FAGS FOUR THP MIrT4Tr.,&XT T)ATT V qTTJniV 100it ,i PA EFU"________[____________ acALa VIA...L 11a'..JVI L/ 1J.I nu J~tT3rA y U? l tsft 1/, l.L6 ; ' Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Members of Western Conference Editorial Association. ~The ssociatd s is excusiveyen- titlcd to thecuse for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or t not otherwise credited in this paper and the local news pub- lished therein. ,Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as secondpclass matter. Special rate of postage granted by Third Assistant Post- master General. Subscription by carrier, $3.75; by mail, $4.00. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 4925; business 21214. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephone 4925 MANAGING EDITOR SMITH H. CADY, JR. Editor................ .W. Calvin Patterson City Editor................ Irwin A. Olian News Editors.............Philip C. 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Arnold Advertising...............William C. Pusch Advertising........ ........Thomas Sunderland Advertising ...........George H.,Annable, Jr. Circulation...............T. Kenneth Haven Publication.................John H. Bobrink Accounts.................Francis A. Norquist Assistants gents and announces that if he were still a member of them as he once was, he would have immediately ask- ed for President Little's resignation on a certain occasion; "Just on ac- count of his childish threat, if for no other reason," and obviously a mind such as his would need no other rea- son, and would be childish enough to ask for a resignation on just such grounds. One great virtue the letter had, however, and that was the concrete evidence as to what shallow grounds such criticism Is based upon. Truly, if these are the most serious things with which President Little can be charged, then his position, both as President and in the minds of Michi- gan men, is secure indeed. OUR OWN CHICAGO Some people live only by cheating death from day to day. Some are steeple-jacks; some structural iron workers; and some deliberately live in Chicago. The windy city, so called from its political campaigns, has pro- duced many ghostly murders in the past; in fact, the finest in the coun- try. And just as the news of the Mc- Swiggin murder was growing cold and the Cicero bomb outrages were being forgotten and the public was beginning to become disappoiiited in the city, the great mid-western me- tropolis, meeting the emergency, shot two more people and almost killed four more. In methods of murder, Chicago has it all over any other similar organiza- tion ever perfected in this highly civilized era. There is no single shot in the night, perhaps a little in- accurate, and the victim laid writhing in pain, perhaps to linger thus for days. No such half way methods are employed in this cultural center; for there they use the machine gun in broad day light. A shower of bullets from the well aimed barrel; and then the victim falls with fifty or a hun- dred shots in his body. No excruciat- ing pain or lingering between life and death. Quick, sure; deliberate, and deadly; this is the code of the Chicago gunman-the most accurate in the world. The marines have lost their laurels. The army is no longer the place of expert marksmanship. During the war it was perhaps true to advertise the Naval artillery as "The Greatest Gun- ners In The World," but that was be- fore Chicago warfare reached its present perfected state. The long period of uninteresting training in the army can no longer hold any inducements for the murder- ously inclined. Now they kiss the home folks goodby and go to Chicago. There they sit with automatic rifles up and down the drainage canal. After a tedious period of practice on state's attorneys and criminal lawyers the more interesting business of shooting rival bootleggers begins. This field offers unlimited opportunities for the promising youth. Chicago is fast becoming the cul- tural center of the universe. Once we heard of Athens, then Paris, and soon it shall be Chicago. America should be proud of her mid-western metropolis. With an Ohio judge committing im- prisoned inebriates to a water cure following the widely heralded bread and water sentence of a Western judge, a course in dietetics will soon{ be in order for all prospective judges., SED ROLL U. of 3I. TS U. of M. 