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…{the b-side] HOW-TO DO IT BY THE BOOK How TO HAVE SEX IN THE GRAD By the Daily Arts Staff Thursday, September 21, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 3B By now, you've heard all the conventional rites of passage at the University. Don't step on the "M" until you've taken your first blue book exam. Walk through the fountain during orientation. Get onto the roof of a University build- ing sometime in your undergradu- ate career. Have sex in the Harlan...…

…4B - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, September 21, 2006 the b-sidel Go out to \aut\ bar: Brunch makes everything OK By Kimberly Chou and Donn M. Fresard Daily Arts Editors Donn M. Fresard: So we decid- ed to go to \aut\ bar because I read an article on Slate a few weeks ago and got really into the idea of eat- ing brunch every Sunday morning. Apparently brunch is almost man- datory these days for East Coast 20- somethings, so I figured it w...…

…Thursday, September 21, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 5B Stroke my ego, please: The memoir dies slowly By Kimberly Chou Associate Arts Editor The best line in Chuck Klos- terman's book "Killing Yourself To Live" - a rambling, roadtrip dissertation on rock music deaths, which, of course, ends up being about much more than its proposed subject - occurs after numer- ous pages of erudite, though often overly self-referential thought. Klosterman sa...…

…6B - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, September 21, 2006 HATE Continued from page 1B in the name of some guy who want to teach people to appreciate their lives. In the dorms students crowd around televisions and howl with delight at every pulled tooth and broken jaw - what is enjoyable in this experience? Are you kidding? Painfully derivative and dumb to protruding bone, "Saw" and its many contemporaries have taken the American horror film host...…

… {the b-side) Thursday, September 21, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 7B Model Renn's curves the perfect size for D&G By Caroline Hartmann Daily Arts Writer Crystal Renn is glamorously sexy. She's a jet-setting high-fash- ion model who's effortlessly allur- ing, regally balanced and ... a size 12? Renn has been modeling since she was 14, but almost no one recognized her face until this past year when she emerged on the scene 70 pounds heavier t...…

…8B - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, September 21, 2006 0 4 p H r I CHECK OUT OUR NEW COLLECTIONS OF DORM ROOM FURNITURE AT WALMART.COM/COLLEGE. COLLEGE HAPPENS. BE READY. WAL*MART' I …

…Wednesday, September 20,2006SCIENCES LOST GENERATION ... E STATEMENT Opinion 4A Emily Beam wont buy GM44 Arts 5A New York disco 1l tr 4 u zg Sports 11A Position switch works for Blue's Trent One-hundred-sixteen years of editonzd freedom www.michianday.com Ann Arbor, Michigan Vol. CXVII, No. 12 @2006 The Michigan Daily One prof's plan to save BigThree LEFT: Pope Benedict XVI says he regrets that Muslims have been offended by some of his words ...…

…2A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 20, 2006 ~1e 31daipu ~udg 413 E. Huron St., Ann Arbor, MI48104-1327 www.michigandaily.corn DONN M. FRESARD ALEXIS FLOYD Editor in Chief Business Manager fresard@michigandaily.com business@michigandaily.com NATION/WORLD CONTACT INFORMATION Newsroom: 763-2459 Office hours: Sun.-Thurs. I1 a.m. - 2. News Tips news@michigandaily.com Corrections corrections@michigandaily.com Letters to the Editor tot...…

… NEWS Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 3A ON CAMPUS SGroup to hand. out information on eating, health The Coalition for Action Regarding Eating and Body Image Issues will be on the Diag today from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. to promote awareness of eating and body image issues on campus. Members will distrib- ute information about how to get involved with CARE events and campaigns. Student leaders to mingle, plan Student Activities...…

…4A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 20, 2006 OPINION e atchluttn ]Dotg DONN M. FRESARD Editor in Chief EMILY BEAM JEFFREY BLOOMER CHRISTOPHER ZBROZEK JEFiR E diLor Editorial Page Editors Managing Editor EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 413 E. HURON ANN ARBOR, MI 48104 tothedaily@michigandaily.com iI Martin is watching you letic department contract won't friend anyone In an effort to re...…

