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SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1923
ight Editor-NATHAN M. DAVIS
A BENXEFICIENIT HELL
a Syracuse, N. Y., the Rev. Flreder-
W. Betts, pastor of the First Ui-
ialist church, advances a new the-
for the popular conception of Hell.
"There can be no atonement, no
bsoution-even from God Himself
-to save from moral injury a man
,ho breaks the moral law--but
either can there. be for him, any
ell as hell is popularly conceived.
CelliIs a condition of mind, the re-
alt of wrong-doing. It is really a
Ledicine for a lot of people. It is
remedy, and as such it is a bene-
cent institution."
'hat is a theory well worth think-
about. Perhaps fewer crimes
1ld occur among the ignorant and
er classes if there existed a real-
on that a violation of the moral
cannot be absolved. The tradi-
4I idea, of hell is but a refuge for
Ln-tinged mind. A criminal may
re that a deed is well worth the
Lement that some Providence
ht exact in the future; - but to
ize that there are deeds for which
ample atonement is possible-
ithe most hardened character
t pause.
been taken by the employees in the re-
cent stimulation of the problem, for
public~ sentiment has needed little as-
sistance.
If the influence of the public can
be pressed into service whenever a
momentous question, involving a largej
portion of the populace presents itself,
our financial upheavals and labor dis-
turbances may be reduced to nil.
If, a mani works at his studies, he's
a grind; if he doesn't he's, a loaferd
It a man get's good grades, he's a
prig; if he doesn't he's 'a} dub. So
what's' a fellow going to do.
We note with pleasure: that Dr.
Schmack,; a noted German scientist, is
experimenting with.Akisses.
YESTERDAY JL'
I By SMYTHE9
The Boomerang.
Evidently the proposers of the blue
law reforms are unwilling to be
"blue-lawed" themnselves. Club wo-"
men and preachers ' of Ludington,
Mich., 'united in a demand for' strict
enforcement of the. Sabbalth laws in
Mason county. They' demanded the
closing of dance halls, billiard rooms,
confectionary stores, and lake resorts.
Blue laws were on the staute_ books
but they had not been enforced and
when demand for .the enforcement of
'some of the laws became insistent,
the county prosecutor have an order'
for the observance 'of 'all of them.
This means that not only will all the
dance' halls, billiard rooms and lake
resorts close down but all automobile
traffic will be stopped in the county.
Now the club women, 'who up to a
week ago had rev14ed the prosecutor
-for' not rclosing the dance halls, are,
registering 'dissatisaction with his de-
cision' to observe every blue law on
the ;statute books. They are perfectly
willing to close all amusemnent places
selves of their own forms of amuse-
that, others enjoy, 'but to deprive them-
'meat-that's different. The attitude
of the prosecutor is just: if' one blue
law is to be enforced, all the others
should be observed. Reformers,'how-
ever, do not seem' to enjoy, being re-
formed.
M~oney in Nonsense
The dear public paysa, fancy, price
for a bit of foolishness. The "Ban-1
ana Boys," the writers of "Yes, We
Have No Bananas,"' find that the song
composed from a fruit vendor's plain-
ftive plea will net them more than
$50,000. The piece has sold more than
a million copies and there is demand
for about a million more.
The dear public; has certainly ac-
quired a broad point of view. Wag-
ner' s}music was coonsidered very rad-
ical'and more or less sacreligeous, but
we embrace "°Yes, We Have No Ban-
aneas" with open arms and $50,000.
" 99 41.100. Per Cent Pure"
The producers of Ivory Soap have
carried their ideal of purity beyond
the ingredients of 'their product and
Jiae now adopted a plan which will
assure their employees of 100 per centj
square ' . tjnent, in their work.
Proctor and Gatble have, instituted a
syst**r by which thei Agree to pay
their mn full pay for full time. work
for d perf*4 not less than 48 weeri s n
each calendar year.
1OSE'RLLS'
~ WOUSE IS FINE j
BAIT
JFOR CATFISII
WE READ the following perpetra-
tion in a small newspaper the other
day
SEN DUS THE NEWS
If your car. has been stolen or your
house has burned down, send us the
news, we are glad to hear of it.
