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gents and announces that if he were
still a member of them as he once
was, he would have immediately ask-
ed for President Little's resignation
on a certain occasion; "Just on ac-
count of his childish threat, if for no
other reason," and obviously a mind
such as his would need no other rea-
son, and would be childish enough to
ask for a resignation on just such
grounds.
One great virtue the letter had,
however, and that was the concrete
evidence as to what shallow grounds
such criticism Is based upon. Truly,
if these are the most serious things
with which President Little can be
charged, then his position, both as
President and in the minds of Michi-
gan men, is secure indeed.
OUR OWN CHICAGO
Some people live only by cheating
death from day to day. Some are
steeple-jacks; some structural iron
workers; and some deliberately live
in Chicago. The windy city, so called
from its political campaigns, has pro-
duced many ghostly murders in the
past; in fact, the finest in the coun-
try. And just as the news of the Mc-
Swiggin murder was growing cold
and the Cicero bomb outrages were
being forgotten and the public was
beginning to become disappoiiited in
the city, the great mid-western me-
tropolis, meeting the emergency, shot
two more people and almost killed
four more.
In methods of murder, Chicago has
it all over any other similar organiza-
tion ever perfected in this highly
civilized era. There is no single
shot in the night, perhaps a little in-
accurate, and the victim laid writhing
in pain, perhaps to linger thus for
days. No such half way methods are
employed in this cultural center; for
there they use the machine gun in
broad day light. A shower of bullets
from the well aimed barrel; and then
the victim falls with fifty or a hun-
dred shots in his body. No excruciat-
ing pain or lingering between life and
death. Quick, sure; deliberate, and
deadly; this is the code of the Chicago
gunman-the most accurate in the
world.
The marines have lost their laurels.
The army is no longer the place of
expert marksmanship. During the war
it was perhaps true to advertise the
Naval artillery as "The Greatest Gun-
ners In The World," but that was be-
fore Chicago warfare reached its
present perfected state.
The long period of uninteresting
training in the army can no longer
hold any inducements for the murder-
ously inclined. Now they kiss the
home folks goodby and go to Chicago.
There they sit with automatic rifles
up and down the drainage canal. After
a tedious period of practice on state's
attorneys and criminal lawyers the
more interesting business of shooting
rival bootleggers begins. This field
offers unlimited opportunities for the
promising youth.
Chicago is fast becoming the cul-
tural center of the universe. Once we
heard of Athens, then Paris, and soon
it shall be Chicago.
America should be proud of her
mid-western metropolis.
With an Ohio judge committing im-
prisoned inebriates to a water cure
following the widely heralded bread
and water sentence of a Western
judge, a course in dietetics will soon{
be in order for all prospective judges.,
SED ROLL
U. of 3I.
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U. of M.
'Twas midnight in the stadium,
Not an airplane was in sight.
Michigan tore through center,
And then again through right.
The sun came out from time to time
But beat it right away.
Rain, rain go away-and
Don't come back next Saturday.
By far the most sensational play of
game was made by the score-board
man when he changed the 14-0 to 1-0,
at the request of the referee.
* S *
Students were silent while signs
saying, "Stadium Bonds Mean
Good Seats" and "Good Seats For
Ten Years" were carried around
the field during the half. The
customers on the fifty yard line
laughed, telling each other that
they had had good seats for the
last ten years and as long as they
had the pull they would get
good seats.
* * *
We are starting a fund, to be col-
lected from students, so that a bond
may be purchased, and two repre-
sentative students, elected by the
campus at large, may have the honor
of seeing the game from the sidelines
instead of from the end-lines, or the
cuurved lines.
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CO-INSTRUCTION
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TONIGHT: Frieda Hempel, so-
prano, and Ewald Ham, flautist Inl
Hill auditorium at 8 o'clock.
TONIGHT: Walker Whitesides in
"The Arabian" In the Whitney thea-
ter at 8:30 o'clock.
THE HILL-LA ROWE RECITAL
At the formal opening of the thirty-
second annual meeting of the State
Federation of Women's Clubs Barre-
Hill, baritone and Philip La Rowe, or-
ganist, will present a recital in Hill
auditorium at 8 o'clock.