'Twas midnight in the stadium, Not an airplane was in sight. Michigan tore through center, And then again through right. The sun came out from time to time But beat it right away. Rain, rain go away-and Don't come back next Saturday. By far the most sensational play of game was made by the score-board man when he changed the 14-0 to 1-0, at the request of the referee. * S * Students were silent while signs saying, "Stadium Bonds Mean Good Seats" and "Good Seats For Ten Years" were carried around the field during the half. The customers on the fifty yard line laughed, telling each other that they had had good seats for the last ten years and as long as they had the pull they would get good seats. * * * We are starting a fund, to be col- lected from students, so that a bond may be purchased, and two repre- sentative students, elected by the campus at large, may have the honor of seeing the game from the sidelines instead of from the end-lines, or the cuurved lines. C S* S CO-INSTRUCTION M UsIC AND DRAMAI TONIGHT: Frieda Hempel, so- prano, and Ewald Ham, flautist Inl Hill auditorium at 8 o'clock. TONIGHT: Walker Whitesides in "The Arabian" In the Whitney thea- ter at 8:30 o'clock. THE HILL-LA ROWE RECITAL At the formal opening of the thirty- second annual meeting of the State Federation of Women's Clubs Barre- Hill, baritone and Philip La Rowe, or- ganist, will present a recital in Hill auditorium at 8 o'clock. Both Barre-Hill and Mr. La Rowe are well known in Ann Arbor and have appeared at numerous recitals in the city. Barre-Hill, who graduated from the University in the class of '26 is now singing at the Metropolitan- Methodist church in Detroit as bari- tone soloist and is also appearing in recitals in Detroit, Chicago and the middle west-including performances as soloist with both the Detroit and Chicago Symphony orchestras. The Federation is more than fortunate to obtain his services, since this may be his only appearance in Ann Arbor during the year due to his extended concert engagements. Mr. La Rowe is a pupil of Palmer Christian and is an assistant to Mr. Christian in the organ department of the University School of Music. Their program will include the fol- lowing numbers: Cantabile ................... Franck Mr. La Rowe Prologue to the Opera Pagliacci- ..........Leoncavallo Barre-Hill Ronde Francaise...........Boellman Vermeland................Hanson Dreams ................. Stoughton Mr. La Rowe Little Bateese ............... Pierce In Dreams I Hear the Sea .... Taber The Last Song .............. Rogers Barre-Hill 'Coral Prelude on "Rejoice Ye Pure in Heart .................. Sowerby Mr. La Rowe The numbers of Barre-Hill are ex- ceptionally interesting, since the "Prologue" from "Pagliaci" which is intensely dramatic will be offset by the lighter in the second group. "In Dreams I Hear the Sea" was written for him by Taber, and has proved ex- ceedingly popular on his programs. The Franck "Cantabile" which is Mr. La Rowe's initial number is also an interesting study by one of the most interesting composers of the French school. "Dreams" by Stoughton, an organist-banker of Worcester, Mass- achusetts, is light, fantastic and of- fers a capable foil for the "Verme- land" by Hanson, who presented the world premier of his "Lament for Beowulf" to Ann Arbor at the last May Festival. * * .* SKILLED REPAIRING "Ev~entually-why NotNow" Geta asterpen" And save the sacrifice on a trade-in for one later. There is the additional safeguard of Penmakers Fitting Service at Rider's Pen Shop. These pens are made in Ann Arbor and sold direct to you. Adjustments and replacements while you wait. 4 GRAHA 7S NOW ON DISPLAY A very large and carefully selected stock of NEW FALL FICTION Including only the Best from all Publishers. CHRISTMAS CARDS-If you desire to make leisurely and exclusive selections, we invite your inspection of our advance showing of personal cards at this time. At Both Ends of the Diagonal - liillllliiIli~i11ii~it~il#11#lll#lll l il lililllllii li ilt#p tti #ttlii i ~itlliiltlliilllflllilitttttitititl t1 tll l tf i i :I Five other selected standard makes of pens ranging in price from $2.75 to $10.00 Rider's Pen Shop t t . j G. B. Ahn, Jr. T. T' Greil Jr. D. M. Bro wn A. M. Hinkiey w M. 11. Cain E. L. Hulse Harvey Carl S. Kerbaury Dorothy Carpenter R. A. Meyer Marion Daniels H. W. Rosenblum SUNDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1926 Night Editor-STANFORD N. PHELPQ m THE Sex.ALLOW MIND Some peoplf achi[eve prominence and prestige 4.v being great and broad; others 'huheive notoriety by