Finance Notes
The Chicago Tribune tells us that
the present, value of automobiles in
the U. S. is twelve billion dollars. The
annual cost of upkeep is figured at five
billion dollars. How Atroo this iz!
What owner of a $50 fiivver can claim
it takes him less than five billion at
the least tQ keep his car up among the
living for a year.
And if we don't (10 it some state
will up and elect some Mr. Magnus
Vox for senator.
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Bonds are going up! A man was
placed under $5000 the other 'day for
petty larcency.. Stocks on around 100
in various jails yesterday.
Three vacationing friends of ours
have already discovered_ bootleggit
camps near the various hang-outs.
We asked one of them hoy they lo-
ICate these here campus. Maybe blood-
hounds, we suggested?
Ono! They say what do we want
with bloodhounds. Hlootchhounds is
what we use.
Upon hearing this we wrote our
friend who first told us about it 'rho
by the was is advertised under the
name "Willynot," to give us a little
essy on Jest whot hootchhounds , is
and wy. Wich' follows:
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GRAHAM'S -Both Ends of the Diagonal1
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of contagion in herds of larger game
by picking off the, sick and. dying.'
In recognition of this service as a
sort of animated disinfectant, a move-
ment is on foot to save the Sierra
Nevada type from extinction, a pleas-
ant surprise to Michigan which hith-
erto had suspected'its unlovely name-
sake to be one of those creatures
whose reasons for existence are a
mystery.
"Jimmie the adtaker" sells anything
quickly. -Adv.
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VISIT historic
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COR. 'CHICAGO AN4D MONROE PIKES
- Gatewvay to Irish Hills
CHICKEN DINNER :ETC
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SUPERFLUOUS
FA C IAL HAI R
Removed Permanently by
.ELEG I7ROLYSIS
Electro-Cosmetic Servic
224 Nickel's Arcade,
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Now Felt and Velour Hats,
Also Month-lEnd Clearance Sale on all
I rSUMMER HATS
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Just call 960. when you have
want.-Adv.
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DETROIT UNITED LINES
ANN ARBOR TIME TABLE-
Eastern Standard Time#
(Effective July 10, 1923)
Limited and Express Cars to Detroit
-6:oo a.m., 7:00 a.iti., 8:00 a.m., 9:05
a.mn. and hourly until 9;o35 p.m.
Limited Cars to Jackson--8;47 a.m.L,
10:47 a.fli, 12:47 p.m., 2:47 p. m., 4:47
p.m., 6:4 P.m., 8:47 P.M.
Express Cars to Jackson (Local stops
west of Ann Arbor)-9 :47 a.m. and
every two hours until 9:47 P*M.
Local Cars to Dtrot-7 :00 a.m.,
9:5 .m. and every two hours until
8:55 P~m., 11 oo P.m. To Ypsilanti
Only-11 "4o p.m., x 15 a. M.
Local Cars to Jackson-7,:50 a.m.
S and then i2:io0 n.m. 1
Connection made at. Ypsilanti to
Saline and at Wayne to i.'ymouth, aad
Noi'thville. '
PUYEAR ITZ
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Though Alexander long is dead
And Homner has retired
And Caesar's ghost from hence
fled
And Bonarparte expired
F004 D always takes.
much better if the
surroundings are right.
There is no 'pleasanter
place in Ann Arbor in
which to eat than
I HITE SWAN LAUNDRY CO0
Launderers, Cleaners
Dyers,, P res er s::
Ladi 4s0 Suits., ., $1.50 up
ONIE DAY .S RVICE ON REQUEST
Jbity ! Bibity! S$bity!I ;Sab!
I-ow many d ish es rmay I have?
You know it's Connors-
Ican't leave it alone,
And since I've been eating it,
$ee how I've rown!
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Though Lincoln 'reaps the martyrs
fame
Beneath all others grovel
Roosevelt is now a name
We still have doctor Lovell.
