24 - 9 The Michigan Best Ann Arbor Store to hear cool music: Schoolkids Annex Always nice when a store's employ- ees blast great music to make your shopping experience that much easier and more pleasant. Best Moshing: MC 900 Ft. Jesus at the 89X Fest in September. They screwed it up half way through, Minister John Major Spoken word over jazz is great to and it sucked more than most of their both support bill to keep thrash to. Idiots, other crap. English recording artists Best Cover (for comic Finest Moments in from allowing their relief): Music in the Last Year recordings to leave Cnlohn. That are Lies. England. Candlehno rcoverin a. szss~cuv. ..vr % "Jeremy" at the State Theater in Detroit Queen Elizabeth the Second and Prime . -1 . . . ,., Eureka!* Headmig Home this summer? Here's a great idea. While you're having fun, working a summer job and catching up with your home- town pals, take a class at Oakland University. You'll be ahead of the game this fall. Catch our spirit of inspiration. . Need a general education course? A course in your major? Oakland University's College of Arts and Sciences offers a wide array of courses for both spring and summer sessions. Let Oakland's world studies courses immerse you in different cultures. Get on the information super highway through "Reporting on the Internet." How about European literature or women's studies? At Oakland University, you can choose from more than 900 spring or summer courses offered at our beautiful, convenient campus. You can then transfer the credits back to your home institution in the fall. Getsmartand jumpto the headofthe class. For a complete schedule of classes and application information, contact the Office of Admissions today: by phone1400-AK-UNIV,by fax 1-810-370-4462, by Email ouinfo@oakland.edu Think Success. Think Oakland Uiversty. 1995 Spring session: May 1-June 21* 1995 Summersessio: June 26-August 17 * Early Spring and Summer session registration begins in March * Regular Spring session registration begins in May * Regular Summer session registration begins in June "VISA/asterCard accepted. Oakland Liivrity is ua sopporunity and affi at ire aeion employer r -mm-- ------ ------------------- ------------m Name _ Oaln , I am interested in finding out more about Oakland University's Spring and Summer session classes. College Address ' City State Zip Please send information on: [ Arts & Sciences Day Telephone I Business Evening Telephone 7 Education and Human Services Q Engineering & Computer Science Mail to: Office of Admissions Q Health Sciences Oakland University Cl Nursing 101 North Foundation Hall Other (please specify program or class you are looking for) Rochester, MI 48309441 or FAX to (810) 3704462 LMA A ++ :::., . r . f Baboon heart transplant into Billie Joe from Green Day a horrible failure. Smoking in public becomes illegal and concerts become much less crowded as concertgoers search for someone to prescribe "the patch" to them. Pearl Jam breaks Ticketmaster monopoly, destroys Pearl Jam in the process. All releases are available on CD, tape, minidisc, DAT, 8-track and vinyl. White Zombie's "Feed the Gods"from the soundtrack to the film "Airheads" wins best original song Oscar. MTV starts genre- oriented channels; everyone can see the music they want without having to see the utter crap that everyone else watches. Martha Quinn's pores finally clear up. Cure for heroin addiction found. Moshing within 100 feet of a stage declared illegal; thousands of morons arrested and rot injailfor several months each. No one goes to see the Rolling Stones. Ice cream flavor "Cherry Garcia" discontinued. Elvis's severed head found in Egypt; it still talks. Tipper Gore's severed head found in Washington; it doesn't talk. tion dedicated to soccer. Best Florist: Normandie Flowers If you have poofy hair and you dress real frilly - you might be a florist. Best Michigan Items: Moe's Admittedly, a cartoon bar is some- what of an odd place to buy Michi- gan wear but it is famous for the drink, the flaming Moe, which of course Moe the bartender stole from Homer. Also an easy target for Bart's prank phone calls. Best Bicycle Sales/Repair: Great Lakes You can have your schwinns. You can have your rockhoppers. We'll take "Easy Rider." We'll take "Billy Jack." It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper. Best Photocopying: Kinkos Copying A slacker hang-out. A college staple. There's at least two of them on every campus in the nation. Of course, they're good at copying, it is half their name. Best Used Books: Ulrich-s Are you, kidding? David's and Dawn Treader are THE used book stores. L Best Men's Clothing: Best Thrift/Used Clothing: Best Travel Agency: Bivouac Value Village Council Travel You might be a man if - you shop for Cheaper than dirt. A wide variety of After years of toiling in near obscu- manly outdoor clothes at Bivouac. clothes. The Panchero's of used cloth- rity, Council Travel finally gets the ing. Yet more appropriate for a "Best recognition it deserves, dammit. Best Women's Clothing: of Ypsilnati" cuz that's where its lo- cated. Still, they have 8-tracks so Urban Outfiters we'll forgive them. Best Posters: This place is expensive and trendy. It's also found in every urban loca- Best Haircut: Union poster sale tion in the country. Ann Arbor is not This traveling poster sale has every- urban. Deal with it. Supercuts thing from stills to subway posters, art Possibly, the name of this category to original movie posters. BestSporing ir~o S:should be changed to "Best Barber- Best Sporting Goods: shop" or "Best Salon." Unless State Street Sports Supercuts is now considered to be an Best Textbooks: actual haircut, a la the beehive or hi- An acknowledgment deserved if only top fade. Michigan Book and Supply because it has an entire upstairs sec- As if you read any of them anyhow. sas "~ Uw {1: \titi ti}i .... ..1.. A. ::' ti". by ' ''". D E: ;::r., I M UR rvtit. .- The Best Food on the Avenue! When it comes right down to it and your stomach says "Now!", the place to be is Good Time Charley's. Sure, Good Time Charley's is a great place to sit with your friends and linger over a cup of coffee or any other beverage...but there is more to it than that as your hunger takes hold. Maybe start with some famous Twists, then soup and salad. Maybe a burger or a sandwich, or for a bigger appetite one of the many fine dinner entrees. When it comes right down to it...Good Time Charley's is right in the heart of it - Good Time Charley's - South U. at Church. Good' Chak s BOOK r Liii wI9 1 I: ...... Y I