LldA 1Y11 '.1 11L1.aA &J. ' L 1 VSPAPER OF THE OF MICHIGAN R SESSION namning except Monday session. every summer ember of the Associated Press. The As. iated Press is exclusively entitled to the for republication of all news dispatches ited to it or not otherwise credite~d inJ paper and the local news published =here- 'atered at the postofilce, Ann Arbor, hipan, as second class matter. ubscrnptioni by carrier or mail, $t.50. iflces: Ann Arbor Press Building. sgnnuaication, if signed, as evidence' of d faith, will be published in The Summer ly at the discretion of the Editor. Un- 411 cnnmunicatioa will receive no con, r~ktion. The signature may be omitted in lication if deied by the writer. The imer Daily does not necessarily endorse sentiments expressed in the comunica- s. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 3176-M MANAGING ZDITOR HOWARD A. DONAHUE Z6itor .....~.....William Stoneman torials...... ..Paul' L4 Einstein t Editors... ..Nathan Davis .oetG asy Assistants ard Heidemann Ada Phelps "garet Geddes Andrew _1!. Propper C. Heraper Regina Reichman 'thy Mitts Margaret Stuart ena Moran Lucy Tolhurst K. Boyer Matilda Rosenfeld BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER L. BEAUMONT PARKS erti~ig ..........Hiel ° M. Rockwell ication.. . . . D. L. Pierce uns.A. S. Morton ulation ............John C. Raskin Assistants abeth Bartholomew George Stracke erine S. Griffiths John A. Barrett SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1923 ight Editor-NATHAN M. DAVIS A BENXEFICIENIT HELL a Syracuse, N. Y., the Rev. Flreder- W. Betts, pastor of the First Ui- ialist church, advances a new the- for the popular conception of Hell. "There can be no atonement, no bsoution-even from God Himself -to save from moral injury a man ,ho breaks the moral law--but either can there. be for him, any ell as hell is popularly conceived. CelliIs a condition of mind, the re- alt of wrong-doing. It is really a Ledicine for a lot of people. It is remedy, and as such it is a bene- cent institution." 'hat is a theory well worth think- about. Perhaps fewer crimes 1ld occur among the ignorant and er classes if there existed a real- on that a violation of the moral cannot be absolved. The tradi- 4I idea, of hell is but a refuge for Ln-tinged mind. A criminal may re that a deed is well worth the Lement that some Providence ht exact in the future; - but to ize that there are deeds for which ample atonement is possible- ithe most hardened character t pause. been taken by the employees in the re- cent stimulation of the problem, for public~ sentiment has needed little as- sistance. If the influence of the public can be pressed into service whenever a momentous question, involving a largej portion of the populace presents itself, our financial upheavals and labor dis- turbances may be reduced to nil. If, a mani works at his studies, he's a grind; if he doesn't he's, a loaferd It a man get's good grades, he's a prig; if he doesn't he's 'a} dub. So what's' a fellow going to do. We note with pleasure: that Dr. Schmack,; a noted German scientist, is experimenting with.Akisses. YESTERDAY JL' I By SMYTHE9 The Boomerang. Evidently the proposers of the blue law reforms are unwilling to be "blue-lawed" themnselves. Club wo-" men and preachers ' of Ludington, Mich., 'united in a demand for' strict enforcement of the. Sabbalth laws in Mason county. They' demanded the closing of dance halls, billiard rooms, confectionary stores, and lake resorts. Blue laws were on the staute_ books but they had not been enforced and when demand for .the enforcement of 'some of the laws became insistent, the county prosecutor have an order' for the observance 'of 'all of them. This means that not only will all the dance' halls, billiard rooms and lake resorts close down but all automobile traffic will be stopped in the county. Now the club women, 'who up to a week ago had rev14ed the prosecutor -for' not rclosing the dance halls, are, registering 'dissatisaction with his de- cision' to observe every blue law on the ;statute books. They are perfectly