Dear Tarik: The name of an article
which as. been appearing of late in a
couple of Chicago and New York
newspapers,, is "Proh~ibition Inside
Out." t Would like, to know whether
the article is an essay on the moon-
shine question or merely a descrip-
tion of its effects on the human steum-
mik? Whlaro.
Ans.: We have glanced 'over the
article in (?) and find it about 90 per
cent alcoholic and 20 per cent mat-
ter. The rest is some stuff called In-
ert Ingredients but all in all the ar-
ticle is undoubtedly 100 per cent-real
stuff, 'if you like that kind of real
stuff. yEd.
A little tip frodM Tanik-don't wear
good clothes to coarse dinners.
TARIK.
TUTTLE' S LUNCH
Room
MAYNARD STRFBT
SEMI Verithin
WATCH
THE GRUEN thin model
that sets a new standard
in ten's p opup t4 r ic pd
witches his arrived, Ohre
is a' style in this link that,
will suit your taste and eon-
ception of beauty, , Pe1 thg
habit Af tradinoj with us.
,Arthur H. Arnold
State Street Jewelry
302 SOUTH STATE STREET
ICE CREA
NYEXT WEEKs
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Apple
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QA'd@r WIihypur.
dealpr for ftyery
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Let the children
have all the' good'
ice cream they
want-you could
not choose "a bet-
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ENLISTING THE PUB~LIC
allowing urgent 'requests. frontI
ddent Harding for the abolition of
12, hour day in the iron and steel
istries where it has survived de-
athe institution of an eight' or
hour day in almost all other
es, the Amterican Iron and Steel
Itte is now trying to regulate its
,s so that the introduction of short-
ours will be possible without ham-
ag the progress of the industry.
iaction which is' being undertak-
ider the direction of Judge Gary,;
long been contemplated but be-
e of the inability to secure suf-
at men to operate on a three in-
d of two shift plan, it was con-
,ed impractical.
.e popular notion as to the atti
o;officais in the big steel cor-
tions is usually conceived as uin-
idly toward the eight hours daty,
it is pointed out that they have
r' been opposed to shorter hours.
.e a number of manufacturing sub-
Ties of the larger corporations
already instituted the three shift
agenlent, there' is still a question
:her the available amount of lab-
suffcient to make the adjustment
:able. Over 100,000 additional
will be needed by the United'
:s Steel corporation alone.
planning thie changes It. Is "gen-
y recognized that a complete ad-
vent of the wage scale will be
ted to. This fact alone bears
ass that the purpose of American
al is not to get as much as
ble out of the laboring man, giv-
him the minimum consideration
his contribution to production.
enance of a high standard of
and a healthy citizenship, as
Purt 'Conpor's" on your own daily
d~et list, too. Ws' a real aid t(;
health - AN 1) SO D~ELICIOUS$.
A WA~YS DEMANDo COI~NQ3:S BY NAME
5. A. CONNOR
ICE'C REAM CO
I3ITORIAL COMMENT
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r HE WOLTERINE
in addition to this, they will. bene-
itby a profit sharing plan and' each
will 'be covered with, a life. insurane
policy without cost. Further, the em-
ployees are to have 'a man, on the
board of ,directors of, the corporation,
who will act as direct representative
of their body.' Ib if the most ex-
tensive experimei' t of its kind every
tried in American'.ini'ry and will
undoubtedly add further laurj to; the
reputation of Ivory as ..a "cleans' Pr-
duct.}I
The Dollar MIllionalre
Would that we could dope it all
out, but the mark has fallen so far
below the depths oft propriety that it
is inconceivable. A million to :the dol-:
lar is the latest report, although, the
more conservative papers prefer t
say that there are more than 700,000
to the dollar now. Whatever the case
may be,, it his caused, an undue,
amount of commotion which rivals
closely the "Monday bargl days" of
the great American departmsntstares.
The department stores were crowd.e.
to the doors when the; rumor of thte
sudden drop became ceurrent In Ber-
lin. It' is a wonder that: the estab-
lishments are still standing after so0
many similar panics.
