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THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1, 1928
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eigners are allowed to come into this
country with rights equaf to those en-
joyed by native born citizens, it is
more admirable that they assume the
responsibility of American citizen-
ship, fulfilling their just obligations,
and allowing their interest in their
native lands to be only a secondary
consideration. The United States
should be the primary interest and
they should endeavor to live as Amer-
ican citizens. When in Rome do as
the Romans do, but when living in
this country be an American.
{USINESS FANATIcS
Of all the queer characters one is
apt to encounter in the world of busi-
ness, the "business fanatic" is the
most to be pitied. He is the person
who would expend his last ounce of
energy if it would bring an extra dol-
lar into his pockets; who would toil
from early morn until late at night
if it would make his business just a
little more profitable than that of his
rival; who would sacrifice his home,
Alex Bochnowski
Robert Dockeray
Howard Shout
Martin Mol
George Simons
Clarence Edelson
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term for actions listed in detailed
form with their names: .
Lieut. Col. Clarence Cook Little
Suspended because of undue inter-
est in things military. He will not be
mentioned in Rolls again this year..
The Fair Co-ed
Suspended for kidding the Rolls
editor along and for being a general
nuisance to the editor's good humor
and for living in North Dakota.
And Her Little Sister
Suspended for being related to The
Fair Co-ed.
Sue Burb
Suspended for prolonged silence,
for anonymity, and for writing better
stuff than the editor.
Kernel
Suspended because everybody
knows by this time who he is, because
he never handed in that contribution,
and because he is the second best
Rolls editor in the world.
Oscar, The Wonder Horse
Suspended because he likes the Ro-
quefort Players, which is a horse on
them.
Robert Henderson
Suspended because he i' really get-
ting to be an actor.
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Night Editor-LAWRENCE R. KLEIN
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the love of his wife and children if
he thought his business would be bet- I
ter for it.
Too many such persons exist in this
Iworld. Ann Arb~or has them ; every
American city, however large or
small, has them; indeed, America is
full of them. The accusation has been
made, in fa);t, that America, more1
than any other country is "money
mad." And while the charge may, or
may not, be true, it would be unfor-
tunate, indeed, if it came to pass that
America was justifiably described as
the haven of business fanatics.
It is universally true that business
fanatics get the least out of life,
and do the least good, of any humanf
beings. The sad part about such
persons is that they become so ab-
sorbed in their own interest's that
they fail to realize that they are miss-
ing many of the best things life has
to offer: relaxation, religion, comfort,
good literature, and any number of,
little luxuries within their scope; they
forget that happiness cannot be meas-'
tred in (t tiu s and ;..s.
When all is said and done, it isj
the happy medium that makes life
worth living that the business fa-I
natic fails to attain. Unlike the av-I
erage college graduate, he nevern
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business and at the same time live
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Mussolini has done great things in
Italy in setting himself up as dic-
tator and as the most absolute ruler
in the world at the present time.
Perhaps through his efforts he has
greatly improved conditions in that
country by building up a strong gov-
ernment and in turn a powerful na-
tion. He has perhaps improved the
citizenry mentally, physically, and
morally, working toward the goal of
perfection.
That is all very well for Itally
and its possessions, but the idea of
trying to carry over his ideas to cit-
izens of other countries even though
they may be of Italian descent is all
wrong. When he has done' all in
his power in his own country it is
time to stop without trying to make
his Fascisti government the controll-
Ing power of the world.
The most recent development in
that line is the organization of the
Fascisti movement among Italian-
American citizens. The plans include
a complete registration of all Fas-
cisti sympathizers in the United
States and the organization of a Fas-
cisti society among them. As it is
reported, each member of the or-
ganization will wear the badge of
the Fascisti and in case of need will
be bound to support it against any
adverse influences.
To allow such an action to be com-
pleted in the United States is an in-
direct insult to the government and
the people of this country. It is bad
enough to have to contend with such
organizations as the Ku Klux Klan
which claims to be a 100 per cent
American organization, but to face
an organization which is expressly
interested in the welfare of another
nation regardless of this one is tres-
passing upon American soverign dig-
nity.
In the face of it the United States
would be justified in sending a large
group of Americans to Italy, allow-
ing them to become naturalized cit-
izens of that country, and then hav-
ing them set up a government of their
own and live under their own inde-
pendent laws.