willing to close all amusemnent places selves of their own forms of amuse- that, others enjoy, 'but to deprive them- 'meat-that's different. The attitude of the prosecutor is just: if' one blue law is to be enforced, all the others should be observed. Reformers,'how- ever, do not seem' to enjoy, being re- formed. M~oney in Nonsense The dear public paysa, fancy, price for a bit of foolishness. The "Ban-1 ana Boys," the writers of "Yes, We Have No Bananas,"' find that the song composed from a fruit vendor's plain- ftive plea will net them more than $50,000. The piece has sold more than a million copies and there is demand for about a million more. The dear public; has certainly ac- quired a broad point of view. Wag- ner' s}music was coonsidered very rad- ical'and more or less sacreligeous, but we embrace "°Yes, We Have No Ban- aneas" with open arms and $50,000. " 99 41.100. Per Cent Pure" The producers of Ivory Soap have carried their ideal of purity beyond the ingredients of 'their product and Jiae now adopted a plan which will assure their employees of 100 per centj square ' . tjnent, in their work. Proctor and Gatble have, instituted a syst**r by which thei Agree to pay their mn full pay for full time. work for d perf*4 not less than 48 weeri s n each calendar year. 1OSE'RLLS' ~ WOUSE IS FINE j BAIT JFOR CATFISII WE READ the following perpetra- tion in a small newspaper the other day SEN DUS THE NEWS If your car. has been stolen or your house has burned down, send us the news, we are glad to hear of it. Finance Notes The Chicago Tribune tells us that the present, value of automobiles in the U. S. is twelve billion dollars. The annual cost of upkeep is figured at five billion dollars. How Atroo this iz! What owner of a $50 fiivver can claim it takes him less than five billion at the least tQ keep his car up among the living for a year. And if we don't (10 it some state will up and elect some Mr. Magnus Vox for senator. s** Bonds are going up! A man was placed under $5000 the other 'day for petty larcency.. Stocks on around 100 in various jails yesterday. Three vacationing friends of ours have already discovered_ bootleggit camps near the various hang-outs. We asked one of them hoy they lo- ICate these here campus. Maybe blood- hounds, we suggested? Ono! They say what do we want with bloodhounds. Hlootchhounds is what we use. Upon hearing this we wrote our friend who first told us about it 'rho by the was is advertised under the name "Willynot," to give us a little essy on Jest whot hootchhounds , is and wy. Wich' follows: i Text Books and Supplies for All Colleges I,, -Ummummm wmmu GRAHAM'S -Both Ends of the Diagonal1 I of contagion in herds of larger game by picking off the, sick and. dying.' In recognition of this service as a sort of animated disinfectant, a move- ment is on foot to save the Sierra Nevada type from extinction, a pleas- ant surprise to Michigan which hith- erto had suspected'its unlovely name- sake to be one of those creatures whose reasons for existence are a mystery. "Jimmie the adtaker" sells anything quickly. -Adv. SI. x: v.r rw rr r Al i1 VISIT historic mtaHker tavern -:- COR. 'CHICAGO AN4D MONROE PIKES - Gatewvay to Irish Hills CHICKEN DINNER :ETC ... 1 III SUPERFLUOUS FA C IAL HAI R Removed Permanently by .ELEG I7ROLYSIS Electro-Cosmetic Servic 224 Nickel's Arcade, I! 4 Now Felt and Velour Hats, Also Month-lEnd Clearance Sale on all I rSUMMER HATS ''I Just call 960. when you have want.-Adv. ai DETROIT UNITED LINES ANN ARBOR TIME TABLE- Eastern Standard Time# (Effective July 10, 1923) Limited and Express Cars to Detroit -6:oo a.m., 7:00 a.iti., 8:00 a.m., 9:05 a.mn. and hourly until 9;o35 p.m. Limited Cars to Jackson--8;47 a.m.L, 10:47 a.fli, 12:47 p.m., 2:47 p. m., 4:47 p.m., 6:4 P.m., 8:47 P.M. Express Cars to Jackson (Local stops west of Ann Arbor)-9 :47 a.m. and every two hours until 9:47 P*M. Local Cars to Dtrot-7 :00 a.m., 9:5 .m. and every two hours until 8:55 P~m., 11 oo P.m. To Ypsilanti Only-11 "4o p.m., x 15 a. M. Local Cars to Jackson-7,:50 a.m. S and then i2:io0 n.m. 1 Connection