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EDITORIAL STAFF
Telephones 2414 and 176-M
MANAGING EDITOR
HOWARD A. DONAHUE
Editor..............William Stoneman
Editors............Edward J. Higgins
Robert GQ Ramsay.
rials ................Paul IL. Einstein
Assistants
rd Heideman Theodore L. Chryst.
Rosalie L. Frenger.
Andrew E. Propper
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tising.............Hie M. Rockwell
etion...........D. L. Pierce
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ation .................John C. Haskin
Assistants
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THURSDAY, JUNE 28, 1923
t Editor-HOWARD A. DONAHUE
(ESTERDAY
By SMYTHPE
Kings and Carliatures .
ax Beerbohm, noted cartoonist,
been overwhelmed by a flood of
ge abuse because of his carica-
rof the reigning house of Eng-
recently exhibited in London.
leading organs of the English
ir press, which clamors for the
tion of monarchy, is holding Max
o obloquy on the score of "bad
e%~ of a "gross violation of good
aers", and above all of "unsports-
like conduct." And yet popular
Lon asserts that the trend of the
d is in the direction of democracy
tends to the obliteration of old-
oned ideas about kings and em-
>rs.
erbohm's ' caricatures are far
being malignant. Rather they
airy and mischievous. There
is to be little about them that
ld provoke the public anger. At
rate, it is interesting to note that
the English People who are tak-
up the cudgels in behalf of the
Ity. A hundred and fifty years
Ifax would undoubtedly have
deprived of his ears and possibly
lose by the public executioner ats
nsistence of the king. His phys-'
safety today indicates some pro-

four per cent of its 5,000 literary stu-
dents do not know why they came to
college.
OASTE OLL
From an Old Politician
Why if Henry got elected Pres. of
the U. S. fust thing you know the Lin-
coln pennies would be coming out with
a likeness of "A Ford Owner" taking
the place of the Emancipator and E
Pbluribus Unum supplanted by the
legend: Save This and Buy a Ford.
zekial.

] EDITORIAL COMMENT

I1

Mr. Tarick, My dear sir: In view of
my remarkable success in treatin' the
subjec of spiritualism I took it upon
myself to begin a inwestigation of the
merrits of hypnotism, of which I was
in my doubts. The results of my work
is atoundin'. I am writing this episla
to find out wether you wish me to rite
up these results? I will dew it in ely-
gant stile and it will shurly make a
big hit with our deer readers. I will
start right off an tell about the fel-
low who tried to hipnotize ne. He sez
to me, sezzee:
"I can hipnotize you so you can't
stand up alone."
"Kind sir," sez I, "thy ambition sor-
reth out of reech," I wp thinking to
reprimand the old feller for his im-
pudents.
"Nevertheless, I can dew it," he con-
tinnerd.
So I sat down while he made pecu-
liar motion in front of my nose. Aft-
er he war all threw he says, triumm-
phantlike: "Standup!"
For a moment a chill run up my
spyne. Then I stood'right up.
"Sir, thou art a low fakr: I am
standing up alone."
"O no, you're not," he sez, "I'm
standing up with you."
If that ain't positively proof of the
gross infelocity of them htpnotists,
thewr I arsl you, wat is?

As ever,

Answer to Letter from
Dear Son: Pleased
here, I guess. Neither
er does. Maybe they
you are too, Pa.

Sir Ignatz.
a College Fella
to hear it. Not
do I. She nev-
aren't. I hope
Rakio.

Today's Little Mishap
"In the game this afternoon Jonson
was stunned by a blow which drew
blood from a hockey-stick."
There was an old bohunk
Named Vance,
Who fell in a
Spasmodic trance.
He came to on his neck,
A physical wreck;
Will he find his
Lost mind?
Notachance.
Dear Tarick: There seems to b a
great demand for trade sayings now-
adays. My favorite has a4ways been:
"Have you used Pear's soap this
morning?" I noticed that the National
Porcelain Nest Egg Co. has adopted the
legend, "I can't be beat."
The Wollahoo Fish.
My dear Tarick: I heard that great
execution was done (as Prof. Turner
would qay) when a certain young man
proposed in a Conservatory the other
day. All the plants were nipped by
the frost. Reely.
"Men attending the University of
Illinois are the greatest college users
of Caliar clay, the complexion beau-
tifier, according to reports received
yesterday. It was stated that at any
time of day groups of young men with
earthenware faces may be found in
the fraternity houses.... "Our Own
Daily."
A. -