The United States is known to peo-
ple throughout the world as the land
of opportunity, but the opportunity
is to rise to success under a national
government of, by, and for its own
people, and not under any foreign
government. When people enter this
country under the provisions of the
immigration laws, it becomes their
moral and legal duty to live and con-
duct themselves as citizens of this
country. When they do otherwise
they are not fulfilling an obligation.;
The idea that the United States is a
good place to come to make money
to carry back to the "old country"
has become altogether to prevalent
among an all too great portion of
foreign born residents. It seems thatE
they think of this country as a great N
charity organization from which they t
can accept all the assistance possible
and then leave without a thank-you
and without feeling that they ower
anything to the country which has t
allowed them a chance to become 1
successful in certain lines.s
It is admirable in any person to be t
loyal to his country, but when for-. 'I
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Editorial Comment
"COLLEGIATE"
The Neme'sis of the university stu-
dent has met him half way. He coin-
ed the ward "collegiate" a few years
ago on his campus with a connota-j
tion that spoke of youth and gayety
and everything that was right, to find
it now thrust back on him with a
connotation that flavors of cheapness
and everything that does not appeal
to the college student.
"Collegiate" is the word of the
day. It is applied to the yellow slick-'
er, splashed in varied colors with
.J;: n Held drawings, and time-worn
jokes. The watching world smiles
benignly and says "it's collegiate."
Fords that have run the gamut of
ignominious treatment from factory
to junk-pile are hauled out and deck-
ed up with red lanterns and verbal
decorations with chalk.
But while these few innovations re-
ceive. patient and kindly treatment at1
the hands of the public, the conno-
tation that is gaining predominancet
over the correct meaning of the word,
is approaching the mark of question.
Gene Tunney is going to quit
the ring to study phlosophy in
Europe. We suggest that that is
the stuff for Heeney to study.
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Next year, when Professor Wenley
defines philosophy in his introductory
course, he will probably say: "Phil-
osophy is not, as you may think, a
study pursued by prize fighters who
have earned a million dollars."
That's a good one, Professor, you'd
better use It.
A penitentiary in France was
robbed last week. It's no wonder
that all these polar flight are be-
ing organized. The Arctic and
Antarctic are the only really safe
places left in the world.
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Last time we were home we had a
terrible time getting a date. Last
night The Fair Co-ed (with the aid of
her little sister) turned us down flat.
That made us sit up and take notice.
We looked in a mirror and discovered
that we are getting fat.
In view of this situation-and it's
pretty big view, we'll have to admit
-we will offer a free subscription to
The Daily for the remainder of the
term to the person who suggests the
best reducing remedy.
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We will accept any advice ex-
cept the bit about shaking the
head from side to side every time
we are asked to have some more.
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An announcement from the chil-
dren's bureau of the 'department of
labor tells us that the dope about the
stork is all a "myth and an insult to
the average child's intelligence."
Probably the next thing will be the
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Collegiate is being applied to the aC
announcement from President Cool-
things that are the direct antithesi's idge that there is no Santa; or from
of the word. The college student the department of agriculture that
should be the leading type of citizen, The Beanstalk was a botanical im-
whose taste in all things should be possibility.
of the highest, yet you see advertise- **iy
ments of ten-cent jewelry, labeling Lark:
them the "latest collegiate craze." I'm awfully sorry that you
Stories of college life have ben writ- printed that picture of me Tues-
ten in such number during the past day. It wasn't a bit recent, you
year, thatyou seldom pick up a mag- know. It must have been taken
Sazine that does nothpicture a mythical the last time I was letting my
college with all the trimmings that hair grow, and now I have _a wind-
the unsuspecting citizen labels de- jlblonv, bob that is ever so much
risively "coll'egiate."m nore becoming. If you will wait
Dancing that cannot be labeled by ptety rms osn o
any -other name is termed "collegi- patiently, I promise to send you
a far,. far better likeness of me
ate." It matters not what kind of as soon as it is printed.
dancing it is, or what the type of * * *I
dancers if it is different and savors of
something not quite definable, it s But, my dear Lark, It wouldn't do #
"collegiate." a bit of good for me to tell you who
When a word has implanted itself I am, for you wouldn't know any
so firmly in the American vocabulary more that you know now. Fame has
with such disastrous results, it seems always passed me by. I have never in
time to do away with it. When the all my life written a letter to the
college student becomes the mark of D. A. R.'s, nor slept on a Simmons'
attention because of the advertise-! bed, nor chosen my cigarettes blind-
ments of cheap jewelry and the un- folder.
true stories of college life, it is time Sue Burb,
to boycott the word and find a sub- * * *
titute that will hold the connotation . Aynway, halitosis is better than no
hat the student means it to have.- breath at all.
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BILL: "How do you explain this Goofus guy?"
JILL: "Oh, he still wants to waltz and wears hard heels."
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It's because they cushion the count- they have that "it" called style. No
less shocks and jars of the day's foot- wonder more people walk on Goodyear
ing that rubber heels are all the Wing foot Heels than on any other
go right now. After the longest kind! Jolly old shoe repairman
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