… RTS Carrey's 'Dumb'ward spiral ,.. \z < <a> i a ~ :. ...rc? By SCOTT PLAGENHOEF If you're afraid that seeing "Dumb and Dumber" will amount to two hours of fart jokes, don't worry, it doesn't. They also manage to throw in multiple jokes about taking a piss, including one about drinking it, numerous shots to the testicles, and even an inspired, drawn out joke involving our old pal, laxative and its companion, diarrhea. Hilarious. Dumb and ...…
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…8-- The Michigan Daily -- Tuesday, January 10, 1995 m m Fm m D O0 ci) Q f' . 0 S BILL STILL DIALS 1-000-COLLECT TO CALL HIS PARENTS, EVEN THOUGH AS A CHILD HE WAS FORCED TO WEAR A DRESS. 0t gave The Peonle You Call Unmb o% i i x …
…The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, January 10, 1995 - 9 RECORDS ntinued from page 5 Night"), US3 ("Flip Fantasia") and Hi-Five ("What Your Love Means to Me"). Aaron Neville sings "I'll Love You Anyway" with his characteristi- cally beautiful voice that permeates the song with its vocal charge. Perhaps music like that on this soundtrack is what tugs people's sub- conscious to put up with an hour of * show. Hell, if I start-hearing more music like ...…
…iv -- TT1c 1vTIVT11I1 tiauiy - TucxUay, .7Tiutry tv., t±~ 'Richie Rich' offers empty riches By TED WATTS Just like "Batman," "Richie Rich" takes a rich cartoon hero and, bucking popular perceptions of the character, clothes him in black and gives him a dark personality. That's right, Richie is a malicious little industrialist bastard, just like the Richie Rich Directed by Donald Petrie with Macaulay Culkin and John Larroquette industrialis...…
….. ... ...... Basketball vs. Iowa Tomorrow, 8 p.m. (Ch. 20, WXON) Crisler Arena S I. Wrestling vs. Michigan State Tomorrow, 7:30 p.m. East Lansing Law, Foster leave for NFL Top cornerback By CHAD A. SAFRAN Daily Football Writer It may not match the Israelites' departure from Egypt but a trio of Michigan football players is having an exodus of its own. Ty Law and Ch6 Foster announced yesterday that they would be forgoing their final years...…
…12- - ,Ilet, vnigan Lvay- luesudy, Janruary iv, i.wa Men's track tunes up with intrasquad meet Aa An - At% Am ill - 1. a --, ' ° 11 4 - - " - ) } ; - : - 5 - -t - ' \ - .,Y ., -1 1 - - k - BASKEIBALL NOTEBOOK By DOUG STEVENS Daily Sports Writer The Michigan men's track & field team experienced its first taste of competition Saturday. Although it was only an intrasquad meet, the Wolverines were able to perform in a more formal setting...…
…The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, January 10, 1995 - 13 Discontent reported for Ward, Mitchell By PAUL BARGER Daily Basketball Writer According to separate reports re- leased this week, two freshmen on the Michigan men's basketball team are considering leaving Ann Arbor. The Detroit News reported that forward Jerod Ward has had a very difficult time since coming to Michi- gan. The story discussed a fight the Clinton, Miss. native had with team-...…
…14- The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, January 10, 1995 PAID ADVERTISEMENT S P 0 R T. S P A G E 01 X-X ... ............ ..... .. . ......... I' WELCOME BACK J A N U A R Y The temperature is falling, there's snow on the ground and you've got the winter sniffles. These are signs that Winter Term is upon the University of Michigan campus. I hope that you had a restful break and are off to a good new year. If you're like me you proba...…
…J E rpgc 41V .. One hundred four years of editorial freedom '92]DN) tes s 1 0 man By FRANK C. LEE Daily Staff Reporter Police have linked Ervin Dewain Mitchell Jr. to four rapes that occurred in the Ann Arbor area during the past 2 1/2 years using DNA tests, accord- ing to published reports. Using blood samples taken from Mitchell when he was a suspect in a 1992 rape in Inkster, Mich., police matched his DNA with four of the sexual assa...…
…2 -- The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 DNA Continued from page 1 rapes - in Eberwhite Woods, Longshore Drive, and Miller Avenue of Ann Arbor, according to media reports. The last attack in which sufficient DNA evidence was left behind was the May 7 rape and-murder of Christine Gailbreath, aUniversity employee, near the Westgate Shopping Center. The Ann Arbor News reported yesterday that Mitchell toldepolice upon arrest that he was...…
…The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 - 3 *LSA begins theme semester with 'Confict' By MARIA KOVAC Daily Staff Reporter Does conflict and change create commu- Oities or destroy them? How does sexism, racism or homophobia affect a divided soci- ety? The College of LSA hopes to spark exami- nation of these and other timely ideas under this semster's theme: "Conflict and Commu- nity." LSA dedicates each semester to a topic that faculty me...…