E (Detroit News
Of especial interest to 'this state is
*word from the West that the intrepid
but unprepossessing beast w'hose name
descends to posterity with that of
Michigan" Is making a last stand'in thej
high" Sierras.. The wolverine, "'glut-
ton of America," and famed for his
fierce and bloodthirsty disposition, is'
being extinguished in California by . ,
Joint effort of hunters and the lowly=
'poroi"pine.
Sian 'kills this super-weasel because
do breaks into cabins and raids trap
lines, destroying .catches and baits and
freqeuntly disappearing 'with the traps
themselves. The porcupine, ,o the
other hand, is an" unwitting agenit to.
the w'olverine's extinction.. Pounced
ulPO and devoured by 'his assailant,,
his qgfls pierece the vitals of the
larger beast cans ,g death in extreme
agony In a week or ten days.,
The wolverine, a f we are frequent-;
ly informed, may claim wliatever mff--
it lies in being the kingdom's 'great-
Wit 1ghter in last ditches and de-
fewder of the hopeless cause. Once
aroused lie 4c'o tes himself to the con-
flict at hand 'u-ti-ifome permanent
conclusion is reached. If-be mountain
lion, bear and coyote give him abud-
ant room: and frequently abandon a'
carcass when, the wolverine puts in
an unexepected appearance.
It is suggested now that he has a-
more practical virtue than courage.
A nofficial at Sequoia National parq
declares the wolverine prevents spread
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Dependaobilty
'coulJd nothipoto old'Or
trade if eye *were nyt ip
butxdepe a Il
Perhaps youi 4oP't repk
-iie how much it @ng~ tp:
c you to have Three' Depend-
: able Stores.
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It means that "no matter:
5 ill what part of upper Ann
Abryou. may. ieyou ca
-be gp;e pf dependable, cour-:
teous, smiling gpykge day or:
-night, rain or shine. -
r!~ o,~on nooeo u
r If you do not trade, with -
! s'tore .o4yan4 ,she for your
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CALKINS - FLETC ER
DRUG COMPANY
THREE DEPENDABLE STORES, U H S A E S R E
w=Cor. E. and S. University Ayes.
-Cor. State and Packard Streets '
Daily Excursion to
PUT-IN-=BAY%"
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n Rund rin1 .25 Sundays
IQcMetrpuSomerMp$hOblidays
F*!'8 fltrlif aily .9 a. Mp. (.)
The Pzest e:ciusive xclzr on ern the Put-inl-Bayr, poted for
+ oommakes thiis trip a xmorable 'one. "Orchesir and
d, wthqq exte~ charge. Cafeteria aboard.
Fo gel s e ll me wthoutdoor pleasures at Put-in-Bay-batping-dancin$-
eokcngn4atletic is See the Obnlderful Caves; and4Parr'r~s
G~p~t~ge~t P4B~ t teaqaers for Cleveland, Toledo and Lalcesi.
Poly t*9 $apdipsky
The Pet-Iu'Uefu3 k. who rw 60 u hto aiidisky e' ry4y. Fas-i._L
one way. .
Special Friday: Excursions" to Cedar Point
A s elecrsion Is made ever Friday to Cedar Point-the fresh water rival
to Atlantic citythe fnest bathing beach in the world-large summer hotels,
ooes,mandail outdoor amusements. Four hours at Cedar Point and seven
hor a'Pt-In-Bays Leaving Cedar Point at 5 p.m, and Pu~t-in-Bay at 7 p. mn.;
arrive back in Detroit 10.30) p. mn. Fare-Cedar Point, $1.50 round trip; Put-in-
Day, 80 coats.
DentineI1114oalts Write for Map Folder
vsDetroit 8:45 m.' Ashley & Dustin
6fa .. Steamer LUne.
Foot of First Street
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Steamers Collide
in the increased
be achieved under
Mions, now urges
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San Francisco, July 2? --Th~e pas-
auger steamer Wamea and the
eighter Susquehanna °collided at the
itrance to San Francisco harbor late
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