made at. Ypsilanti to Saline and at Wayne to i.'ymouth, aad Noi'thville. ' PUYEAR ITZ 328, SOUTH MAIN }' -.. i --- J ,__,._.. Though Alexander long is dead And Homner has retired And Caesar's ghost from hence fled And Bonarparte expired F004 D always takes. much better if the surroundings are right. There is no 'pleasanter place in Ann Arbor in which to eat than I HITE SWAN LAUNDRY CO0 Launderers, Cleaners Dyers,, P res er s:: Ladi 4s0 Suits., ., $1.50 up ONIE DAY .S RVICE ON REQUEST Jbity ! Bibity! S$bity!I ;Sab! I-ow many d ish es rmay I have? You know it's Connors- Ican't leave it alone, And since I've been eating it, $ee how I've rown! 11 hasI III Though Lincoln 'reaps the martyrs fame Beneath all others grovel Roosevelt is now a name We still have doctor Lovell. Dear Tarik: The name of an article which as. been appearing of late in a couple of Chicago and New York newspapers,, is "Proh~ibition Inside Out." t Would like, to know whether the article is an essay on the moon- shine question or merely a descrip- tion of its effects on the human steum- mik? Whlaro. Ans.: We have glanced 'over the article in (?) and find it about 90 per cent alcoholic and 20 per cent mat- ter. The rest is some stuff called In- ert Ingredients but all in all the ar- ticle is undoubtedly 100 per cent-real stuff, 'if you like that kind of real stuff. yEd. A little tip frodM Tanik-don't wear good clothes to coarse dinners. TARIK. TUTTLE' S LUNCH Room MAYNARD STRFBT SEMI Verithin WATCH THE GRUEN thin model that sets a new standard in ten's p opup t4 r ic pd witches his arrived, Ohre is a' style in this link that, will suit your taste and eon- ception of beauty, , Pe1 thg habit Af tradinoj with us. ,Arthur H. Arnold State Street Jewelry 302 SOUTH STATE STREET ICE CREA NYEXT WEEKs $PgCJAL BRICK' Apple 1jgp 4 taftding QA'd@r WIihypur. dealpr for ftyery PQ IT ?KPW Let the children have all the' good' ice cream they want-you could not choose "a bet- ter, more nlour- lhlng food for themi. . ,. 00 0 ' 0 0 ., '1 s ENLISTING THE PUB~LIC allowing urgent 'requests. frontI ddent Harding for the abolition of 12, hour day in the iron and steel istries where it has survived de- athe institution of an eight' or hour day in almost all other es, the Amterican Iron and Steel Itte is now trying to regulate its ,s so that the introduction of short- ours will be possible without ham- ag the progress of the industry. iaction which is' being undertak- ider the direction of Judge Gary,; long been contemplated but be- e of the inability to secure suf- at men to operate on a three in- d of two shift plan, it was con- ,ed impractical. .e popular notion as to the atti o;officais in the big steel cor- tions is usually conceived as uin- idly toward the eight hours daty, it is pointed out that they have r' been opposed to shorter hours. .e a number of manufacturing sub- Ties of the larger corporations already instituted the three shift agenlent, there' is still a question :her the available amount of lab- suffcient to make the adjustment :able. Over 100,000 additional will be needed by the United' :s Steel corporation alone. planning thie changes It. Is "gen- y recognized that a complete ad- vent of the wage scale will be ted to. This fact alone bears ass that the purpose of American al is not to get as much as ble out of the laboring man, giv- him the minimum consideration his contribution to production. enance of a high standard of and a healthy citizenship, as Purt 'Conpor's" on your own daily d~et list, too. Ws' a real aid t(; health - AN 1) SO D~ELICIOUS$. A WA~YS DEMANDo COI~NQ3:S BY NAME 5. A. CONNOR ICE'C REAM CO I3ITORIAL COMMENT I _ f.. - -- --------r---_- .-_ --- r HE WOLTERINE in addition to this, they will. bene- itby a profit sharing plan and' each will 'be covered with, a life. insurane policy without cost. Further, the em- ployees are to have 'a man, on the board of ,directors of, the corporation, who will act as direct representative of their body.' Ib if the most ex- tensive experimei' t of its kind every tried in American'.ini'ry and will undoubtedly add further laurj to; the reputation of Ivory as ..a "cleans' Pr- duct.