SUNDAY, MAY 28, 1922 THE MICHIGAN DAILY MAGAZINE
Next Brander goes hark to the good!l .' ot r, weal hrt entre leogth of
l i.B lu b f r B and r id tdar when thr agert, fotr th~e So- ! ''.:tol 1 And th is rondit mit held
A ra o rilety for lhe Prevention of Vice held l ' stir nearly the svholg; country,
full stray and were putting Itiamtond IToray' in lhat high srliool there are
(Bly Gi. D. Caton) of the old Brander hy that irreverent Dick out of huainess in favor ot liar- abtout stno Jc rs acting as hi truttors.
The cotuntry storekeepier snoe young srallywag, Ludwig Lewisohn, per's 'third Rteader, sitting many souls IBratidlor, unless he is more ass thtan
A tousnd lie hut dosrilythle same little cuss that Brander htad therebty andi snakinsg a plare for Doctor, tyt trite. mstt reaized the rhangedl
tiace. kike oute ofnlec thes store thrtecus Frantk Crane, Harold Wtrighit, tHerbtert ''ititios anti sit to chances are
anda seetsonolncelis oer hehis folks traded across the street, and Katiffiman. anid Brtuce Btartoin. i t itt thie lire of this chatnge, he
door of stnce cheese, rat nests, liar- second becatse the little devil had Matte's finally arrives at lie 5 01 his gruts' squeiamish anditi conscience-
ness oil, and state cahhages. The oiice taken turpentine instead of sceine ini tLesistiht's hoots, and lie tl'iik eni aini is tryitig to escape the
storekeeper dreams of days gone hy. echeese to the district schoolmaster. rutshes sit, liis gallaset flying, to lhist tttin~il..ttlY.
Hisdram isa itiaclois ut Iat Brandter mutters again and rushles lie butting andI fling a ptatriotic ti'maIsy Matthiw ii utioes from a
wavsalCrnlg.across the street to Willie Phelps, the petard at the skeptical Lewisolin Ok ii iby rs'lvtnit ilt
scave al lsonloy.sytmpathetic editor of the Weekly "Have yoiu hotight a Liherty Btond" 1 o ithlie less, thte reader gets a gem-
He is young again, playitig riiig-! Boilerptlate, with a tale of the out- he ask~s. "Are you ivorksing in 1khe, ":1 tpttistitit letotm an autokiog-
arouttd-the-rosy-lte and Johsn Hius- rage. And the Weekly Boilerplate tshipyairds' Have yout enlisltid yet?" i~ I ilithter the sian is a frauid or
yan, andl Hentry ILongfellow, and Willie; hrs Btranider's story, eveti dispilac-J "Serv e yiour cittntry, see the wrld it Anid thte impressiont that
Sunday-all rosy-faced, cheruhic lads.'ing Willie Bryan's new thetue, a de- save tmionev! If I iteren't so ottld e iteA gets is a ionrec tine." Anid
TIhey play wcith four girls, with Har- nunciation of Evolution.... itte i toe trenches toilal" lIts iii~s my frindt tt:r ittlii'ews trios
nlet Stowe, Julia Howe, Gene Porter All this posetic allegory aside, let us taliskes biegint tio tremtble twitli e o pait seer the tory strotig racial
anti Myrtle Reed. Thseir street youtsgrotisider briefly what Birander Mall- tist. j iailei sit someti tdozett years iago!
voices rise in a classic "London tewss had Is say', somse weeks ago, inI l'te ii ruurat'sntth'Ihits til Itrietits, after Matthews has
Bridge is fall-ittg down't-fall-ing lie New' York 'Tities Book Rteviewt cait so tiucti wo'rse.iotIittiietttatirttisoh
downt!" Frotm hehinid a, tree a nauighty ,tocrtitg Luitwig L.ea'isolin's "Uli !I ssntstsidwt ee{i ci , i t It even itsm associates till It'-
gilmakses faces at thent. It is Stisan, Streati." Rtecovering frorn ati altck I~ Ih'v is not sai tihi i, tiy frientls, aftet'
Leitox. Dowen thte street, bairely out of of nausea, I lake up the Dtarlitng of ysyin that Lessisoisth was reftiseiM Nhi thee , has dlivereid a volley of
swaddling clothes, toddules a little Columbhia University onl several eoutnts. Ia posititin be" asito It" hadt tnot lestrnedl I' i eui t, at a hush so fair tat, even
devil who gives protmise of heconting; First off, I note that he. wtitht tmany Entglishi at his tmothier's paltellal. He'(torr I. Shiertmisn praisedh it! I hope
the town rowdsy, a ruidiy little bay bty a kittenishs and coy smirk, lakes credit iltis1 5iiaelftii tl. 1 tt lithIe to wsontI quar rel.
