AN DAILY during the Univer. Publications. D PRESS ted to the use for :it or not otherwise lished therein. Michigan, as second vely enl edited ews pu Arbor r or mal, $ 3.30. Press building, Maynard street. 0; Editorial. 2414. to exceed 30o words, if signed, the sig. appear in print but as an evidence of is will be published in The Daily *t the if left at or mailed to The Dai office. will receive no consideration.,No man. unless the writer incloses postage. necessarily endorse the sentiments ex- tions. ..4......Managing Editor Lone 2414 or 1016 .. Business Manager hone 96o or 2738 .....Asst.Managing Editor .~City Editor .Sports FEditor .Women'sEditor . ...Telegraph Editor TORIAL BOARD~ H. Hardy Heth ...--- - - -A dvertising M anager u.... e Manager . Office Manager .Publication Manager .Circulation Manager ...........Subscription Manager ..Guillotine .~Music .E.iterary ... ... ... ... ... ... . Ixcbha ge .......... ...Efficiency Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor EDITORS B: Campbell akin 4e Dorothy Monfort rrobleski Miunie Muskatt amport Robert C. Angell :Gurk R~obert D. Sage Biethan Thomas J. Whinery SS STAFF arnum D. P. Joyce )mquist Robt. Somerville Newton Arthur IT,. Glazer Hill F. M. Heath information concerning news for e the isan eeditnr whn han full as "u( :on W. Camp- hursday Thomas p t JR 11, 1919. VITH YOU as a Michigan man tion? Or are you a becauthe eem inadequate for appreciation. Per- haps they, too, are acting a part; perhaps they have ability to compete with you in those "better" things. Doubtless you will .find 'yourself more popular -among the weeds than perched frowningly near a wall. So, the eternal recompense will revert to your- self, and you will get something as good as you give. Don't be a wall flower.' It is selfishness. Sir G. H. Barclay, the British diplomat, was re- cently divorced. If these. trained diplomats can't placate their.wives ,vhat hope is there for the rest 'of us common mortals? There should be no difficulty in enrolling the needed number for the R. O. T. C. now that the organization is open to practically the entire student body. .If military discipline has taught us anything, at all, we should realize the obligation to fill out those military service blanks and return them at once. Audiences in Chinese "movies" do not pay ad- mission until they see the beginning of the film. Serials' ought to be popular over there. Our idea of speaking in generalities is an article trying to: explain how the football catastrophe happened. No 'one will deny that the $o,ooo silk robbery n broad daylight in, New York was pretty "smooth." How many Red Cross Christmas seals have you bought so far? Te Guillotine F Ie Futurisic iction (B.y ReneCazanne of the Parsisian Beax Arts) 'Icy sidewalk ***** cold wind blowing ******** ltaderr sky **** Flander's delivery automobile **** prring of engine ***** driver steps out * flashing of feet ***** skids on ear *****r "Dahlia golden rod sweet pea nasturtium holly- hock geranium rnorning gory Hallelujah! ! ! ! " Snow brushed off ***** red face ***** slapping of mitten ****** limp in left knee * frosty breath * ** ** * "Magnolia -night bloomingsereus clematis dande- lion violet fiasy verbena rose lily of the valley! I !"' Policeman ***** uncertainty,*** egg an over- coat ** ** listens ***** open mouthed * b****big club ***** "'Trailing arbutus golden glow batchelor button hyacinth shooting star orchid sweet little butter- ,! "Say, whazzamatter with you?" "Nothing. Slipped and ..early broke my knee and-and-and I'm Saying It with Flowers." - - Ye Editor' Loses the Payroll LOST-Ninety cents in change somewhere along Main street. Finder please retdrn to this office.- Lapeer Times.. Wheezes of Yester-Year "What. are you playing?" "Chopin's funeral march." What key is it written in?" "Skeleton key, of course." (Haw Haw) Dear Louis :- For the past three years I have been troubled by red ants. What can I'do to get rid of them? Anxious Housewife. Paint 'em blue. Our Daily Novelette Bassanio sprinkled his brow with lavender water. (Local color.) With a sweep of his hand he or- dered' the gondola parked in front of Shylock's royal palace. Broke again. Shylock was in his office ragging the scale with a voice of high interest. (Awful.) Three thousand ducats swam in the canal below. "You called me fish on Friday last, you-" Shy- lock stopped. Who wouldn't. "Shylock, I am here' for a small loan. Just $25. You see I have to take 'a guest out to dinner this evening," the noble Venetian purled. "Chorus lady ?" asked the Merchant of Venice. "Sir, you forget that I was married. Didn't you read the last act? Portia, my wife, is to be my' guest." Shylock yawned. "It's simple, just your wife. Here's 40 cents. Take her over to Tuttle's." ALCOHOL FOR CARS.-Liberty street garage sign. "Backward, O' backward, 0' Time in your flight, Make me a flivver just for tonight." Sir Dancelot.- DETROIt UNiTED LINES (Oct. 26, 1919) Between' Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-6:io a. m., and hourly to 9:zo p. ni. Jackson Limited and Express Cars- 8:48 'a. in.; and _*very hour to 9:4&;P. _im. (Ex- presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound-6 :os a. in.,9 9 oa. zn. and every tw o hours to 9:o5 p. ni., o : so p. M. