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THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 3, 1927
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Published every morning except Monday
during the Unyiersity Summer Session by
the Board in Control of Student Publica-
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credited in this paper and the local news pub-
lished herein.
be easier
ried for
for Mr. Coolidge to get mar-
publicity than try to look
sensible in a cowboy unifrim, and
easier for Rickard than matching
heavyweights, and much less brutal.
Of course there would be some who
would decry the decline of a sacred
institution, but we must not be so
narrow as to have any more sacred
institutions, and the West has already
proceeded far beyond that stage.
Entered at the Ann Arbor, Michigan,
'ostoffce as second class matter.!
Subscription by carrier, $.5o; by mail, THE TRANSIT STRIKE
(Ufices: Press Building, Maynard Street, It is indeed unfortunate that every
Ann Arbor, Michigan. - community in which workers and em-
EDITORIAL STAFF ployers live together has not a Mayor
Telephone 4925 Walker to avert disaster in the form
MANAGING EDITOR of strikes. Of course the suffering
PHILIP C. BROOKS audience of the press is sick of tales
Editorial Director......Paul J. Kern descriptive of the horrors of strikes,
City Editor.....Joseph E. Brunswick and the more one hears about them
Feature Editor....Marian L. Welles . .
Night Editors the less vital they seem. They might
John E. Davis H. K. Oakes, Jr. be classed with the solid old truths
T. E. Sunderland Orville Dowzer ithat we sniff at when repeated, but
Reporters wish we had heeded when they are
Robert E. Carson Miriam Mitchell brought home with a shock. People
Wm. K. Lomason Mary Lister must learn by experience. However,
Bert Heideman W. Harold May the less bitter the experience and the
-___-___--~ less loss entailed the better, although
BUSINESS STAFF a philosopher might argue against it.
BUSINESS MANAGER The fact remains nevertheless that
LAUIRANCE J.AN ETUYL New York has learned the meaning
of "strike" in this philosophically
Advertising.............Ray Wachter vracious fashion. When a subway
Accounts...........John Ruswinckel- i f W bay
Assistants tie-up is imminent, the city public
C. T. Antonopulos S. S. Berar is forced to at least think of the re-
G. W. Platt. sulting inconvenience, if not actual
G.__W._P_ tt chance. The feeling of the .subway
Night Editor-JOS. E. BRUNSWICK employees goes without saying.
- - Much distress to the public could
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 3, 1927
- A U 1927 a be avoided if mediators of character
and intelligence could be found for
--- -all deadlocks between enployer and
FOR PUBLICITY PURPOSES GET employe. Whether sympathy lies
MARRIED. with one group or the other the salu-
Apparently a certain New York tary influence of some conciliating
banker's son has set the world a bad personality is recognized as a dire
xampe in thes lne of getting married, necessity. If a court for the express
for scarcely had the press of the na- purpose of settling labor disputes
tion recovered from his fiasco when- were created with necessary powers,
tio reoveed romhisfiaco henmuch future trouble might be avoid-
another publicity stunt on the same m .ch esttleetghtdbe avoid
ordr ws istiate. Tis imeIt.ed. The settlement could be arrived
order was instigasted. This time it tb an nelgntumtial
was one of the far western states- boa d, neit e ntaused otyl
Washington-that decided to capital- rd, neither harrassed by labor
ize matrimony as a publicity feat, and union leaders, nor bribed by wealthy
the methods there have changed but unintelligent capitalist rail-
slightly, as we find the mayor of Ten- roaders.
ino offering himself as groom in a The need for such a court is stead-
public wedding to be held at the ily becoming more apparent-govern-
Thurston county fair, in order to ad- ment intervention with hasty deci-
vertise the fair. sions is to be deplored, even though
Thomas Richards-that is the gen- it seems necessary for the immediate
tleman's name, may the world remem- relief of some such condition as that
ber it-has thereby caused to be during this country's disgraceful coal
broadcast as an official proclamation situation. Without an intelligent un-
under his hand as mayor that fact derstanding of the financial and hu-
that he is in the market for an accom- ma interests of both parties-which
phce in the publicity stunt. Mr. any untrained group cannot possess
Thomas did not have to go as far as -no just decision can possibly be
the north woods for his bride, how- reached. Three parties must always
ever, for immediately following the be considered--public, employer and
first newspaper advertising hundreds employee. A rather vicious trium-
of replies from responsible spinsters verate to please under the most uto-
throughout the nation requested pic- pian existence. The dearth of men
tunes of the gentleman. All in all it trained in such problems is evident.
promises to be a great public spec- There is a great field for men right
tacle, with Mr. Thomas's lottery wife now to lead the laboring man-but
as sideshow, and all the good folk of men of the proper requirements are
Thurston county there . for the fire- difficult to find. Labor needs men
works and the other free acts. The who not only live and understand,
idea of any respect for the institution work and think, and form an integral
of matrimony has never occurred way part of the group, but who at the
out there in the wide open spaces, same time have the requisite mental
and perhaps such territory would be training and poise to meet and sanely
fruitful field for pastors who seek to evaluate opposition. It requires a
create national sensations by advocat- day laborer who has an Oxford de-
.Ing free love. gree, who is a good politician and at
The idea of weddings has not been the same time possesses character and1
capitalized nearly enough by the ad- strength of conviction. This seems1
vertising agents, it seems. Curiosity almost too much to hope for, but
common to all morbid events is there is a Job open for big men.
bound to be excited to a feverish pitch r
of excitement over such an event, 1__ _~_
though of course it has the disad- CAMPUS OPINION
vantage of not being easily repeated.
