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OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
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TUESDAY, JULY 15, 1919
TOO MUCH NOISE
Although the saying that silence is golden was made to apply more
cially to the utterances of the tongue, present conditions on the cam-
warrant its being construed as an injunction against unnecessary noise
nd University buildings. Whether his classes be in the Economics
.ings,the Law building, West hall, or the Natural Science building, the
ent is being continually annoyed by disturbances outside the room.
noises are, for the most part, capable of elimination, and where this
t true, there are other remedies for the existing evil.
:n the Natural Science building, for instance, janitors and other Univer-
employees are continually rolling their creaking hand-carts through
corridors, disturbing the work of the classes and often drowning out
e 'sections of lectures. If the carts must be used during school hours,
le grease or oil might be applied advantageously. Also the employees '
t be cautioned against whistling and shouting in the course of their
On the Other Hand-
As Dancers They Certajily Can Swim
It's marvelous, isn't it, with what
grace the Mack Sennett girls execute
that intricate maze of dancing steps
that they go through each pegform-
ance.
A certain young man from Cold Har-
bor,
Decided to wed in Ann Arbor
But he heard his death knell,
When her father said-"Well,
It will take seven thousand to garb
-N. D. I.
It's now legal in England to treat.
It's legal over here too, but who wants
to?
'Jever notice that if you take a bolt
on a hot day the next day that you go
to class the prof is handing back
papers and you don't get one?
ENGLAND TO ERECT
BARS FOR ALIENS
-Headline
Line forms outside the Cunard office.
Don't crowd, boys.
Tad tells a story about Jack Demp-
sey when he was a hobo out in Cali-
fornia. It seems that Jack had been
troubled by some bad pains and he hit
a free dispensary where they slipped
him some pills. He put 'em in his,
pocket and went out and pretty soon
he thought he'd better take one. He
fished the box of his jeans and read
what it said on the cover: Take one
before each meal "Fully chee," says
Jack, "these here ain't no good fora
me."
Italy Wants Big
Austrian Jewel
Vienna, June 12 (Correspondence).-
A new turn has been given to the
dispute between Italy and Austria
over art collections by the statement
,that former Emperor Charles has car-
ried off to Switzerland the imperial
jewels, the whole of which are re-
garded in Austria as being his pri-
vate property but claims for which
have been filed by Italy, particularly
the Florentine diamond of 133 1-3
carats.
The Italian commissionertProfes-
sor D' Ancona, has stated that this
diamond formed part of the collection
left to the city of Florence under the
will of Anna Maria Medici but that it
was carried off by the House of Aus-
tria in 1748 when Duke Leopold be-
came emperor of Austria. He said
that the Austrian government had
been notified of the Italian claims to
this jewel months ago, and that if it
permitted, Emperor Charles to carry
it away it would be necessary to ob-
tain possession of it again. It is un-
known hereswhether the emperor has
disposed of the diamond while in Swit-
zerland in order to pay his living ex-
penses.
Professor D' Ancona has carefully
traced the history of this remarkable
stone which, legend relates, was lost
on the battlefield of Granson by
Charles, duke of Burgundy, six cen-
turies ago. It was then picked up and
believed to be a piece of glass and
was sold for a small sum. It found
its way to Switzerland, where it was
sold for 11,000 ducats to the Duke of
Milan and brought to Rome in 1601
by Ferdinand Medici. It has been on
exhibition of late years in the Hofburg
museum.
Professor D' Ancona pointed out
that the Austrians cannot claim that
in surrendering this stone they would
be injuring Vienna's art collection,
since they were willing to part with
it to the former emperor, who is now
a private citizen and has left the
country.
tlusie Notes
SUMMER SCHOOL STUDENTS
We offer quantities of 'New and Second Hand
TEXT BOOKS
for all departments. Our stock of LOOSE LEAF NOTE
BOOKS, FOUNTAIN PENS, Etc., Etc., is complete.
A Cordial Welcome and Unusual Service at
Wahr's University Bookstores
For Traveling Anywhere Anytime
You will enjoy using the
A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They
come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed
by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification.
