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T 11E MICIICIIIAN DAILY
SUNDAY, JANUARY 11, 1931
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MANAGING EDITOR
Chairman Editorial Board
hENRY MERRY
FRANK E. COOPER, City Editor
News Editor........Gurney Williams
Editorial Director. ........Walter W. Wilds
Sports Editor ..............Joseph A. Russell
Women's Editor ...........Mary L. Behymer
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Assistant City Editor....... Harold O. Warren
Assistant News Editor......harles R. Sprowl
Telegraph Editor..........orge A. Stautet
Copy Editor ..................Win. F. Pype1
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S. Beach Conger
Carl S. Forsythe
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Assistants
measures antd resolutions in Con-
gress as a means of showing their
constituents that they are "on the
job" rather than for any other rea-
son. But Senator Ashurst's com-
mon sense should have told him
that his proposal would certainly
offend the national feeling of the
Mexican citizens, especially when
he stated that their government
neither desired nor was able to po-
lice or supervise the districts in
question. It is an affront to a na-
tion which has normal status in
the international community, even
more so when the senator admits
that the purchase of the land would
"make Arizona's b o u n d a r y a
straight line." Evidently Senator
Ashurst's main reason for this ab-
surdly asinine proposal is to give
Arizona a better appearance on the
map, and to provide 'some more
desert land to put on the tax rolls.
Ashurst, during the last session
of Congress, introduced a bill,
which was later passed, that pro-
vided for a slight reduction in the
number of immigrants from Mexi-
co, as well as higher standards for
those admitted. As a representa-
tive of a border state, he naturally
is interested in keeping the labor
element, as voters, satisfied, and
cutting down foreign en t ra n t s
I would bc an excellent platform on
which to seek re-election later. But
now he comes forth with a resolu-
tion which, if carried into effect,
would add several thousands of
foreign-born to the Arizona popula-
tion, the very flow of which his
former bill attempted to curtail.
This ill-advised statement will not
seriously impair the relations be-
tween the United States and Mexi-
co, for the resolution should cer-
tainly never get further than the
foreign affairs committee. In the
meantime, Senator Ashurst might
better stick to matters such as ir-
rigation or farm relief, instead of
attempting diplomacy and foreign
affairs, two subjects in which he
has given a perfect demonstration
of lack of intelligence and common
sense.
A MODEST PROPOSAL
Knute K. Rockne, builder of
champions, recently made the fol-
lowing modest statement. Said he:
"There is nothing in the theory
that eleven boys who are clean and
mentally alert on the football fieldj
are dumb in the classroom. Neither
does it follow that boys who are
clean and alert in the classroom
are dumb on the football field. I
wish that Mr. Erskine (donator of
the national football trophy) would
0ATED R, 6creen Reflections
THE BOBBSEY
TWINS AT t f'- c :°;NT'
LOGGERHEADS What: . . . No Dramr'
When in the course of human There is siiIht local film attrac-
events it becomes necessary for Lion for the sophisticated movie-
s o m e b o d y or other to cook up g~oer, two broad c~ed2 and one
enough stuff to fill this 20%1/2 inch western com prisng the e u r r e n t
colmnan Da Bate, eito 'prog rams. Joe 1-". Brown and Ed
column, and Dan Baxter, editor Wynn hold forth at the two campus
emeritus, is nowhere to be found, it houses with "Going Wild" and "Fol--
is customary to have almost any low the Leader" at the Michigan
darn fools write the thing-not that and Majestic respectively. The lat-
we didn't try to get out .i it, mind ter feature is reviewed below.
you. "Going Wild" is more or less an
aviation comedy, presumably re-
We even went to work and tried plete with the anything-but-subtle
to find some past-, present-, pseudo- humor for which Brown is noted.
or near-Rolls editor who would do The supporting cast includes Law-
it in our places, with the following rence Gray, Ona Munson, and
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and other Detroit Bands
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Vernon Bishop
William Brown
Robert- Callahan
William W. Davis
Richard 11. Hiller
Miles Hoisington
Ann W. Verner
Marian Atran
Helen Bailey
Josephine Convisser
Maxine Fishgrund
Dorothy LeMire
rleI ightlinger
DIon WV. Lyon
. William Morgan
Richard Stratemeier
R~eich 'Tyler
Noel D. Turner
Byron C. Vedder
Sylvia Miller
HIelen Olsen
Tiildred Postal
r Marjorie Rough
Mary E. Watts
*ohanna Wiese
results:I
JOE TINKER-No results.
GRANDMA WHOOFLE-At a
movie across the street.
DRS. WHOOFLE - Visiting
one of their numerous aunts
ELMER GANTRY-Is making
HIS mistakes on the front page
tonight, in an editorial capaci-I
ty.
LARK-Is out on one.
