tivate people with twins,
less they're twin-sixes.
sian lan2
ne them.
tI
t
; we can't bla
opho- McAdoo says the man who has a
n. Some pen-
imposed which
;ive underclass
nerit. If events
are any criter-
m to be able to
lier environment.
the fault of the
The present sen-
I practically the
underclass days.
was simply the
patch in his trousers is a patriot.
are inclinded to think that the
who has a garden patch is more
patriot.
We
man
of a
Argentina is using maize for fuel in
her industries producing war mater-
ials. Perhaps this is another phase
of "Food will win the war.
The concrete ship Faith has sailed
the Atlantic twice without a convoy.
After all, there's something in a name.
perative that something be done
to eliminate public hazing. The
and State street are no places
hing the youthful freshman his
niche in University life. Dc
understand The Daily to say'
s opposed to teaching the ne'
ere ne belongs. But-there are
d better metnods. A feW min
Ik with almost any junior or
articularly the latter men, will
the most doubtful underclass-
I the 1918 men admit the right
iazing in their earlier Univer-
s had a salutary effect.
e punishment of those who
led to grasp their proper posi-
the University by those best
administer it should continue.
as there remain those who do
w their place , and ,must be
.t by higher classmates some
other than moral persuasion
a good thing for University
CARYATID
nald Public hazing, this mob violence
r which we have allowed to continue
thke for years and years, must be stopped
whether the under classes wish to
force it upon the University longer or
- not. We do not' believe they do. Haz-
ing continues this year simply because
there was hazing last year. But it
must not happen next because we un-
derwentit this year.
(in- We shall not become a University of
por- mollycoddles as the writer of one com-
try- munication to this office would have
us believe. If there are men here who
would not be- enrolled were public
hazing stricken from the University.,
lay. The Daily is of the opinion that Mich-
tnty igan does not want them. The fresh-
ielp man has needed some. one to set him
:tle- aright for years, and will continue to
need help for some time to come. Nor
t to should the freshmen wear "pots" only
ney when they wish to, as another coin-
ever municant would have it. Do some
sat- 30,000 alumni and 1,500 upperclassmen
has want the student part of the University
run by the freshmen class?
lids The Daily has for some time ad-
itry vocated a system of advisers for fresh-
ore men. The Student council, to wlom
has the major portion of this problem
that should fall, would do well to look
any immediately into the system employed
nds by Harvard and a number of other un-
ling .versities. This system has been suc-
ern- cessful, and the supposition is that it
the will be so here. A senior or junior
be- should be assigned a certain freshman
a or freshmen when they enroll, and
continue to correct his man or men
I of on different points as occasion de-
vid- mands. If the freshman willfully vio..
the .lates tniversity ethics and traditions
-the after his wrongs have been pointed
.tis- out to him his case should be placed
luty with the proper officials assigned and
ppi- dealt with by them. Perhaps the soph-
omores should be given the power of
ned punishing the disobedient and perhaps.
of it should be confined to upperclassmen
said solely. But under a capable new sys-
ach tem The Daily doubts whether inere
ure. would be more than a very few cases
one of this sort.
Mr. A vigorous system of upperclass
the control would soon clear the streets
Mme .of the mobs which have been allowed
l be to take things in their own hands. It
un- would be a severe punishment for
ask .any freshman or sophomore to face a
you group of student authorities charged
irs? with hazing or violation of traditions.
:ing In extreme cases the faculty might be
called on, and the continual offender
has dismissed from the University.
Virls We Haven't Known.
A girl who makes a hit with me
Is little Sally Green;
She never has aspired to be
A motion-picture queen.
-Birmingham Age-Herald
The lass we doff our chapeau to
Is little Sallie Dorm;
She doesn't have a duck-fit when
She sees a uniform.
-Macon Telegraph.
Girls such as these are scarce in-
deed,
But try to find Miss Rose,
Who never yearned a minute for
A pair of silken hose.
And if yu find her take a look
For charming little Nell,
Who knows that "sure's" an ad
jective.
And never uses "swell."
-Kansas Industrialist
For gentle Maude I start a noise;
'Midall your stars she'll glisten;
For when she starts to tell her joys
She never says "Say, listen!"
-Ohio State Lantern.
Wd know a girl who takes the prize,
Her name is Annie Laurie-
She never wrote a problem play,
Or even a short story
-University of Washington Daily.
But there is one who's better yet,
She's clear up at the top;
We'll place our wreath on Anna-
belle-
She never says, "Now, stop!"
Time to Re-Sole
Chicago paid Billy Sunday $50,000
for saving the souls of 50,000 of its
citizens. A fairly successful Dollar
Day.
Disgusting deaths - Being stabbed
with a knitting-needle.
The Literary Digest tells us that if
we will plant our back-yard, bath-
tub, or what have we, with spuds, we
may claim the title of potatriat.
And W. S. Hart's Across the Street.
