r u , P-., m 1, _.. *oleri"ne r' OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday afternoons Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second-class matter Subscription by carrier or mail, $r.oo Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, Maynard Street Phones: Business-96o; Fditorial-2414 [ours: Managing Editor-z :oo to 2:00 o'clock daily except Saturday; Business Manager-i :oo to 2:oo o'clock daily except Saturday unications not to exceed Soo words, if signed, the signature not necessarily to ap- int, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to the office. .ed communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript wll be returned writer incloses postage, olverine does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. Mark K. Ehlbert.... ...........Managing Editor J. Ellsworth Robinson..................Business Manager Phone 2414 or z o5 Campbell...........City Editor Howard Weeks..............Column Editor x................Associate Editor Martha Guelrnsey...........Women's Editor Mark B. Covell...............Assistant Business Manager Thornton W. Sargent Jr...,.. ...............Issue Editor REPORTE~RS F. G. Merz J. . Beretta Robert W. Taylor H. H. Heth Samuel Lamport Edgar L. ce Julia Lockwood 'L BUSINESS STAFF eider Richard Lambrecht William Wachsk SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, 1919t THORNTON W. SARGENT JR - ISSUE EDITOR TOURISTS, UNIVERSITY BOOSTERS g the summer there are a considerable number of tourists mo- ough Ann Arbor on their way from Chicago to, the East, or vice heir itinerary carries them along East Huron street, State street, tenaw avenue-ways recommended by Blue Book maps to motor- ig over this section of the country. Often, however, the printed are insufficient, and the traveler stops to make further inquiries. ny cases the persons thus interrogated are students, for a large he route traversed by the tourists is populated with University stranger merely asks his way, but not infrequently the student nd abrupt in making his reply. Instead of giving the desired n and perhaps supplementing it with some personal advice, the 3 discourteous, sometimes to the point of creating an altogether le impression, and always sufficiently so to substantiate the lay at the college man is irresponsible and lacking in common sense. aling with non-university men, and especially with strangers, the is an opportunity to overcome the hostile opinons quite commonly instead of answering abruptly, the student were more courteous ly, he could do much toward; improving his position in the eyes -Id. If a tourist seeks information, be pleasant in giving it. More- t h;im to the campus, mention some of the sights that are to be mnection with it, and show him that it is worth while to stop the University. Suggest Hill auditorium, the New Union, Ferry new Library, and other places of interest and invite him to look University ground's. Welcome him as you would a prospective your home town. miring visitor is a bdoster and it lies in the power of Michigan ake boosters for their University. IOn the Other Hand- "Yes," says the old guard, "the floor in the Union isn't what it's cracked up to be." The government is going to sell all its army food stores. There will be lots of profitable buys because one dish of military prunes has been known to last-. a year. Ann Arbor beanerys please notice. Flo Ziegfeld has boosted his prices to $2.50 for all downstairs seats while the Follies are on the road. Well, why not? Every year you see more. Said Newlywed, "I say, dear one! Your poundcake weighs almost a ton; It's just like lead and mighty tough; You didn't pound it quite enough!" -Luke McLuke. "And when this practice you shall get, You will become more skillful yet, Until you very soon can make," He said, "A first rate batter cake." Newark Advocate. A stack of pancakes then with pride She brought to him and one he tried, Then whispered, "Tell me truly, Nan, Is this the pancake or the pan?" -Free Press. A plate of fried cakes then came in, He smacked his lips and with a grin Bit into one. His smile then died; He said, "They're cakes, my dear, but they ain't fried." Back Scat Romance A personal in the Chi Trib says "Wife of Billie Reynolds, automobile salesman, will learn something to her advantage. Address 519, Trib." Written by the Janitor There is a new play on the boards called "No Children Allowed." Speaking of hard luck, a friend of ours who was in the marine corps, was the recipient of a visit by a gent from the recruiting station the other day. The bird brought'him his hon- orable discharge and eight months back pay. Too bad, wasn't it? Jever notice That certain Young women Don't know How to swim Every summer And every summer They are taught And taught But still They never learn How to swim I wonder why? An ad in the Wash. Post is addressed "To the Wives of Those Who Drink." A very selet few, indeed. More From the Front at Wisconsin And now our feminine friend at Wis- consin has ventured her version of "Hello Day" in a communique just re- ceived. Says she: "'Hello Day' was not a howling success, but much fun if you had nerve enough to make use of it. I encountered a young stude headed. for the Ag school and 'helloed' him. He was not only startled bu't shocked. When he was a block away he finally came to and yelled back 'Hello.'" A sport headline in the Free Press says "Three Men Will Handle Eleven." Jack and Jess and Jack are together, eh? Oh, Beby! A lady asked one of our friends if he liked babies. "Yes," the squirrel said, "I'm crazy about 'em when they're over 18." CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH TEN-THIRTY Sermon-Lecture by LLOYD C. DOUGLAS Topic: "Spiritual Gifts" WITH BARGAINS in books of Education, History, Economics, Mathematics, Chemistry, etc. Come early and bring your basket. Wahr's University Bookstor s !° First Baptist Church Huron St., below State Sunday, 10:30 A. M. Sermon by FREDERICK BENTLEY IGLER STUDENT GUILD CLASSES 11:45-12:30 For Traveling Anywhere Anytime You will enjoy using the A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification. ZASK US Farmers & Mechanics Bank 101-105 S. Main 330 S. State St. (Nickels Arcade) ALL ARE WELCOME a MIDSUMMER BOOK SALE OUR TABLES AND COUNTERS ARE FAIRLY GROANING l5 First Unitarian Church Corner Huron and State Sts. SUNDAY 10:30 A. M. Sidney S. Robins Minister BELGIAN KING AND CARDINAL MERCIER TO VISIT U. S. SOON Brussels, Aug. 8.