Page Twenty-Eight T HE MIC HIGA N D A ILY Saturday, March 10, 1945 Pcxae wentv-iaht TE MICIGAN DILY Saurday Mrh1.94 'U' Liquifies As V-Day Hits Ann Arbor ANN ARBOR, MICH. ???????? x94?--(PU). IT'S V-DAY IN ANN AR- BOR!! Students, faculty and towns- people are rolling drunkenly in the streets. Prof. Slosson bolts his classes!!! The Union is setting up free drinks at the bar. Curfew lifted. The Bell served until 7 a.m. to h-- with the law. The local drug stores give away rigs. Girls get overnight permis- sion. (The Arboretum is chuck full 24 hours of the day). The Daily is scooped by the Technic. Local WCTU goes down to the Old German for a few. The dorms serve caviar and T- bones (on the house). Doc Forsythe gives out PEM excuses for one year. The Wolverine pulls in on time. Three V-12's seen STUDYING. U. of M. suspendsafinals. F Campus Highlights 'E DROOP EARSEN'S PREDICTION OF THINGS TO COME- "You're taking me to V-Ball in 1960 or else!" In Search o an Opening There once was a student named He also was no slouch st ulling Dan Flawless. down marks. He had pretty darn He held positions of import. He close to a 3.5 average. was City Editor of The Daily, pres- He also had a key chain. And ident of Hillel Foundation, presi- on this key chain dangled seven dent of his fraternity, the man (count 'em) honor society keys. behind Kampus Kapers-he had He has now graduated and is his fingers in every pie. out looking for a keyhole. New Memorial . . . charge. All faculty members with a rating of instructor or above are A campaign to raise funds for required to attend. a memorial to Matilda,- the last cow to graze on the University etr it * campus, was announced yesterday A student-parent letter writing by E. C. Excuse, Buildings and service is being established by El- by H C. xcsse, uilingsandlen Bill, anti-postcard Daily wo- Grounds superintendent, men's staff writer who advocates Present plans call for a memor- more and more lengthy letters to ial in the form of soft pale pink parents. and powder blue cushions for the Two typewritten pages suitable cement seats near the walks west for signature and mailing, to- of he ibrry.Scintiic nveti-gether with carbon copies for your of the library. Scientifc investi- files, will be provided for a small gation and experiment has proved fee. Each letter will deal briefly the seats to be too hard and, after with five or extensively and in- 8 p.m., too cold for practical use. tensively with two topics selected "Matilda would have wanted a from a list of twenty standard racticalmemorial, I know," Mr. topics for student letters to par Pardon stated. He added that no ents. The list includes The Good campaign will be conducted and Time I Had at V-Ball (adapted all contributions will be unsolici- to parental level), Why I Got the ted. No contributions have been Marks I Got (adpted to fit marks) received as yet. and Please May I Have Some Cash donations and checks made More Money (adapted to fit am- Cuttohenivesitynd ndesigd-ount needed.) For a slight addi- out to the University and desig- tional charge, material for topics nated for the Fund for Pink Cush- not included on the standard list ions or the Fund for Blue Cush- will be collected in a brief inter- ions may be deposited under any ve ihMs il al232 convenient cement bench. vsew with Miss Hill Call 2-3225 for further information, order Signs Posted blanks, or an appointment. Signs reminding University of- New P.O. Ruling.. fice employes to "Be Polite and Due to the shortage of man- Kind to Students. Remember power and equipment, the post Their Parents Are Taxpayers, and, office will neither deliver nor ac- Given Time, They May Be Too!" cept for shipment laundry cases have been posted in all University after midnight last night, Ann offices. The signs are 6 x 10 feet Arbor postmaster, announced yes- in size with black block letters on terday. A washing machine, cloth- a white ground. They were de- es lines, a box of soap flakes and signed by the faculty of the School space in the post office storage of Architecture and Design and room is being provided by the printed by the University Press at Ann Arbor Council so that stu- the request of the University Sen- dents may do their own laundry. ate committee which has been in- A Post Office Exchange will be vestigating Health Service com- set up so that students may pur- plaints that students were being chase their own apples, oranges bitten by sarcasm and frozen by and cookies with the money saved frosty looks. on postage. Ghost Lecturer. .- Parts Needed .. The Ghost of Henry Philip Tap- Spare parts for q 1921 model pan, first president of the Uni- Gaytag washing machine are nee- versity, will lecture on "What ded by the Post Office, Oswalk J. Michigan Is Coming To" at 8:30 Coke, Ann Arbor, postmaster an- a.m. tomorrow backstage of Hill nounced yesterday. Any students, Auditorium. He will be introduced faculty members or townspeople by the Ghost of Benjamin Sweet. having such parts are requested The lecture, third in a series spon- to bring them to the Maynard sored by the Past Presidents of street branch office. A motor, the University of Michigan Soci- wringers, hose, tubs, and four legs ety, is open to the public without are particularly needed. lhe CENTER OF WOMEN'S FCTIVITIES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN BALLROOM CAMPUS CLUB - MAIN DINING ROOM SODA BAR - CAFETERIA GUEST ROOMS - BEAUTY PARLOR I I I EeLiso Debs, set the tone for Spring with PATENTS No tricks ... just beautiful shoe crofting in shiny patent . .. to set your new spring fashions off to lyrical perfection. I I I i ! .k ( - r *a M95 .s ft awiwl THE MICHIGAN LEfGUE 227 SOUTH INGALLS BROOKINS' Smart Soe6 108 East Washington AM