SMALL AND LARGE COLLEGES
(New York Times)
The up-State father who left direc-
tions in his will that his sons should
not be sent to any of the larger col-
leges, since in his opinion this was
"by no means a safe plan of educa-
tion," may have done the best possible
for his sons. But if he did, it was a
serious reflection on them, and still
more on himself. That small colleges
as well as large have their special
merits, and that there is room in the
country for both, nobody will deny.
But what is the great service of the
small college? Obviously, the taking
of a boy whose previous training and
discipline hltd been, for one reason or
another, incomplete, and giving him
further training, intellectual and
social, of a critical and intensive char-
acte-the training that comes from
close and constant contact with a few
men who know him well, and whose
interaction on each other tends to the
production of a sort of corporate type.
In other words, for many of its stu-
dents the small college does the work
that should have been done in the
home. Public opinion-the opinion of
students, not of professors-has far
more force for good or ill where the
students know each other. There is
less room for idiosyncrasies, for per-
sonal divergences, for the development
of individual chai acter. Salient chai-
acters have come from small colleges
because thcy were too tough ,, .be
hammered into the mold, but raany
promising characters have been stand-
ardized.
Ung estionably many weak br s
havc suffered from the lack of super-
vieicrr and norsl contact in a great
university where only special eminence
or the fortunate possession of many
school friend°5 gies a man a large
acquaintance. But what father would
willingly admit that the boys whoab he
nas brought up are still in ne(ed of
home training after they have left
hy~me, aro ua:bl to take their places
in the iinive ity world on even tern'&
f'he small cc*:rrEes have uslul and
inrertant vcrk to do-a work which
is gaPrIng in v&une as it is diffran
slated frcmn the . pe of the lar- :.
versities, or re ; red as preli ia rg
to them. But tr; a man t, i-ib
this function of the small colie'~c is
final, and that vy attempt to g-, .
tlier ii dangeror; , is a sad cOmit n-
tarys on his own work as an educator
of his sons.
THE WORLD COURT
(Ann Arbor Times-News)
President Harding's sacrifice of
the world court idea to preserve party
harmony will bring varying returns
from the American voting public,
varying with different personal atti-
tudes toward the world court itself as
well as with party principles and
friendships.
The president's new stand, taken
to heal the split which threatened
behween the conservativo aind so-cah-
ed irreconcilable elements within the
Republican party, brings domestic is-
sues to the front as the leading eam-
paign topics for 1924.
While Mr. Harding retains his per-
sonal preference for the world court,
he concedes that it must be divorced
entirely from the League of Nations.
Such a course would require separate
action by some forty nations, and forc-
es a long delay before the court issue
can possibly be taken up definitely by
the United States.
There are many persons who will
accuse the president of sacrificing a
big issue for political reasons and Mr.I
Harding undoubtedly would be the

first to admit that such a course had
been taken. There are many, how-
ever, who believe that domestic issues
should be stressed during the coming
campaign and that the world court and
'the League of Nations should wait un-
tg the prohibition, the railroad and
other big questions are settled.
Certain it is that President Harding
has been checkmated in practically
every big issue which he has claimed
as his own and in favor of which he
has sought congressional action.
His move in sidestepping the world
court issue, without abandning per-
sonal approval of the court, has left
him free to take up domestic issues
in his later addresses in the west and
in these he has made an attempt to at-
tract the farmers, the laboring men
and various other groups.
President Harding is not quite so
imposing as a result of his sidestep-
ping of the world court issue, but he
may have gained in electoral votes
what he has lost in popular esteem as
a result of the sacrifice of his pet for-
eign issue
The ship suBsidy and the world court
have fallen by the wayside. Domestic
issues remain ,with prohibition and
prohibition law enforcement the big-
gest single issue before the people.

"Michigan's Favorite College Songs"
-Don't go home without a copy.
Water's.-Adv.
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every two hours to 9 :47 p.m.
Local Cars East Bound°7 :oo a.m.
and every two hours to 9:oo p.m.,
rr :o a p.m. To Ypsilanti only- 11:4o
p.m, ri s5a.m.
To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti.
Local Cars West Bound-7 :5o a.m.,
1:1o p.m.
To Jackson and Kalamazoo - Jim-
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that mother used to make?
Of course you do! That is
the kind of .food we serve.
Real honest-to-goodness pies.