-Details of King Albert's trip to America have not been fully arranged, but it is proable that he will start about the middle of September, and will not return until his presence here is necessary because of the Belgian elections. According to present plans, he will make a com- plete swing of the country and will be accompanied by his son, Prince Leo- pold. Cardinal Mercier will start for America on Sept. 4, and will probably be gone until the end of October. He intends to visit Montreal and Quebec. General Pershing will be received by King Albert next Sunday at the king's country palace at Cierney in the Ardennes. The visit will be un- official and will be made in order that General Pershing may wish the king a personal good-bye before leaving for the United States. Mrs. Bishop Entertains Women Members of the Women's league were entertained Thursday afternoon at the home of Mrs. W. W. Bishop, 715 Church. street. Several faculty ladies were present, and Miss Verna I :f- Go to LYNDON'S 719 N. UNIVERSITY AVE. Eastman Kodaks Eastman Films GUARANTEED AMATEUR FINISHING ENLARGEMENTS FROM YOUR NEGATIVES A SPECIALTY We have led in atiiateur finishing for twelve years and are still lead- ing:-Why? Because we give you QUALITY. We guarantee our devel- oping -r no charge. We have the latest and best equipped store in the State anu our help is experienced in every line of Photography. IF YOU WANT SATISFACTION BRING YOUR FILMS TO Hll Auditorum LYNDON1 & OMPANY. University "Avenue r -.-- LEAVE YOUR FILMS AT QUARRY'S DRUG STORE FOR THE SWAINS TO DEVELOP AND PRINT "C-IASING RAINBOWS" college man, more than any other person, perhaps, is inclined to is few isolated moments of meditation that he is "always chasing_ . He sees about him a thousand illusive paths with a thousand rewards at the end. All of theni are strewn with examples of fnd failure. He longs for fixity of purpose, but he. has never met- 1 squarely to ascertain his merit or his likes and dislikes. A col- er cannot last forever, and if he is not blind he knows that peo- discount his success in any particular line of activity after he the protection and generosity 6f college walls. nows that in the hot, competitive, democratic thought of the Amer- he will be a puppet, a novice, an amateur. Whether he delves or works in a broker's office he will simply contribute to another's He will see the big deals, perhaps even make big deals, but the il go beyond him. The college man often feels a posltve need for ight away. Ambition and ideal .demand much of him. That is s generally misunderstood. ne one were infinitely wise, could help him dissolve the extraneous from his life, perhaps the college man could build the future id well. But of the thousand uncertain paths, everyone must s own,and go some part of it alone. It is no discount on a college that it enlarges one's demands if, at the same time, it has made man for a bigger job. rience at a university gives a mental poise, a certain substantial hat is genuine worth, that is practical everywhere. It shows the paths, but it also aids in making the choice. A college background rt itself constantly at times of indecision, helping to make the wise one. Right now, even though the college man may appear f to be "chasing rainbows," he can decide what he shall look for d-a blue-bird or a pot of gold. ght be .again called to the attention of University impresarios' pus productions would be more successful if their length were in more reasonable bounds. Two hours or less is sufficient for ville performance. 'rofiteers to Escape Sift," says a headline. What they need is to rough a grinder instead of a sifter., he man who is always filing things "for reference," then neverl BUESCHER SAXOPHONES Bb Soprano Saxophone, triple silver-plated................. .$105.00 Eb Alto Saxophone, triple silver-plated...................$125.00 C-Melody Saxophone, triple silver-plated................. $135.00 Bb Tenor Saxophone, triple silver-plated................$145.00 Bb Bass Saxophone, triple silver-plated...................$20.60 SEE AND TRY THESE BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENTS AT SCHAEBERLE & SON, Music House 110 SOUTH MAIN STREET i ] Afatrau gave a short program of read- Read The Wolverine for Campus ings. news. Bathing Suits WE HAVE THE TWO PIECE KIND WITH THE WHITE BELT GEO. J. MOE "Sport Shop" Some Poor Fish Will Bite On This An ad in one .of the well known papers wantsba partner to invest $5,000 in the scale business. The Ace Meets the Queen Bee An aviator fell in a field near Chi- cago and landed on a beehive. Rumor hath it that he was stung all over the fuselage. Citron's Got a Lemon A personal says "1 single horse and wagon for sale. See George Citron, 222 E. 58th St." The Yellowed Lid You can tell when summer's waning, When folks come home with cheeks all burned; But the good old sign infallible Is when the straw chapeau has turned. -H. W. DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (March 3o, =9F9) y (Central Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-8: to a. in., and hourly to 8:1o p., M. Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7:40 a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. in. (Ex- presses make localstops w.est of Ann Arbor.) Local Cars East Bound- :oo a. m., 9:05 a. m., and every two hours to 9:o5 p. M., 10:50 p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45p. .n., 12:24 a. Xn., :o a. m., and to=Saline, change at Ypsilanti, Local Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and 11:20 p. m. Absolutely.. The Coolest Place in Town Air Changed Once a Minute ICE CREAM and HOME MADE CANDIES The Sugar BoWl Phone 967 109 SO. MAIN Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be lsrge or small. The Ann!rbor Sayings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus; $550,000.00 Resou res........$4000,000.00 id =Su mmer Sale All Light Three-piece Suits l=4Off N. F. ALLEN CO. The House of Kuppeaheimer In Ann Arbor deceives others deceives himself most of all. Read news. The Wolverine for Campus Northn 707 Main & aiversity . Pay your subscription.