North Campus and Central Campus ...…

…0 2A - Wednesday, March 11, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com MONDAY: In Other Ivory Towers TUESDAY: WEDNESDAY: THURSDAY: FRIDAY: Campus Characters ExplainedBefore You Were Here Photos of the Week 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1327 www.michigandaily.com GARY GRACA ELAINA BUGLI Editor in Chief Business Manager 734-647-3336 734-764-0008 graa@michigandaily.eem bugli@michigandailyecom Purposeful posting wall Walking through...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com (Ml Wednesday; March11, 2009 - 3A The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Wednesday, March 11, 2009 - 3A NEWS BRIEFS LANSING Most state officials won't voluntarily take pay cuts Gov. Jennifer Granholm wants lawmakers and other top elected officials to join her in giving back 10 percent of their pay. Butit's unlikelymorethan ahand- ful will oblige. The Democratic governor has returned 5 percent or 10 per...…

…4A - Wednesday, March 11, 2009 Tpnaioi g The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com c l e Mc4'6',gan 43at*lu Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan since 1890. 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109 tothedaily@umich.edu ROBERT SOAVE COURTNEY RATKOWIAK EDITORIAL PAGE EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR . GARY GRACA EDITOR IN CHIEF Unsigned editorials reflect the official position of the Daily's editorial board. All other signed articles ...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Wednesday, March 11, 2009 - 5A COURTESY OF SUB POP Married couple's pre-sex routine: Step one, take pulse. Step two, listen to heartbeat. If vital signs are normalcoitus is plausible. *Ah nd ome ward Samberg's LP is incredibland By JACK PORTER likely the most "featured" man on DailyArts Writer Earth), lampoons hip hop's ten- dency to flaunt material wealth for Since The Lonely Island's main its own sa...…

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…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com N ewsiWednesday, March 11, 2009 - 7A University forms Iran may have violated sanctions office to handle filming requests From Page 1A creation of the office was an influx of requests from studios. "We were starting to see a lot of inquiries," Doyle said. "Without a focal point, it becomes really com- plicated to do this type of work." The office currently con- sists of Doyle, a film liaison and an ind...…

…0 8A - Wednesday, March 11, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 0 Rodriguez optimistic for Forcier, mum on Threet Sims deserved All-Big Ten first team By MICHAEL EISENSTEIN Daily Sports Editor Michigan football coach Rich Rodriguez will talk all you want about early enrollee Tate Forcier, a rivals.com' four- scar recruit. NOTEBOOK The same goes for redshirt junior quarterback Nick Sheridan and his four career starts. And the same...…

…0 a U U V U U U v a a U i f Personal Statement My thrice broken heart ByElyanaTwiggs am awakened by a green nurse. Her features are blurry and her voice is dis- tant. She has four eyes. She makes me repeat my name. I fail the first test. I can talk now that the breathing tube has been pulled from my windpipe, but my voice is harsh and barely audible. I think I just swallowed sand coupled with a handful of nails. I am sweating. I am f...…

…U U U U V V V V -W V a 0 w w w - -. " S.. The " Daily Wednesday, "" Magazine Editor: Jessica Vosgerchian Editor in Chief: Gary Graca Managing Editor: Courtney Ratkowiak Photo Editor: Sam Wolson Multimedia Editor: David Azad Merian Junk Drawer: Brian Tengel Center spread design: Angela Chih Cover photo: Zachary Meisner The Statement is The Michigan Dailys news magazine, which is distrihated every Wednesday during the academic year. ...…

…0 W-- w a a 9 0- W. The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, March 11, 2009 Wedneday, 2009Dail , . y mob. . . ^ 9e. ,.c . 8, ' 4 F : ABOUT CAMPUS is 3 I LLg eT ssSYOH OUY QUOTES OF THE WEEK " Apparently, porn is right up there with Mom and apple pie. " - MARK MILOSCIA, a Democratic State Rep- resentative from Washington, on the public's anger over his proposal to institute an 18.5 per- cent sales tax on sex toys and explicit maga- zines....…

