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T HE MIC HIGA N D A ILY
Saturday, March 10, 1945
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'U' Liquifies
As V-Day Hits
Ann Arbor
ANN ARBOR, MICH. ????????
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IT'S V-DAY IN ANN AR-
BOR!!
Students, faculty and towns-
people are rolling drunkenly in
the streets. Prof. Slosson bolts
his classes!!!
The Union is setting up free
drinks at the bar. Curfew lifted.
The Bell served until 7 a.m. to
h-- with the law.
The local drug stores give away
rigs. Girls get overnight permis-
sion. (The Arboretum is chuck
full 24 hours of the day).
The Daily is scooped by the
Technic.
Local WCTU goes down to the
Old German for a few.
The dorms serve caviar and T-
bones (on the house).
Doc Forsythe gives out PEM
excuses for one year.
The Wolverine pulls in on time.
Three V-12's seen STUDYING.
U. of M. suspendsafinals.
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Campus Highlights
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DROOP EARSEN'S PREDICTION OF THINGS TO COME-
"You're taking me to V-Ball in 1960 or else!"
In Search o an Opening
There once was a student named He also was no slouch st ulling
Dan Flawless. down marks. He had pretty darn
He held positions of import. He close to a 3.5 average.
was City Editor of The Daily, pres- He also had a key chain. And
ident of Hillel Foundation, presi- on this key chain dangled seven
dent of his fraternity, the man (count 'em) honor society keys.
behind Kampus Kapers-he had He has now graduated and is
his fingers in every pie. out looking for a keyhole.
New Memorial . . . charge. All faculty members with
a rating of instructor or above are
A campaign to raise funds for required to attend.
a memorial to Matilda,- the last
cow to graze on the University etr it *
campus, was announced yesterday A student-parent letter writing
by E. C. Excuse, Buildings and service is being established by El-
by H C. xcsse, uilingsandlen Bill, anti-postcard Daily wo-
Grounds superintendent, men's staff writer who advocates
Present plans call for a memor- more and more lengthy letters to
ial in the form of soft pale pink parents.
and powder blue cushions for the Two typewritten pages suitable
cement seats near the walks west for signature and mailing, to-
of he ibrry.Scintiic nveti-gether with carbon copies for your
of the library. Scientifc investi- files, will be provided for a small
gation and experiment has proved fee. Each letter will deal briefly
the seats to be too hard and, after with five or extensively and in-
8 p.m., too cold for practical use. tensively with two topics selected
"Matilda would have wanted a from a list of twenty standard
racticalmemorial, I know," Mr. topics for student letters to par
Pardon stated. He added that no ents. The list includes The Good
campaign will be conducted and Time I Had at V-Ball (adapted
all contributions will be unsolici- to parental level), Why I Got the
ted. No contributions have been Marks I Got (adpted to fit marks)
received as yet. and Please May I Have Some
Cash donations and checks made More Money (adapted to fit am-
Cuttohenivesitynd ndesigd-ount needed.) For a slight addi-
out to the University and desig- tional charge, material for topics
nated for the Fund for Pink Cush- not included on the standard list
ions or the Fund for Blue Cush- will be collected in a brief inter-
ions may be deposited under any ve ihMs il al232
convenient cement bench. vsew with Miss Hill Call 2-3225
for further information, order
Signs Posted blanks, or an appointment.
Signs reminding University of- New P.O. Ruling..
fice employes to "Be Polite and Due to the shortage of man-
Kind to Students. Remember power and equipment, the post
Their Parents Are Taxpayers, and, office will neither deliver nor ac-
Given Time, They May Be Too!" cept for shipment laundry cases
have been posted in all University after midnight last night, Ann
offices. The signs are 6 x 10 feet Arbor postmaster, announced yes-
in size with black block letters on terday. A washing machine, cloth-
a white ground. They were de- es lines, a box of soap flakes and
signed by the faculty of the School space in the post office storage
of Architecture and Design and room is being provided by the
printed by the University Press at Ann Arbor Council so that stu-
the request of the University Sen- dents may do their own laundry.
ate committee which has been in- A Post Office Exchange will be
vestigating Health Service com- set up so that students may pur-
plaints that students were being chase their own apples, oranges
bitten by sarcasm and frozen by and cookies with the money saved
frosty looks. on postage.
Ghost Lecturer. .- Parts Needed ..
The Ghost of Henry Philip Tap- Spare parts for q 1921 model
pan, first president of the Uni- Gaytag washing machine are nee-
versity, will lecture on "What ded by the Post Office, Oswalk J.
Michigan Is Coming To" at 8:30 Coke, Ann Arbor, postmaster an-
a.m. tomorrow backstage of Hill nounced yesterday. Any students,
Auditorium. He will be introduced faculty members or townspeople
by the Ghost of Benjamin Sweet. having such parts are requested
The lecture, third in a series spon- to bring them to the Maynard
sored by the Past Presidents of street branch office. A motor,
the University of Michigan Soci- wringers, hose, tubs, and four legs
ety, is open to the public without are particularly needed.
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WOMEN'S FCTIVITIES
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