…Wednesday September 20, 2006 arts.michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily.com ARTs 5A It's a palatable life POP-CULTURE COLUMN My friends are worried. They think some of my particularities are becom- ing a problem. I've been accused of being a bread-counter floozy, a Nicaraguan coffee fiend and a whore for garotxa,. gaperon and brie. According to my more frequent dinner companions, I'm a culinary coquette who will sweet-talk any and all...…

…6A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, Septen the michigan daily 4 4 4 1991 RED CB750 Nighthawk, 44,000 mi. $1200 or best offer. 734-395-2755. 2BDRM. 2.5BATH. CONDO. Near Briarwood Mall. Recent remodel, <$150K. Key Real Estate Services, LLC. 888-255-9781 x204. ANN ARBOR CONDO: Live Almost Free! Don't like condo fees? Seller will pay them for a YEAR! Don't like taxes? Seller will pay them through 2007! Great 1 bed, 1 bath, 3rd floor condo. Loca...…

… Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 7A In emotional farewell, Annan appeals for unity As U.N. chief spoke, tanks surrounded office of Thai prime minister UNITED NATIONS (AP) - Secretary-General Kofi Annan appealed for nations to unite against human rights abuses, religious divi- sions, brutal conflicts and an unjust world economy in an emotional farewell yesterday. But his remarks were overshadowed by a military coup in Tha...…

…8A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 20,2006 Your Life moves fast. So shouLd your internet connection. Make the grade with a superfast high-speed internet connection and a superlow price. * Broadband connection with AT&T Yahoo! High Speed Internet - up to 25 times faster than dial-up * Unlimited incoming voice calls " $49.99 modem with a $49.99 mail-in rebate Plus you get everything you need to install when you order, so setup is a ...…

…Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 9A CALIFONE DREAMIN' CHICAGO VETERANS PLAY IT SAFE ON LATEST By Abby Frackman Daily Arts Writer Bumper-car rhythms, quasi-philosophical lyrics: It's been nearly a decade since Califone got together, and the band is still successfully toying with the stuff that Califone works. With their lat- Roots and Crowns est release, Roots and Thrill Jockey Crowns, the Chicago foursome doesn't break new...…

…10A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Fox gets a lii' tipsy with'HappyHour' U ,,- 4 By Imran Syed Daily Arts Writer "Happy Hour" is a show with no real expectations. Its premise is a one-trick pony to say the least, looking simply to pig: Hap Hour gyback off of the pop- ularity of other shows Thursdays at about a group of yup- 8:30 p.m. pie friends. Most of its Fox jokes never even aim above about level two of the comedic ...…

…Wednesday September 20, 2006 sports.michigandaily.com sports@michigandaily.com She P R TichSan aili 11A Forget their recent slide: Tigers to play in October The Detroit Tigers are leading their division. In September. Late September. Seriously, even when I try punching myself thinking that I've just fallen into a deep slumber all summer and had this really long and crazy dream, all I get are bruises, no answers. So I gladly concede: This ...…

…12A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 20, 2006 y Odd couple teams up for U.S. STRAFFAN, Ireland (AP) - On paper and in "You want your bst player to go out there and Fr;,prson, they look nothing alike, play well the first day and make a statement" Tiger Woods is sheer power, from his 12 major Furyk said. ' championships and 63 titles worldwide to his That was hardly the case last time. acclaim as the richest athlete and one of the mo...…

…Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - The Michigan Daily -13A Three arrested in Duquesne shooting PITTSBURGH (AP) - Police charged two men Tuesday with shooting five Duquesne University basketball players after a school dance, and they accused a 19-year-old sophomore of helping get the men and their friends into the dance despite knowing some were armed. Brandon Baynes, 18, was arraigned on five counts of criminal attempt at homicide. Prosecutors a...…