…V U V V V V V -4 -w -9 a m w w w w I46 The M~~iciaDal-WensaM rh1,20 Wednesday, March 11, 2009 - The Michigan Daily 5B An ivory tower's protection Tp he University's central role in the city's pros- perity is undeniable. "I don't think the University would be what it is without Ann Arbor, and I don't think Ann Arbor would be the same with- out the University," said Jesse Bernstein, president and CEO of the Ann Arbor Chamber.of Com...…

…,ddmmmmml - d 440 441P 46F 1111C41gan 4,.Dat ON 1,,, 1.1 T IN Mll FF) N., I N FT P F ]N ., VFA 1.1 Ann Arbor, Michigan Tuesday, March 10, 2009 michigandaily.com EMBRYONIC STEM CELL RESEARCH Obamalifts stem cell restrictions CHRIS DZOMBAK/Daily English Prof. Ralph Williams was beaming and teary-eyed after learning he had been awarded the first-ever Lifetime Achievement Golden Apple Award last night in Angell Hall. A Lifetime of Achievement...…

…a 2 - Tuesday, March 10, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Caffeine and conversation Jimmy Curtiss, an employee of Cafe Ambrosia, said one of his faoorite parts ofI is interacting with the costomers. CRIME NOTES Man and guest receive MINs in West Quad WHERE: Went Quadrangle WHEN: Sunday at about t:45 am. WHAT: A male student and bin visitor were cited as minors in possession of alcohol and taken to the Huron Valley Hospital due ...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 3 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 3 NEWS BRIEFS WASHINGTON Senators vote to preserve personal home-state projects Members of both parties yester- day voted to keep their cherished home-state projects as the Senate resumed debate on a spending bill covering foreign aid and domestic agency budgets. By a 63-32 vote, lawmakers rejected a bid by Sen....…

…4 - Tuesday, March 10, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com C I I4e fitic4tpan 4,3a' ily I Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan since 1890. 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109 tothedaily@umich.edu AVE COURTNEY RATKOWIAK EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR GARY GRACA ROBERT SO EDITOR IN CHIEF EDITORIAL PAGE Unsigned editorials reflect the official position oftthe Daily's editorial board. All other signed articles and ill...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 5 Now is the time to import Bollywood Royalty, unglorified Congratulations are in order for "Slumdog Millionaire." After strong reviews, mirac- ulous word-of-mouth buzz, a snappy soundtrack and eight Academy Awards, it's refreshing to see a film receive such unanimous " acclaim. A fairy tale in every sense, the film's transcendent power was perfectly BLAKE summed up in a GOBL...…

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…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com STEM CELLS 5 From Page 1 because it meant the group's efforts to overturn the ban were worth it. But, he added, the real work of discovering cures has just begun. "It's great that we're finally here, but there's a lot left to be done, and people should know that cures aren't going to be here tomorrow," Krantz said. "We're eight years behind other countries in the world, but it's finally time the United S...…

…0 8 - Tuesday, March 10, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 0 Curry is the smart and safe choice for Lions INDIANAPOLIS - unit that ranked dead last in scor- backed upby a strong performance F orget Georgia's Matt ing defense and yards allowed. He's at the Combine. He ran a 4.56 sec- Stafford or Baylor's Jason versatile and has the ability to play ond forty-yard dash, fastest among Smith. The Detroit Lions any of the three lineba...…

…NOT AS CLASSIC CASSB Zack Snyder 's "Watchmen" tries to Whni omst-S recreate acomic' book masterpiece, but adds nothing.E See Ars, Page5SA --0.~in 1 11\)s1 N N I \X .1 II DI(IX iRE)A Ann Arbor, Michigan ACADEMIC FREEDOM Faculty to seek speech protections Governing body concerned about national trend it says infringes on the right to dissent By KYLE SWANSON Daily StaffReporter The state of academic freedom on college campuses has changed, some...…

