• 30—Friday, February 5, 1971 THE DETROIT JEWISH NEWS Try and Stop Me By BENNETT CERF Demon Investigator Charles Mcliarry lists seven famous people who are recognized only by their pseudonyms. Here are their REAL names. See if you can identify them! 1. Wilmer Ringgold. 2. Jean Baptiste Poqulin. 3. Izzy Baline. 4. Rosine Bernard. 5. John L. Griffith. 6. Helen Louise Leonard. 7. William R. Penn Adair. Baffled? The pen names will clarify the situation: 1. Ring Lard- ner. 2. Moliere. 3. Irving Berlin. Portraits by atafri e as always fine quality photography Merrillwood Bldg. Mall Birmingham 251 Merrill, car. Woodward 647-5730 Specializing in the Uotisticil Carol Liss at Oise!. Findling • Pant Suits • Dresses • Jewelry • Men's Ties (Hand Made) 16915 W. 10 Mile 4. Sarah Bernhardt. 5. Jack Lon- don. 6. Lillian Russell. 7. Will Rogers". (Honestly: how did you Leonard Simons Cited for Service to Historical Scty. do?) • • • A terse but accurate gauge of "intellectual freedom" in Soviet Russia is conveyed by the story of the Moscow wife who has been listening to a newscast on TV and rushes to her husband to urge, "Quick. Sergei, go into hiding! You've just won the Nobel Prize for Literature!" • • • A father in the Midwest, dis- tressed because his 16-year-old son seemed to be preoccupied with nothing but revolutionary causes. thought to divert him by discus- sing sonic upcoming sports high- lights. "My boy," he began, "what Mayor Gribbe presents a City of do you think of the Indianapolis Detroit medallion to Leonard N. 500?" The boy answered vehem- ently, "Everyone of them is IN- Simons, president of the Detroit Historical Commission, in recog- NOCENT!" nition of his 25 years' service to • • e the commission. The presenta- A dignified New England spin- tion took place at the opening ster lady had three youthful but ceremonies of "Detroit—City for bearded teen-agers hauled into the '70s" exhibit, which will con- court charged with illegal entry, tinue at the museum until April assault and shameful advances to 11. A charter member of the her. When the boys were led into court for the opening of their trial._ commission, appointed in 1946, Simons has been president since however, she looked them over, carefully, then rose to announce 1966. Mayor Gribbs commented about the honoree: "Here is a that she was dropping all charges. citizen who passionately loves The astonished judge asked, "What on earth induced this sud- his community. History, educa- tion, religion, charity, brother- den change of mind?" "I've been thinking over the pros and cons," hood, health, business and com- merce in Detroit--all have bene- explained the spinster lady, "and I've decided these boys should be fited from his tireless energy and creative intelligence. One freed and given another chance." reason Detroit gets better all the • • • OVERHEARD: Fortune teller to patron at At- lantic City pier: You are about to meet'a ravishing brunette from Women's Lib who will tell you to go to hell." At a women's bridge tourney: "My husband is so on edge these days he has to take a tranquilizer to steady his hand so he can open his bottle of sleeping pills." Copyright 1971, by Bennett Cerf. Dis- tributed by King Features Syndicate. For the finest in Musical Entertainment (Corner of Pierce) Southfield Enter by Red Door Off Rear Parking Lot ERIC ROSENOW 352-3644 AND HIS CONTINENTALS 396-3664 Closed Monday time Is that we are lucky enough to have men and women like Leonard Simons." Visit The Four Seasons. talro 11ese Look beyond the .wsoughi iron fence and the wall of trees along Woodward'-just north of Hickory Grove Road. You'll find a pert of Bloomfield you never knew existed. Here is a protected, secluded environment where you can be yourself, where you can express your individual taste in living. Choose from four dramatic architectural styles . . . French, Tudor, Alpine, or Spanish. Satisfy your living oNds with one of six designer floor plan options. '- Discover the hidden wonderland of The Four Seasons at 2945 Woodward Avenue. Right in the heart of Bloomfield. One, two and three bedroom apartments. Ninety available at 5295/month to $575/month. Occupancy in late March. • : iidAv e. not 'th of fi lk: o rialrie tic _ HilltiAick.480141 4%0 . 3 1203,0-• ; ...: . - Attending Hadassah's annual midwinter meetings Feb. 6-9 in Israel will be more than 500 Hadassah national, regional and local leaders including Detroiters 'Mesdames Max Lichter and Sidney J. Winer, Metropolitan Detroit Chapter; Jerome Kaufman, Franklin Group; Louis Zuckerman, Birmingham Group; Phillip Hertz, Huntington Woods Group; and Reuben Bienstock, national board member. Evening With Theodore Bikel Scheduled at Ford Auditorium Theodore Bikel, stage, screen and television personality, will give a many-faceted performance at Ford Auditorium 8 p.m. March 9 under the auspices of Cong. Beth Achim. Bikel, born in Vienna and edu- cated in Israel, is a folk singer and guitarist with a repertoire in 21. languages. He has recorded 16 albums. He played Tevye in the National Company production of "Fiddler on the Roof" and has appeared in concert performances around the world. Additionally, he was Mary Mar- tin's co-star on Broadway in "The Sound of Music" and has appeared in many other Broadway shows. His annual concert appearances take him to at least 60 cities in John R. Mulroy, National Bank of Royal Oak president and board chairman, announced the appoint- ment of two new board members, MORRIS' ROCHLIN and HAROLD S. SARKO. Rochlin is president of Foa made Industries, which he founded in 1947. Sarko is press dent of Harold Sarko Investments. American Savings Association is currently enjoying the strongest growth trend in its history, chair- man Alfred L. Deutsch said in a year-end statement. T h e Southfield - headquartei.ed savings association gained more than $15,000,000 in savings in the second half of 1970, a 17 per cent annual growth rate. The year-end total was 5192,000,000. Total assets were $242,000,000. It gained another $5,000,000 in deposits in January 1971, more than doubling its 1970 growth rate. 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