…4 - The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 ~be kI~igrn ai M N 04 k Mm 'A-lk MA-18 WW Oltk:g K AV& WUM A& Oft 0- I wl 114 1111101 W 1I I s w a r w . wow w r- Mi is I 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan Jessie Halladay Editor in Chief Samuel Goodstein Flint Wainess Editorial Page Editors Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of a majority of the Da...…
… 's 'Fighter' lacks street smarts * Van Damme it! The movie isn't as exciting as the game By KIRK MILLER As one of many movies inspired by a video game, the makers of "Street Fighter" faced the challeng- Street Fighter Directed by Steven E. de Souza with Jean-Claude VanDamme and Raul Julia ing task of turning the famously excessive violence of the arcade hit into an action film suitable for kids. With this in mind, and as a service to our...…
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… ° - me wumrom u any "'wnuoy, .mmvy , i _ ... m f dik Project Community 1 cr ~( it? I-'i~o;cct (iom~.uini ~y ..fe~n~ ~ UKo~;y and E nTJ2S UI I 3ustjce. A~§Jb. (aQ7 _f T; 1<. . >ii ,v rridcs, Mc . :/-- ' w / - You're the one for me, Finney: Modine and Al go for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things. 'Browning a compelling version Greek Leadership Conference (GLC)- 1995 . ' / By JOSHUA RICH Perhaps ca...…
… 71.H'D ilg When was the last time the gMichigan women's basketball team won two games in a row? (Answer, page 2) I AP Top 25 Wrestling Q&A Bach's Score Men's basketball Women's basketball Hockey Men's swimming NFL playoffs 2 2 3 3 4-5 4-5 6 7 8 *Women cagers end Big en woes By RAVI GOPAL Daily Basketball Writer The Michigan women's basket- ball team opened up the new year with a bang as it defeated Michigan State and Northwestern this p...…
…2 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 Here is how the top 25 teams in college basketballfared this week- 'M' grapplers win two. of three in dual meets By DANIELLE RUMORE Daily Sports Writer It was a perfect day. Though it was cold, the newly fallen snow sparkled on the ground as the sun shined brightly overhead creating apicture-perfectday. It was Saturday, and the Michigan wrestling team played host to Morgan Stat...…
…The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 - 3 PQ&A: VANCOUVER GRIZZI Former Wisconsin coach discusses past influences, future plans At the age of 38, and after being associated with professional bas- ketball for only five seasons, Stu Jackson was tabbed by the Vancouver Grizzlies, one of the NBA 's two new expansion fran- chises, to be their.Vice President of -Basketball Operations and General Manager. Jackson's first majo...…
…4 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 Loss to Penn State magnifies Michigan weaknesses; NIT looms large in future By SCOTT BURTON Daily Basketball Writer UNIVERSITY PARK - If Michigan had any illusions of gran- deur after opening its Big Ten sched- ule with a victory over Purdue, they were effectively creamated after Court ress rather comprehensive reality check. And this check list is longer than a DC-20 aircraft...…
… BASKETBALL NOTEBNK Baston's incomplete eaves Blue shorthanded The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 - 5 Michigan still searching for complete game effort By SCOTT BURTON Daily Basketball Writer UNIVERSITY PARK - When Iahktar Ndiaye and Maurice Tay- r got in foul trouble early against enn State yesterday, the Michi- an basketball team had no one on te bench to go to for help down Michigan was left shorthanded ihen fres...…
…6 - The Michigan Daily -- SPORTSMonday -- Monday, January 9, 1995 HOCKEY NOTEBOOK: Exhibitions not kind to Wolverines 0 By MELANIE SCHUMAN and TOM SEELEY Daily Hockey Writers Michigan has not fared well against Team Canada, and Saturday's loss was the third consecutive in the three games that the Wolverines have played against the Canadians. The last time Michigan played a Team Canada squad was Nov. 1-2, 1985 when after losing the first ga...…
…The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 - Wouda returns to Wolverine lineup MARK FRIEDMAN/Daily Royce Sharp and his Michigan teammates trounced South Carolina at Canham Natatorium Saturday, 114-81. Illue . ies by Su th Carolina Wolverine semiors shine in win over Gamecocks By MICHELLE LEE THOMPSON Daily Sports Writer Senior - n. One who is older, of igher rank, in one's last year of col- fege. , In other words, persons w...…
