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out. The United States was to haveIR
as great a navy as Great Britain and
at least five-thirds as great a navy asC
;;cordingly, it was deemed at that[
tine, that to keep within the boqunds
of, this treaty, thiS country would
have to scrap niany of its ships whichha se n a om w t l ng r p i d
of service but were in first class con-
dition, and order thIe dismantling of
.ship~der waylf construction. With)
a view of ridding itself of the. suir-.r
plus mnaterial created by the jun~king
of these vessels, naval auction sales
were hect sh~d milion ofdollars3
worh o seelacd niaval equipment
were sold with. a great loss to the°
government of this country. Thesej
sales displayed a further effect :upon
teU. S. in that they flooded the,1
market with steel and created a slow
up in American business.
In this way, the treaty was rigor-
-ously carried out by the Unitedj States.i
OASTED ROLLS CAMPUS
ALL 'GABOUT DSAE
THE DEAR IGE
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ConlinMyo'Pkr
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A A. IFox R. C. Winter
But in its attempt to fulfill the con-
ditions of keeping the navy down,
the department seems to have dis-
played an 'extra amount of leniency
and have failed to realize that as time
passed, England and Japan were slow-
ly adding more ships to their navy,
and that the United States to main-
tain the 5-5-3 ratio, must necessarily
follow suit.
That we have allowed our, navy to
sink to third place seems to he the
opinioni'of, both Rep. Fred A. Britton,
of Chicago, and Rep. John Jiacob!)
Rogers,, of Massachusettes. Cur :coun-
try, with its. numerous islandl pos-
sessions, and its expanse of land openl
to the sea, "dbmiands, and ought to
demnd tha~t1our navybe equal to
that of Great 13ritafti 'or any other
power and that it be as contemiplated,,
in the Washington treaties at, least-
five-thirds. that .of.Japan.', It should
be as fundamental1 a policy of this1
-country' to maintain the 5-5-3 ratio as
it is to, maintain the Monroe doctrine.
But the people demand and ought to
demand that it be just as-fundamen.tal
of this country to maintain a 5-5-3
ratio and not one that is only 5-3-3.
1 The decision of the judges, in select-
The unis cse row daly oreing the winners of the honors at the I -
involved. The latest development is I oratorical contest, meot with disap- :
the following letter from one who proVal from a majority of the audi-
signs himself Napoleon. This busi- enice. ..
nes ~ tt~kin soeon wh Isin The. common objection of individ-'
reality not even a contributor, but uals' even to; consider popular genti-
mrerely the advance agent for one,. is mea~t as a criterion of selection is that
certainly most intricate. (To be pro- 1 the audience is not capable or ex- -
nounced, as God intended, on. the first)Jprecdt eie uiiul.Ti
contention is true. with, respect to
Heres th leter:audiences of most high school con-
Dear Sirs:- (tests, political debates, and. even free !
Of late niuch has been said ihi your' inter-collegiate =debates; but' the uni-
colyum about one' Junius, who, it is I versity students and instructors, w~ho
said,.. poundts a mean Carona. And were iterested enough scet py ferty
one who sye himself Prometheus cents to listen to thi cots, 'ee
hails him glowingly as a wit who will for the most part, experienced
shatter this col with the brilliance speakers or members of~ public-speak-
of his thrusts. ing classes with sufficient training and
I hesitate to say just what I think discerning intelligence to form ration-
of this Prometheus. The playful devil, , al judgements of the merits of the
his brain must be as warped as his respective orators. If sympathy and
looks! He's beneath all contempt, and courtesy for the contestants super-
udyet this fat-witted, {fiat-witted idiot sedes the impression the orator makes
wudhave us believe that Junius can on the audience, then this criticism is
write! Lord! Compared to, Junius' unarntbe
stuf th 23r Pslm s bulesue. I do not intend to infer that the!
jAnd what is infinitely worse, he's even judges of this contest wereinscet
roten~r UaP.P~one eus Horibe!for six of the mostCapable critics and
Hlid eous? Stinking! God forbid that authorities iiithe country acted in
I ever nieet Juinius. There may be that capacity. But, the mIethod used
men of equal calibre, but none of in' selecting the wvinners, needs to :be!
greater bore. He's continually drag- amended.,
ging in arid, ancient cracks like, It would be expedient to use a dif-
"whe'n's a dwr - ;not a door?"' and~ ferent 'system in 'selecting the best'
"Have you heard that new song aboutj orators of future contests; for, surely
the banana shortage?" Oh! Hie three judges, or even one judge, wJii
tat to be hiW - by his own sorry 'o~t et~cneto~'ihay
no~ inees r eprnesezn itawny l
n e, ~~~~of the intitutiosrpeetewuc
So-p uireriders must be warned! rnot only be. aniore effective mp6anis-.