being notably inane and shallow, Chase Osborne is not of the forme' type. Some, arguments impress us with their .profound knowledge am obviously fair-minded conclusions; others impress us as fifth grade grop- ings and unintelligent ends; Mr. Os- borne's letter in the Detroit Times, in which he calls President Little "child- ish" and accuses him of "divided 4 loyalty" is' not 'of the former type, very apparently. It is generally quite exasperating when a man who is a scientist and a recognized authority is criticised or mere sentimental grounds; and it ls more exasperating when the criticism is based on no firmer ground than a general antipathy towards Frank, Lit-, tle, and every advanced educator in the country. President Little is a man who has studied deeply and earnestly the problem of improving mankind in general, and with the inevitable logic of the scientist he has come to the conclusion that just as important as spraying the full grown tree is the process of selecting the seed. With a mass of incontroversial data, he has' supported the theory of birth control to the obvious alarm of Mr. Osborne. Now any class that sees its interests r threatened in the interests of human- ity is bound to rise in defense of it- self, and when one says that persons mentally deficient should not be al- lowed to have children, it is only na- tural that the mental deficients will rise to a man in defense of their rights. Mr. Osborne must bear in mind that he is no better authority as to what a university president should be al- low-ed to say than President Little is anauthority as to what Mr. Osborne should say. Mr. Osborne is no better judge of our rising young educators,I President Frank and President Little,I than we are of Mr. Osborne; and we sincerely hope that our opinion of him is wrong. A great many people, as intelligent as Mr. Osborne, think that Glen Frank and Dr. Little, when they demand inherent rights of free speech, are something more than spoiled children; something more than Mr. Osborne believes them to be. The allegation that President Little spent last summer working for the University of Maine is untrue, and an example of the uninformed state which seems to be chronic with Chase A great evil exists on this campup unrecognized except by great thinker like ourselves. It is high time th' students arose and corrected condi tions. It cannot go one like this muc longer. Let us do away with co-in struction. Co-instruction is the cause of all the evils in college life today don't blame them on co-education! At the doorstep of co-instruction can be placed the blame for such evils as rain at football games, poor bushserviceand the high price of theater tickets. * * * Everyone knows that women ar brighter than men. Therefore it fol lows that students who have womer instructors have to work harder thar those who have men, in order to keer up with the professor. * * * But all students should be on an equal basis in classes, and women instructors give some classes an ad- vantage. Therefore we believe that co-instruction should be abolished, and only men be allowed on the fac- ulty. ANOTHER NEW TRADITION The Student council should include in its list of traditions that the B. and G. boys clean up the leaves on the campus once every year. * * * Now that the big boys of the R. O. T. C. are wearing long pants, we can look for spats as the next step. HORSES WANT HAY No horses are grazing on the campus as yet, but the Horse Marines hope to get the necessary permission from the Administration tomorrow. Admiral Ixzo is to lay the matter be- fore President Little. * * * The co-operation of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals will be asked to co-operate in the movement, as without this splendid pasture, the poor horses must die of starvation. And we students who go hungry the end of each month, know how cruel that would be. * S * - ROLLS feels that all good students should come to the aid of the country n this fight with the city and bring proper pasture for the poor horse. * * * Would you have the horses standing out in the street while their masters are in classes? Would you have them be prey for all the horse thieves? How can you lock a buggy so that it can't be stolen? No, the only thing to do is allow the horses to graze on the campus. * * * In rainy weather-that all-inclusive erm-the horses would be stabled' n the Economics buuilding. * * * Wouldn't it be a pretty sight to see hundred or so horses gamboling 