…2A - Monday, March 9, 2009 les The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 2A - Monday, March 9, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom I 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1327 www.michigandaily.com GARY GRACA ELAINA BUGLI Editor in Chief Easiness Manager 734-647-3336 734-764-0558 graca@michigandaily.com bugli@michigandaily.com I Study finds greater cheating in B-schools DON'T STEP ON THE 'M' Two studies conducted by HARVARD STUDENT P...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Monday, March 9, 2009 -- 3A The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Monday, March 9, 2009 - 3A NEWS BRIEFS WASHINGTON GOP official: No more money for GM without plan House Republican leader John Boehner said yesterday he doesn't support handing over more fed- eral money to keep General Motors Corp. afloat unless the automaker develops a viable and long-term business model and can pay back government loa...…

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…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Monday, March 9, 2009 - 5A Surrealism slices eyeballs A graphic, novel film 'Watchmen'succeeds simply on the strength of its source material By Blake Goble I Daily Arts Writer w Gigantic melting watches in a barren, desert landscape can only mean one thing: surrealism. Dali's 1931 painting The Persistence of Memory is probably the first thing that comes to mind when imagining the odd, character- istic...…

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…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Monday, March 9, 2009 - 7A I The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Monday, March 9, 2009 - 7A In line with economic theories, alcohol vendors report sales up New York Times reporter to speak at event today From Page 1A much as they used to. Eddie Gilyano, the manager of Strickland's Market, a liquor store located on Geddes Avenue, said the store's alcoholsales have decreased significantly since the e...…

…8A - Monday, March 9, 2009 4 4 Series of free student workshops " Wednesday, March 11, Budget! Are You Kidding? " Wednesday, March 18, Investing for Young Investors * Wednesday, March 25, Landing a Job in a Difficult Economy * Wednesday, April 1, Your Fork Is Not a Shovel: A Lesson in Business Etiquette All sessions are from 6-8 p.m., are free and include dinner. Register now! Space is limited so make sure you register early. www.umalumni.c...…

…The Michigan Daily I michigandaily.com I March 9, 2009 ICE HOCKEY Seniors lead Blue into playoffs By NICOLE AUERBACH go down, and (Michigan coach Red The situation is fitting since both Daily Sports Editor Berenson) was like, 'Miller, Turn- Miller and Turnbull have played in bull, stay up here. You got a game all of Michigan's 160 games since With 20 minutes remaining in disqualification,'" Miller said. "We their freshman year. They have the ...…

…2B - March 9, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 4 Dance bid would Blue cruises to Big Ten title 0 give campus a real March Madness Michigan's win over Min- nesota on Saturday was a major step forward for .en's basketball program. It could also be the start of two very fun weeks for students. Nothing is set in stone, but Michigan great- ly increased s its chances of F making the NCAA Tourna- NATE ment with that SANDALS win (finge...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com March 9,2009- 3B Cislo unable to spark Blue 'M'finds hythm By FELIX CARREON Daily Sports Writer aft earl loss The Michigan baseball team took a break from its busy col- legiate schedule to play the New York Mets in an exhibition game yesterday afternoon at the Tradi- tion Field Complex in Port Saint Lucie, Fla. After sweeping Siena in a three- game series, the Wolverines found themselves on the other s...…

…4B - March 9, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com olverines finally have more on line After dismal first year, Beilein's squad now excels under late-season pressure By RUTH LINCOLN Daily Sports Writer MINNEAPOLIS - All season, the Michigan men's basketball team has remained hopeful. In Saturday's 67-64 win at Minne- sota, that hope was pretty clear. The Wolverines shed their tra- ditional warmup shirts for white ones with the Spanis...…

…C tc4l aIt at iIV Ann Arbor, Michigan Friday, March 6,2009 c michigandaily.com AFTER GRADUATION DAY On-campus recruiting shrinks with economy ARIEL BOND/Daily Gov. Jennifer Granholm discusses the future of Michigan's alternative energy industry yesterday at "Switching Gears," an event put on by The Climate Group in the League. Granhoim welcomes Danish ie i inpu one nryids As job availability dwindles, corporate recruiters make fewer coll...…

