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OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION
OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
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REPORTE~RS
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BUSINESS STAFF
eider Richard Lambrecht
William Wachsk
SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, 1919t
THORNTON W. SARGENT JR - ISSUE EDITOR
TOURISTS, UNIVERSITY BOOSTERS
g the summer there are a considerable number of tourists mo-
ough Ann Arbor on their way from Chicago to, the East, or vice
heir itinerary carries them along East Huron street, State street,
tenaw avenue-ways recommended by Blue Book maps to motor-
ig over this section of the country. Often, however, the printed
are insufficient, and the traveler stops to make further inquiries.
ny cases the persons thus interrogated are students, for a large
he route traversed by the tourists is populated with University
stranger merely asks his way, but not infrequently the student
nd abrupt in making his reply. Instead of giving the desired
n and perhaps supplementing it with some personal advice, the
3 discourteous, sometimes to the point of creating an altogether
le impression, and always sufficiently so to substantiate the lay
at the college man is irresponsible and lacking in common sense.
aling with non-university men, and especially with strangers, the
is an opportunity to overcome the hostile opinons quite commonly
instead of answering abruptly, the student were more courteous
ly, he could do much toward; improving his position in the eyes
-Id. If a tourist seeks information, be pleasant in giving it. More-
t h;im to the campus, mention some of the sights that are to be
mnection with it, and show him that it is worth while to stop
the University. Suggest Hill auditorium, the New Union, Ferry
new Library, and other places of interest and invite him to look
University ground's. Welcome him as you would a prospective
your home town.
miring visitor is a bdoster and it lies in the power of Michigan
ake boosters for their University.
IOn the Other Hand-
"Yes," says the old guard, "the floor
in the Union isn't what it's cracked
up to be."
The government is going to sell all
its army food stores. There will be
lots of profitable buys because one
dish of military prunes has been
known to last-. a year. Ann Arbor
beanerys please notice.
Flo Ziegfeld has boosted his prices
to $2.50 for all downstairs seats while
the Follies are on the road. Well,
why not? Every year you see more.
Said Newlywed, "I say, dear one!
Your poundcake weighs almost a ton;
It's just like lead and mighty tough;
You didn't pound it quite enough!"
-Luke McLuke.
"And when this practice you shall get,
You will become more skillful yet,
Until you very soon can make,"
He said, "A first rate batter cake."
Newark Advocate.
A stack of pancakes then with pride
She brought to him and one he tried,
Then whispered, "Tell me truly, Nan,
Is this the pancake or the pan?"
-Free Press.
A plate of fried cakes then came in,
He smacked his lips and with a grin
Bit into one. His smile then died;
He said, "They're cakes, my dear, but
they ain't fried."
Back Scat Romance
A personal in the Chi Trib says
"Wife of Billie Reynolds, automobile
salesman, will learn something to her
advantage. Address 519, Trib."
Written by the Janitor
There is a new play on the boards
called "No Children Allowed."
Speaking of hard luck, a friend of
ours who was in the marine corps,
was the recipient of a visit by a gent
from the recruiting station the other
day. The bird brought'him his hon-
orable discharge and eight months
back pay. Too bad, wasn't it?
Jever notice
That certain
Young women
Don't know
How to swim
Every summer
And every summer
They are taught
And taught
But still
They never learn
How to swim
I wonder why?
An ad in the Wash. Post is addressed
"To the Wives of Those Who Drink."
A very selet few, indeed.
More From the Front at Wisconsin
And now our feminine friend at Wis-
consin has ventured her version of
"Hello Day" in a communique just re-
ceived.
Says she: "'Hello Day' was not a
howling success, but much fun if you
had nerve enough to make use of it.
I encountered a young stude headed.
for the Ag school and 'helloed' him.
He was not only startled bu't shocked.
When he was a block away he finally
came to and yelled back 'Hello.'"
A sport headline in the Free Press
says "Three Men Will Handle Eleven."
Jack and Jess and Jack are together,
eh?
Oh, Beby!
A lady asked one of our friends if
he liked babies. "Yes," the squirrel
said, "I'm crazy about 'em when
they're over 18."
CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH
TEN-THIRTY
Sermon-Lecture
by
LLOYD C. DOUGLAS
Topic:
"Spiritual Gifts"
WITH BARGAINS
in books of Education, History, Economics, Mathematics, Chemistry,
etc. Come early and bring your basket.
Wahr's University Bookstor s
!°
First
Baptist Church
Huron St., below State
Sunday, 10:30 A. M.
Sermon by
FREDERICK BENTLEY IGLER
STUDENT GUILD CLASSES
11:45-12:30
For Traveling Anywhere Anytime
You will enjoy using the
A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They
come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed
by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification.
ZASK US
Farmers & Mechanics Bank
101-105 S. Main 330 S. State St.
(Nickels Arcade)
ALL ARE WELCOME
a
MIDSUMMER
BOOK SALE
OUR TABLES AND COUNTERS ARE FAIRLY GROANING
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First Unitarian
Church
Corner Huron and State Sts.
SUNDAY 10:30 A. M.
Sidney S. Robins
Minister
BELGIAN KING AND CARDINAL
MERCIER TO VISIT U. S. SOON
Brussels, Aug. 8.-Details of King
Albert's trip to America have not
been fully arranged, but it is proable
that he will start about the middle of
September, and will not return until
his presence here is necessary because
of the Belgian elections. According
to present plans, he will make a com-
plete swing of the country and will be
accompanied by his son, Prince Leo-
pold.
