December 06, 2017 (vol. 127, iss. 43) • Page Image 9
…3B Wednesday, December 6, 2017 // The Statement Soundtracking: Sex I know what you’re thinking. What does a column-writing, grandma-sweater- wearing kid who looks like the offspring of Woody Allen in “Annie Hall” and a cold bowl of clam chowder know about sex? Long answer: Not very much, but I have drive and charisma and maybe an OK personality so that should make up for something. Short answer: jack shit. But what I do know is t...…

















