ASK US
Farmers & Mechanics Bank
101-105 $. Main 330 S. State St.
MNckels Arcade)
.
Go to LYNDON'S
Eastman Kodaks
719 N. UNIVERSITY AVE.
Eastman Films
It's surprising how many things
seemingly said in jest prove true by
observation. For instance, Irv Cobb
said th atall faces fall into three clas-
ses, round, square and squirrel. Just
give the birds in your classes the o. o.
and see how well it works out.
The flush of youth, she hath it,
That maid of auburn locks.
But bang, goes an illusion,
Her blush comes in a box.
GUARANTEED AMATEUR FINISHING
ENLARGEMENTS FROM YOUR NEGATIVES A SPECIALTY
We have led in amateur finishing for twelve years and are still lead-
ing:-Why? Because we give you QUALITY. We guarantee our devel-
oping or no charge. We have the latest and best equipped store in the
State and our help is experienced in every line of Photography.
IF YOU WANT SATISFACTION BRING YOUR FILMS TO
'Hiol Doors from LYN N & COMPANY Un U 9 North
Hill Auditorium versty Avenue
hi Law building shares with the Natural Science building and others
anoyance of children playing on the walks. The campus is a very
lace for the youngsters, but parents should see to it that they do not
at the expense of those who are endeavoring to study.
i those parts of the campus where automobiles may be parked, the
is even more disturbing. Drivers race their motors, often with the
ts on, although this method of starting the engines is not at all
ial. Furthermore, there ire few occasions where the use of the horn
essary.
the case of West hall, the noise is well nigh intolerable. The in-
t grinding of the steam shovel engaged in the work of excavation is
ance to the classes, and concentrated attention is impossible in the
f the disturbance. There are sufficient vacant rooms in other parts
campus so that the classes now held in West hall may be moved
.t any serious inconvenience.
other ways, the University is interested in the welfare of i.:r stu-
and spares no pains to make their life here a profitable and pleas-
e. But in the face of these petty annoyances, the student's life be-
less profitable as well as less pleasant. The student cannot work effi-{
when disturbed by outside forces of this character and he looks,
ire, to the University officials to improve the existing conditions.
THE TOUR TO NIAGARA FALLS
rhe personally conducted party of student tourists which leaves next
ay for Niagara Falls will enjoy a unique experience. Whether they
seen the falls before, or whether the trip is their first, it is certain
and out as one of the most pleasant in their memory.
[he tour will be enjoyable not only because of the large number that
undoubtedly go, but also because it will be under the personal guid-
of one who knows his subject and how to make it interesting. There
nany features of the falls unknown and unfamiliar to the average tour-
.nd it is these features that will be emphasized by the guide.
k trip to Niagara Falls, one of the most impressive sights that Nature
;o offer, is a pleasant and profitable way to spend the week-end. The
will be within the reach of everyone, and by anyone who can make
rip, the chance is hardly to be neglected.
NAMES
James are the first things we get when we come into the world. Every-
has one. Considering this, it is strange how we make the greatest
ub about them.
Ve think our own name the best that has been devised since the sys-
if naming was started - yet the chances are that there have been thou-
3 with exactly the same title.
'he first time our name appears in print is an. occasion long to be
mbered. We look and gaze in raptures. Whether it is as guests at a
let, as under-secretary of some minor committee, as members of a
or even as a criminal, it causes a peculiar thrill, which can never
be duplicated.
ur greatest ambition is to see our name live in history for some great
done by us, though whether it is for the sake of the deed or just to
ur name before the world is a matter for debate.
hen there are the "pet" names - the name our mother has for us, or
als, or our school-mates, or, best of all perhaps, our best girl. These
de names we remember best long after they have gone out of use.
fter all, a name is the best thing we get in life. We have it at the
start, and it is up to us to make it mean something - either big or
And when we quit this life, it is the only thng we leave behind.
le "efficiency expert" who wanted to tell Morgan how to make more
r might show Ford how to increase the value of his stock. From $100
re to $12,270 is a mere nothing to what efficiency might do.
lologne Faces British Tanks." - Free Press. After your private
is gone, you might try it yourself.
