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Always nice when a store's employ-
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shopping experience that much easier
and more pleasant.
MC 900 Ft. Jesus at the
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Spoken word over jazz is great to and it sucked more than most of their both support bill to keep
thrash to. Idiots, other crap.
English recording artists
Best Cover (for comic Finest Moments in from allowing their
relief): Music in the Last Year recordings to leave
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"Jeremy" at the State
Theater in Detroit
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Baboon heart transplant
into Billie Joe from
Green Day a horrible
Smoking in public
becomes illegal and
concerts become much
less crowded as
concertgoers search for
someone to prescribe
"the patch" to them.
Pearl Jam breaks
destroys Pearl Jam in
All releases are available
on CD, tape, minidisc,
DAT, 8-track and vinyl.
White Zombie's "Feed
the Gods"from the
soundtrack to the film
"Airheads" wins best
original song Oscar.
MTV starts genre-
everyone can see the
music they want without
having to see the utter
crap that everyone else
Martha Quinn's pores
finally clear up.
Cure for heroin
Moshing within 100 feet
of a stage declared illegal;
thousands of morons
arrested and rot injailfor
several months each.
No one goes to see the
Ice cream flavor "Cherry
Elvis's severed head
found in Egypt; it still
Tipper Gore's severed
head found in
Washington; it doesn't
tion dedicated to soccer.
If you have poofy hair and you dress
real frilly - you might be a florist.
Best Michigan Items:
Admittedly, a cartoon bar is some-
what of an odd place to buy Michi-
gan wear but it is famous for the drink,
the flaming Moe, which of course
Moe the bartender stole from Homer.
Also an easy target for Bart's prank
Best Bicycle Sales/Repair:
You can have your schwinns. You can
have your rockhoppers. We'll take
"Easy Rider." We'll take "Billy Jack."
It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a
A slacker hang-out. A college staple.
There's at least two of them on every
campus in the nation. Of course,
they're good at copying, it is half their
Best Used Books:
Are you, kidding? David's and Dawn
Treader are THE used book stores.
Best Men's Clothing: Best Thrift/Used Clothing: Best Travel Agency:
Bivouac Value Village Council Travel
You might be a man if - you shop for Cheaper than dirt. A wide variety of After years of toiling in near obscu-
manly outdoor clothes at Bivouac. clothes. The Panchero's of used cloth- rity, Council Travel finally gets the
ing. Yet more appropriate for a "Best recognition it deserves, dammit.
Best Women's Clothing: of Ypsilnati" cuz that's where its lo-
cated. Still, they have 8-tracks so
Urban Outfiters we'll forgive them. Best Posters:
This place is expensive and trendy.
It's also found in every urban loca- Best Haircut: Union poster sale
tion in the country. Ann Arbor is not This traveling poster sale has every-
urban. Deal with it. Supercuts thing from stills to subway posters, art
Possibly, the name of this category to original movie posters.
BestSporing ir~o S:should be changed to "Best Barber-
Best Sporting Goods: shop" or "Best Salon." Unless
State Street Sports Supercuts is now considered to be an Best Textbooks:
actual haircut, a la the beehive or hi-
An acknowledgment deserved if only top fade. Michigan Book and Supply
because it has an entire upstairs sec- As if you read any of them anyhow.
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When it comes right down to it and
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Time Charley's is a great place to sit
with your friends and linger over a cup
of coffee or any other beverage...but
there is more to it than that as your
hunger takes hold. Maybe start with
some famous Twists, then soup and
salad. Maybe a burger or a sandwich,
or for a bigger appetite one of the many
fine dinner entrees. When it comes
right down to it...Good Time Charley's
is right in the heart of it - Good Time
Charley's - South U. at Church.