}I The Dollar MIllionalre Would that we could dope it all out, but the mark has fallen so far below the depths oft propriety that it is inconceivable. A million to :the dol-: lar is the latest report, although, the more conservative papers prefer t say that there are more than 700,000 to the dollar now. Whatever the case may be,, it his caused, an undue, amount of commotion which rivals closely the "Monday bargl days" of the great American departmsntstares. The department stores were crowd.e. to the doors when the; rumor of thte sudden drop became ceurrent In Ber- lin. It' is a wonder that: the estab- lishments are still standing after so0 many similar panics. E (Detroit News Of especial interest to 'this state is *word from the West that the intrepid but unprepossessing beast w'hose name descends to posterity with that of Michigan" Is making a last stand'in thej high" Sierras.. The wolverine, "'glut- ton of America," and famed for his fierce and bloodthirsty disposition, is' being extinguished in California by . , Joint effort of hunters and the lowly= 'poroi"pine. Sian 'kills this super-weasel because do breaks into cabins and raids trap lines, destroying .catches and baits and freqeuntly disappearing 'with the traps themselves. The porcupine, ,o the other hand, is an" unwitting agenit to. the w'olverine's extinction.. Pounced ulPO and devoured by 'his assailant,, his qgfls pierece the vitals of the larger beast cans ,g death in extreme agony In a week or ten days., The wolverine, a f we are frequent-; ly informed, may claim wliatever mff-- it lies in being the kingdom's 'great- Wit 1ghter in last ditches and de- fewder of the hopeless cause. Once aroused lie 4c'o tes himself to the con- flict at hand 'u-ti-ifome permanent conclusion is reached. If-be mountain lion, bear and coyote give him abud- ant room: and frequently abandon a' carcass when, the wolverine puts in an unexepected appearance. It is suggested now that he has a- more practical virtue than courage. A nofficial at Sequoia National parq declares the wolverine prevents spread :lllrtliUlrii~gIIIIuhrmmluafusmsuIltltl#1?t/i1fg,1 Dependaobilty 'coulJd nothipoto old'Or trade if eye *were nyt ip butxdepe a Il Perhaps youi 4oP't repk -iie how much it @ng~ tp: c you to have Three' Depend- : able Stores. r' - It means that "no matter: 5 ill what part of upper Ann Abryou. may. ieyou ca -be gp;e pf dependable, cour-: teous, smiling gpykge day or: -night, rain or shine. - r!~ o,~on nooeo u r If you do not trade, with - ! s'tore .o4yan4 ,she for your - Ia sel t,*.,~u CALKINS - FLETC ER DRUG COMPANY THREE DEPENDABLE STORES, U H S A E S R E w=Cor. E. and S. University Ayes. -Cor. State and Packard Streets ' Daily Excursion to PUT-IN-=BAY%" I n Rund rin1 .25 Sundays IQcMetrpuSomerMp$hOblidays F*!'8 fltrlif aily .9 a. Mp. (.) The Pzest e:ciusive xclzr on ern the Put-inl-Bayr, poted for + oommakes thiis trip a xmorable 'one. "Orchesir and d, wthqq exte~ charge. Cafeteria aboard. Fo gel s e ll me wthoutdoor pleasures at Put-in-Bay-batping-dancin$- eokcngn4atletic is See the Obnlderful Caves; and4Parr'r~s G~p~t~ge~t P4B~ t teaqaers for Cleveland, Toledo and Lalcesi. Poly t*9 $apdipsky The Pet-Iu'Uefu3 k. who rw 60 u hto aiidisky e' ry4y. Fas-i._L one way. . Special Friday: Excursions" to Cedar Point A s elecrsion Is made ever Friday to Cedar Point-the fresh water rival to Atlantic citythe fnest bathing beach in the world-large summer hotels, ooes,mandail outdoor amusements. Four hours at Cedar Point and seven hor a'Pt-In-Bays Leaving Cedar Point at 5 p.m, and Pu~t-in-Bay at 7 p. mn.; arrive back in Detroit 10.30) p. mn. Fare-Cedar Point, $1.50 round trip; Put-in- Day, 80 coats. DentineI1114oalts Write for Map Folder vsDetroit 8:45 m.' Ashley & Dustin 6fa .. Steamer LUne. Foot of First Street I I Steamers Collide in the increased be achieved under Mions, now urges 1' San Francisco, July 2? --Th~e pas- auger steamer Wamea and the eighter Susquehanna °collided at the itrance to San Francisco harbor late 5 :