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EDITORIAL STAFF
arence Roeser ..........Managing Editor
The Guillotine
Those Ann Arbor Sidewalks
(A 'Frothful Apology to the Old Oaken
Bucket)
How dear to my heart are the walks
of Ann Arbor
Extending all over the campus and
town,
With snow, slush and ice they are -al-
ways found covered
In order to make the young student
'all dowi.
We slipped there and stumbled, and
backward we tumbled
And fractured the walk with the back
of our head,
We cussed then, we swore then, we
let a roar then
And wished that the
walks were dead.
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C. L. Jackson.............City
rry M. Carey.............News
"uce Millar..... .......Telegraph
lton Marx.. ........Associate
omas F. McAllister......Feature
vid B. Landis............Sport
rguerite Clark..........Women's
rtha Guernsey...,....... Women's
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CHORUS
The ice covered sidewalks,
The slush (looded sidewalks,
The snow crusted sidewalks
Of Ann Arbor town.
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es R. Osius, Jr..........State
K. hlbert..........Efficiency
rick L. Kimball....E.a. Guillotine
A. Shinkman.. ....Dramatic'
Dailey............ Exchange
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ISSUE E4DITORS
rbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber
naud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice
lliam Clarkson E. D. Flintermann
ugh 1V. Hitchcock J. P. Hart/
R1 PORTERS
arie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman
na Apel Robert F. -Swart
comas I. Adams John e. Manis
chard D. Marshall C. H. Murchison
ne Ellis Mary D. Lane
C. S. Baxter
BUSINESS STAFF
rold Makinson . ....Business Manager.
There's a place near U-hall that is
famous in story
Because of the Profs. that have struck
the iced spot,
By a rapid descent they have fallen
from glory
Filling the air with some words that
are hot,
With books' scattered round there
some grave Prof. is found there
Wishing that springtime(?) had ne'er
reached this town,
Then he hies to his classes, makes
sure no one passes
And thus gets revenge for his last
falling down.
The fall of Jericho had nothing on
us yesterday afternoon.
Said she, smiling so bright
As she laid it over the back of the
chair
And retired for the rest of the night.
"New Garbage Fight Started in
Staten Island."-New York Evening
Mail.
Whew! Why don't they stick to
mere childish, tame mud slinging?
Heard at the Union
She-I'm so thirsty. Would it be
too much trouble for you to get me
a glass of water?
He-Certainly not (departs and re-
turns with water).
She (after drinking)-Oh, thank you
so much. You are very obliging.
He-Oh, that's nothing. I'm used
to it. When I was a boy I used to
get Into the circus by carrying water
for the elephant.
Hold Me Firmly Lest I Sip, Chester
Couldn't you call that new dance the
Ann Arbor Press?
For Thursday's pillar of jocularity
we have secured a delightful little par-
ody entitled "Just for You," written
by one of Ann Arbor's fairest and
sprightliest songsters. Watch for it,
dear reader.
Famous Closing Lines
'I can't register that," said the
movie actress as she stamped her foot
with anger.
LOUIS XVI.
SUMMER SESSION CATALOGUE
FORWARDED TO RELIEF BUREAU
Upon the request of Regent Junius
E. Beal, who is now in New York
City, Dean Edward H. Kraus, of the
summer session, is sending a number
of the new summer session announce-
ments to the Michigan bureau of mil-
itary relief in New York City.
The bureau, which is being main-
tained by the Michigan war prepared-
ness board, is the headquarters for all
returning Michigan state troops who
pass through that city. As many form-
er University students are among
them, these summer session an-
nouncements are intended to give in-
formation to those who expect to re-
turn to the University.
WAR GREAT INSPIRATION FOR
ALL THEATRICAL PRODUCTIONS
According to W. A. Brady, producer,
the world war will furnish the theme
and inspiration for theatrical produc-
tions on both the speaking and mov-
ing picture stages for several years to
come. He declares that there is still
a wonderful fund of material on hand
and that the theatergoing public is far
from tired of war plays and pictures.
"'THEOPERA OF OPERASd
No More Beard
For Senior Mredic
With the advent of safety razors
and other appliances essential to fac-
ial beautification, retrogression has set
in among the senior medics. No longer
do the medicine men in the last se-
mester of their residence at the Uni-
versity grow luxuriant beards as they,
shun the shops where.white-aproned
cut-throats dexterously apply the'
shears and razor.
No one seems to know why the
doctors have abandoned the practice
started by one of their own number
in 1906, but "The Rise and Fall of the
Moustache" has indeed been enacted
in University life.
The most successful time in the his-
tory of the medics' facial foliage dates
shortly after the inception of the
idea. In 1908 the seniors were so well
disguised that it was a very difficult
matter to select the handsomest man
in the class of '081V Economic ef-
fects of the agricultural experiment
were also visible in the falling off of
trade at campus barber shops.
don't stop short of the
"Standard" It positively has no equal-All sizes,
and everyone guaranteed.
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BOOKSTORE
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For Traveling Anywhere Anytime
You will enjoy using the
A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They
come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed
by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification.
ASK US
Farmers & Mechanics Bank
101-105 $. Main 330 S. State St.