Theymus prearetheselvs fr aof selection, but also more favorable
shock of disenchantment, of disgust. to all the contestants and the aiudi-
Junius, thy''bubble hath bursted! You ence. C. F. W. '26.
are rank, altogether RANK 21.
every two hour2 to 9: 10''p.gyn. ¢
Express : 7 a. mn., 8 a m:. and e,..:y
two hours to 8 p. rn.
Locals: 7 a. gyn., 8:55 a. m. and
every two hours to 9:56~ p. mn.,
11 p. mn. To Ypsilarnt' only, 11: (
p. Ins., 12:251 a. mn. and 1:15 a. mn-
t WVEN'SBOUN D
°Limteds: 8:47 a. mn. and every two
hours to zs:,i p. im.
Express (making local stops): 9:61)D
a. mu. anid every two hours to 9:60
p. Mn.
oeals: 7:50 a. mn., 12:10 a. m. -
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"Clssfid"Coluir
TUESDAY, MAY G, 1924
ht. Editr-HARRY C. CLARK
SIN4GOUT
lig-Out, the realization of every
l be, graduate, the time honored
ony at which the seniors first
elr academic garb, has long been
nized as one of the most import-
nd impressive ceremonies of the
;e year. The senior sighs, the
Glassmnan envies, for a new epoch
hand. Although the diploma is
,et in hand the cap and gown
constant 'reminder that Coin-,
ement is not an absurd' dream
near realization and the senior
sinto a new period of expecta-
s tradition marks the beginning
end of college. Only too soon
enior is to.- assume a new role
e ranks of the alumni, a role
world of realities where hie will
oodbye to these superficial inter-
hat have so largely occupied his
ind will take up the more serious
s of an independent world of
All of this will be brought forc-
,o him when he sees himself and
lassm,ates wearing- the- college
ation garb that has graced the
"oss the campus this afternoon
lass of '24 will take up the march
will eventually take them into
uch heratlded "'wide, wide world,"
ulminating with the commence-
ceremonies, their bonds as act-
embers in this institution which
close to them will be broken.
g the coming weeks they will
an opportunity to wear the cap
gown frequently as a mark of
academuc rank and solidarity ofE
It is, with the intention to take
tage of this privilege that they
d start on their journey today.
FPresident will probably sign
oitus Bill in order to do away
any argument concerninfg it in
ess. At least this will be one l
e reasons.
OV-R NAVY PROBLEM
ent statements of high, naval
rs that the American navy is slip-
from its high place among the
of the world's sea powers, have
A much alarm in Washington,'
a.n nrncnntatiFno f ft.ahllyc
An extremely peculiar thing it is I-situation is becoming intolerably pro-
to note the great strength and wit lix. The col will soon die of auto-
that abnormal movie characters Poi intoxication. We sigh for the simple
se$.The e }isi-'thirg ike it n all ay n}]W ei - nro thing but
the wide worJ 1uthing. ~e 1'~s~irld~IVL m e~
____ sonal or exceedingly personal or ex-
The rains- of April seem tdt 'haveI ceedingly private. What has become
x~n~e& 1hi4~4 thout ariy for- of Mitirc, o-itrl bf Th l t ~Rib
I, 1J4ny1tqqover into the supiposed I(t K rcpp~a4 rre us )oa,.
_usunshine of May. Woe Is unto u! Ze tyrus of lJdeb ran, of he Gun-
- ~ I Dd 'f>ebsI er, or Ari opht n
rNNA' rt,.'A 1IT 41vWDb& s a~rd catng lus'.