Both Barre-Hill and Mr. La Rowe are
well known in Ann Arbor and have
appeared at numerous recitals in the
city. Barre-Hill, who graduated from
the University in the class of '26 is
now singing at the Metropolitan-
Methodist church in Detroit as bari-
tone soloist and is also appearing in
recitals in Detroit, Chicago and the
middle west-including performances
as soloist with both the Detroit and
Chicago Symphony orchestras. The
Federation is more than fortunate to
obtain his services, since this may be
his only appearance in Ann Arbor
during the year due to his extended
concert engagements. Mr. La Rowe
is a pupil of Palmer Christian and is
an assistant to Mr. Christian in the
organ department of the University
School of Music.
Their program will include the fol-
lowing numbers:
Cantabile ................... Franck
Mr. La Rowe
Prologue to the Opera Pagliacci-
..........Leoncavallo
Barre-Hill
Ronde Francaise...........Boellman
Vermeland................Hanson
Dreams ................. Stoughton
Mr. La Rowe
Little Bateese ............... Pierce
In Dreams I Hear the Sea .... Taber
The Last Song .............. Rogers
Barre-Hill
'Coral Prelude on "Rejoice Ye Pure in
Heart .................. Sowerby
Mr. La Rowe
The numbers of Barre-Hill are ex-
ceptionally interesting, since the
"Prologue" from "Pagliaci" which is
intensely dramatic will be offset by
the lighter in the second group. "In
Dreams I Hear the Sea" was written
for him by Taber, and has proved ex-
ceedingly popular on his programs.
The Franck "Cantabile" which is Mr.
La Rowe's initial number is also an
interesting study by one of the most
interesting composers of the French
school. "Dreams" by Stoughton, an
organist-banker of Worcester, Mass-
achusetts, is light, fantastic and of-
fers a capable foil for the "Verme-
land" by Hanson, who presented the
world premier of his "Lament for
Beowulf" to Ann Arbor at the last
May Festival. * * .*
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Night Editor-STANFORD N. PHELPQ
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THE Sex.ALLOW MIND
Some peoplf achi[eve prominence
and prestige 4.v being great and
broad; others 'huheive notoriety by
being notably inane and shallow,
Chase Osborne is not of the forme'
type. Some, arguments impress us
with their .profound knowledge am
obviously fair-minded conclusions;
others impress us as fifth grade grop-
ings and unintelligent ends; Mr. Os-
borne's letter in the Detroit Times, in
which he calls President Little "child-
ish" and accuses him of "divided
4 loyalty" is' not 'of the former type,
very apparently.
It is generally quite exasperating
when a man who is a scientist and a
recognized authority is criticised or
mere sentimental grounds; and it ls
more exasperating when the criticism
is based on no firmer ground than a
general antipathy towards Frank, Lit-,
tle, and every advanced educator in
the country. President Little is a man
who has studied deeply and earnestly
the problem of improving mankind in
general, and with the inevitable logic
of the scientist he has come to the
conclusion that just as important as
spraying the full grown tree is the
process of selecting the seed. With a
mass of incontroversial data, he has'
supported the theory of birth control
to the obvious alarm of Mr. Osborne.
Now any class that sees its interests
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threatened in the interests of human-
ity is bound to rise in defense of it-
self, and when one says that persons
mentally deficient should not be al-
lowed to have children, it is only na-
tural that the mental deficients will
rise to a man in defense of their
rights.
Mr. Osborne must bear in mind that
he is no better authority as to what
a university president should be al-
low-ed to say than President Little is
anauthority as to what Mr. Osborne
should say. Mr. Osborne is no better
judge of our rising young educators,I
President Frank and President Little,I
than we are of Mr. Osborne; and we
sincerely hope that our opinion of
him is wrong. A great many people,
as intelligent as Mr. Osborne, think
that Glen Frank and Dr. Little, when
they demand inherent rights of free
speech, are something more than
spoiled children; something more than
Mr. Osborne believes them to be.
The allegation that President Little
spent last summer working for the
University of Maine is untrue, and an
example of the uninformed state
which seems to be chronic with Chase
A great evil exists on this campup
unrecognized except by great thinker
like ourselves. It is high time th'
students arose and corrected condi
tions. It cannot go one like this muc
longer. Let us do away with co-in
struction.
Co-instruction is the cause of
all the evils in college life today
don't blame them on co-education!
At the doorstep of co-instruction
can be placed the blame for such
evils as rain at football games,
poor bushserviceand the high
price of theater tickets.
* * *
Everyone knows that women ar
brighter than men. Therefore it fol
lows that students who have womer
instructors have to work harder thar
those who have men, in order to keer
up with the professor.