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All of this bring us down to the
question of the moment. After care-
ful deliberations among its staff
of editors (Chairman: Dan Baxter;
Editor: D. Baxter; Ass't Editors:
Uncle Baxter, Uncle Dan, and Dan
Baxter himself; Right Half: Bax-
ter; Dean of Students: Joseph E.
Bursley). Rolls has decided to insti-
tute a contest. This, boys and girls,
will be a new kind of contest.
CONTEST
This is an easy contest. There
is practically nothing to it. In
fact, you might as well finish,
your breakfast and go on to
Sunday school.
The contest is built around the
idea that Michigan needs a new
song. Realizing the immensity
of the task, Rolls will under-
take the problem by producingI
one line a day. All you have to
do is supply one word. Write on
only two sides of the paper and
be sure to enclose return en-
velope with stamps (detached).
The first uine follows:
I want to go crack to
All you have to do is fill in the
blank. But remember, the word
must complete the rythmical swing.
Here are some examples:
I want to go back to SMITH'S
CROSSING.
(Rolls feels that this positively
won't do).
I want to go back to WORK-
ING IN AUSELDORF'S DRUG
STORE AND FORGET THIS
D- UNIVERSITY.
(Rolls realizes that this isn't
quite the spirit desired, but you get
the idea all right, all right).
Dear Bertie:
Such a rush and bustle you never
saw, there was up in the Daily to-
night, what with the telephone -
ringing away with calls about the
basketball game. It seemed that
those in the office got into the habit
Now Booking-
Semljester
blonde Laura Lee, a recent Green-
wich Village Follies graduate who
resembles little Marjorie White.
Gary Cooper, once a cowboy in
his own right, is the tall. 'andsome
"Man from Wyo-
m i n g" at the
W u e rft h. June
Collyer and Regis_
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 11, 1931
Night Editor-BEACH CONGEIZ, Jr.
THE CHAMPIONS OF OUR CAUSE
Toomey are in the
cast. Cooper also
has an important
role in "Morocco"
with the much-
publicized flaming
Marlene Dietrich,
at the Paramount PER
in Detroit. GARY COOPER
The Perfect Fool.
Mr. Wynn, by arrangement with
Mr. Ziegfeld for some reason or
(other, romps though an utterly
nonsensical hour of tomfoolery in
1 his second and more successful mo
tion picture, "Follow the Leader."
And so ridiculous is the bespectacled:
stage comedian's appearance and
,atter that the film becomes amus-
ing in spite of itself or the audi-
ence.
Outside of a slender romantic plot
thread and some excellent advertis-
ing for George White and his Scan-
'dals, the picture revolves entirelyE
about the antics of this "perfect
fool" and a fellow comic Lou Holtz.
Best of the many gags are Wynn's
abundant inventions, rivalling Rube
Goldberg's for ingenuity, including
a special corn-on-the-cob holder
which works on the same order as
the paper carriage on a typewriter
completely equipped with beil and
automatic sliding return.
Ginger Rogers and Stanley Smith -
are satisfactory as the love interest.
Whether you cnjoy Wynn depends
on the mood you're in, and the en-
joyment of the picture depends on
L n j o y i n g Wynn. All of which {
amounts to a vicious circle which
dlefs grading. Write your own
mark on "Follow the Leader"--any-
where from a B to a D.
Moran Gets Her Man.
Lois Moran stalks the Canadian
wilds with the Northwest Royal
Canadian Mount-
ed Police and J.
Harold Murray in
their latest epic
menacingly titled
"U n d e r Suspi-1
cion." The film,
the first talking
picture to revert
Sto the locale of
t h e red - coated
police, has its lo-
cal premiere at
the Fox in Detroit
s.MORAN this week. M i s s
Moran, incidentally, has temporari-
ly forsaken the screen to star in
Robert E. Sherwood's newest Broad-
way play, "This Is New York."
On the Fox stage, a U. S. Indian
Reservation Band led by none other
than Chief Shunatona cavort in a
Fanchon and Marco idea, while
Sam Jack Kaufman masters the
ceremonies.
---Bert. 2
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EDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 4th
AUCTION BLOCKS ARE OPEN IN ALL RED
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MONTH'S MERCHANDISE,.
Place a hid now! Raise it at a later date if you wish
to do so. You may secure a list of merchandise at
any of the Red Arrow Places.
"When you Spend a Dollar here-
you get a RED ARROWdollar back"
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The Schultz Grocery
Ernst Bros. Electric Shop
J. B. Eibler, Jeweler
Hutzel & Co., Plumbing and Heating
Crippen Drug Stores, Inc.
The Michigamme Oil Co.
Kyer Laundry Co.
Stein, Cleaner
White Bakery
Handicraft Furniture Co.
Lindenschmitt-Apfel, & Co.,
Clothing and Furnishings
Ann Arbor Floral Co.
Dana E. Hiscock, Coal
Frank W. Wilkinson, Leather Goods
McLean & Neelands, Groceries and Meats
George J. Moe Sport Shops
Ann Arbor Implement Co,
Dietzel's Shoe Store
Schlenker Hardware Co.