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hich afterward was recorded as one of
esses.
GAYED IN BRILLIANT MANNER

luilding Rome With a Plough
omulus, the legendary founder
first king of the Romans, is said
save traced out the form and first
Ldation of the city with his plough.
prosperity of most nations de-
Is to a great extent on the far-
Senator Copeland of New York
ot far off when he says that the
re of this country looks dark un-
something is done to improve ag-
ltural conditions.
Sun Is Losing Heat
cientists claim that the sun is
lually losing heat and that the
at the present time is perceptible.
theory sounis very probable .to
There has been so much wicked-
in the world recently what with
World war, racial animosity,
ting politics, and human selfish-
that a heat shortage must be im-
ent in Hell . And the powers
ve have probably decided to util-
the sun's heat to make up the
'tage.
The Pied Pipers of Michigan
wo hundred and fourteen students
he literary college will not be al-
gd to register in the University
fall because of poor marks ob-.
ed this year. This is the "home"
.for 1923.
he Pied Pipers, Procrastiniation,
Indolence, have led their little
I of innocents into the wildprness
i which there is no return. It is
ettable that any community
ild have even so small a part of
people led into the forest of Aim-

of

Today's Meal for the Flying Fish
A few choice taxi drivers we know

Cholly writes us.that his town paper
(Dem.) commented the other day on
the appointment of a negro page in
the Legislature (Rep.) as follows:
"This, we hasten to say, is not the first
dark page in the history of the Legis-
lature."
IF AL Smith is nominated for Pres-
ident of the United States many honest
citizens will be afraid to vote against
him for fear of being thought boot-
leggers.
It is a good time for everyone to go
around with their eyes open.
You have no idea how funny it would
look if they didn't. TARICK.
Ford Camp Active in Chicago
Ford is a certain entry for the 1924
presidential contest regardless of any
action taken by the Republican or
Democratic conventions, it is. believ-

BREAKFAST Served 7-9:340
DINNER Served 11-1
SUPPER Served 5-7
No Sunday Breakfast
MACK
Wolf Lake Michigan's
most delightful Summer
. e sort..
An Ideal Place
To spend a day or week-end
or to get a
Frog and Chicken
Dinner
A pleasant motor trip of 28 miles from
Ann Arbor. Take highway M-17 to
Grass Lake, passing thru, turn left 41-2
miles (following signs) to Mack Island.
lathing, Boating, Fish-
ing,, Dancing
New Dinner-dance room may be
engaged by private parties.dReserva-
tions for dinners may be made by tele-
phone.
WILLIAM K. McINTYRE, Prop.
GRASS LAKE

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Leaves Detroit Daily 9 a. m. (E. T.)
The finest exclusive excursion steamer, the Put-in-Bay, noted for
its large ballroom, makes this trip a memorable one. Orchestra-and
dancing aboard, without extra charge. Cafeteria aboard.
Four hours crammed with outdoor pleasures at Put-in-Bay-bathing-dancing-
groves for lunching and athletic fields. See the wonderful Caves, and Perry's
historic monument.
Connectits at Put-in-Bay with steamers for Cleveland, Toledo and Lakeside.
Daily to Sandusky
The Put-in-Bay makes the run through to Sandusky every-day. Fare- $1.50
one way.
Special Friday Excursions to Cedar Point
A special excursion is made every Friday to Cedar Point-the fresh water rival
to Atlantic City-the finest bathing beach in the world-large summer hotels,
groves, and all outdooramusements. Four hours at Cedar Point and seven
hours at Put-in-Bay! Leaving Cedar Point at 5 p. m. and Put-in-Bay at 7 p. i.;
arrive back in Detroit 10:30 p. mn. aa-Cedar Point, $1.50 round trip; Put-in-
Bay, 80 cents.
Dancing Moonlights Write for-Map Folder
Leaves Detroit 8:45 p. m, Ashley & Dustin
Fare. Wed., Thurs. 60c. Sat.,Se m rLn
Sun.and Holidays, 75c. Steamer Line
Foot of First Street
r - ' Detroit, Mich.

Dashly Excursion to
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(Return same Day)

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