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., 1:10 a. ih., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Ypsilanti) . Local Cars West Bound-7:48 .a. i. and 12:2o a. m. The Michjgani Easily the best eve edition - 75 cents WAHR'S amurnrnrrunn n nniiniiin lnurri mu PRESIDENT HUTCHINS FAVORS TRANSPORTATWON PLAN President Harry B. Hutchins an- nounces that he heartily endorses the plan contained in the following let- ter which he received yesterday: At the close of school for Holiday -Vacation te filities at the Michi- gan Central Ticket OefiYce and baggage room will be taxed to the limit, ow- ing to the fact that the majority of students wait until they are ready to leave for home before purchasing railroad, sleeping and parlor car tick- ets and also to check their baggae. To relieve the situation and to make it was pleasant as possible for the students the Michigan Central has arranged to sell tickets and check bag- gage In advance of the date of depart- ure. Students can purchase tickets, arrange for sleeping car berths and check their baggage at their conven- fence.. Baggage will then be, at des- tination when passenger reaches home. Tickets will be dated for the day that students intend to leave and it will not be necessary to stand in line at Ticket Office or baggage room when they are ready 'to take :train. Yours truly, J. W. SWITZER. MIMES DECIDE TO COMMENCE WORK ON 1921 OPERA, BOOK At a 'meeting of the Mimes held last night at the Union it was decided to start work immediately on the 1921 opera. All men who want to try writ- ing a 'book for this opera should get in touch immediately with William Leitzinger, '20, or C. S. Shumaker, '20. If you aren't satisfied, we can't be. We make "Portraits that Please" you at Derr Studio.-Adv. r ,: NARCISSUS FOR CHRISTMAS at ANN ARBOR CHOP SUE!Y Excellent' CHOP SUEY from 11:80 a. m. to midnight Steaks and Chops ,314 S. State =IilllllllilllI111111 llillI illllllliitil lili SUGAR BOWL The Home Manufacturing = House, All. Candies made = in our kitchen. Fancy boxes in large and small sizes. 109 S. MAIN ST. _ 'Lutheran Students INFORMAL PARTY J. L CH. For Reliability 118 S. Main *1f BU U Tuttle's GRAHAM'S Lunches Nunnally's Candy Maynard St Branch Ni BOTH ENDS ( DIAGONAL WAL I r, - I s each. ;' x_ UNIVEI LANE HALL Friday, December 12 to loudly prowess me ethics I 4 8 TO ,11 I Music Games Eats Suits men and women zed Michigan and want of a single o often, look over r which boasts the most sen- on her name or her tudents within her on as her greatest ,"I'll take my hat off to 26 boys in one fraternity, who bought' my football picture. You follow suit." DR. TOM LOVELL. Dr. Tom Lovell's Picture Is on sale at Walir's, Sugden's and Cushltg's. Price 10c. t Trubey's. Dinners. Lunches Con Ice Cream, Delicipus We Make our own Cr Orders solicited from Fratei Sororities: 218 S. Main ] k and ,. I 7 ( :h. she is obligation does.not end with graduation. But of the undergraduate body must natural y fall nost active work. We are in the midst of all that ichigan and when we leave for hore, the true 'of Michigan must accompany us. It must be sled to those, especially, who are looking. for- to a university career that they might take ntage of the benefits we have known. By so ding the name of Michigan we are not only ng the University but are also performing a service'for these men and women themselves.' len you go home for the Christmas holidays, Michigan with you! WALL FLOWERS all flowers seem to be increasingly unpopular. aps it is the.hurried informality of American hat makes this the case. At any rate, we are e to feel that people who live lives of stiff bore- would be better out of the way entirely. the wall flower "blushed, alone, unseen," we 1 not mind him so much, but he is usually I up where all passers behold him and suffer mosphere of discomfort themselves. Thus he fish and obnoxious and generally disagreeable. ere is little excuse for being a wall flower t6- If one cannot get- in the swim one can talk chaperon or chum with the janitor. All humor there are manifold ways of making impres- of making other people at ease and happy, of I AR Y--Piof. lttenthal's DANCING SCHOOL Friday Evening, 7 to 8:80 Beginners' class now starting and also advanced class. Attend now, don't wait, class growing rapidly. People learn where to go to learn the new dances. quick, and also enjoying a very pleasant evening with the popu- lar music. If- you are a good dancer you get popular. If you come once you are convinced. I guarantee service. I want 50. more Ladies to Join the class to dance with the Gentlemen. Spe- cial to Ladies, 8 lessons $3.00; single. lesson. 50c. For Traveling.Anywhere Anytime YOU WILL ENJOY USINGTHE A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in'denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. I I - ASK US- i t FARMERS & MECHANICS BANK 101-105:SOUTH MAIN STREET 330 SOUTH STATE STREET I (Nickels Arcade) !'' I NOW, MANY PEOPLE DO YOU S[ND CANDY T mit i ~ Do you remember when box of eats came from home, how the whole bunch pitched in, and how you considered yourself lucky if you got any for- yourself? And do you realize that'when you send candy to a friend quite often the same thing happens-you're treating your friend, and your friend's friends? Good candies are scarte this yeaY, and if you want to be sure of that threeeor five pound box, order it now. We'll' hold it for you till Christmas. They're those Allen Qijalley Candies you know. -i E f ~ . to re- Famous Closing Lines "This is soft," said Belinda 'as she '11 fell into the