Cardinal Mercier will start for
America on Sept. 4, and will probably
be gone until the end of October. He
intends to visit Montreal and Quebec.
General Pershing will be received
by King Albert next Sunday at the
king's country palace at Cierney in
the Ardennes. The visit will be un-
official and will be made in order that
General Pershing may wish the king
a personal good-bye before leaving for
the United States.
Mrs. Bishop Entertains Women
Members of the Women's league
were entertained Thursday afternoon
at the home of Mrs. W. W. Bishop,
715 Church. street. Several faculty
ladies were present, and Miss Verna
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Go to LYNDON'S 719 N. UNIVERSITY AVE.
Eastman Kodaks Eastman Films
GUARANTEED AMATEUR FINISHING
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We have led in atiiateur finishing for twelve years and are still lead-
ing:-Why? Because we give you QUALITY. We guarantee our devel-
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State anu our help is experienced in every line of Photography.
IF YOU WANT SATISFACTION BRING YOUR FILMS TO
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LEAVE YOUR FILMS
AT
QUARRY'S DRUG STORE
FOR
THE SWAINS
TO DEVELOP AND PRINT
"C-IASING RAINBOWS"
college man, more than any other person, perhaps, is inclined to
is few isolated moments of meditation that he is "always chasing_
. He sees about him a thousand illusive paths with a thousand
rewards at the end. All of theni are strewn with examples of
fnd failure. He longs for fixity of purpose, but he. has never met-
1 squarely to ascertain his merit or his likes and dislikes. A col-
er cannot last forever, and if he is not blind he knows that peo-
discount his success in any particular line of activity after he
the protection and generosity 6f college walls.
nows that in the hot, competitive, democratic thought of the Amer-
he will be a puppet, a novice, an amateur. Whether he delves
or works in a broker's office he will simply contribute to another's
He will see the big deals, perhaps even make big deals, but the
il go beyond him. The college man often feels a posltve need for
ight away. Ambition and ideal .demand much of him. That is
s generally misunderstood.
ne one were infinitely wise, could help him dissolve the extraneous
from his life, perhaps the college man could build the future
id well. But of the thousand uncertain paths, everyone must
s own,and go some part of it alone. It is no discount on a college
that it enlarges one's demands if, at the same time, it has made
man for a bigger job.
rience at a university gives a mental poise, a certain substantial
hat is genuine worth, that is practical everywhere. It shows the
paths, but it also aids in making the choice. A college background
rt itself constantly at times of indecision, helping to make the
wise one. Right now, even though the college man may appear
f to be "chasing rainbows," he can decide what he shall look for
d-a blue-bird or a pot of gold.
ght be .again called to the attention of University impresarios'
pus productions would be more successful if their length were
in more reasonable bounds. Two hours or less is sufficient for
ville performance.
'rofiteers to Escape Sift," says a headline. What they need is to
rough a grinder instead of a sifter.,
he man who is always filing things "for reference," then neverl
BUESCHER SAXOPHONES
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Eb Alto Saxophone, triple silver-plated...................$125.00
C-Melody Saxophone, triple silver-plated................. $135.00
Bb Tenor Saxophone, triple silver-plated................$145.00
Bb Bass Saxophone, triple silver-plated...................$20.60
SEE AND TRY THESE BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENTS AT
SCHAEBERLE & SON, Music House
110 SOUTH MAIN STREET
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Afatrau gave a short program of read- Read The Wolverine for Campus
ings. news.
Bathing Suits
WE HAVE THE TWO PIECE KIND WITH
THE WHITE BELT
GEO. J. MOE "Sport Shop"
Some Poor Fish Will Bite On This
An ad in one .of the well known
papers wantsba partner to invest $5,000
in the scale business.
The Ace Meets the Queen Bee
An aviator fell in a field near Chi-
cago and landed on a beehive. Rumor
hath it that he was stung all over the
fuselage.
Citron's Got a Lemon
A personal says "1 single horse and
wagon for sale. See George Citron,
222 E. 58th St."
The Yellowed Lid
You can tell when summer's waning,
When folks come home with cheeks all
burned;
But the good old sign infallible
Is when the straw chapeau has turned.
-H. W.
DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(March 3o, =9F9) y
(Central Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-8: to a.
in., and hourly to 8:1o p., M.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7:40
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. in. (Ex-
presses make localstops w.est of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound- :oo a. m., 9:05 a.
m., and every two hours to 9:o5 p. M., 10:50
p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45p. .n., 12:24
a. Xn., :o a. m., and to=Saline, change at
Ypsilanti,
Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and
11:20 p. m.
Absolutely..
The Coolest Place in Town
Air Changed Once a Minute
ICE CREAM and HOME
MADE CANDIES
The Sugar BoWl
Phone 967 109 SO. MAIN
Courteous and satisfactory
TREATMENT to every custom-
er, whether the account be lsrge
or small.
The Ann!rbor Sayings Bank
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus; $550,000.00
Resou res........$4000,000.00
id =Su mmer
Sale
All Light
Three-piece Suits
l=4Off
N. F. ALLEN CO.
The House of Kuppeaheimer In Ann Arbor
deceives others deceives himself most of all.
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