* * *
But all students should be on an
equal basis in classes, and women
instructors give some classes an ad-
vantage. Therefore we believe that
co-instruction should be abolished,
and only men be allowed on the fac-
ulty.
ANOTHER NEW TRADITION
The Student council should include
in its list of traditions that the B. and
G. boys clean up the leaves on the
campus once every year.
* * *
Now that the big boys of the R. O.
T. C. are wearing long pants, we can
look for spats as the next step.
HORSES WANT HAY
No horses are grazing on the
campus as yet, but the Horse Marines
hope to get the necessary permission
from the Administration tomorrow.
Admiral Ixzo is to lay the matter be-
fore President Little.
* * *
The co-operation of the Society for
the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
will be asked to co-operate in the
movement, as without this splendid
pasture, the poor horses must die of
starvation. And we students who go
hungry the end of each month, know
how cruel that would be.
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ROLLS feels that all good students
should come to the aid of the country
n this fight with the city and bring
proper pasture for the poor horse.
* * *
Would you have the horses
standing out in the street while
their masters are in classes?
Would you have them be prey
for all the horse thieves? How
can you lock a buggy so that it
can't be stolen? No, the only thing
to do is allow the horses to graze
on the campus.
* * *
In rainy weather-that all-inclusive
erm-the horses would be stabled'
n the Economics buuilding.
* * *
Wouldn't it be a pretty sight to see
hundred or so horses gamboling
'ayly across the collegiate greeni
* * *
As we see it, this lack of pasture is
[he only factor that keens the bugyv
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been popularly attended by the student
body. All of those attributes which to-
gether form an ideal situation for dancing
are gathered together in this academy.
The music is highly spoken of. The
floor is large and well conditioned. The
appointments are modern in every way.
In addition, there is a fountain service on
the balcony where one may sit down and.
watch the dancing while enjoying some
refreshment.
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motive for a husband's attack of his
wife. Modern authors will please
note the entrance of another princi-
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CAMPUS OPINION
Anonymous communications will be
disregarded. The names of communi-
cants will, however, be regarded as
confidential upon request.
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"AFTER SIX YEARS"
If the ' old timer who sounded off
yesterday morning about the guilty
co-ed could only have been in Hus-
ton's Grill Room one night when he
was in high school he would never
have committed the indiscretion of his
last article. He would know that his
ideas are not only old but annoying.
On the particular night to which we
have referred a student sat in the
Grill, now long gone, and decried
similar conditions of loose morals.
He had never been out with a profes-
sor's daughter, but he knew all about
it and had even been successful in
Ypsi. After a half hour or so of this
sort of chatter he wound up with the
statement that he could pick up a date
at any time by simply accosting a
girl on the campuus. This was ten
years ago and four men sitting nearby
resented his nonsense. He failed to
quiet down and was eventually thrown
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NEXT WEEK
The coming week presents an un-
usually large number of interesting
events both in the field of music and
the drama. On Monday Frieda Hem-
pel will present the first concert on
the Choral Union series in Hill audi-
torium. Madame Hempel who will be'
assisted by Ewald Haun, falutist and
accompanied by Rudolph Gruen. Mad-
ame will arrive Monday afternoon
from a season in Europe, and is re-
ported to be in lovely voice. In Lon-
don she created a sensation with her
folk songs, and a recent continental
tour proved so successful that she
will return to Europe after the winter
season at the Metropolitan to conduct
a series of concerts in Berlin, Paris,
Rome and Madrid. On the same night
"The Arabian" which Walker White-
sides has been playing in a middle
west tour will be given at the Whit-
ney. Mr. Whitesides who will be as-
sisted by Miss Sidney Shields has been
playing "The Arabian" for several
seasons. The play is spectacular,
lurid and makes good melodrama.
Beginning Tuesday night the Mimes
will give Eugene O'Neill's "S. S. Glen-
cairn" in their theater for three per-
formances. The "S. S. Glencairn" af-
ter having been revised in cast, with
the result that several weak spots in
last year's show have been fixed will
be revived after having been played
as the 'final offering in last year's
drama. The living interest in these
plays and the exceptional cast which
has been in rehearsal long enough to
have a sure fire knowledge of their
lines and be sure of the movement of
the play.
On Tuesday night there will also be
the above mentioned program of Bar-
re-Hill and Philip La Rowe in Hill4
auditorium while on Wednesday night
and also under the auspices of the
State Federation of Women's clubs the
Misses Martha Merkel, panist,
Eunice Northrup, soprano, and
Donna Esselstvn. .accomnanist.
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