…8 - The Michigan Daily -- SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 Cowboys set up NFC title game showdown . IRVING, Texas (AP) - No sur- prise. It's the defending champion Dallas Cowboys against the San Fran- cisco 49ers in the NFC title game for the third consecutive year-just like everyone predicted in August. The Cowboys, despite losing All- Pro running back Emmitt Smith to a hamstring injury formost of the game, gave rookie coach Barry Sw...…
…Airn One hundred four years of editorial freedom Vo, CV, No. .e . ti Jarty leaders vow to work together Rape suspect bound over on robbery charge In first formal meeting, Clinton says he Is ready to cooperate with GOP Los Angeles Times WASHINGTON -- In an earnest display of good intentions, President Clinton and the new Republican lead- ers of Congress promised yesterday to try to work together for the com- mon good - and then reaffirmed t...…
…2 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 CONGRESS Continued from page 1. At the hourlong meeting in the White House Cabinet Room, Clinton told the Republican and Democratic congressional leaders he wants to meet with them more regularly from now on, to see whether bipartisan efforts really are possible. Clinton applauded the House for its votes Wednesday on a series of internal reforms proposed by Gingrich, including a rule requiring ...…
… The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6. 1995 - 3 Special Report: THE RESHAPING OF GOVERNMENT Changes abound with GOP in power 'Contract' legislation focuses debate on role of government By DAVID SHEPARDSON Daily News Editor Across the nation, from school boards to the statehouses, city councils to Congress, mad-as- hell voters thundered an angry message in No- vember, kicking out the Democrats en masse and de- manding a smaller and les...…
…4 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 E tgttn ttt1g h~e V :] I1 1 Vj 'Higher education is not like a factory. You can't rearrange machinery and get a 10-percent increase in productivity.' -University Provost and Executive Vice President for Academic Affairs Gilbert R. Whitaker Jr., on MSU's pledge not to raise tuition beyond the rate of inflation 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of...…
…T The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 -5 *Postal rate increase causes long lines, stamp shortages BY SPENCER DICKINSON Daily Staff Reporter Tuesday marked the date of the controversial increase in the price of a postage stamp from 29 to 32 cents. This price increase created chaos at post offices around the country as millions attempted to purchase new 32-cent stamps as well as 3-cent stamps to use with their old ones. Ann Arbor exp...…
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…The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 -7 CHILD CARE IN my home. 281m. children, SEEKING PHD STUDENTS to teach, live SPRING BREAK - Nassau/Paradise Island, ERIC'S SPORTS: Team uniforms and shoes FEMALE ROOMATE wanted to share 1g. 2 CHILD C dayRme Dd a the Pilot Program for 95-96 Cancun and Jamaica from $299. Air, hotel, for all indoor sports. 2 blocks off State Street. bedroom, 2 bath. apartment w/ U-M grad. CHILD CARE WANTED For 5 and ...…
… RTS 9 'I.Q.' has By SARAH STEWART After a flawless performance in "The Shawshank Redemption," Tim Robbins should be one of the most sought-after actors in Hollywood. With his tall stature and understated attractiveness, he exudes intensity, charm and intelligence even under the torturous conditions ofShawshank a heart but no brain Directed by Fred Schepisi with Tim Robbins and Meg Ryan Catherine Boyd (Meg Ryan), an el- egant mathematicia...…
…mre iiici gdii LadIy - riluy, Jdama y U, iasz - Z Sweet Honey makes music for all ears Steve Martin evidently forgot to use either of his two brains in "Mixed Nuts." Steve Martin s 'Mixed Nuts' is nuttin' to write home about By FRED RICE The name Nora Ephron attached to any film is supposed to assure movie-goers that they are about to see something enjoyable, well-writ- ten and well worth their money; E hron wrote the thoughtful and 9ty sc...…
… Hockey vs. Team Canada Tomorrow, 7 p.m. Yost Ice Arena Si S Basketball vs. Penn State Sunday, 2 p.m.(Raycom) State College Blue reaches for two in a row Wolverines meet Lions in second Big Ten contest. By SCOTT BURTON Daily Basketball Writer Penn State, entering its third season in the Big Ten, was supposed to be the conference doormat as they adjusted to an increased level of competition. But someone forgot to inform the Nittany Lions. ...…
…The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 - 11 ,Women cagers to battle Spartans, Wildcats By RAVI GOPAL Daily Basketball Writer This weekend, the Michigan women's basketball team will face two teams that are direct opposites of each other in terms of experience. Wichigan State and Northwestern will play the Wolverines today and Sunday, respectively. The Wolverines' (0-2 Big Ten, 5-7 overall) opponent tonight, the Spartans (0-1, 6-4), are ...…