…14A - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 20, 2006 I I I CHECK OUT OUR NEW COLLECTIONS OF DORM ROOM FURNITURE AT WALMART.COM/COLLEGE. COLLEGE HAPPENS. BE READY. WAL*MART' I k A …

…Iw w w w w -w . ----w---- w ---- w- CAMP Continued from page 111B by-4 with their hand or took a few lessons of tae kwon do. But playing with weapons? What kinds of people do that? Is it legal? Thenunchaku,forexample,isille- gal in several nations, including Can- ada, Germany, Spain and the United Kingdom. In the United States, it's illegal in some states, including New York, California and Massachusetts but not Michigan. Carbone said that ...…

…WV ~ w w -~ w ~ w ~ w w w W W W I -r- MW TheMicign Dil - ednsdy, epembr 0, S0 . -. - .. - - *- S 55. - S. IF 3B THE JUNK DRAWER What you should and shouldn't be talking about on campus this week. 4B THE ART OF FIGHTING A Daily editor learns to break a man's bones at Weapons Connection Society Summer Weapons Camp. 5B IN MY OWN WORDS A compelling look at a student's summer in Pales- tine and the insight she gained towards the ongoing ...…

…The Michigan Daily Wednesday, Septenber 20, 2006 SHO)RT FICTION AND PCIET1 w -w ~ -~ w---W ww- pm A r-T -1 d--j on M- E The Empty Bed Wednesday, September 20, 2006 -The Michigan Daily QUOTES OF THE WEEK 'Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this war for 10 ((If Ward Connerly can years. I wouldn't miss it for turn it back into a the world!" ohn gave Susan's hand a final squeeze, trying to feel her grip again. He wasn't sure if her last ...…

…w w w w w w w w w w 7w %w _ i. Wednesay, -" - Si. - .- * Se. - S. COURTESY OF PETER CARBONE Students at the Weapons Connection Society Summer Weapons Camp display their skills with weapons. model for funding with the NIH, a cornerstone of which is the ROl grant, is highly effective and needs as much support as possible. Not all basic scientists are completely opposed to the new initiative. Kao said that he is in favor of more funding...…

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…Tuesday, News 3 September 19,2006 JOHNSON TO STAY FOR SOPHOMORF SEASON ... SPORTS AGE 1 Bipartisan group calls for more stem cell research Wear a helmet to fight terror, get la Kanye protege breaks out with first album Opinion 4 Arts 5 One-hundred-sixteen years of edtoralfreedom www.michikandaily.com Ann Arbor, Michigan Vol. CXVII, No. 11 @2006 The Michigan Daily Campus group to play 'Catch' Anti-illegal immigration game condemned as insen...…

…2 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, September 19, 2006 413 E. Huron St., Ann Arbor, MI 48104-1327 www.michigandaily.com DoNN M. FRESARD ALEXIS FLOYD Editor in Chief Business Manager fresard@michigandaily.com business@michigandaily.com CONTACT INFORMATION Newsroom: 763-2459 Office hours: Sun-Thurs. I1 a.m. - 2 a.m. News Tips news@michigandaily.com Corrections corrections@miehigandaily.eom Letters to the Editor tothedaily@michigandaily.com Photogr...…

… NEWS Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 3 ON CAMPUS Translator to discuss role of English in India Rita Kothari, an English teacher and translator at St. Xavier College in Ahmedabad, India, will address the role of the English language in India. The lecture will be from noon to 1:30 p.m. today in room 2022 of the Thayer Building at 202 S. Thayer St. Engineering group hosts * mass meeting BlueLab, a student engineer- ing orga...…

…4 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, September 19, 2006 OPINION f e i t t tti1 DONN M. FRESARD Editor in Chief EMILY BEAM EMILYBEAM JEFFREY BLOOMER CHRISTOPHER ZBROZEK MEFFREn EdOOMR Editorial Page Editors Managing Editor EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 413 E. HURON ANN ARBOR, MI 48104 tothedaily@michigandaily.com Contraception legalized Non-prescription Plan B a victory for women The Food and Drug Ad...…

