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JR 11, 1919.
VITH YOU
as a Michigan man
tion? Or are you a
becauthe eem inadequate for appreciation. Per-
haps they, too, are acting a part; perhaps they have
ability to compete with you in those "better" things.
Doubtless you will .find 'yourself more popular
-among the weeds than perched frowningly near a
wall. So, the eternal recompense will revert to your-
self, and you will get something as good as you give.
Don't be a wall flower.' It is selfishness.
Sir G. H. Barclay, the British diplomat, was re-
cently divorced. If these. trained diplomats can't
placate their.wives ,vhat hope is there for the rest
'of us common mortals?
There should be no difficulty in enrolling the
needed number for the R. O. T. C. now that the
organization is open to practically the entire student
body.
.If military discipline has taught us anything, at
all, we should realize the obligation to fill out those
military service blanks and return them at once.
Audiences in Chinese "movies" do not pay ad-
mission until they see the beginning of the film.
Serials' ought to be popular over there.
Our idea of speaking in generalities is an article
trying to: explain how the football catastrophe
happened.
No 'one will deny that the $o,ooo silk robbery n
broad daylight in, New York was pretty "smooth."
How many Red Cross Christmas seals have you
bought so far?
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F Ie
Futurisic iction
(B.y ReneCazanne of the Parsisian Beax Arts)
'Icy sidewalk ***** cold wind blowing ********
ltaderr sky **** Flander's delivery automobile ****
prring of engine ***** driver steps out *
flashing of feet ***** skids on ear *****r
"Dahlia golden rod sweet pea nasturtium holly-
hock geranium rnorning gory Hallelujah! ! ! ! "
Snow brushed off ***** red face ***** slapping of
mitten ****** limp in left knee * frosty breath
* ** ** *
"Magnolia -night bloomingsereus clematis dande-
lion violet fiasy verbena rose lily of the valley! I !"'
Policeman ***** uncertainty,*** egg an over-
coat ** ** listens ***** open mouthed * b****big
club *****
"'Trailing arbutus golden glow batchelor button
hyacinth shooting star orchid sweet little butter-
,!
"Say, whazzamatter with you?"
"Nothing. Slipped and ..early broke my knee
and-and-and I'm Saying It with Flowers."
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Ye Editor' Loses the Payroll
LOST-Ninety cents in change somewhere along
Main street. Finder please retdrn to this office.-
Lapeer Times..
Wheezes of Yester-Year
"What. are you playing?"
"Chopin's funeral march."
What key is it written in?"
"Skeleton key, of course."
(Haw Haw)
Dear Louis :-
For the past three years I have been troubled by
red ants. What can I'do to get rid of them?
Anxious Housewife.
Paint 'em blue.
Our Daily Novelette
Bassanio sprinkled his brow with lavender water.
(Local color.) With a sweep of his hand he or-
dered' the gondola parked in front of Shylock's
royal palace. Broke again.
Shylock was in his office ragging the scale with a
voice of high interest. (Awful.) Three thousand
ducats swam in the canal below.
"You called me fish on Friday last, you-" Shy-
lock stopped. Who wouldn't.
"Shylock, I am here' for a small loan. Just $25.
You see I have to take 'a guest out to dinner this
evening," the noble Venetian purled.
"Chorus lady ?" asked the Merchant of Venice.
"Sir, you forget that I was married. Didn't you
read the last act? Portia, my wife, is to be my'
guest."
Shylock yawned. "It's simple, just your wife.
Here's 40 cents. Take her over to Tuttle's."
ALCOHOL FOR CARS.-Liberty street garage
sign.
"Backward, O' backward, 0' Time in your flight,
Make me a flivver just for tonight."
Sir Dancelot.-
DETROIt UNiTED LINES
(Oct. 26, 1919)
Between' Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:io a.
m., and hourly to 9:zo p. ni.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars- 8:48
'a. in.; and _*very hour to 9:4&;P. _im. (Ex-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6 :os a. in.,9 9 oa.
zn. and every tw o hours to 9:o5 p. ni., o : so
p. M. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., 1:10
a. ih., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti.
Ypsilanti) .
Local Cars West Bound-7:48 .a. i. and
12:2o a. m.
The Michjgani
Easily the best eve
edition - 75 cents
WAHR'S
amurnrnrrunn n nniiniiin lnurri mu
PRESIDENT HUTCHINS FAVORS
TRANSPORTATWON PLAN
President Harry B. Hutchins an-
nounces that he heartily endorses the
plan contained in the following let-
ter which he received yesterday:
At the close of school for Holiday
-Vacation te filities at the Michi-
gan Central Ticket OefiYce and baggage
room will be taxed to the limit, ow-
ing to the fact that the majority of
students wait until they are ready to
leave for home before purchasing
railroad, sleeping and parlor car tick-
ets and also to check their baggae.
