SUNDAY, M1RCH 13, 1949
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Mural To Highlight Military
Decorations for Ball Friday
A mood of military grandeur
and pomp will greet dancers Fri-
day when the annual Military Ball
is presented from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
by the campus ROTC units.
Following the general theme of
military decorations, the commit-
tee for the formal has planned a
large mural at the fireplace end
of the Union Ballroom.
This will represent the three
patches of the ROTC, NROTC and
Air Force Reserve Training. They
will be lighted from behind in gold.
The entrance to the ballroom will
have crossed swords above it and
uniformed manikins will flank the
* * *
WOMEN attending the dance
will be granted 1:30 a.m. permis-
sion. The intermission entertain-
ment will consist in part of sing-
ing by the popular Three Sharps,
formerly the Vaughan House Trio.
All members of the three RO-
TC units, reserve and active of-
ficers and all former officers are
eligible to attend.Jack Waters,
committee chairman, has em-
phasized that former officers
who have outgrown their uni-
forms may come in formal
For others, however, the dance
will be in uniform. The tickets
are on sale at $2.50 per couple at
ROTC and NROTC headquarters.
* * *
Members of the committee other
than Waters are Capt. Donald H.
Merton, ROTC, and Comdr. Mark-
eson Varland, NROTC, advisers;
Jim Ely, secretary; George Olsen,
Others are Frank Marovich and
Ken Thorpe, publicity; Robert
Goslow, tickets, programs and in-
vitations; Jim Van Veen, decora-
tions; Harold Schuler, buildings
and grounds; and Gordon Carpen-
ter and Keith Beers, members-at-
RED SAILS IN SUNSET:
Stalin Visits Unique
By MARY ANN HARRIS and BARBARA MOLYNEAUX
We joined the Communist Party last night!
Lured by an ominous red, star stamped communique telling of
an evening of revelry behind the iron curtain at the Kappa Stigma
House, we decided upon a private purge of these obvious subversive
As we approached 806 Hill, clothed in red flannels so as not to be
suspected, a stealthy figure leaped from the bushes, slipped us match-
ing red babushkas and whispered, "Do you have a flaski?" "Yeski"
seemed the suitable reply and the iron curtain, strongly resembling
auto chains, was lifted, revealing a mystical red glow. "Comrades!"
screamed the Kappa Stigmas.
Backstage crew will meet at 3
p.m. today in Lydia Mendelssohn
Dance (1.) will rehearse from 1
to 3 p.m. today in the Ballroom.
Combined rehearsal for all
members of the cast in Act III will
be held from 3 to 5 p.m. today in
the League Ballroom.
Properties committee will meet
from 5 to 6 p.m. tomorrow in the
League. The room will be posted.
Ushering committee will meet
from 5 to 6 p.m. tomorrow in the
League. The room will be posted
When puzzling over what to buy
that nice young couple for an an-
niversary or wedding present, try
small copper flower-pot holders-
practical, small, but useful.
Juniors will premiere their an-
nual musical, the 1949 Junior
Girls' play, "Fate of the Union",
at 8 p.m. Thursday in Lydia Men-
delssohn Theatre in the League.
This performance will follow
the traditional Senior Supper,
while public performanoes will be
given at 8 p.m. Friday and Sat-
urday. The first dress rehearsal
is tomorrow at 6 p.m.
* * *
TICKET SALES will begin to-
morrow at 2 p.m. in the League
box office on the first floor.
Tickets may be purchased
from 2 to 5:30 p.m. tomorrow
through Thursday. Friday and
Saturday they will be sold from
2 to 8 p.m. Price for all re-
served seats is 75 cents.
tire for the first time, will partici-
pate in a ceremony which has
been Michigan tradition for 100
years. This is the annual senior
parade which started with the
first Michigan coeds in the days
when Myra B. Jordan was Dean
ALL SENIORS walk across the
stage preceding JGP with symbols
of their status. Married women
carry candles, engaged women
suck lemons and pinned women
wear straight pins. Unattached
women throw pennies in the wish-
Tickets for senior supper will
be sold from 3 to 5 p.m. tomor-
row through Wednesday in the
League Social Director's office.
Dinner and reserved seats for
JGP will be $1.35.
Caps and gowns, which are re-
quired of all seniors but those in
the nursing school, may be rented
from Moe's Sport Shop. Rental
will be $4.50, plus a $3 deposit
which will be refunded in June.
For those who sew their own
clothes, the bone rings sold in dry
goods departments make clever
bases for self-covered buttons.
Juniors To Premiere 'Fate of the Union This Week
Duties of WAA Board Positions
To Be Explaine
By MARY ANN HARRIS
The thirty positions open for
petitioning on WAA Board will be
explained at 5 p.m. today in the
Hussey Room of the League.
Board members from the Presi-
dent down will explain the duties
and experience pertinent to their
positions, and the processes of pe-
titioning for them.