Maybe you don't care but the office
wants you to realize anyway, that
William Fox is one of our night ed-
itors, Ralph Herz is a member of
Cubs' club, and Marguerite Clark is
on the women's staff. Don't immedi-
ately conclude from this that you were
right in your conjecture that the re-
porter who interviewed you once on
"Should the women be allowed in
Deutscher Verein?" was Charlie Chap-
lin. We are, however, delighted to
announce that Mary Pickford has been
given a life .contract to dust the Bible
in the editor's office.
One of the G. M. N.'s advertisers al-
lows that the sale of two baby car-
riages is "an unusual opportunity-tell
your friends." The trouble with us on
this proposition is that we don't cul-
Illinois' Miniature Goat
We aren't going to laugh at Jazzmo
with his rabbit-foot after seeing Bun-
ny Cottontail take the field against
Illinois in the second inning yester-
day.
W o n r
Kappa Kappa Gamma and Collegiate
Sorosis will play baseball at 1:45 o'-
clock this afternoon.
Stylus will meet at-7:30 tonight with
Agnes True, '19, 1020 South University
avenue. Dues must be paid at this
time.
Freshman and sophmore subs will
play baseball at 4 o'clock this after-
noon.
Girls interested in going to the con-
ference camp at Lake Geneva this
summer should inquire at Newberry
hall, or call Edith Duemling, '19, phone
1325.
Women who wish to do farm work
this summer should apply at once at
the director's office in Barbour gym-
nasium as the units are being filled
very rapidly.
Senior girls will get together from
4 to 6 o'clock Thursday afternoon at
Barbour gymnasium.
Saturday is the annual field meet of
the Women's athletic associaton.
Tryouts for the senior play will be
held from t to 8 o'clock tonight and
from 4 to 6 o'clock tomorrow after-
noon in Sarah Caswell Angell hall.,
Three one-act plays are to be given
with a different cast for each. All
senior girls are urged to come out.
Y, W. C. A. cabinet will meet at 1
d'clock Wednesday afternoon. Here-
after all cabinet meetings will be held
at 1 o'clock instead of 4 o'clock.
The new Y. W C. A. cabinet will
give a picnic supper up the river to
the old cabinet Friday afternoon at
5:30 o'clock.
There will be no rehearsal of the
Girls' Glee club this afternoon. Mem-
bers will meet at 7:15 o'clock tonight
at the Theta Phi Alpha house, 504
South State street.
Sophomores must make appoint
ments for posture examinations im-
mediately. All posture examinations.
for freshmen will close by Wednes-
day.
UNION TO PRESENT WAR
PAMPHLETS TO STUDENTS
To all persons applying to -Frank
Bacon, '02, social director of the
Union, a list of war publications, is-
sued by the committee on public in-
formation, will be presented.
In a letter to Mr. Bacon, George
Creel, chairman of the committee on
public information, states that every
American should clearly see the
causes of the war and our objectives
in it. It is just this that the war
publications are intended to furnish.
The red, white, and blue series
consists of a number of pamphlets
on the following subjects: "How the
War Came to America," "National
Service Handbook," "The Battle Line
of Democracy," "The President's Flag
Day Address, with Evidence of Ger-
many's Plans," "Conquest and Kul-
tur," "German War Practices," "War
Cyclopedia," "German Treatment of
Conquered Territory," and "War, La-
bor, and Peace; Some Recent Address-
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Some of these phamplets will be
mailed free to any person applying for
them upon a special card which may
be obtained at Mr. Bacon's office in
the Union building.
SPRING STYLES
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spring suits and top coats are
more snappy than ever this
spring; the kind of clothes red-
blooded young men will be
wearing.' They have incorporat-
ed in them all the style tenden-
cies that will be popular.
We have bought freely and as
a. consequence offer you choice
of a stock unequalled for rich-
ness of choice and variety of
style, anywhere but in their
shops. You will find here
clothes as good as you can buy
in any city, and the price Is
more reasonable.
New neckw ear, Steson and
Knox Hats.
Reule, Conlin, Fiegel & COO
The Big Home of Hart Schaff-
ner and Marxc Clothes, at South-
west Corner Main and Washing-
ton Streets.,
DETROIT UNITED LIl
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor an
(May 14, 1918)
Detroit Limited and Express (
ra., 8:xo a. m., and hourly to 7:o
p. m.
Jackson Express Cars (local s
Ann Arbor)-8:48 a. m., and eve
to 9:48 P. in.
Local Cars East Bound--s!:35
a. T11., 7:05 a. M. and every two h
p. i., 9:o5 p. in., io:so p. in.
only, 8:o5 p. m., ii:5o p. im.,-
:Io a. in.,rand to Saline, change
Local Cars West Bound-6 :oo
a. m., 10:20 p. in., 12:2o a. m.
Courteous and sati
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er, whether the account
or small.
The Ann Arbor Saving;
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus, $55
Resources........$4,04
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707 North University
SWAIN has the F:
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Arbor Views. See it.
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A truck driver in New York knock-.
ed down a woman for conversing in
German with a male friend, which
goes to show how great a fighting
patriot the driver was by signaling out
the woman.
The sudden embarkation of scient-
ists to the war front is due to the.
fact that they are in search of a speci-
men to undergo their "brayless mule"
experiment. Attention, Mr. Hohenzol-
lern.
The failure of allied diplomats at the
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