To relieve the situation and to
make it was pleasant as possible for
the students the Michigan Central has
arranged to sell tickets and check bag-
gage In advance of the date of depart-
ure. Students can purchase tickets,
arrange for sleeping car berths and
check their baggage at their conven-
fence.. Baggage will then be, at des-
tination when passenger reaches
home. Tickets will be dated for the
day that students intend to leave and
it will not be necessary to stand in
line at Ticket Office or baggage room
when they are ready 'to take :train.
Yours truly,
J. W. SWITZER.
MIMES DECIDE TO COMMENCE
WORK ON 1921 OPERA, BOOK
At a 'meeting of the Mimes held last
night at the Union it was decided to
start work immediately on the 1921
opera. All men who want to try writ-
ing a 'book for this opera should get
in touch immediately with William
Leitzinger, '20, or C. S. Shumaker, '20.
If you aren't satisfied, we can't be.
We make "Portraits that Please" you
at Derr Studio.-Adv.
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NARCISSUS
FOR CHRISTMAS at
ANN ARBOR CHOP SUE!Y
Excellent' CHOP SUEY from
11:80 a. m. to midnight
Steaks and Chops ,314 S. State
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SUGAR BOWL
The Home Manufacturing =
House, All. Candies made =
in our kitchen. Fancy boxes
in large and small sizes.
109 S. MAIN ST. _
'Lutheran Students
INFORMAL
PARTY
J. L CH.
For Reliability
118 S. Main
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BU
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Tuttle's
GRAHAM'S
Lunches
Nunnally's
Candy
Maynard St
Branch Ni
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LANE HALL
Friday, December 12
to loudly
prowess
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Music
Games
Eats
Suits
men and women
zed Michigan and
want of a single
o often, look over
r
which boasts
the most sen-
on her name or her
tudents within her
on as her greatest
,"I'll take my hat off to 26 boys
in one fraternity, who bought'
my football picture. You follow
suit."
DR. TOM LOVELL.
Dr. Tom Lovell's Picture Is on
sale at Walir's, Sugden's and
Cushltg's. Price 10c.
t Trubey's.
Dinners. Lunches Con
Ice Cream, Delicipus
We Make our own Cr
Orders solicited from Fratei
Sororities: 218 S. Main ]
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and
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:h. she
is obligation does.not end with graduation. But
of the undergraduate body must natural y fall
nost active work. We are in the midst of all that
ichigan and when we leave for hore, the true
'of Michigan must accompany us. It must be
sled to those, especially, who are looking. for-
to a university career that they might take
ntage of the benefits we have known. By so
ding the name of Michigan we are not only
ng the University but are also performing a
service'for these men and women themselves.'
len you go home for the Christmas holidays,
Michigan with you!
WALL FLOWERS
all flowers seem to be increasingly unpopular.
aps it is the.hurried informality of American
hat makes this the case. At any rate, we are
e to feel that people who live lives of stiff bore-
would be better out of the way entirely.
the wall flower "blushed, alone, unseen," we
1 not mind him so much, but he is usually
I up where all passers behold him and suffer
mosphere of discomfort themselves. Thus he
fish and obnoxious and generally disagreeable.
ere is little excuse for being a wall flower t6-
If one cannot get- in the swim one can talk
chaperon or chum with the janitor. All humor
there are manifold ways of making impres-
of making other people at ease and happy, of
I
AR Y--Piof. lttenthal's
DANCING SCHOOL
Friday Evening, 7 to 8:80
Beginners' class now starting
and also advanced class. Attend
now, don't wait, class growing
rapidly. People learn where to
go to learn the new dances.
quick, and also enjoying a very
pleasant evening with the popu-
lar music. If- you are a good
dancer you get popular. If you
come once you are convinced. I
guarantee service. I want 50.
more Ladies to Join the class to
dance with the Gentlemen. Spe-
cial to Ladies, 8 lessons $3.00;
single. lesson. 50c.
For Traveling.Anywhere Anytime
YOU WILL ENJOY USINGTHE
A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They
come in'denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed
by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification.
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FARMERS & MECHANICS BANK
101-105:SOUTH MAIN STREET 330 SOUTH STATE STREET
I (Nickels Arcade)
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I NOW, MANY PEOPLE DO YOU S[ND CANDY T
mit
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~ Do you remember when box of eats came from home, how the whole
bunch pitched in, and how you considered yourself lucky if you got any for-
yourself?
And do you realize that'when you send candy to a friend quite often the
same thing happens-you're treating your friend, and your friend's friends?
Good candies are scarte this yeaY, and if you
want to be sure of that threeeor five pound box, order
it now. We'll' hold it for you till Christmas.
They're those Allen Qijalley Candies you know.
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Famous Closing Lines
"This is soft," said Belinda 'as she
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fell into the