THE MICHIGAN DAILY WEDNESDAY, MA «, OWr di4iatt Batid OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday ing the university year by the Board in )ntrol of Student Publications. EMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled. Pthe use for republication of all news dis- tches credited to it or not otherwise credited this paper- and also the local news pub- ;hed herein./ Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, 'chigan, as second class matter. Subscriptions by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices : Ann Arbor' Press Building. Phones: Business. 96o; sUditorial,2414. Communications not .to exceed 3os words, signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- ar in print, but as an evidence of faith, and )toes of events will be published in The aily at the discretion of theb ditor, if left or mailed to the office. Unsigned communications will receive no nsideration. No manuscript will . be re- red unless the writer -incloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the ntiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF arence Roeser ..........Managing Editor The Guillotine Those Ann Arbor Sidewalks (A 'Frothful Apology to the Old Oaken Bucket) How dear to my heart are the walks of Ann Arbor Extending all over the campus and town, With snow, slush and ice they are -al- ways found covered In order to make the young student 'all dowi. We slipped there and stumbled, and backward we tumbled And fractured the walk with the back of our head, We cussed then, we swore then, we let a roar then And wished that the walks were dead. owners of suchI C. L. Jackson.............City rry M. Carey.............News "uce Millar..... .......Telegraph lton Marx.. ........Associate omas F. McAllister......Feature vid B. Landis............Sport rguerite Clark..........Women's rtha Guernsey...,....... Women's Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor rEditor iEditor iEditor CHORUS The ice covered sidewalks, The slush (looded sidewalks, The snow crusted sidewalks Of Ann Arbor town. ... es R. Osius, Jr..........State K. hlbert..........Efficiency rick L. Kimball....E.a. Guillotine A. Shinkman.. ....Dramatic' Dailey............ Exchange Editor editor editor. editor. editor ISSUE E4DITORS rbert R. Slusser Paul G. Weber naud Sherwood Edgar L. Rice lliam Clarkson E. D. Flintermann ugh 1V. Hitchcock J. P. Hart/ R1 PORTERS arie Crozier Muriel E. Bauman na Apel Robert F. -Swart comas I. Adams John e. Manis chard D. Marshall C. H. Murchison ne Ellis Mary D. Lane C. S. Baxter BUSINESS STAFF rold Makinson . ....Business Manager. There's a place near U-hall that is famous in story Because of the Profs. that have struck the iced spot, By a rapid descent they have fallen from glory Filling the air with some words that are hot, With books' scattered round there some grave Prof. is found there Wishing that springtime(?) had ne'er reached this town, Then he hies to his classes, makes sure no one passes And thus gets revenge for his last falling down. The fall of Jericho had nothing on us yesterday afternoon. Said she, smiling so bright As she laid it over the back of the chair And retired for the rest of the night. "New Garbage Fight Started in Staten Island."-New York Evening Mail. Whew! Why don't they stick to mere childish, tame mud slinging? Heard at the Union She-I'm so thirsty. Would it be too much trouble for you to get me a glass of water? He-Certainly not (departs and re- turns with water). She (after drinking)-Oh, thank you so much. You are very obliging. He-Oh, that's nothing. I'm used to it. When I was a boy I used to get Into the circus by carrying water for the elephant. Hold Me Firmly Lest I Sip, Chester Couldn't you call that new dance the Ann Arbor Press? For Thursday's pillar of jocularity we have secured a delightful little par- ody entitled "Just for You," written by one of Ann Arbor's fairest and sprightliest songsters. Watch for it, dear reader. Famous Closing Lines 'I can't register that," said the movie actress as she stamped her foot with anger. LOUIS XVI. SUMMER SESSION CATALOGUE FORWARDED TO RELIEF BUREAU Upon the request of Regent Junius E. Beal, who is now in New York City, Dean Edward H. Kraus, of the summer session, is sending a number of the new summer session announce- ments to the Michigan bureau of mil- itary relief in New York City. The bureau, which is being main- tained by the Michigan war prepared- ness board, is the headquarters for all returning Michigan state troops who pass through that city. As many form- er University students are among them, these summer session an- nouncements are intended to give in- formation to those who expect to re- turn to the University. WAR GREAT INSPIRATION FOR ALL THEATRICAL PRODUCTIONS According to W. A. Brady, producer, the world war will furnish the theme and inspiration for theatrical produc- tions on both the speaking and mov- ing picture stages for several years to come. He declares that there is still a wonderful fund of material on hand and that the theatergoing public is far from tired of war plays and pictures. "'THEOPERA OF OPERASd No More Beard For Senior Mredic With the advent of safety razors and other appliances essential to fac- ial beautification, retrogression has set in among the senior medics. No longer do the medicine men in the last se- mester of their residence at the Uni- versity grow luxuriant beards as they, shun the shops where.white-aproned cut-throats dexterously apply the' shears and razor. No one seems to know why the doctors have abandoned the practice started by one of their own number in 1906, but "The Rise and Fall of the Moustache" has indeed been enacted in University life. The most successful time in the his- tory of the medics' facial foliage dates shortly after the inception of the idea. In 1908 the seniors were so well disguised that it was a very difficult matter to select the handsomest man in the class of '081V Economic ef- fects of the agricultural experiment were also visible in the falling off of trade at campus barber shops. don't stop short of the "Standard" It positively has no equal-All sizes, and everyone guaranteed. WAHR'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE THE "STANDARD Stands Alone I For Traveling Anywhere