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THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS
Try and Stop Me
By BENNETT CERF
Demon Investigator Charles
Mcliarry lists seven famous people
who are recognized only by their
pseudonyms. Here are their REAL
names. See if you can identify
them! 1. Wilmer Ringgold. 2. Jean
Baptiste Poqulin. 3. Izzy Baline.
4. Rosine Bernard. 5. John L.
Griffith. 6. Helen Louise Leonard.
7. William R. Penn Adair.
Baffled? The pen names will
clarify the situation: 1. Ring Lard-
ner. 2. Moliere. 3. Irving Berlin.
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4. Sarah Bernhardt. 5. Jack Lon-
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Rogers". (Honestly: how did you
Leonard Simons
Cited for Service
to Historical Scty.
do?)
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A terse but accurate gauge of
"intellectual freedom" in Soviet
Russia is conveyed by the story
of the Moscow wife who has been
listening to a newscast on TV and
rushes to her husband to urge,
"Quick. Sergei, go into hiding!
You've just won the Nobel Prize
for Literature!"
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A father in the Midwest, dis-
tressed because his 16-year-old son
seemed to be preoccupied with
nothing but revolutionary causes.
thought to divert him by discus-
sing sonic upcoming sports high-
lights. "My boy," he began, "what
Mayor Gribbe presents a City of
do you think of the Indianapolis
Detroit medallion to Leonard N.
500?" The boy answered vehem-
ently, "Everyone of them is IN- Simons, president of the Detroit
Historical Commission, in recog-
NOCENT!"
nition of his 25 years' service to
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the commission. The presenta-
A dignified New England spin-
tion took place at the opening
ster lady had three youthful but
ceremonies of "Detroit—City for
bearded teen-agers hauled into
the
'70s" exhibit, which will con-
court charged with illegal entry,
tinue at the museum until April
assault and shameful advances to
11.
A charter member of the
her. When the boys were led into
court for the opening of their trial._ commission, appointed in 1946,
Simons
has been president since
however, she looked them over,
carefully, then rose to announce 1966. Mayor Gribbs commented
about the honoree: "Here is a
that she was dropping all charges.
citizen who passionately loves
The astonished judge asked,
"What on earth induced this sud- his community. History, educa-
tion,
religion, charity, brother-
den change of mind?" "I've been
thinking over the pros and cons," hood, health, business and com-
merce
in Detroit--all have bene-
explained the spinster lady, "and
I've decided these boys should be fited from his tireless energy
and
creative
intelligence. One
freed and given another chance."
reason Detroit gets better all the
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OVERHEARD:
Fortune teller to patron at At-
lantic City pier: You are about
to meet'a ravishing brunette from
Women's Lib who will tell you to
go to hell."
At a women's bridge tourney:
"My husband is so on edge these
days he has to take a tranquilizer
to steady his hand so he can open
his bottle of sleeping pills."
Copyright 1971, by Bennett Cerf. Dis-
tributed by King Features Syndicate.
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Attending Hadassah's annual midwinter meetings Feb. 6-9 in Israel
will be more than 500 Hadassah national, regional and local leaders
including Detroiters 'Mesdames Max Lichter and Sidney J. Winer,
Metropolitan Detroit Chapter; Jerome Kaufman, Franklin Group; Louis
Zuckerman, Birmingham Group; Phillip Hertz, Huntington Woods
Group; and Reuben Bienstock, national board member.
Evening With Theodore Bikel
Scheduled at Ford Auditorium
Theodore Bikel, stage, screen
and television personality, will
give a many-faceted performance
at Ford Auditorium 8 p.m. March
9 under the auspices of Cong. Beth
Achim.
Bikel, born in Vienna and edu-
cated in Israel, is a folk singer
and guitarist with a repertoire in
21. languages. He has recorded 16
albums. He played Tevye in the
National Company production of
"Fiddler on the Roof" and has
appeared in concert performances
around the world.
Additionally, he was Mary Mar-
tin's co-star on Broadway in "The
Sound of Music" and has appeared
in many other Broadway shows.
His annual concert appearances
take him to at least 60 cities in
John R. Mulroy, National Bank
of Royal Oak president and board
chairman, announced the appoint-
ment of two new board members,
MORRIS' ROCHLIN and HAROLD
S. SARKO. Rochlin is president of
Foa made Industries, which he
founded in 1947. Sarko is press
dent of Harold Sarko Investments.
American Savings Association
is currently enjoying the strongest
growth trend in its history, chair-
man Alfred L. Deutsch said in a
year-end statement.
T h e Southfield - headquartei.ed
savings association gained more
than $15,000,000 in savings in the
second half of 1970, a 17 per cent
annual growth rate. The year-end
total was 5192,000,000. Total assets
were $242,000,000.
It gained another $5,000,000 in
deposits in January 1971, more
than doubling its 1970 growth rate.
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Office Nominees
to Be Selected by
Council Committee
Judge Lawrence Gubow, presi-
dent of the Jewish Community
Council, has announced the ap-
pointment of the 1971 nominating
committee under the chairman-
ship of Dr. Shmarya Kleinman.
The committee will select nomi-
- pees for Council office and execu-
tive committee vacancies.
Other committee, members who
will serve with Dr. Kleinman in-
clude Louis Barden, Mrs. Samuel
Fishman, Arthur Gould, Mrs. Isi-
dore Leeman, Mrs. Albert Rosen-
blum and Irving. Tukel.
The nominating committee will
report its recommendations at the
March 16 delegate assembly. Their
recommendations, along with any
candidates nominated by petition,
will appear on the ballot at the
the U.S. He also has toured Eng-
land, Australia, Israel, France,
Spain and other countries.
Tickets are on sale at the syna-
gogue, Grinnell's, Hudson's and
Ford Audittorium. Concert chair-
man is Bernard Panush.
City of Hope Unit to Meet
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