…2 - Friday, March 6, 2009 4 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 2 - Friday, March 6, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom LEFT A view of the dome from the Capital boildiog in Lansing, Michigan on March 3, 2009, (MAX COLLINS/Daily) MIDDLE LSA MO EO LINE junior Brian Ford eojoys the heach in Pensacola, Florida durnog Spring Break. (ROB MIGRIN/Daily) RIGHT A silhouette of a Unoi- MOE N versity of Michigao student huildiog a house io F...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Friday, March 6, 2009 - 3 NEWS BRIEFS LANSING Michigan jobless rate hits 11.6 percent in January Michigan's unemployment rate hit its highest point in a quar- ter century in January, and some economists say the worst likely is yet to come in an auto-dominated state that slipped into recession well before most of the nation. The state's seasonally adjusted jobless rate rose to 11.6 percent, Michigan offi...…

…4 - Friday, March 6, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com l e Atic4t'6'gan wily Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan since 1890. 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109 tothedaily@umich.edu ROBERT SOAVE COURTNEY RATKOWIAK EDITORIAL PAGE EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR GARY GRACA EDITOR IN CHIEF Unsigned editorials reflect the official position of the Daily's editorial board. All other signed articles and illustrations re...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Friday, March 6, 2009 - 5 A lineup of mixed merit Celibacy: all the rage. Tween pop trainwreck Even star power can't rescue the Jonas Brothers in this worthless concert film By NOAH DEAN STAHL Daily Arts Writer In many profound ways, "Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience" is emblematic of the most sig- nificant flaws of moviegoing mass culture. ,ongs For those unfamiliar with the phenomenon that...…

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…-, . . The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Friday, March 6, 2009 - 7 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Friday, March 6, 2009 - 7 Importance of Minnesota game not lost on'M' as Big Dance draws near By JASON KOHLER Daily Sports Writer Manny Harris's television is almost always set to ESPN. But when a segment about NCAA Tournament bubble teams comes on the screen, the sophomore forward quickly switches the channel. "You try not to thi...…

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…Ifric i.. an I Ann Arbor, Michigan__ OUTDOOR HOCKEY GAME Ice hockey coming to Michigan Stadium Officials confirm rumors, outdoor game planned for December 2010 By ANDY REID ManagingSports Editor The Michigan Athletic Department is in the early planning stages of hosting an outdoor hockey game in Michigan Stadium, officials said yesterday. The game is planned for Dec. 11, 2010, Matt Trevor, the, Michigan hockey team's Sports Information Direct...…

…4 2A - Thursday, March 5, 2009 MONDAY: In Other Ivory Towers The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom TUESDAY: Campus Characters Explained Bfoe.. . . . . - Photos of the Week A solution to overcrowding Before it was home to the dignifiy Fishhowl or a warm short- Burton cut hetween the Diag and help gil State Street during the win- the enti ter, Angell Hall was the Uni- Whe versity's solution to a rapidly finishes growingactudenthbody. of jus...…

…The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Thursday, March 5, 2009 - 3A NEWS BRIEFS LANSING Stimulus boosts Mich. water plants, National Guard Michigan communities are get- ting federal stimulus cash to update Army National Guard facilities, improve water and sewer systems and boost public housing. Projects announced yester- day include $7.85 million to make upgrades at Camp Grayling, Fort Custer in Augusta and a reserve forces support center in ...…

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…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Thursday, March 5, 2009 - 5A Lebler's odd secret to success . Unconventional of his life. He has set career highs offseason workout for goals (eight) and assists (seven). After a choppy first half, the junior spurred strongest has five goals in his last six games and contributed significantly on theaB ighe n s season of career the Wolverines' third line. He had By MICHAEL EISENSTEIN Daily Sports Editor...…

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…The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Thursday, March 5, 2009 - 7A The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom Thursday, March 5, 2009 - 7A DONORS From Page 1A When asked if these delays will affect University programs, Judith Malcolm, the director of communi- cations and donor relations for the University's Office of Development, said because donors are extending their payment times, the University now has less money to set aside for programs o...…

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