tivate people with twins, less they're twin-sixes. sian lan2 ne them. tI t ; we can't bla opho- McAdoo says the man who has a n. Some pen- imposed which ;ive underclass nerit. If events are any criter- m to be able to lier environment. the fault of the The present sen- I practically the underclass days. was simply the patch in his trousers is a patriot. are inclinded to think that the who has a garden patch is more patriot. We man of a Argentina is using maize for fuel in her industries producing war mater- ials. Perhaps this is another phase of "Food will win the war. The concrete ship Faith has sailed the Atlantic twice without a convoy. After all, there's something in a name. perative that something be done to eliminate public hazing. The and State street are no places hing the youthful freshman his niche in University life. Dc understand The Daily to say' s opposed to teaching the ne' ere ne belongs. But-there are d better metnods. A feW min Ik with almost any junior or articularly the latter men, will the most doubtful underclass- I the 1918 men admit the right iazing in their earlier Univer- s had a salutary effect. e punishment of those who led to grasp their proper posi- the University by those best administer it should continue. as there remain those who do w their place , and ,must be .t by higher classmates some other than moral persuasion a good thing for University CARYATID nald Public hazing, this mob violence r which we have allowed to continue thke for years and years, must be stopped whether the under classes wish to force it upon the University longer or - not. We do not' believe they do. Haz- ing continues this year simply because there was hazing last year. But it must not happen next because we un- derwentit this year. (in- We shall not become a University of por- mollycoddles as the writer of one com- try- munication to this office would have us believe. If there are men here who would not be- enrolled were public hazing stricken from the University., lay. The Daily is of the opinion that Mich- tnty igan does not want them. The fresh- ielp man has needed some. one to set him :tle- aright for years, and will continue to need help for some time to come. Nor t to should the freshmen wear "pots" only ney when they wish to, as another coin- ever municant would have it. Do some sat- 30,000 alumni and 1,500 upperclassmen has want the student part of the University run by the freshmen class? lids The Daily has for some time ad- itry vocated a system of advisers for fresh- ore men. The Student council, to wlom has the major portion of this problem that should fall, would do well to look any immediately into the system employed nds by Harvard and a number of other un- ling .versities. This system has been suc- ern- cessful, and the supposition is that it the will be so here. A senior or junior be- should be assigned a certain freshman a or freshmen when they enroll, and continue to correct his man or men I of on different points as occasion de- vid- mands. If the freshman willfully vio.. the .lates tniversity ethics and traditions -the after his wrongs have been pointed .tis- out to him his case should be placed luty with the proper officials assigned and ppi- dealt with by them. Perhaps the soph- omores should be given the power of ned punishing the disobedient and perhaps. of it should be confined to upperclassmen said solely. But under a capable new sys- ach tem The Daily doubts whether inere ure. would be more than a very few cases one of this sort. Mr. A vigorous system of upperclass the control would soon clear the streets Mme .of the mobs which have been allowed l be to take things in their own hands. It un- would be a severe punishment for ask .any freshman or sophomore to face a you group of student authorities charged irs? with hazing or violation of traditions. :ing In extreme cases the faculty might be called on, and the continual offender has dismissed from the University. Virls We Haven't Known. A girl who makes a hit with me Is little Sally Green; She never has aspired to be A motion-picture queen. -Birmingham Age-Herald The lass we doff our chapeau to Is little Sallie Dorm; She doesn't have a duck-fit when She sees a uniform. -Macon Telegraph. Girls such as these are scarce in- deed, But try to find Miss Rose, Who never yearned a minute for A pair of silken hose. And if yu find her take a look For charming little Nell, Who knows that "sure's" an ad jective. And never uses "swell." -Kansas Industrialist For gentle Maude I start a noise; 'Midall your stars she'll glisten; For when she starts to tell her joys She never says "Say, listen!" -Ohio State Lantern. Wd know a girl who takes the prize, Her name is Annie Laurie- She never wrote a problem play, Or even a short story -University of Washington Daily. But there is one who's better yet, She's clear up at the top; We'll place our wreath on Anna- belle- She never says, "Now, stop!" Time to Re-Sole Chicago paid Billy Sunday $50,000 for saving the souls of 50,000 of its citizens. A fairly successful Dollar Day. Disgusting deaths - Being stabbed with a knitting-needle. The Literary Digest tells us that if we will plant our back-yard, bath- tub, or what have we, with spuds, we may claim the title of potatriat. And W. S. Hart's Across the Street. Maybe you don't care but the office wants you to realize anyway, that William Fox is one of our night ed- itors, Ralph Herz is a member of Cubs' club, and Marguerite Clark is on the women's staff. Don't immedi- ately conclude from this that you were right in your conjecture that the re- porter who interviewed you once on "Should the women be allowed in Deutscher Verein?" was Charlie Chap- lin. We