Anytime You will enjoy using the A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. ASK US Farmers & Mechanics Bank 101-105 $. Main 330 S. State St. Nickels Arcade) When purchasing a HOSPITAL ATTENDANCE GREATER IN MARCH Loose Leaf Note Book Acording to figures compiled by the University health service the number of dispensary calls during the last month and January are nearly the same there being 1,064 in January and 1,051 during February. Eye testing has, however, taken a large jump from nine in January to 26 during February. The number of hospital patients also increased from 29 to 45. March looks like a record month. Always-Daily service-Aways "Don't Change Your Husband" anes L. Abele.....Asst. Business Grand A. Gaines ... Asst. Business m. M. LeFevre....Asst. Business m. A. Leitzinger...Asst. Business mald A. Major. ....Asst. Business mnnell R. Schoffner. .Asst. Business Manager Manager Manager Manager Manager Manager SENIOR STAFF Mark B. Covell Edward Priels, Jr. "obert .R. MKean Henry Whiting I George A. Cadwell JUNIOR STAFF Curt P. Schneider Isabelle Farnum Hlarold: P. Lindsay Duane Miller Maynardi A Newton Geo. R. Strimbeck, Jr. R. A. Sullivan WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12, 1919. Issue Editor-William S. Clarkson. MICHIGAN'S SOLDIER MEMORIAL What kind of memorial is Michigan going to erect for her soldier sons who died in the war? What sort of monument will be built to commem- orate the achievement of those who gave their lives that "that nation might live?" That some testimonial be erected is unquestioned, but as to the form it will take, much difference of opin- ion is bound to be expressed. It is not a question to be settled without much thought, both on the part of the campus and on the part of the alumni who will be called upon to furnish the greater share of the mem- orial fund, should the subscription method be followed. Suggestions entertained . by other universities include the building of a university theater, of a companile with chimes and a bronze tablet bear- ing the names of the soldier dead, of a hospital, or of any building that could, suitably be dedicated. Of these var- ious suggestions, the campanile or the campus theater would probably be most desirable for Michigan. Whatever form the memorial shall take, it should represent Michigan at her best, and it should be as beautiful and as lasting a tribute as the lives of the men for whom it will stand. YOU 'KNOW HIM Among the various types seen on the campus, we have the student who always puts his feet on the seat ahead of him. Hee is very careful as to the position of these feet-they are generally securely reposing on the coat-tails of the one in front. There are several reasons that may be advanced for ,this phenomenon. The student may be tired, and this is his way of resting his feet. Or he may be simply vicious, delighting in annoy- ing others. The most plausible ex- planation is that he is an agent for some clothes-cleaning company, and is doing his best to earn his salary. The Bolsheviki are buying cats for $3 a piece. Medical students in this country will now have to use some other animal for experiments. , Ford will soon start his plans for his new car. Will we have another complete line of Ford jokes, now? New York taboos all German operas. What will we do for our wedding marches? Today the Senior Engineer want- ed to know if Minie Ball was a Civil War belle. Why Signor Calvi Chased the Editor Down Main Street (From the Neenah, Wis., Times and B. L. T.) The write-up was all right and praised the artist to the skies for his wonderful work as truly he is one of the greatest if not the greatest ever heard in this vicinity, but in some manner in the line "None of the num- bers were too hard for him to play" an "i" got into, the word "none" in- stead of an "o,' which made the sen- tence read "nine of the numbers were too hard for him to play.' "Sleeping Sickness Is Found Only in Africa"--Dean Vaughan in Tues- day's Daily. Evidently he has never visited some of the lecture courses we know of. Asleep at the Switch "Only a lock o#. auburn hair," Horace sighed, his heart aglow With burning love for the damsel fair Who turned and watched him go. The World War and Its Consequences. By WILLIAM HERBERT HOBBS Charles W. 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We buy your discarded suits Cleaning and Pressing at reasonable prices Open 7:30 a. m. to 9 p. m. W. L. SLEDGE, Proprietor The Eborbach & Son Co. 200.204 E. LIBERTY ST. -o s 3 -- 4 Hamilton Business College I I} State and William Sts. DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (October 27, 1018) (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7 -0 a. m., and hourly to 9:rop . m. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-8:48 a. m., and every hour to 9:48 'P.m. (Ex. presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)' Local Cars East Bound-6S:oo a. in., and every two hours to 9:o5 p. m., 1o:so p. m, To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., :2o .A. M. S:xo a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti Local Cars West Bound-7:48 a. n:., to 12:20 a. m. WAI KING LOO Open from 11:30 a. m. to 12:00 p. m. Phone 1620-B Calkins Drug co. "eCome On, Dad" a j WHEN you buy a pipe bearing the WW D C trade-mark, you have the satisfaction of knowing that your money could not have bought a better pipe. The W D C is strictly American made. You can choose among a multitude of styles, sizes and grades at the best shops-$6 down to 75 cents. WM. DEMUTH & CO., New York & World's Largest Pipe Manufacturer IR a si 314 s. State St. Ann Arbot It's time to trade in your old Kodak for a better one. It will cost you more later Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The Ann Arbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources .........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. on. O D. MORRILL Look at the lines of this one. They flow, a delight to the eye, from the rich brown of the genuine French Briarbowl, throughthe sterling sheen of thefring,to the let black lustre of the vulcanite bit. 324 SO. STATE STREET 1123 SO. UNIVERSITY AVE. 711 PACKARD STREET Typewriters M± - Typewriting Mimeographing Has moved to I one o'( sleeping NIL 4 Ntoke.s 17' i I