…Tuesday September 19, 2006 arts.michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily.com ART S 5 Survival of the fittest TV COLUMN The executive decision "Survivor's" producers divide up its contestants race in this, its 13th season, is now well known. As misgui (and ultimately ineffective) a pub ity stunt as that is, the buildup to premiere involved largely posi dialogue. Debate centered on we have come to a point in our nation where a show can leg...…

…6 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, September the michigan daily 4 1991 RED CB750 Nighthawk, 44,000 mi. $1200 or best offer. 734-395-2755. 2BDRM. 2.5BATH. CONDO. Near Briarwood Mall. Recent remodel, <$150K. Key Real Estate Services, LLC. 888-255-9781 x204. ANN ARBOR CONDO: Live Almost Free! Don't like condo fees? Seller will pay them for a YEAR! Don't like taxes? Seler will pay them through 2007! Great 1 bed, 1 bath, 3rd floor condo. Located o...…

…Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 7 Records reveal sordid tale of harvested tissue Masterpiece their f sue Ser Theatre host's medical which papers deeply flawed this ye of a n NEW YORK (AP) - The med- ing the ical records that accompanied the Michae body of "Masterpiece Theatre" chief e host Alistair Cooke were wrong Tissue in just about every possible way. pare th His name was misspelled. His others birthdate was off by 10 y...…

…8 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, September 19, 2006 The new culture of trash-talking TV 4 "Stare at me long enough and I start to blend in." CBS goes young, steals no viewers By Mark Schultz Daily Arts Writer The characters of "Smith" are, to be frank, a bunch of assholes. They deceive their loved ones, taser inno- Smith cent bystand- Tuesdays at ers and steal 10 p.m. expensive CBS paintings, all in the name of their profession. Such are ...…

…Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 9 'Simpsons' back on DVD By Michael Passman Daily Arts Writer u Child's plav Matt Groening sure has this DVD thing down. "The Simpsons" cre- ator continues to pump out season after season of The DVD sets and Simpsons: his obsessive The Uter-action- Complete figure-collect- Eighth ing fanbase Season continues to Fox eat them up. So with the release of "The Simpsons: The Complete Eighth Seaso...…

…Tuesday September 19, 2006 sports.michigandaily.com sports@michigandaily.com SP E RicTigSn tilg 4 10 Johnson returns for second year Monkeys will have to find some new backs By Mark Giannotto Daily Sports Writer As the saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And that's exactly what the Carolina Hurricanes did with their contract proposal to 2005 first-round draft choice, Michigan sophomore Jack Johnson. But Johnson h...…

…Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 11 Clarett will face 3-year sentence COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - When the day comes that Maurice Clarett can be released from prison three-and-a-half years from now, the former Ohio State football star's life story will hardly have been told in full. If his lockup ends on the earliest possible date, Clarett, who struck an unexpected plea deal Monday for robbery and concealed weapons charges, will b...…

…12 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, September 19, 2006 Officials suspended after two bad calls 4 4 4 NORMAN, Okla. (AP) - The Pacific-10 Con- ference, finding merit in Oklahoma's complaints about the officiating in its loss to Oregon, issued a one-game suspension Monday to the officiating crew and the instant-replay officials who worked the game and an apology to the Sooners. The Ducks won the game 34-33 after scoring two touchdowns in the fi...…

…Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 13 Eagles move up 'after ballot mishap ASSOIATD PESS" 12. Notre Dame lost to Michigan 47-21 at Michigan TEAM LAST WEEK 1. OhIo State beat Cincinnati 37-7 2. Auburn beat Louisiana State 7-3 3. Southern Cal beat Nebraska 28-10 THIS WEEK Penn State Buffalo at Arizona 13. Oregon 14. Iowa 15. Tennessee beat Oklahoma 34-33 beat Iowa State 27-17 lost to Florida 21-20 CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Boston ...…