…12 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 I U.S. moves toward more open. relationship with North Korea e Los Angeles Times WASHINGTON - The Clinton administration declared yesterday that North Korea has complied with the initial provisions of the framework nuclear accord signed by the two gov- ernments in October, and said the United States is now ready to begin fulfilling its part of the bargain. The Pentagon disclosed plans to se...…
…12 * 4&g4br *rni One hundred four years of editorial freedom U' chief academic officer to vacate post at summer's end By RONNIE GLASSBERG Daily Staff Reporter The University's chief academic officer, Gilbert R. Whitaker Jr., will step down when his current five-year term ends in August. "A shorter period didn't seem to serve the needs of the University, so it was sort of five more or none," said Whitaker, who will not *seek a second terrm ...…
…2 - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995 Provost says 'it was time'to depart after 5 years 9 PROVOST Continued from page you don't always make friends." The University will search nation- wide to choose a person to fill its sec- ond-rankingposition, Duderstadt said. "We will look nationally. I think we have to do that," Duderstadt said. "It is absolutely essential that that pool has strong women and minority candi- dates." But du...…
…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995 - 3 .'U' establishes corporation to form health-care alliances By RONNIE GLASSBERG Daily Staff Reporter With health care delivery moving toward managed-care systems, the University has taken steps to keep pace by forming a health dare subsidiary corporation. "What you have before you, in my per- spective, is the platform for future change," said John Forsyth, executive director of the Universit...…
…4 - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995 a " 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan Jessie Halladay Editor in Chief Samuel Goodstein Flint Wainess lP' tonal Page Editors Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of a majority of the Daily's editorial board. All other articles, letters, and cartoons do not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Michigan D...…
… RTS 'Ready' doesn't wear well Altman's latest film is the emperor's new clothes By SARAH STEWART In 1993, Robert Altman turned 22 char ac lers, several distinct storylines and a climactic earthquake into "Short Cuts," a maze of a film as Directed by Robert Altman with Tim Robbins and Sophia Loren. Wear" is a discombobulated series of undeveloped storylines and charac- ters that lacks virtually everything except an abundance of runway mod-...…
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…S 0 r a r'W.J V i I *Victory 1s no consolation after subpar .8-4 season S AN DIEGO - Here's what this football game means to this city: The Holiday Bowl parade made the front page of the San Diego Union-Tribune. The game itself chewed up a large portion of the sports section. Billboards around the city advertised the game, which was *early sold out. Clearly, this Holiday Bowl business is a big deal in San Diego. Yeah, well, some people mad...…
…2 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 Here arethe final top 25 teams in the, football for the 1994 season. Associated Press college Team 1. Nebraska 2. Penn State 3. Colorado 4. Florida State 5. Alabama 6. Miami 7. Florida 8. Texas A&M 9. Auburn 10. Utah 11. Oregon 12. Michigan 13. Southern California 14. Ohio State 15. Virginia 16. Colorado State 17. North Carolina State 18. Brigham Young 19. Kansas State 2...…
…The Michigan Daily - SPRTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 - 3 Jackson The former Wisconsin coach talks about * the difficulties of starting a new team 1'BRETT FORREST At the age of 38, and after being associated with professional basket- ballforonlyfive seasons, Stu Jackson was tabbed by the Vancouver Griz- zlies, one of the NBA 's two new ex- pansion franchises, to be their Vice President of Basketball Operations and General Manager. ...…
…4 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 pm 2/ M I C I I 0 A H 24 GAME STATISTICS PASSING Player C-A Yds Collins 14-24162 Totals 14-24 162 RUSHING Player Att Yds Avg Wheatley16 80 5.0 Bi'tuka 9 70 7.8 Davis 1 13 13 Howard 3 9 3.0 Hayes 1 8 8.0 Collins 6 (-)3(-).5 TD 2 2 Lg 36 27 13 11 8 15 Int 3 3 TD 1 0 0 0 0 0 Totals 37 179 4.8 36 1 RECEIVING 'M' defe Aggressive effou By CHADTA Daily Fo t SAN DIEGO ...…
