September 17, 1992 (vol. 102, iss. 126)

…He's back. After a long summer during which you probably relied on banal things like sitcoms to make you laugh, you deserve some real humor. Jon Chait has what you're looking for. WE EKEND, etc. "Six bucks for a movie?" This is one of the many comments overheard at the cinema this summer, but as Michael John Wilson points out, the real entertainment isn't even on the screen. Michigan's Fab Five may be in danger of becoming a trio, after the ...…

…Page 2-The Michigan Daily- Thursday, September 17, 1992 What it means The new sexual assault bill of rights includes: E The right to a full and prompt investigation and evidence collection by university personnel. * The right to mental health or other counseling services provided on campus. N The right to secure alternative housing or transfer of classes if requested by the victim to avoid unnecessary contact ~with the alleged assailant. 4 Th...…

…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, September 17, 1992 - Page 3 Bush- Clinton . debate canceled EAST LANSING (AP) - A presidential debate scheduled for next week at Michigan State University has been canceled, a school spokesperson said yesterday. Spokesperson Charlie Downs said an official announcement was to be made at an afternoon news conference at the university. The Commission on Presidential Debates had set a deadline for 10 a.m. yesterday ...…

…" Page 4-The Michigan Daily- Thursday, September 17, 1992 1 4fli 41r 4, i 420 Maynard Street Ann Arbor, Michigan 48 109 764 - 0552 MATHiEW 1). R ENNILE Opinion Editors YAEL CITRO GEOFFREY EARLE AMITAVA MAZUMDAR Edited and Managed by Students at the University of Michigan Unsigned editorials represent a majority, of the Daily's Editorial Board. All other cartoons, signed articles. and letters do not necessarily represent the opinion of th...…

… Women's Cross Country at The Indiana Invitational Saturday, 10:30 a.m. Bloomington SPORTS Football vs. Oklahoma State Saturday, 12:35 p.m. (ESPN) Michigan Stadium The Michigan Daily Thursday, September 17,1992 Page 5 Students flock to Union for icer tix by Brett Forrest Daily Hockey Writer The Athletic Ticket Office's sale of 1992-93 student season hockey tickets went off without a hitch yes- terday in the Michigan Union. The ticket off...…

…0 Page 6-The Michigan Daily- Thursday, September 17, 1992 I r BICYCLES - All speeds, big & small frames. $20-$50. Good condition. 475-3238. BIKE-1992 MEN'S TREK 700. 21 Gea Grip shift. Hardly used. Mint. $275. 662- 5645. FOR SALE: TWO SEASON FOOTBALL TKTS!! Side by side. BEST OFFER. 764. 7609. FREE CINDERBLOCKS- Yours for the taking. Call Carlos at 769-6739. HERB DAVID GUITAR STUDIO. Not jusI guitars. 302 E. Liberty. 665-8001. Repairs. Per...…

…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, September 17, 1992- Page 7 ,..._ , CLASSIFIED ADS dWill MSU embarrass ............_ HOUSECLEANING, PICK UP LAUNDRY Flexible person who can help family with 2 kids keep chaos in check. Northwest side of Ann Arbor. $8.00/hr. Preferred cleaning time 4 days/wk. 8-10 a.m. Call after work hours 665-2691. HOUSEKEEPING-WALKING DISTAN- CE to campus, 15 hrs./wk., MWF-After- noons preferred. Must have drivers license...…

…Page 8-The Michigan Daily- Thursday, September 17, 1992 B ASKETBALL Continued from page 5 than one student-athlete from any Ti nt yourfthe'sOdsoIle Ii avr,tyou anrt tI III I 1 I 1 Ione institution is employed," accord- enter O SdIatr st~r&Pbsotin yurne we s ing to NCAA Director of Services epc ijf etfct.i o ~etypeiteog Steve Malamee. lttihA, t h l t at riyou >kst4Q 6 T etrl ie prevents teams from RIM dbynonlidy ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ' ' I ' ~~~~~~~~~~~~...…

…The Michigan Daily -Weekend etc. Alternative to what? There's just nothing quite like working in a shopping mall. Those mind-numbing churches to the capitalist god of consumerism can do quite a number on one's perspective. Strapped for cash dur- ing the dog days of summer, I found myself in the rather dubious posi- September 17, 199' - r r a / n V / Pl va - . Page 1 a0" i J / dr.a. . . . . .X.N. . ' ' -" 11 'E~ tion of "Customer Servi...…

…Page 2-The Michigan Daily -Weekend etc. - September 17, 1992 A hip addition to State St. A slew of new restaurants and bars infested Ann Arbor over the summer. Cafes which hawk all sorts of coffees, espressos, and cappuccinos are the most virulent of the newcomers and seem to lurk around every corner. The most conspicuous of these neo-bohe- mian places is Amer's Mediterranean Deli located across from Michigan Book and Supply. This gigantic ...…

…The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc.-September 17, 1992- Page 3 University operators answer the call for students in need by Gwen Shaffer You dial 764-1817 and an anonymous voice picks up at the other end of the line. "Good morning, University of Michigan." You've heard the voices hun- dreds of times. They've helped you reach the Study Break to find out if "Thelma and Louise" was returned, locate that guy who lived down the hall last year, or ...…

…Page 4-The Michigan Daily- Weekend etc.- September 17, 1992 Fear & Somehow, I spiedhim on the other Uni side of the fraternity house's danger- ing ously overcrowded third-floor rec wer room. He lay sprawled out on a worn, five ver toc e h e, 3 crew c was su as if i sneere seem t past, Ij to the and I d of sor began Thi beer-soaked couch, drooling and ap- parently in some sort of drug coma. As I waded toward him, through the foul, sweating ...…

…The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - September 17, 1992 - Page 5 At last, a view for M Merchant Ivory by Aaron Hamburger Ask typical film students who their favorite director is, and you're likely to hearnames such as Martin Scorsese, Spike Lee, and Gus Van Sant Jr. You're not likely to hear the names Ismail Merchant and James Ivory, a producing and directing duo that have quietly produced a body of work that represents several of the great f...…

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…The Michigan Daily - Weekend etc. - September 17,1992- Page 7 CAMPUS CINEMA FILMS OPENING FRIDAY: T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y T H U R S D A Y CAPTAIN RON Be afraid. Be very afraid. At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:45, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30, 11:30; at Showcase: 12:20, 2:35, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30, 11:40. HUSBANDS AND WIVES Will Woody's debauchery lead to his biggest hit in years? Pay six bucks and find out! At Briarwood: 10:05, 12:10, 2:20, 4:35, 7:...…

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