'ayly across the collegiate greeni * * * As we see it, this lack of pasture is [he only factor that keens the bugyv .11 I 24-HOUR SERVICE I rentals Ribbons Carbons The Place of Service Rider's Pen Shop Agency for the Remington Portable repairing - - - - - - - - - - 11 11- Luncheon 11:00-1:30 Afternoon Tea 3:00-5:30 Dinner 5:30-7:30 Sunday Dinner 1 :00-2:30 PAULA'S COFFEE SHOP 221 South State Dial 8941 It I'i l' f DANCING AT GRANGER'S An old established institution at Michi- gan, Granger's Academy has 'for years been popularly attended by the student body. All of those attributes which to- gether form an ideal situation for dancing are gathered together in this academy. The music is highly spoken of. The floor is large and well conditioned. The appointments are modern in every way. In addition, there is a fountain service on the balcony where one may sit down and. watch the dancing while enjoying some refreshment. w~:r as: :; :ssso :3.: =-I . Y I : I i .. ' j . ' i 5{ -'I t ' ttrl ?I 'J ^.kI 3 ' A t .o f1f 1 t s1 r , ' f i i Jealousy of a dog is given as the motive for a husband's attack of his wife. Modern authors will please note the entrance of another princi- pal into the eternal triangle. i CAMPUS OPINION Anonymous communications will be disregarded. The names of communi- cants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. I "AFTER SIX YEARS" If the ' old timer who sounded off yesterday morning about the guilty co-ed could only have been in Hus- ton's Grill Room one night when he was in high school he would never have committed the indiscretion of his last article. He would know that his ideas are not only old but annoying. On the particular night to which we have referred a student sat in the Grill, now long gone, and decried similar conditions of loose morals. He had never been out with a profes- sor's daughter, but he knew all about it and had even been successful in Ypsi. After a half hour or so of this sort of chatter he wound up with the statement that he could pick up a date at any time by simply accosting a girl on the campuus. This was ten years ago and four men sitting nearby resented his nonsense. He failed to quiet down and was eventually thrown I i tl i a g NEXT WEEK The coming week presents an un- usually large number of interesting events both in the field of music and the drama. On Monday Frieda Hem- pel will present the first concert on the Choral Union series in Hill audi- torium. Madame Hempel who will be' assisted by Ewald Haun, falutist and accompanied by Rudolph Gruen. Mad- ame will arrive Monday afternoon from a season in Europe, and is re- ported to be in lovely voice. In Lon- don she created a sensation with her folk songs, and a recent continental tour proved so successful that she will return to Europe after the winter season at the Metropolitan to conduct a series of concerts in Berlin, Paris, Rome and Madrid. On the same night "The Arabian" which Walker White- sides has been playing in a middle west tour will be given at the Whit- ney. Mr. Whitesides who will be as- sisted by Miss Sidney Shields has been playing "The Arabian" for several seasons. The play is spectacular, lurid and makes good melodrama. Beginning Tuesday night the Mimes will give Eugene O'Neill's "S. S. Glen- cairn" in their theater for three per- formances. The "S. S. Glencairn" af- ter having been revised in cast, with the result that several weak spots in last year's show have been fixed will be revived after having been played as the 'final offering in last year's drama. The living interest in these plays and the exceptional cast which has been in rehearsal long enough to have a sure fire knowledge of their lines and be sure of the movement of the play. On Tuesday night there will also be the above mentioned program of Bar- re-Hill and Philip La Rowe in Hill4 auditorium while on Wednesday night and also under the auspices of the State Federation of Women's clubs the Misses Martha Merkel, panist, Eunice Northrup, soprano, and Donna Esselstvn. .accomnanist. F ILM INISHING Service Benefit Women's League. Leave films for developing, printing or enlarging at the League Candy Booth "U" Hall Music by Granger's Big Ten Orchestra Granger's Acad emy '4 Dancing every Wednesday, 8-10 Frida., 9-1 Saturday, 9-12 "1 PLEASE DONf'T MAKE PA T HS E ON THE CAMPUS "r. E. I ESTABLISHED 1818 C LOTHIG;. MADISON AVENUE COP. FORTY-FOURTH STREET NEW YORK MICHIGAMME OIL CO. 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