The ncint agewhopro~aiedfor accusing her of bimhood. And
The ncint age ho ro ittle he le .=grb e[! 's ..bss-~
the fact that the "world i, just'Alitls mi h &that we laugh h~ pce.
p! .A1 ~~~g ~ 4' ~~ pigR n s i1s clot i- yumlh
Jones 0of Poa",lSwi£, %jmethng to
say to Mrs. SxirithPi, als-q s xf Pdunk, say.
when they mtein 1ie NN'+*Yo ksub-'l
way. The 'ior'ld may be a 'ittl place iW~d~e1btbiel~ohv
to~~~~ 's Tms~f ~pP n-tea been mentally affected by the ad-
foreentone~ ~g,, ut 4 i~quien vent of that inevitable season, Spring.
au large bit of- territo-ryi -;iu th' ys[As wi ~sthisl
rza tdn~lst; nhd °r 4atempt-_ l'{NT'y
ing to promote a be'tteZ.' ld fueling.i Zaffei mon yowing it' biare luster
From. San - iancico' to .ToktlO is a, 'conm~tie bqlevr,r
trip of many miles, .-vr -trm Oderiferous eptsyis lulling a negative
waters. A comparatively small per snt oiiees
cent of the population of the two! (A' Vami bon sellac son suite
cities know anythinlg about the other. diable )
Therein lies the cause of many mis-Philomel whirteling bezique flux; con-
understandings, and the prejudice that I sumately guaic,
is the father of misunderstanding. (Toccato las libretto tritissiti fortissi-
Distance and isolation are the eternal Tfmet)
foes of world peace. The world is! Carnaline splotches spattered on xan-
far from being a "little place." this batik?
But modern life is doing away bit Nictitate Love with' sores of blotched
by bit with the limitations of space. bohea:
t1~e tbtcetropbglllppe are learritiig mor'e about the (n-i hee5AoNie eai o ~~lyo
life and customs of others. In thii~bc ~yu!? Sxgsna!
light,-.such ;productions as' the 4Inter SsIG°,'e
national Night program sponsoed by 1 B:IEL friTJB
the Cosmopolitan club, to be pre"ened epressing, is it nt? Yes, very de-
atHill auditorium Thursdaiy, are her- pressing indeed.
aids. of. a better time to come. Ann
Arbor Is located in inland United Pausing only to invite Aprdisiac
States, with the barrier 'of distance to4 to dropa around and dicus 'the pro-
foreign :climes at its greatest, yet on # position about clipig *the Campus.
the; list -of, entertainers Thursday! corners, we hasten u 1to a consider-
night' are Hindus, Chinese, S wiss, akfwton ,tf th ildaa--
South Africans, ussians and Amel- - Mn And Super-an"wa.s pretty,
cans. The acts which they put on swell. The leading pig, however, was
will bring to Ann Arbor audiences the a bit screeny. She insulted Tanner's
atmosphere, the personality, the cus- intelligence by marrying him-she
toms of the other half of the world. even insulted little Tavy's. Nobody
Next to international travel, such but a deaf man could have fallen
group meetings are the greatest de- f for Anne as played by Miss Thrower. I
velopers of international sympathy Furthermore, a good many people1f
and understanding.l seemed to think that Octavius wasf
The, local Cosmopolitan club is a a good deal too young to be even con- !
chapter of a greater national organiz- templating marriage. He certainly
ation. Throughout the United StatesI looked years younger than Miss
and -Canada these 'clubs 'are' doing Thrower. The chauffeur seemed to
I their work of forming 'friendships be- have been awarded his part on the
tween men of all nations. From theI gi pnds that- he was a good Jneh-
I pernsptW6veoffuntre years, thn ;work Mi; at least no other' reason was
jof isuch get.together groups wipl loom Lc4rnible to us from our row H seat.