are, however, delighted to announce that Mary Pickford has been given a life .contract to dust the Bible in the editor's office. One of the G. M. N.'s advertisers al- lows that the sale of two baby car- riages is "an unusual opportunity-tell your friends." The trouble with us on this proposition is that we don't cul- Illinois' Miniature Goat We aren't going to laugh at Jazzmo with his rabbit-foot after seeing Bun- ny Cottontail take the field against Illinois in the second inning yester- day. W o n r Kappa Kappa Gamma and Collegiate Sorosis will play baseball at 1:45 o'- clock this afternoon. Stylus will meet at-7:30 tonight with Agnes True, '19, 1020 South University avenue. Dues must be paid at this time. Freshman and sophmore subs will play baseball at 4 o'clock this after- noon. Girls interested in going to the con- ference camp at Lake Geneva this summer should inquire at Newberry hall, or call Edith Duemling, '19, phone 1325. Women who wish to do farm work this summer should apply at once at the director's office in Barbour gym- nasium as the units are being filled very rapidly. Senior girls will get together from 4 to 6 o'clock Thursday afternoon at Barbour gymnasium. Saturday is the annual field meet of the Women's athletic associaton. Tryouts for the senior play will be held from t to 8 o'clock tonight and from 4 to 6 o'clock tomorrow after- noon in Sarah Caswell Angell hall., Three one-act plays are to be given with a different cast for each. All senior girls are urged to come out. Y, W. C. A. cabinet will meet at 1 d'clock Wednesday afternoon. Here- after all cabinet meetings will be held at 1 o'clock instead of 4 o'clock. The new Y. W C. A. cabinet will give a picnic supper up the river to the old cabinet Friday afternoon at 5:30 o'clock. There will be no rehearsal of the Girls' Glee club this afternoon. Mem- bers will meet at 7:15 o'clock tonight at the Theta Phi Alpha house, 504 South State street. Sophomores must make appoint ments for posture examinations im- mediately. All posture examinations. for freshmen will close by Wednes- day. UNION TO PRESENT WAR PAMPHLETS TO STUDENTS To all persons applying to -Frank Bacon, '02, social director of the Union, a list of war publications, is- sued by the committee on public in- formation, will be presented. In a letter to Mr. Bacon, George Creel, chairman of the committee on public information, states that every American should clearly see the causes of the war and our objectives in it. It is just this that the war publications are intended to furnish. The red, white, and blue series consists of a number of pamphlets on the following subjects: "How the War Came to America," "National Service Handbook," "The Battle Line of Democracy," "The President's Flag Day Address, with Evidence of Ger- many's Plans," "Conquest and Kul- tur," "German War Practices," "War Cyclopedia," "German Treatment of Conquered Territory," and "War, La- bor, and Peace; Some Recent Address- We Sell MAZDA LAMPS Come in and see the 75 watt Blue Lamp IT IS TIME TO LEAVE YOUR ORDER Calling Cards SAMPLES OF CORRECT AND UP-TO-D ENGRAVING NOW IN Gives a white light. Just the thing to H. L. SWITZER Place your order for VISITING CA I Now The Slater ,Book S UNIVERSITY BOOKST es and Writings of the President." Some of these phamplets will be mailed free to any person applying for them upon a special card which may be obtained at Mr. Bacon's office in the Union building. SPRING STYLES .'1 f:: - t fp Copyright IHart $chaffuer & arx Hart Schaffor &Marx spring suits and top coats are more snappy than ever this spring; the kind of clothes red- blooded young men will be wearing.' They have incorporat- ed in them all the style tenden- cies that will be popular. We have bought freely and as a. consequence offer you choice of a stock unequalled for rich- ness of choice and variety of style, anywhere but in their shops. You will find here clothes as good as you can buy in any city, and the price Is more reasonable. New neckw ear, Steson and Knox Hats. Reule, Conlin, Fiegel & COO The Big Home of Hart Schaff- ner and Marxc Clothes, at South- west Corner Main and Washing- ton Streets., DETROIT UNITED LIl Between Detroit, Ann Arbor an (May 14, 1918) Detroit Limited and Express ( ra., 8:xo a. m., and hourly to 7:o p. m. Jackson Express Cars (local s Ann Arbor)-8:48 a. m., and eve to 9:48 P. in. Local Cars East Bound--s!:35 a. T11., 7:05 a. M. and every two h p. i., 9:o5 p. in., io:so p. in. only, 8:o5 p. m., ii:5o p. im.,- :Io a. in.,rand to Saline, change Local Cars West Bound-6 :oo a. m., 10:20 p. in., 12:2o a. m. Courteous and sati TREATMENT to every er, whether the account or small. The Ann Arbor Saving; Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $55 Resources........$4,04 Northwest Cor. Main & 707 North University SWAIN has the F: Photographic collection Arbor Views. See it. 713 East Universit ITUTTLE PIE-A-LA-MODE I.UNCHES and S -- TYPEWRITE] For Sale a TYPEillR'I Mimeographing Fraternity and Social SI 0. D. MORRILL 322 South State Stri YoureveryF ing need fulfill THEm t Al Farmers & N 101-105 So. Main A truck driver in New York knock-. ed down a woman for conversing in German with a male friend, which goes to show how great a fighting patriot the driver was by signaling out the woman. The sudden embarkation of scient- ists to the war front is due to the. fact that they are in search of a speci- men to undergo their "brayless mule" experiment. Attention, Mr. Hohenzol- lern. The failure of allied diplomats at the AT ARMORY FRIDAY, MAY 24, 1918 Dancing 9 to 1 Tickets at Busy Bee Try HOME- Cam They are both Whole MADE ANI The SLfGA Phone 967 Hf p Music by "ke" Fisher's Jazz Band U FR I.