The petitions, which are written
statements of qualifications and
plans for proposed WAA jobs, will
be due at 5 p.m. Friday, March 25
in the Undergrad office of the
THE SENIOR BOARD of WAA
will read and consider the peti-
tions and will hold interviews from
March 28 through 31. Coeds may
sign for interviews at designated
times upon submitting their peti-
The executive board of the
WAA consist of the president,
vice president, secretary, intra-
mural manager, American Col-
lege of American Federation of
College Women representative,
dormitory manager, sorority
manager, league house manager,
general publicity and Daily pub-
The duties of the President are
directing the organization, which
controls all organized women's
athletic activity on campus; pre-
siding at weekly board meetings;
League Council membership; and
integration of WAA in relation to
other campus activities. The pres-
ident must be a senior who has
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SUITS in solids or two-tones,
served on the board at
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THE VICE PRESIDENT, who
must be a junior or senior, aids the
president and takes over the social
functions of the board, while the
secretary takes minutes covering
everything. The treasurer keeps
records of club expenditures in
the WAA treasury.
The dormitory, league house
and sorority managers are all
responsible for notifying and
co-ordinating their respective
divisions in the intramural set-
up. In turn each manager takes
charge of an intramural tourna-
ment such as basketball, volley-
ball, and softball. The intra-
mural manager coordinates
The general publicity, head
keeps the names up to date on the
club and on the intramural hon-
ors board which is posted in the
WAB, and keeps the campus
abreast of WAA activity through
posters, stunts and a variety of
publicity media. She also may
lend artistic talents to WAA social
Petitioning will be open also for
the many club managerships and
the prospective manager need not
be an expert in her chosen field.
Organization, leadership and abil-
ity to create club participation
and enthusiasm will be considered
highly. Women should bring eli-
gibility cards to the interview.
However, petitioners who have
valuable experience in a certain
activity should not hesitate to
state their qualifications on peti-
tions, which may- be obtained at
the Undergraduate Office of the
The latest word from the fa-
shion world says that the suits
for spring will, at long last, fea-
ture shorter skirts with either
gores or pleats.
WE FELT A TOUCH OF cold steel at our ribs and glanced up to
see glowering Majordomo Fergusonavitch challenging and asking the
password. "Yeski" was again the cry, and we broke away heading down
into the "Siberian Salt Mines."
The worker's "party" was busily applying sledge hammer
and pickaxes to mammoth blocks of salt-(the decorations com-
mittee were putting in the last touches.) Stalin and Vishinsky
were supervising, aided by a hungry Siberian cow. Molotov was
With the appearance of a kampus kopski agent the mines be-
came deserted, except for the cow who continued to enjoy her salt
block. The bovine, fully trained by the cominform, revealed nothing
of party policy to the persevering agent from the Office of Student
SEEKING REFUGE we found an "Open Door;" a policy unex-
pected at this gathering, and rushed into the arms of eight dancing
cossacks . . . After ten minutes of Kazatzka we halted our investiga-
tion for a few moments relaxation in the Library.
A time worn copy of "Rushin Rules" lay open on the table
revealing an introduction to prospective rushees, entitled, "Why
I Lean to the Left" by Bruce Lookwood. Next to this was a well-
thumbed issue of "Crime and Junishment" by Pat Hanneganski.
Shelved among the rare books collection were three dusty volumes:
"Lenin, Jr.," "Lenin, Sr." and "Lenin, Grad." and "Trotzky's
Mexican Memoirs" or "I Get a Pick Out of You." We wasted little
time on the pulp editions of "Ride the Pink Horski" and "Russian
Spy Deported at Evening," subtitled "Red Sails in the Sunset."
Out in the hall there arose an uproar. Lenin, in a red satin
casket, was being born aloft into the spacious interior of the "Wee
Kremlin" by eight strapping pledges. Was it the effect of the Vodka?
In the Wee Kremlin J. Parnell Merritsky and other Stigma offi-
cials were gathered around their television set listening to news
flashes from the Big Kremlin and through the window could be
seen a lonely pair (of sentinentals) keeping an eye on the satellites.
As midnight struck, our investigation complete, we decided that
these were, after all, only sociable socialists.
WAA NOTE-I -S
Basketball teams-All basketball games to be played this week
must be cancelled by tomorrow noon if players are unable to attend.
The schedule for this week is:
Monday at 5:10 p.m.--Alpha Xi Delta II vs. Mosher 1; Gamma
Phi Beta II vs. Newberry I.
Tuesday at 5:10 p.m.-Alpha Phi I vs. Jordan IV; Chi Omega II
vs. Alpha Phi II.
Wednesday at 5:10 p.m.-Pi Beta Phi I. vs. Chi Omega I; Sorosis I
vs. Delta Delta Delta I.
Thursday at 5:10 p.m.-Barbour II vs. Stockwell VII; Ann Arbor
Girls vs. Alpha Gamma Delta II.
* * * *
Ballet-The Club will meet at 7 p.m. tomorrow at Barbour Gym.
Riding--Those who make reservations will meet at 5:25 p.m.
Wednesday at the WAB. Members are requested to bring dues if they
have not paid.
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