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…Did the Jewish people begin with Abraham? Did Moses write the Torah? Is there more than one set of Ten Commandments? Were the prophets liberal or reactionary? Did the rabbis hate the Maccabees? Did orthodoxy have serious competition in ancient times? Did the Greeks make a positive contribution to Jewish culture? How did the rabbis become the religious establishment? Who were the people who created the Talmud? What is the real connecti...…
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…David's Citadels Looks To Tel Aviv Jerusalem (JPFS) —You can see it wherever you go in Tel Aviv, towering above the skyline and dwarfing what- ever, until now, has passed for Israeli skyscrapers. The Azrieli Center/Shalom Project, a massive three- tower shopping and office complex, dominates the view from virtually every angle, following you about like one of those old "Uncle Sam wants you for the U.S. army" posters, where the eyes and finger...…
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…Late Night With Shaarey Zedek Saturday, September 27, 1997 9:00 PM Southfield Facility As we prepare for the New Year Congregation Shaarey Zedek and Congregation Shaarey Zedek B'nai Israel Center invite you to a special evening Saturday, September 27 - 9:0o PM welcoming Rabbi Stephen Weiss and his wife Naomi. Robert Labe Robert Labe has been named to the board of directors of the Oakland Ba Adams Pratt. Foundation. Labe is a lecturer and au...…
…Your life. Your community. Your Paper. The Jewish News is now JN. It's a change that reflects things you've asked for. Such as: making stories and features easier to read and follow. Adding more photographs and color. Making it easier to locate sections. JN is a commitment to keeping what's best about the paper while we improve and update the rest. We'd like to hear what you think. Write us here at the paper, or call 354-6060 ext. 307....…
…11 • • Mrs. Lea Rabin will be our honored guest Sunday, November 23, 1997. You can meet and enjoy this wonderful, historically significant person. She was present at the creation of the State of Israel. Today, she is involved in impacting the peace process. Mrs. Rabin's appearance is an exclusive Michigan engagement. Space is limited for all 3 events: Luncheon, ... Reception, and General Admission. Please join us at Temple Israel Sun...…
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