Nickels Arcade)
When purchasing a
HOSPITAL ATTENDANCE
GREATER IN
MARCH
Loose Leaf Note Book
Acording to figures compiled by the
University health service the number
of dispensary calls during the last
month and January are nearly the
same there being 1,064 in January and
1,051 during February. Eye testing
has, however, taken a large jump
from nine in January to 26 during
February.
The number of hospital patients
also increased from 29 to 45. March
looks like a record month.
Always-Daily service-Aways
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anes L. Abele.....Asst. Business
Grand A. Gaines ... Asst. Business
m. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business
m. A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business
mald A. Major. ....Asst. Business
mnnell R. Schoffner. .Asst. Business
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SENIOR STAFF
Mark B. Covell Edward Priels, Jr.
"obert .R. MKean Henry Whiting I
George A. Cadwell
JUNIOR STAFF
Curt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum
Hlarold: P. Lindsay Duane Miller
Maynardi A Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr.
R. A. Sullivan
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12, 1919.
Issue Editor-William S. Clarkson.
MICHIGAN'S SOLDIER MEMORIAL
What kind of memorial is Michigan
going to erect for her soldier sons
who died in the war? What sort of
monument will be built to commem-
orate the achievement of those who
gave their lives that "that nation
might live?"
That some testimonial be erected is
unquestioned, but as to the form it
will take, much difference of opin-
ion is bound to be expressed. It is
not a question to be settled without
much thought, both on the part of
the campus and on the part of the
alumni who will be called upon to
furnish the greater share of the mem-
orial fund, should the subscription
method be followed.
Suggestions entertained . by other
universities include the building of a
university theater, of a companile
with chimes and a bronze tablet bear-
ing the names of the soldier dead, of a
hospital, or of any building that could,
suitably be dedicated. Of these var-
ious suggestions, the campanile or the
campus theater would probably be
most desirable for Michigan.
Whatever form the memorial shall
take, it should represent Michigan at
her best, and it should be as beautiful
and as lasting a tribute as the lives
of the men for whom it will stand.
YOU 'KNOW HIM
Among the various types seen on
the campus, we have the student who
always puts his feet on the seat
ahead of him. Hee is very careful as
to the position of these feet-they are
generally securely reposing on the
coat-tails of the one in front.
There are several reasons that may
be advanced for ,this phenomenon.
The student may be tired, and this is
his way of resting his feet. Or he may
be simply vicious, delighting in annoy-
ing others. The most plausible ex-
planation is that he is an agent for
some clothes-cleaning company, and
is doing his best to earn his salary.
The Bolsheviki are buying cats for
$3 a piece. Medical students in this
country will now have to use some
other animal for experiments.
, Ford will soon start his plans for
his new car. Will we have another
complete line of Ford jokes, now?
New York taboos all German operas.
What will we do for our wedding
marches?
Today the Senior Engineer want-
ed to know if Minie Ball was a Civil
War belle.
Why Signor Calvi Chased the Editor
Down Main Street
(From the Neenah, Wis., Times and
B. L. T.)
The write-up was all right and
praised the artist to the skies for his
wonderful work as truly he is one of
the greatest if not the greatest ever
heard in this vicinity, but in some
manner in the line "None of the num-
bers were too hard for him to play"
an "i" got into, the word "none" in-
stead of an "o,' which made the sen-
tence read "nine of the numbers were
too hard for him to play.'
"Sleeping Sickness Is Found Only
in Africa"--Dean Vaughan in Tues-
day's Daily. Evidently he has never
visited some of the lecture courses
we know of.
Asleep at the Switch
"Only a lock o#. auburn hair,"
Horace sighed, his heart aglow
With burning love for the damsel fair
Who turned and watched him go.
The World War and Its
Consequences.
By WILLIAM HERBERT HOBBS
Charles W. Graham
Successor to Sheehan & Co.
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DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(October 27, 1018)
(Eastern Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7 -0 a.
m., and hourly to 9:rop . m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 'P.m. (Ex.
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)'
Local Cars East Bound-6S:oo a. in., and
every two hours to 9:o5 p. m., 1o:so p. m,
To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., :2o .A. M.
S:xo a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti
Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. n:., to
12:20 a. m.
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WHEN you buy a pipe bearing the
WW D C trade-mark, you have the
satisfaction of knowing that your money
could not have bought a better pipe. The
W D C is strictly American made. You can
choose among a multitude of styles, sizes and
grades at the best shops-$6 down to 75 cents.
WM. DEMUTH & CO., New York
& World's Largest Pipe Manufacturer
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314 s. State St.
Ann Arbot
It's time to trade in
your old Kodak for
a better one. It will
cost you more later
Courteous and satisfactory
TREATMENT to every custom-
er, whether the account be large
or small.
The Ann Arbor Savings Bank
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00
Resources .........$4,000,000.00
Northwest Cor. Main & Huron.
707 North University Ave.
on.
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Look at the lines of this one. They
flow, a delight to the eye, from the rich
brown of the genuine French Briarbowl,
throughthe sterling sheen of thefring,to
the let black lustre of the vulcanite bit.
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