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…Monday, September 18, 2006 KLOSTERMAN, POPE OF POP, TALKS TO THE DAILY ... ARTS, PAGE 5A News 3A Internet latest addiction for 4 college students Opinion 4A Sam Btler wants L~ e l lr ~r a I s train to Detroit Sports 1B Spikers sweep, win 13-0 One-hundred-sixteen years ofeditorialfreedom www.mhizrandadiy.com Ann Arbor, Michigan Vol. CXVII, No. 10 @2006 The Michigan Daily MICHIGAN 47- Not D e 21 RETURN TO GLORY THE GAME'S PLACE IN HISTORY The ...…

…2A - The Michigan Daily - Monday, September 18, 2006 413 E. Huron St., Ann Arbor, MI 48104-1327 www.inichigandaily.com DoNN M. FRESARD ALEXIS FLOYD Editor in Chief Business Manager fresard@michigandaily.com business@michigandaily.com NEWS IN BRIEF U.S. military holds AP photographer The U.S. military in Iraq has imprisoned an Associated Press photographer for five months, accusing him of being a security threat but never filing charges or pe...…

… NEWS Monday, September 18, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 3A ON CAMPUS I Dingell to speak at Constitution anniversary U.S. Rep. John Dingell (D-Michi- gan) will give a speech commemo- rating the 219th anniversary of the signing of the U.S. Constitution. The ceremony will be at Rackham Grad- uate School at 4 p.m. today. A video presentation and discussion panel will follow. International Institute starts citizenship series John Bowen, an anthro...…

…4A - The Michigan Daily - Monday, September 18, 2006 I OPINION aitt iff DONN . FRESARD Editor in Chief EMILY BEAM J CHRISTOPHER ZBROZEK JEFFREY BLOOMER Editorial Page Editors Managing Editor EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 413 E. HURON ANN ARBOR, MI 48104 tothedaily@michigandaily.com NOTABLE QUOTABLE He said, I quote, 'Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find thing...…

…Monday September 18, 2006 arts.michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily.com chibe IwIirbigan ?flatIQ ART S 5A Third-grade 'Class' dismissed By Imran Syed Daily Arts Writer There are many solid concepts for sitcoms that just don't pan out. Here is one of them: A group of people who The Class may once have Mondays known and at 8 p.m. even liked each CBS other meet up again years later in a wildly different setting. Comedy ensues. Taking ad...…

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…Monday, September 18, 2006- The Michigan Daily - 7A FOOTBALL Continued from page 1A ting Manningham in stride. The sophomore cradled the ball and sprinted the rest of the way for a 69-yard touchdown. The scenario would repeat itself twice over the next 16 minutes, with Manningham smoking man- coverage for virtually identical 29- yard and 20-yard touchdowns in the corner of Notre Dame's slash- marked end zone. By late in the second quarter, Ma...…

…8A - The Michigan Daily - Monday, September 18, 2006 Tired of being the only kid on your floor with stacks of albums and the opinions to back them up? Seeking a supporting environment to tell the story of American film? Interested in documenting the liveliest art, music and theater scene in the Big Ten? If you're ready to step into one of the nation's hottest and most- s 0~'~ sequoted collegiate Arts sections, see join Michigan Daily Arts. t ...…

…Monday, September 18, 2006 - The Michigan Daily - 9A De Palma renders 'Dahlia' black and blue zi. By Kristin MacDonald Daily Film Editor The Black Dahlia was a starry-eyed Hollywood wanna-be found cut in two and disemboweled, her face carved across at the mouth from ear to ear. She wasn't so much murdered as mutilated The BlaCk death alone is never so horrific. Dahla In fashioning a movie about her At the Showcase grisly fate, director Brian ...…

…10A - The Michigan Daily - Monday, September 18, 2006 Courtesy of Paramount Maybe it would have been better with tongue. Missed 'Kiss' By Christopher Lechner Daily Arts Writer ®FIN LMRV1E1 i AN As Generation X turns the corner into adulthood, the midlife crisis has begun to come a few decades prematurely. Men once faced it at 50, The Last Kiss hut Michael At the Showcase (Zach Braff, and Quality 16 "Scrubs") Paramount and his three best fr...…