Swiss Garment Cleaning Co.
A & L Battery & Electric Service Co.
Exide Battery and Tire Service
Pratt & Stribley Garage
O. D. Morrill, The Typewriter and
Stationery Store
Vernon J. McCrumb, Nash Sales
and Service
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give an award for an academic con-
stupid than test. The eleven boys who formed
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tie StuUent counci's desire t ore- the Notre Dame varsity could, I
organize, is its longing after more believe, hold their own with any
grounds for intervening with the other eleven boys in the country.
administration on behalf of the I know there are self-appointed
student body, especially in disciplin- champions in the academic world,
ary matters. In other words, if the but a real contest might change
so-called agency for student gov- that."
ernment has its wish we shall be There is no need for extended
presented with the ludicrous and comment upon this priceless piece
somewhat revolting spectacle of a of conceit. To compare eleven foot-.
handful of third-rate politicians! ball players, whose heart and soul
(albeit the smoothest of their ilk) Ibi lyrwoehatadsu
hlie in winning a gridiron tilt for the
passing judgment upon the trans~- dear old school and, incidentally,
gressions of the campus. If such a
prospect wee not agettingtn into the headlines for three
ror it mighteuphemisicaln imonths with eleven of the best
humedo ratmg heo u ph mitialy escholars 'in the country on a basis
called outrageous. of mentality is too absurd for con-
It is a matter of common knowl-- sideration, regardless of the aca-
edge that the council 'is completely demic pretensions which are made;
unequipped for and undeserving of for the aforesaid athletes. Gridiron
additional power in the administra- 'stars are too seldom genii in the
tive hierarchy, a fact which is quite classroom. Some work hard and get
conclusively attested by their pusil- good grades, but intellectually they
lanimous and unwilling leadership, cannot compare with those whose
their failure to conceive of, much every effort in life is bent towardc
less represent, any iota of student improving their minds to the ulti-t
opinion in an effective way, and the mate capacity.I
complete lack of support or interest Rockne and his eleven warriors
of the student body in its existence. were world-beaters on the gridironC
If anyone doubts the truth of this, -everyone admits that. But to haver
let him point to a single sound and thme famous coa'h assert that hisr
constructive, even intelligent, action eleven boys could match wits with
(save its desultory routine affairs) the nation's best should be a bitt
that the council has brought for- too much, even for the "gullible"c
ward this year. sporting public. It makes greats
Any extension of the council's publicity; it's the sort of news that
powers, particularly in the direction strikes a harmonic note in thea
of giving it judiciary or disciplinary i sporting editors' hearts; but it re-a
influence, would be an affront to mains poppy - cock nevertheless.
ordinary decent sensibilities. Not Once in a great while-so greatc
only is its reorganizing blurb due that it is much more the pheno-C
entirely to the elevating powers of inenon than the rule-a brilliant
thin air, but further the council has mind consents to play football and
far to seek for any legitimate or makes a whirlwind at quarterback,
consequential reason for its con- or center, or tackle.I
tinued existence. The "self-appointed champions"
-of intellect may or may not take
The 1931 Michiganensian will
incorporate many original and
different ideas.
The cover, the new sections,
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the
modern
art work,
will
of just announcing the score in- --r
stead of saying "Michigan Daily." What's GoingOn
This worked very well indeed, until
a lady called and got very confused. S
also indeed. In the bustle I took a' SUNDAY
picture of her confusion, and in- THEATERS
close it herewith. Majcsfic - Ed Wynn in "Follow
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Michig-an--Joe E. Brown in "Go-
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Wuerth-Gary Cooper in "A Man
From Wyoming "
GENERAL.
Exhibit-100 American and Euro-
peao prints, from 1:30 until 5 o'clock
north and south galleries, Alumni
,:I rorial hall.
all be things which will make
the 11931 Michiganensian the
thoroughly NEW yearbook.
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SENATORASHLURST'S up Mr. Rockne's "modest proposal."
BRAINSTORM I It isn't really worth taking up, for I
Senator Ashurst of Ariona, has, the outcome should be obvious.I
either an extremely keen sense of I Gridiron stars are fine gentlemen,
esthetics, or a remarkable sense of t great athletes. good studentsbut
humor. His recent proposal to pur-
chase parts of the Mexican pro-
vince- of Sonora and lower Califor-
nia have aroused a feeling of indig-
nation in Mexico so that some poli-
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they are hardly the intellectual
genii '[hat Mvr. Rockne paint them.
The most disappointing aspect of
the entire publicity stunt is that
Rockne's extravagant statements do
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MONDAY
THEATtE
S e ,Pi--Ed Wynn in "Follow
the Z eadier."
FUSION. Michigan- Joe .E Brown in "Go-
recorded bv ing Wild."
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