THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY . c04r utitu tr icxit iun :45ttt OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publications. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for re- publication of all news dispatches credited to it or otherwise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $.50. Offices: Am Arbor Press Buildig, Maynard Street. Phones: Business, 96o; Editorial, 2414. Communications not to exceed 300 words, if signed, the signa- ture not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Summer Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left at or mailed to The Summer Daily office. Unsigned communications will receive no consideration. No manuscript will be returned unless'the writer incloses postage. The Summer Daily does not necessarily endorse the senti- ments expressed in the communicatonis. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 2414 MANAGING EDITOR...: . ..-........LEO J. HERSHDORFER City Editor...................................James B. Young Night Editors- Howard A. Donahue Julian E. Mack Sporting Editor ...............................Jack D. Briscoe Women's Editor....................... .....Dorothy Bennetts Editorials................--...... .... ...-Herbert S. Case Humor Editor..................... .......-.....Donald Coney Literary Editor.................... . .............G. D.Eaton Assistants conflict. The purpose of a college education is, as we are led to believe, apart from the training for a profession or business--which certainly is substant- ial and which is intended to be mastered in some detail-to train one for appreciation of life and a full degree of living. This is obtained in some measure by a study of the arts, literature, and his- tory. Apart from these studies the erring student cannot stray very far into intellectual vagrancy. The values of this browsing into 'various subjects as opposed to a systei of specialization throughout the college course is readily apparent. To live fully one must understand fully, and understanding never comes through ignorance. Knowing that Napier worked out a system of logarithms, which is said to be of vast importance in engineering, gives no basis for the appreciation of natural beauty, of a labor strike; of music, or of an event of international im- port. It is the acquired ability to understand things which occur in the world, to understand one's fel- lowmen and to interpret their ideas; as well as to understand and appreciate our Aurroundings, which gives a course of wide scope its value. ,When peo- ple come to college simply to "master thoroughly a few fundamental, substantial studies,'" the seal of every college should be the dollar sign. What's happened to the canine contingent wxi the campus? Probably taking a course in the conserva- tion of wild animal life. Sometimes a man can be happy in proportion as his wife is unhappy. This holds in spite of the law of averages, too. Mrs. Ford says: "Buy a Ford and Spend the Rest." Yes, but your honor, some of us haven't any "rest." What's the use of having chaperones at the Whit- more lake dances when the lights are always going out ? The American laws and ideals cannot be safe until the immigrant forgets his country's prejudices. "Sunday dinner by radio."-News item. It would be all right if one had a taste for static. Come on, 'Mr. Weather Man, spring it now. You can't fool us all the time. Have you a little strike or walkout in your home? For Your Summer Reading BOOKS I' from GRAHAM'S Both Stores ii &wMmmmMMmmNmmmW I , I YOU WILL FIND THE Farmers and Mechanics Bank Cm Va A pleasant, conven- ient and'SAFE place to transact your business.. W. B. Butler Leona Horwitz BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ....... ...HEROLD C. HUNT Advertising.. ................. Townsend H. Wolfe Publication.............................George W. Rockwood Accounts................................Laurence H. Favrot Circulation.......-........................dward F. Conlin TWO OFFICES: 101-105 South Main St. 330 South State St. Nickels' Arcade Member of the Federal Reserve BRING YOUR IDEAS TO THE ANN ARBOR CUSTOM SHOE FACTORY We will make use of them and the best leather to make your shoes. Bring your repairs to our factory at 534 FOREST DETROIT UNITED LINES TIME TABLE Ann Arbor and Jackson (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars- :oo a. in., 7:oo a. in., 8:oo a. in., g:oo a. m. and hourly to 9:o5 p. mn. Jackson Express Cars (local stops of Ann Arbor)-9:47 a. m. and every two hours to 9:47 P. in. Local Cars, East Bound- :55 a. n., 7 :o a. m. and every two hours to 9 :oo p. in.; I :00, p. m. To Ypsilanti only-itn:40 p. m., 12:25 a. M., 1:15 a. m. To Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars, West Bound-7:5o a. M., 2:40 P.To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Limited cars: 8:47, 10:47, a. m.; 12:47, 2:47 4:47 P. m. To Jackson and Lansing-imited: 8:47 p. Mn. I SPECIAL SUMMER RATES-3 Months I Business Men Seniors . , . . $4.00 Intermediates . . 