larger than the more spectacular on gassing to the light~r 'Geerichr.d
ferences, as; the,- ieal lasJng;z back V ?'(age F"ollies, we beg to report that
bone of tthat .umshisquglit-fob. goal was rather uneen. Hpwever. asl
world-peace. -,'- I11dlthe comic scenes were rather fun-'
eI- nternationmal =Nght "offers a great .1=p~ and the other sce4~es the spec-
opportunity toithestu'dehts of-'lchi-'I1 eslC, were not offensive to the eye,
gan to get in line in this movement. th' show, was pretty decent. The
T______ ___ yong lad that dlid the soft-shoe dance
* It is well that on Swing-Out Day with the cane and the. ht and the
the pendulum does not swing so far pants and the coat was about the
but whtItcnsfreunto o-[hotes pupil of Terpsichore that
what rturn t nor- rst on the stage during the perfor-
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THlE COSMOPOLITAN CLUB ; will
present an' International Night Thurs-
day, -May '8, in Hill Auditorium as
its annual. production. Folio-wing Damon-
their estalished custom the program' -- "What's 't1ie 'sittcr?
:wvrll consist of a number of widely- I6 '&n't f r~ eahd 'burF
evenwildly-various vaudeville - r iits f" .i ltur?
This very diversity, however, e(5.; ,ylza
" o ahihly amusing and intere.sting4, - rgnitI
pef r an e: am using because of' the J pu ovr ih il
00l -cnglmeration of foreign tern-!my Dixon's Vdrado !" ~
peranetsadinteresting because of ~-- --------.-"
the unique merit of the numbers thuer- 17 leads-all dealers
selves. I -
'the 'present proria. will inctude 7to
j everything from 'airorothtra and; the
faithful Girls' GleeCel1ub to Jiu J tsu,
Iyodellinig,,' and a. .td~iying Cliin-ese; ttt~c
IHarry Lauder. flabindranath Tfa-
gore's beautiful pla Y,"Chitra," will 4 ' e
falso .be presented Jy, a.:grup of Erin-' ( Nv p wmw
duspanplayers, 'as well as a seriesj
of Russian, South African, and Ger- $ed
man folky songs. Ann Ar-bor people do not real-
Another feature of the program: ize that right here in our own
will be a group of Russian,' (non- hone town ewe have one of the
larg;est stocks of flower seeds
collegiate; tl4at is to say, profes- in the state. In annual seeds
sional), singers and dancers headed we l'ave not only the well known
by Madanme, Nina Lapteva, an alleged varities but we have the new-
noblewoman, and Stefan Kozakevich. est novelties in separate colors
Madame Lapteva will appear in a!I a wl as mixed. In perennial
flower seeds we have a wide
Barinya amnd her supporting coin-i variety and carry many kinds
pany will execute a 'Gopak. All. Ka- i not carried in. retail catalogues.
zak~evich, who really seemis to be on I If a small quantity or an ounce
the Kway towards mnusical fame andl is required we cansutpply. Our-
romane acrdin o al theI stocks are fresh ands germina-
,rpac rig o l h ress. tion is 'guaranuteed. Everything
notices, will sing a group) of Russian I in flowerin~g soetls, plants, bulbs,
songs. -Ishrubs.
Such a quantity and quality of data,.
-:- hARRIS SEED) STORE
may bewilder you a bit, but doubtless f o)i.,lVashlington & Fifth Ave.
the actual performance will hardly ,
fbe as formidable as the program T_0
notes.- The "point is that, judging ~
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from the past production-s of the club,;
the International- Night needs little
more than an announcement to assure
'its patronage. You will enjoy it, as -
in the past, for every kind of reason.
"THE GREENWICH V I L L A G E
FOLLIES," a review by Valentine
IDavies.
Ann Arbor was given a really worth
while. treat Sunday night. The Green-
wich Village Follies is a revue which
combines the usual amount of clever
humor with a number of mountings
of remarkably artistic beauty. John*
Murray Anderson's sets: were as color-a
ful as any that have graced the Whit-
ney in many moons. '--I
Mr. Gallagher and.l~r. Shean sateg
their now famous anthemn and a . new}
song, which received so many en cores '
that, they ran out of. vers'es and wvere-h
forced to turn to- the ol favorite be-'
fore the show was allowedl to proceed: j
George S. Kaufman's 'skit, "Life A-
mong the Advertisements,", was among.
the cleverest numbers ,and "Around
the Corner" did much to liven" the
evening.
Dancing of every description, from
soft-shoe to classic was gracefully
'X BOVE ALL NATIONS IS HUMANITY".
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