THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY
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OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION OF
THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
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MANAGING EDITOR...: . ..-........LEO J. HERSHDORFER
City Editor...................................James B. Young
Howard A. Donahue Julian E. Mack
Sporting Editor ...............................Jack D. Briscoe
Women's Editor....................... .....Dorothy Bennetts
Editorials................--...... .... ...-Herbert S. Case
Humor Editor..................... .......-.....Donald Coney
Literary Editor.................... . .............G. D.Eaton
conflict. The purpose of a college education is, as
we are led to believe, apart from the training for a
profession or business--which certainly is substant-
ial and which is intended to be mastered in some
detail-to train one for appreciation of life and a
full degree of living. This is obtained in some
measure by a study of the arts, literature, and his-
tory. Apart from these studies the erring student
cannot stray very far into intellectual vagrancy.
The values of this browsing into 'various subjects
as opposed to a systei of specialization throughout
the college course is readily apparent. To live fully
one must understand fully, and understanding never
comes through ignorance. Knowing that Napier
worked out a system of logarithms, which is said to
be of vast importance in engineering, gives no basis
for the appreciation of natural beauty, of a labor
strike; of music, or of an event of international im-
It is the acquired ability to understand things
which occur in the world, to understand one's fel-
lowmen and to interpret their ideas; as well as to
understand and appreciate our Aurroundings, which
gives a course of wide scope its value. ,When peo-
ple come to college simply to "master thoroughly a
few fundamental, substantial studies,'" the seal of
every college should be the dollar sign.
What's happened to the canine contingent wxi the
campus? Probably taking a course in the conserva-
tion of wild animal life.
Sometimes a man can be happy in proportion as
his wife is unhappy. This holds in spite of the law
of averages, too.
Mrs. Ford says: "Buy a Ford and Spend the
Rest." Yes, but your honor, some of us haven't
What's the use of having chaperones at the Whit-
more lake dances when the lights are always going
The American laws and ideals cannot be safe
until the immigrant forgets his country's prejudices.
"Sunday dinner by radio."-News item. It would
be all right if one had a taste for static.
Come on, 'Mr. Weather Man, spring it now. You
can't fool us all the time.
Have you a little strike or walkout in your home?
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. . $4.00 Intermediates
. . 3.00 Juniors
Enjoy a good swim in the pure filtered water at the "Y"
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Non-members-Bath and Swim for 35c.
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CITY Y. M C. A.
t. Clark Gibson
Philip H. Goldsmith
Katherine E. Styer
FRIDAY, JULY 7, 1922
Night Editor-JAMES B. YOUNG
Assistant-Jack D. Briscoe
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THE SUMMER "PROF."
To a discriminating intelligence, the summer pro-
fessor is subtly different from the winter, or peren-
nial, variety of his species. Not infrequently, he
really is a stringer; a Bostonian, perhaps, lineal des-
cendent of him who first put the r in idear; or pos-
sibly he comes from a prarie state and uses no r s
at all. But he need have no such alien peculiarities;
he may be the very man who gave you C when you
had made 10's all semester, or that thrifty soul
who discounted every delinquent theme fifteen per-
cent. Nevertheless, he is tnot now quite the man he
was before Commencement. Like the Bostonian
and the Iowan, he has become a summer variant.
Even his outward habiliments afford evidence of
fhe summer professor's departure from type. Dull
indeed is that student who does not thrill to the
discreet buckishness of those Norfolks and Palm
Beaches, and blind is he who misses those gentle
symphonies of taupe touched with turqouise, or the
harmonies of brown and ecru, mingling suavely as
Java and Jersey cream.
Yet such niceties of raiment are but a crude in-
dication of the nature of the summer metamaphsis.
Far from significant is the wearer's demeanor on
the 'lecture platform and in the classroom. Here
there is learning and wit-high language, if you will;
but the speaker seesons his discourse with a faceti-
usness foreign to the staple anecdotes h gives his
underclassmen in regular session. He has solid
upcrintendents and men of affairs before him, and
lie lifts an eyebrow at the Volstead Act or the Fol-
lies and swaggers a little when he mentions his
last stay in Paris.
But more than witticism tinges his manner with
geniality, for if he is a resident professor he has
old friends in his class, students from a dozen
years, who have come to him to renew an inspira-
tion they may carry with them half way round
the world. Small wonder if even newcomers find
good fellowship in the air !
It is the conviction of those who have never at-
tended a Summer session that summer school means
)ess work than the regular session. This delusion
is not shared by any who have met the summer
"prof." on his own ground. He smiles disarmingly,
indeed, but he assigns seventy pages of reading in
July, whereas his Ocober maximum may be fifty;
and he has no'ne of the leisurely approaches he em-
ploys when a semester lies before him. He lectures
the first day and quizzes the second, and assigns his
thesis topics before the ink is quite dry on the en-
For a semester he would be intolerably strenuous,
and his bonhomie would inevitably wear thin. In
the nature of things his summer incarnation must
be fleeing as the season that produced it; but his
day and hour the summer "prof" suits.
In his speech before the National Education As-
sociation at Boston, Secretary of State Hughes
said that too much had been done in colleges to en-
curage "intellectual vagrancy" so that a college'ed-
ucation outside of technical schools may meanlit-
tle or nothing." Also that a few fundamental
substantial studies thoroughly mastered should be
substituted. He also says that democracy cannot live
on bread alone, "What is needed is to have life
more abundantly." These statements apparently
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For Jacob's sake don't gather
We abominate the weather!
Indeed, we like it-rather!
But we have to go to school.
We would much prefer the river,
Or a god-forsaken flivver
With some watered gas to give 'er;
Or playing Kelly pool.
And we have got a large impression
That this blasted Summer session
M Will lead us to digression
From the well known golden rule.
We'denjoy the greensward grassy-
There to wield a potent brassy;
Or in swimming clothing classy
To paddle in a pool.
Or we rather would be flinging
Deathless verse that should go ringing
Down the eons ever singing
That we were not quite a fool.
That hundreds of students eat regu-
larly at the Arcade Cafeteria and
enjoy the varied menu is particu-
larly significant, You, too, will
take great pleasure in eating there
THE ARCADE CAFETERIA
Is Upstairs in Nickels' Arcade
But in accents scarcely civil
We recite a lot of drivel
In a heat that makes us shrivel-
And we write this kind of drool!
The blot on the universe who, on seeing you walk-
ing abroad in your new straw hat, says, "Ya wanta
keep away from the livery stable !"
Yesterday we had an adventure. We met the
original Pollyanna of the dumbells. Feeling hottish
after a jolly go at the old tennis, and our old court
wizard, we 'oozed into a soda bar for some cool wet-
ness. The old eagle optic spies right off o pleas-
ant damosel wrestling with a gooey sunda at one
of the little tables.
"Hawjado?" we says; giving her one of our fam-
ous smiles, just as though we had made mud pies
with her in infancy.
As a silent tribute to our good looks and personal
charm she smiles at us, and every thing carries
on gaily as a fire engine until we asked where she
got such a blooming complexion.
"Oh," she says, "by riding the bicycle every morn-
"MTVy goodness," we astonished, "do you live that
far from a drugstore?"
She left us to continue life's weary way alone.
Moral: Cleverness is, all right in its way but some-
times it don't weigh enough.
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