Ike natte of Mentcketn. lie hturls sit upon himtself for the svord "hiurk," Setiitisti hod anythittg to do tilthi itI Antdt in roti'lit tittl, I tiay sit' that
apiple core at the innocetnt revelers as whichl Jatmes Huneker ttsed a number 'tand lttts jumnps frott ther frying part inotesil arlasrto i I1 is v 'riu's Saltement neeul not
hte goes hy, antI threatens worse as lie of years agoy and which he attrihtutetd tuC lesrl tro-asitiiscaisi r olit tit illig
grows older, to sonteonte else. Honest Mr. lutte- cieepetha'I trtte.ehilit.
lee! Ie wuld't lai suh ali Hi' knowtss, tof toarse, tat this rare
TPhe games goes nierrily ott. The ker lieuic soasd diaieu such ato liter-
storekeeper htiztes hapupily. A bueatific driy gent! t suggest, in conniection pstili tasgl tnh inc' etvidnct itd is itrsiggru fSmta
siie overspreads his countenance. A with this, that Brander (Zeus! bhtt hte thitnks thuat he trill hbt sate in deny- rS ieis trout t' c'olletiont itt Prof.
customer contes in, snmells of the her- atm btecomitig fanmiliar) slick to re- igit sdggri 'got.Wa I I trli a et itehii
rg, adpasses otit (of thte doori.reii) h lihs n eiigmr arrant idliocy hi'e titils ts! Speak- utu lo in thie ariltie if Ike Librsary for
Then a young antI grinning utrctin iseriotts seems to constipate his mind. ing nerstontilly andt withut preuittce- tive it sweek. Itucluded itt thte exhiit
teeps in. Then says Brander that Lewisohn i s ae .nme fecletbass
Sdelis German horn, and not learning frIat fhr'Nrhetloli aei iuturo xeln tass
Suddenly somttihing takses the store- ' only twselvi' years itgo thait 1 started Intl spiecimensoif native ftabrics oh
teepee on the corner of tin head. 'fhie Englishs at his tmothter's knee, (all Ist htig chu ol, tu t tillal timeto here' i'ohu-uf-guhl andh vegetaable Iers. as
shock is terrifi'; Ike flies cease their' Ameici uste, as evroekowta out iti Jest on si faeltly of over ai well aso htiahs idols. Mutch of tke cot-
droning gossip; flue lire seurry back bteinug masters of gramnmar and style)thure prsn.T eeyaler]xi cld otbdpiaete
inoth eth fth toeepe')was not fitted for the eminency of in- few evreslientuan Iint' r'ersi hater t-% eliuti a'suu nit huert. hehubt
itoacth iedhu w hers srkeepr, struictorshuip in Esuglish at Columbuhias' ts tsgvsitts ''tikt nit r.lsi"i oha
tios ac-salingslyisaers;hinls ki niversity. Al first, I threwm all of
witha cash hil thecobebs ilfonrad's kooks ilto the 'aste-buaskes,'i_
st tu 'ersls wiht th u'uhs'ho tutusitd totols tup liii slush' if Blrsandehr ' - ' -' '
1ke ceiiig shiv'e-r with thue impuhact. 'ish s'svtusts.I teitutuoht
Thue storreeer hinmself slights tun ,
Isis Ischuia] calloisities in a hbix of dlriedh gtap to assail tie, aiud stin I thug ituts
lii' Coadu I'utoI, it senit Biratnder'
pa-tones. t tie fusrnacse. 1 conelsuded ha Iusty
As I live!. It is Btranuter Matthewst., uwkile Cionrad anui Le"wisohnitdothutu
Ilhe mutters somth ing thatt sound,,l. ' nit's wh enu to saty ''ain't," still thuey l
like "darn!" andt then ttsluisu'ly re, doi ha~ve' somutethuing tot say oc'easionally' pel th odnRl n ok bu 1 hysr tbte hnBadr
for lt'e mtissile. 'Tle.1btte , its ffr as I cttn ste. hats
A btook! ' eel"t d r oi impirove te style tub
He stops intl piucus it sut. It is "l~n's '1''tlp's dtale 'bud the Battlhe Hlymsn
Stheam," kurledintmo th sleepty haunts q ii,( Repubic.u fIln i ni' unhl east's.
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