3.00 Juniors $2.00 1.50 Enjoy a good swim in the pure filtered water at the "Y" swimming pool . Baths and pool open 9:00 A. M. to 9:30 P. M. Non-members-Bath and Swim for 35c. WOMEN'S SWIMMING CLASSES Tuesday and Friday, 8:00 to 9:00 P. M. 3 Months' membership, $2.50 CITY Y. M C. A. Assistants t. Clark Gibson Philip H. Goldsmith Katherine E. Styer FRIDAY, JULY 7, 1922 Night Editor-JAMES B. YOUNG Assistant-Jack D. Briscoe Fourth Avenue Phone 258 S I _. -, THE SUMMER "PROF." To a discriminating intelligence, the summer pro- fessor is subtly different from the winter, or peren- nial, variety of his species. Not infrequently, he really is a stringer; a Bostonian, perhaps, lineal des- cendent of him who first put the r in idear; or pos- sibly he comes from a prarie state and uses no r s at all. But he need have no such alien peculiarities; he may be the very man who gave you C when you had made 10's all semester, or that thrifty soul who discounted every delinquent theme fifteen per- cent. Nevertheless, he is tnot now quite the man he was before Commencement. Like the Bostonian and the Iowan, he has become a summer variant. Even his outward habiliments afford evidence of fhe summer professor's departure from type. Dull indeed is that student who does not thrill to the discreet buckishness of those Norfolks and Palm Beaches, and blind is he who misses those gentle symphonies of taupe touched with turqouise, or the harmonies of brown and ecru, mingling suavely as Java and Jersey cream. Yet such niceties of raiment are but a crude in- dication of the nature of the summer metamaphsis. Far from significant is the wearer's demeanor on the 'lecture platform and in the classroom. Here there is learning and wit-high language, if you will; but the speaker seesons his discourse with a faceti- usness foreign to the staple anecdotes h gives his underclassmen in regular session. He has solid upcrintendents and men of affairs before him, and lie lifts an eyebrow at the Volstead Act or the Fol- lies and swaggers a little when he mentions his last stay in Paris. But more than witticism tinges his manner with geniality, for if he is a resident professor he has old friends in his class, students from a dozen years, who have come to him to renew an inspira- tion they may carry with them half way round the world. Small wonder if even newcomers find good fellowship in the air ! It is the conviction of those who have never at- tended a Summer session that summer school means )ess work than the regular session. This delusion is not shared by any who have met the summer "prof." on his own ground. He smiles disarmingly, indeed, but he assigns seventy pages of reading in July, whereas his Ocober maximum may be fifty; and he has no'ne of the leisurely approaches he em- ploys when a semester lies before him. He lectures the first day and quizzes the second, and assigns his thesis topics before the ink is quite dry on the en- rollment cards. For a semester he would be intolerably strenuous, and his bonhomie would inevitably wear thin. In the nature of things his summer incarnation must be fleeing as the season that produced it; but his day and hour the summer "prof" suits. INTELTLECTUAL VAGRANCY In his speech before the National Education As- sociation at Boston, Secretary of State Hughes said that too much had been done in colleges to en- curage "intellectual vagrancy" so that a college'ed- ucation outside of technical schools may meanlit- tle or nothing." Also that a few fundamental substantial studies thoroughly mastered should be substituted. He also says that democracy cannot live on bread alone, "What is needed is to have life more abundantly." These statements apparently .;n... .... .. .. .Utl...... ....... p #........0... ........ MEAL TICKETS $ 5.45 FOR s5.00 11.00 FOR 10.00 ii ii-- THE FRYING PAN "-a flash in the Pan." I .. .- -.. --..n.n ---. --------- - ----...-..---- f l----...---i --------- Summer Sighs For Jacob's sake don't gather We abominate the weather! Indeed, we like it-rather! But we have to go to school. We would much prefer the river, Or a god-forsaken flivver With some watered gas to give 'er; Or playing Kelly pool. And we have got a large impression That this blasted Summer session M Will lead us to digression From the well known golden rule. We'denjoy the greensward grassy- There to wield a potent brassy; Or in swimming clothing classy To paddle in a pool. Or we rather would be flinging Deathless verse that should go ringing Down the eons ever singing That we were not quite a fool. That hundreds of students eat regu- larly at the Arcade Cafeteria and enjoy the varied menu is particu- larly significant, You, too, will take great pleasure in eating there THE ARCADE CAFETERIA Is Upstairs in Nickels' Arcade But in accents scarcely civil We recite a lot of drivel In a heat that makes us shrivel- And we write this kind of drool! Gallows-Meat The blot on the universe who, on seeing you walk- ing abroad in your new straw hat, says, "Ya wanta keep away from the livery stable !" Today's Fe'uilleton Yesterday we had an adventure. We met the original Pollyanna of the dumbells. Feeling hottish after a jolly go at the old tennis, and our old court wizard, we 'oozed into a soda bar for some cool wet- ness. The old eagle optic spies right off o pleas- ant damosel wrestling with a gooey sunda at one of the little tables. "Hawjado?" we says; giving her one of our fam- ous smiles, just as though we had made mud pies with her in infancy. As a silent tribute to our good looks and personal charm she smiles at us, and every thing carries on gaily as a fire engine until we asked where she got such a blooming complexion. "Oh," she says, "by riding the bicycle every morn- ing." - "MTVy goodness," we astonished, "do you live that far from a drugstore?" She left us to continue life's weary way alone. Moral: Cleverness is, all right in its way but some- times it don't weigh enough. CALIGULA. =lllll111111nlltn1ltill1lll1lntllnll111111 ,, B O ARDI For a limited number of STUDENTS Good Home Cooking At Moderate Prices MRS. PHILLIPS 523 Forest Ave. Ann Arbor Savings Bank Two Offices: N. W. Corner Main and Huron St. 707 N. University Ave. Summer Students Secure your supplies at STUDENTS SUPPLY STORE 1111I South University Avenue Materials for All Colleges I TONIGHT! q a i WHIT MORE LAKE GPAVILION. Kennedy's All Stars Diamond - Zierer - Chon - Darling - Hammill 1njoy the pleasures of out-door evenings. MOSQUITO TALCUM OR CRgAM will add to the Fomforts, "HE 'QUARRY" DRUG AND PRESCRIPTION STORE Phone 308-Corner S. State and N. Univ.-- Claude Drake, Prop. ATTENTION Fraternities, Sororities, Clubs and other organizations can be well taken care of by'calling ANN ARBOR REALTY National Bank Building Phone 40