#.111A 4K. IIUA1IS.AIN L umer it:4 autti PER OF THE bished every morning ecept Monday ig the summer session. , ember of the Associated Press. The As- ted Press is exclusively entitled to the for republication of all news dispatches ied to it or not otherwise credited in paper and the local news published here- tered at the postoffice, Ann Arbor, .igan, as second class matter. bscription by carrier or mail, $.so. leces: Ann Arbor Press Building. mxnuxications, if signed as evidence of faith, will be published in The Summer yat the discretion of the ditor. Cn- d communications will receive no con- ation. The signature may be omitted, in ication if desired by the -writer. The rer Daily does not necessarilytendorse entiments expressed in the communica- 9e: EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR HOWARD A. DONAHUE Editor..............William Stoneman Editors............Edward J. Higgins Robert GQ Ramsay. rials ................Paul IL. Einstein Assistants rd Heideman Theodore L. Chryst. Rosalie L. Frenger. Andrew E. Propper BUSINESS STAFF Telephone .6o0 $USINESS MANAGER 4. BEAUMONT PARKS tising.............Hie M. Rockwell etion...........D. L. Pierce nts ....................A. S. Morton ation .................John C. Haskin Assistants George Stracke THURSDAY, JUNE 28, 1923 t Editor-HOWARD A. DONAHUE (ESTERDAY By SMYTHPE Kings and Carliatures . ax Beerbohm, noted cartoonist, been overwhelmed by a flood of ge abuse because of his carica- rof the reigning house of Eng- recently exhibited in London. leading organs of the English ir press, which clamors for the tion of monarchy, is holding Max o obloquy on the score of "bad e%~ of a "gross violation of good aers", and above all of "unsports- like conduct." And yet popular Lon asserts that the trend of the d is in the direction of democracy tends to the obliteration of old- oned ideas about kings and em- >rs. erbohm's ' caricatures are far being malignant. Rather they airy and mischievous. There is to be little about them that ld provoke the public anger. At rate, it is interesting to note that the English People who are tak- up the cudgels in behalf of the Ity. A hundred and fifty years Ifax would undoubtedly have deprived of his ears and possibly lose by the public executioner ats nsistence of the king. His phys-' safety today indicates some pro- four per cent of its 5,000 literary stu- dents do not know why they came to college. OASTE OLL From an Old Politician Why if Henry got elected Pres. of the U. S. fust thing you know the Lin- coln pennies would be coming out with a likeness of "A Ford Owner" taking the place of the Emancipator and E Pbluribus Unum supplanted by the legend: Save This and Buy a Ford. zekial. ] EDITORIAL COMMENT I1 Mr. Tarick, My dear sir: In view of my remarkable success in treatin' the subjec of spiritualism I took it upon myself to begin a inwestigation of the merrits of hypnotism, of which I was in my doubts. The results of my work is atoundin'. I am writing this episla to find out wether you wish me to rite up these results? I will dew it in ely- gant stile and it will shurly make a big hit with our deer readers. I will start right off an tell about the fel- low who tried to hipnotize ne. He sez to me, sezzee: "I can hipnotize you so you can't stand up alone." "Kind sir," sez I, "thy ambition sor- reth out of reech," I wp thinking to reprimand the old feller for his im- pudents. "Nevertheless, I can dew it," he con- tinnerd. So I sat down while he made pecu- liar motion in front of my nose. Aft- er he war all threw he says, triumm- phantlike: "Standup!" For a moment a chill run up my spyne. Then I stood'right up. "Sir, thou art a low fakr: I am standing up alone." "O no, you're not," he sez, "I'm standing up with you." If that ain't positively proof of the gross infelocity of them htpnotists, thewr I arsl you, wat is? As ever, Answer to Letter from Dear Son: Pleased here, I guess. Neither er does. Maybe they you are too, Pa. Sir Ignatz. a College Fella to hear it. Not do I. She nev- aren't. I hope Rakio. Today's Little Mishap "In the game this afternoon Jonson was stunned by a blow which drew blood from a hockey-stick." There was an old bohunk Named Vance, Who fell in a Spasmodic trance. He came to on his neck, A physical wreck; Will he find his Lost mind? Notachance. Dear Tarick: There seems to b a great demand for trade sayings now- adays. My favorite has a4ways been: "Have you used Pear's soap this morning?" I noticed that the National Porcelain Nest Egg Co. has adopted the legend, "I can't be beat." The Wollahoo Fish. My dear Tarick: I heard that great execution was done (as Prof. Turner would qay) when a certain young man proposed in a Conservatory the other day. All the plants were nipped by the frost. Reely. "Men attending the University of Illinois are the greatest college users of Caliar clay, the complexion beau- tifier, according to reports received yesterday. It was stated that at any time of day groups of young men with earthenware faces may be found in the fraternity houses.... "Our Own Daily." A. - SMALL AND LARGE COLLEGES (New York Times) The up-State father who left direc- tions in his will that his sons should not be sent to any of the larger col- leges, since in his opinion this was "by no means a safe plan of educa- tion," may have done the best possible for his sons. But if he did, it was a serious reflection on them, and still more on himself. That small colleges as well as large have their special merits, and that there is room in the country for both, nobody will deny. But what is the great service of the small college? Obviously, the taking of a boy whose previous training and discipline hltd been, for one reason or another, incomplete, and giving him further training, intellectual and social, of a critical and intensive char- acte-the training that comes from close and constant contact with a few men who know him well, and whose interaction on each other tends to the production of a sort of corporate type. In other words, for many of its stu- dents the small college does the work that should have been done in the home. Public opinion-the opinion of students, not of professors-has far more force for good or ill where the students know each other. There is less room for idiosyncrasies, for per- sonal divergences, for the development of individual chai acter. Salient chai- acters have come from small colleges because thcy were too tough ,, .be hammered into the mold, but raany promising characters have been stand- ardized. Ung estionably many weak br s havc suffered from the lack of super- vieicrr and norsl contact in a great university where only special eminence or the fortunate possession of many school friend°5 gies a man a large acquaintance. But what father would willingly admit that the boys whoab he nas brought up are still in ne(ed of home training after they have left hy~me, aro ua:bl to take their places in the iinive ity world on even tern'& f'he small cc*:rrEes have uslul and inrertant vcrk to do-a work which is gaPrIng in v&une as it is diffran slated frcmn the . pe of the lar- :. versities, or re ; red as preli ia rg to them. But tr; a man t, i-ib this function of the small colie'~c is final, and that vy attempt to g-, . tlier ii dangeror; , is a sad cOmit n- tarys on his own work as an educator of his sons. THE WORLD COURT (Ann Arbor Times-News) President Harding's sacrifice of the world court idea to preserve party harmony will bring varying returns from the American voting public, varying with different personal atti- tudes toward the world court itself as well as with party principles and friendships. The president's new stand, taken to heal the split which threatened behween the conservativo aind so-cah- ed irreconcilable elements within the Republican party, brings domestic is- sues to the front as the leading eam- paign topics for 1924. While Mr. Harding retains his per- sonal preference for the world court, he concedes that it must be divorced entirely from the League of Nations. Such a course would require separate action by some forty nations, and forc- es a long delay before the court issue can possibly be taken up definitely by the United States. There are many persons who will accuse the president of sacrificing a big issue for political reasons and Mr.I Harding undoubtedly would be the first to admit that such a course had been taken. There are many, how- ever, who believe that domestic issues should be stressed during the coming campaign and that the world court and 'the League of Nations should wait un- tg the prohibition, the railroad and other big questions are settled. Certain it is that President Harding has been checkmated in practically every big issue which he has claimed as his own and in favor of which he has sought congressional action. His move in sidestepping the world court issue, without abandning per- sonal approval of the court, has left him free to take up domestic issues in his later addresses in the west and in these he has made an attempt to at- tract the farmers, the laboring men and various other groups. President Harding is not quite so imposing as a result of his sidestep- ping of the world court issue, but he may have gained in electoral votes what he has lost in popular esteem as a result of the sacrifice of his pet for- eign issue The ship suBsidy and the world court have fallen by the wayside. Domestic issues remain ,with prohibition and prohibition law enforcement the big- gest single issue before the people. "Michigan's Favorite College Songs" -Don't go home without a copy. Water's.-Adv. DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- 6:oo a.m., 7:oo a.m., 8oo a.m., 9:05 am, and hourly to 9:o5 p.m, Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and every two hours to 9 :47 p.m. Local Cars East Bound°7 :oo a.m. and every two hours to 9:oo p.m., rr :o a p.m. To Ypsilanti only- 11:4o p.m, ri s5a.m. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. 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GAYED IN BRILLIANT MANNER luilding Rome With a Plough omulus, the legendary founder first king of the Romans, is said save traced out the form and first Ldation of the city with his plough. prosperity of most nations de- Is to a great extent on the far- Senator Copeland of New York ot far off when he says that the re of this country looks dark un- something is done to improve ag- ltural conditions. Sun Is Losing Heat cientists claim that the sun is lually losing heat and that the at the present time is perceptible. theory sounis very probable .to There has been so much wicked- in the world recently what with World war, racial animosity, ting politics, and human selfish- that a heat shortage must be im- ent in Hell . And the powers ve have probably decided to util- the sun's heat to make up the 'tage. The Pied Pipers of Michigan wo hundred and fourteen students he literary college will not be al- gd to register in the University fall because of poor marks ob-. ed this year. This is the "home" .for 1923. he Pied Pipers, Procrastiniation, Indolence, have led their little I of innocents into the wildprness i which there is no return. It is ettable that any community ild have even so small a part of people led into the forest of Aim- of Today's Meal for the Flying Fish A few choice taxi drivers we know Cholly writes us.that his town paper (Dem.) commented the other day on the appointment of a negro page in the Legislature (Rep.) as follows: "This, we hasten to say, is not the first dark page in the history of the Legis- lature." IF AL Smith is nominated for Pres- ident of the United States many honest citizens will be afraid to vote against him for fear of being thought boot- leggers. It is a good time for everyone to go around with their eyes open. You have no idea how funny it would look if they didn't. TARICK. Ford Camp Active in Chicago Ford is a certain entry for the 1924 presidential contest regardless of any action taken by the Republican or Democratic conventions, it is. believ- BREAKFAST Served 7-9:340 DINNER Served 11-1 SUPPER Served 5-7 No Sunday Breakfast MACK Wolf Lake Michigan's most delightful Summer . e sort.. An Ideal Place To spend a day or week-end or to get a Frog and Chicken Dinner A pleasant motor trip of 28 miles from Ann Arbor. Take highway M-17 to Grass Lake, passing thru, turn left 41-2 miles (following signs) to Mack Island. lathing, Boating, Fish- ing,, Dancing New Dinner-dance room may be engaged by private parties.dReserva- tions for dinners may be made by tele- phone. WILLIAM K. McINTYRE, Prop. GRASS LAKE . Ways Leaves Detroit Daily 9 a. m. (E. T.) The finest exclusive excursion steamer, the Put-in-Bay, noted for its large ballroom, makes this trip a memorable one. Orchestra-and dancing aboard, without extra charge. Cafeteria aboard. 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