Anoizmous communications will be
Either Tenino, Washington, will have disregarded. The names of communi-
a ~nts will, however, be regarded as
to elect another mayor or Thomas tonfsdential upon request.
will have to get a divorce in order -__
to repeat the stunt at the next fair, On an interurban car from DetroitI
and either course involves difficulties. Sunday evening a red headed woman,r
Nationally in politics matrimony has suffering from her alcoholic risibili-
scarcely scratched the surface as a ties, was sitting beside a man still
vote getter. Think of the possibilities more intoxicated. Suddenly his be-a
in this type of thing for President fuddled sense of propriety inspired
Coolidge, if he should divorce Grace him to kick a respectable womanr
and announce a public marriage to passenger, sitting directly ahead oft
take place with a cowgirl bride. The him.
West would be thereby secure in 1928, The interurban conductor was as-
and the Yankee stadium would not tounded and perplexed. He had
hold the news reel men who would never received a complaint durig
want to attend. The whole Republi- the whole of his seven years career onn
can campaign could be financed from the D. U. R.
the revenues, and though Grace would "I really do not know what to doa
of course, be left holding the bag, so inder the circumstances," was his
to speak, she should be glad to do helpful comment.
this for her husband. hef comemnt
The public marriage also has econ- There were many men, students
from this university who were eye
omic possibilities. If Tex Richard,d s
witnesses. Instead of rendering as-
for instancce, were to hold such mar-
riages on the off season before and sistance, they dedmed it a huge joke5
after Red Grange's appearance on the that a drunken bum had grossly in- t
football field, they would add draw-1 sulted a lady with impudence whichb
iug power to the gate. Then, perhaps, would have been a credit to a cheapp
we could declare a world's champion , vaudeville show. i
marryier, who could command fabul- Let the reader draw his own con-
ous prices for his 3,150th venture onto clusions. -R. W. E. t
the stormy sea of matrimony, with, of
course, the poorer performers touring Since Chicago has the Dempsey- p
the chatauqua, vaudeville, and-county Tunney fight no doubt the Republican p
fair circuits until they had made a and Democrat national conventions
name for themselves. All in all the can be run as a sideshow downtown. v
commercial possibilities of matrimony Those not seeing the fight could see a U
have scarcely been touched. It would real battle.
OATED ROLL
PUT- IN - BAY
EXCURSION
RETURNS
Contrary to conflicting reports, the
University excursion to Put-In-Bay,
Ohio, returned Saturday almost as
scheduled. The accompanying faculty
members, having eaten their sand-
wich and hard-boiled egg at 11:30 in
the morning, were reported as ap-!
pearing wan and pale by the time the
buss returned with the last of them at
10:00 o'clock at night.
* * *
Lake Erie, out of respect to the
pedagogical dignity of the affair, was
serene and calm for the day.
BENEVOLENT ORDER OF ENGI-
NEERS AND MECHANICS
ALSO EXCURSES
In addition to the delegation from
the University, the special boat to
Put-In-Bay, which leaves every day!
at 9 a. in., carried the annual mid-
summer excursion of the Benevolent
Order of Engineers and Mechanics.
During the intermissions on the
steamer the publicity men of the or-
der handed out reams of publicity to
the college boys, remarking therewith
that "You look old enough to be in-
terested in this;" thereby combining
subtle flattery and even more subtle
irony in the realization that that is
the most that any of the college stu-
dents will ever amount to.
BENEVOLENT ORDER HAS
SEVERAL OFFICERS
In the literature given out by the
Benevolent Order of Engineers and
such things there was one page of
pictures of officers, another page'-of
officers nemes, a blank page, and a
page containing the information
"1920-1927." For a young organiza-
tion Rolls can recommend no more
adequately officered crew.S
* * *
BUT THE STUDENTS ALSO AREj
ON THE BOAT
But the students from the Univer-
sity were also on the boat. Some of
them were females; they all showed
a passionate interest i geology.
(This was a geology trip). In Lake
Erie several fish could be seen float-
ing by-dead. No doubt they hd
been hit by steamers such as ours.
Then everyone who was hungry ate
lunch and shortly thereafter the boat
docked at Put-In-Bay.
CAVES ARE SEEN
At Put-In-Bay there are three
caves. These caves are just satiated
with geology, so the serious minded
students of the delegation, led by
their intrepid faculty men, betook
themselves therewith. The caves were
very exciting, being damp and musty
and filled with electric lights and
guides. Before seeing them the dele-
gatts were forced to listen to a speech
by the faculty on how. they were
made. This was included free, and
was part of the price the students had
to pay for the reduced rates.
STALACTITES ARE FEATURE
The word that is misspelled at the
heading of this paragraph is what all
geologists look for in caves. Nearly
all of the stalactites had been broken
off the last time the geology class
visited the caves, however, and so
there were few good specimens. After
crawling through a narrow passage..
way, however, for the benefit of the
admiring throngs, the Rolls delegate
had more stalactites in his hair and
down his neck than the whole class
had gathered previous to that time.
The faculty, with a hammer, was only
able to break off a piece of strontium
sulphate a quarter of an inch square,;
also, while Rolls's assistant delegate
came out with a pocket full of four-
inch crystals. Rolls does not say this
to be boastful realizing that the com-
parison is with a faculty man.
BOAT ALSO RETURNS
After the caves the faculty an-
nounced that there would be a race
against time through the underbrush
around the edge of the island-those
who won would see a glacial groove
and make the boat back while those
who lost would see the glacial groove.
Several dropped out of the contest by
default.
The hardier ones returned to the
ship on time, and there gathered were
the good looking co-eds, who had not
been on the trips through the caves
or the race. Accompanying them also
vere the knickered youths, for whom
Rolls had no use at that time, and
though they may not have learned
much geology they were much more
presentable than the remainder of the
arty.
The trip home was eventful-but
we should. have brought that matter
up before.
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