Prohibition ?
The R-34 didn't like our country as
well as a certain president who just
arrived home seemed to like it over
there.
Look Who Got Married
Erwin Davisson, brother of Dr. Lee
Davisson of this village, and Miss Eva
Guest, sister of Mrs. Lee Da'idson,
were married in Leoni. RDLUULUP
were married Monday at the home of
the groom's parents in Leoni.
-A. A. Times-News.
Mr. Wilson said in his home-coming
speech, "I am a bit alarmed to -find
how many speches I have in my sys-
tem undelivered."
Gosh, how alarmed the congressmen
must feel!
The new girls' dormitory is going to
be called the Betsy Barbour House.
The next thing this University will
have is a dorm for men called Little
Rollo's Place or the Rover Boys' Rest.
From The World's Greatest Newspaper
ORDER GIRL, MAN
IN VAULT, SEIZE
$1,400, AND FLEE
-Chicago Trib.
The question is, what did they do
with the insect?
We have been contemplating the
purchase of a canary bird for some
time and we went so far as to price
one the other day and whaddyethink,
the darn things cost 10 bucks! Why
you can buy a whole chicken for
around 90 cents a pound.
And So We Remark, "To Err ...
When one remembers that in an
ordinary news column there are 10,000
pieces of type, that there are seven
wrong positions in which each may be
placed-therefore 70,000 chances to
make errors, besides millions of
chances for transpositions, he will not
be too critical. In the sentence, "To
be or not to be," by transposition
alone 2,759,022 errors are possible. So
you see the perils that beset aprinter.
-Memphis Reveille.
The third concert in the series of
complimentary faculty concerts given
under the auspices of the University
School of Music will take place at 8
o'clock Wednesday evening in Hill
auditorium.
Mrs. Leslie Lamborn, soprano, of De-
troit, and Miss Carol Wana Wadhams,
pianist, of this city, will appear in the
following program, to which the gen-
eral public is invited:
Tambourin........Rameau-Godowky
Siciliano.................Scarlatti
Scherzo-B minor ...........Chopin
Carol Wana Wadhams
Aria: La Mort de Jeanne D'Arc....
................ Bemberg
Mrs. Leslie Lamborn
Sonata (Eroica) .......... MacDowell
Miss Wadhams
I Came with a Song........LaForge
Patter of the Shoon........Treharne
Pat .......................Seiler
Welcome Sweet Wind.......Cadman
Mrs. Lamborn
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Bathing Suits.
WE HAVE THE TWO PIECE KIND WITH.
THE WHITE BELT
GEG. J. MOE, "Sport Shop"
DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(March 30, 1919)
(Central Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars- -8:10 a.
n., and hourly to 8:rxop. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7:48
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bvaund-6:oo a. m., 9:05 a.
m. and every two hou-s to q:o5 p. m., to:56
p. in. To Ypsilanti only, 1 :45 P. in., 12 :20
a. in., r:sro a. m~ and to Saline, change at
Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-6 :48 a. m. and
11:20 p.m.
Absolutely..
The Coolest Plce in Town
Air Changed Once a Minute
ICE CREAM and HOME
MADE CANDIES
The Sugar Bowl
Phone 967 109 SO. STATE
Courteous and satisfactorr
TREATMENT to every custom-
er, whether the account be large
or small.
The Ann rbor-Savings Dank
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus, $650,000.00
esr *es *......$4,000000.00
Mid='Summer
Sale
All Light
Three-piece Suits
i=4_Off
N. F. ALLEN CO.
The House of Kuppenheimer In Ann Arbor
Their Children A, E, I, 0, U, and Y,
Stayed Home
Mr. and Mrs. John Vowels of De-
troit were the guests of Mr. and Mrs.
David Thrasher Sunday.
-Saline Observer.
PRINCE OF WALES WILL
SPEND HOUR IN CHATHAM
-Headline. -
Royalty has sunk to almost unbeliev-
able depths nowadays. H. W.
up you might try out for the "Joyshow"
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