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Mr. Edison's assertions that the
college man is lazy, averse to doing
dirty work, and expects rapid ad.
vancement are well known to all who
read the daily newspapers. Equally
well known are Mr. Edison's intelli-
gence tests. But it seems as if the
wizard is like the little boy who fol-
lowed the circus parade so far that he
was unable to find his way back to his
home. Mr. Edison was unfortunate
enough to have a set of tests, whichk
he had compiled for his own use, be-
come public. He was forced to de-
fend them. .
Everyone has his pet prejudges,
which are more or less instinctive with
him, and which, if they became known
to his friends, would be the subject
of much comment, but which he would
defend with the last gasp of breath in
his body. It appears as if Mr. Edison
is in this predicament. That he form-
ulated the set of questions which the
public has been content to call his
tests with the sole purpose of using
them privately is asserted by every-
one, even by Mr. Edison himself. The
memory tests are just another exam-
ple of a pet theory become known.
How dear it is to its creator may be1
well judged by the trouble to which
he has gone to defend it, and, the ar-
guinents he has marsheled to the
task.
Mr. Edison did not intend to con-
demn college men by his tests. No
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PROGIRA3 1 I was ruch interested in S. C.'s re-
view of Sinclair's "They Call Me Car-
"Personally and myself I believepn ,
the university student is going to penter", which appered in Sunday s
the demnition bowwows," stated the Daily. In that review, however, I
Old Alumnus shifting his fragrant and find certain points that deserve com-
3ment.
expensive Corona-Corona to the op- It seems to me that the reviewer
It seems tormerhat the reviewe
osite corner of his mouth. t stresses unduly the magazine serial
"I refer to theI organization of the story. True,t
- there are the "breaks" of which he
ney Sunday night. A
crewofndaybright.enspeaks, but they are typical of Sin-
thusfastic care-free clair, and are not peculiar to this one
- book. Much the same thing may be
young college men found in "100 Per Cent," "Sylvia," and
decided in a mo- even "The Jungle." Furthermore,
ment of fun to com- "They Call Me Carpenter" was writ-
mimonhehetrsonutanten for book publication and not for
hem on thetheater. But the college serial, publication by Hearst being, so
man has no stamina, no invention far as Mr. Sinclair is concerned. pret-
any more. All they did was burst iny much of an accident
the doors, jostle the crowd, and im-
A more serious error, however, is
pede the show. It is true they t
shepeviker the police, but what of that? tervee' numerous statements
spaned he olie, bt wat f tatthat Sinclair is writing, about Christ.
No casualties were suffered, the cala- ht gs itis book -has
boose remains untenanted by student don't think h d t s b
occupants, and theater still stands.
"Now in cident; Upton Sinclair is concerned
"Now in my time when the student' onywl euarte bcr n
faction went loco, it did things prop onmly with Jesus, a rather obscure and
facionwen lcoit id higs ror- gnored Hebrew whose real name
er. I remcmber in the spring of '05, doubtless was Joshua. The very in-
was it, we carried the seats home with cidents of the book show that it has
us and spattered the piano all over nothing to do with the theological
Washington street. Times have chang- figure to whom the title "Christ" Is
ed, and the old spirit is dying out." prerlyawlid.the man whrte
* * properly applied. The man who wrote
"The Profits of Religion" is not apt
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CAPTAIN
To Harry Kipke, on his election to
the captaincy of the 1923 Michigan
football team, the University extends
its congratulations. His contributions
to the championship have been many
and varied. In emergencies, where
defeat threatened, it was he who turn-
Sed the tide with a display of thatj
spirit and dash which has aroused the
praise of the foremost gridiron criticsR
of the country.
To Paul Goebel, who captained thej
team to the top rung of the Confer-
ence ladder, Michigan gives thanks.
His was the most difficult task of all
-the responsibility of the team's suc-
cess rested on his shoulders. How
Dawn, and beneath a sad November
sky,
Slowly the eight o'clocks go shuf-
fling by.
Over U's gilded knob the east grows
red,
The stone walks echo to the passing
tread.
The errant snow flakes whirl and dIp
and fly-
Yawning, the eight o'clocks go shuf-
fling by.
Straight are the elm trees, lifting up
on high
Dead arms, beseeching, to the sullen
R sky,
Seeking, perhaps, some promise of the
spring,
Warm winds, bright skies, and leaves'
soft whispering.
One almost hears the echo of a sigh-
While the sad eight o'clocks go shuf-
fling by.
LVUuil S al iluasy z. U.
implies.
Finally, the comment upon Sin-j
clair's summary of, and attack upon
collegiate "civilization" is too high
praise. Robert Lovett and Clarencei
Britten do a far more thorough job
in their contributions to "Civilization
in the United States," published last
year by Harcourt. Of course, this is
not to say that Sinclair cannot equali
Lovett if he tries; in this partcular
book he had not tried. What he hasI
to say'in his newest book, "The Goose
Step," to appear through Haldeman-
Julius, we may only guess, but at
least we may be sure that the Uni-
Iversity of Michigan will not be slight-
ed. Sinclaircvisited the school short-
ly after his widely advertised stay at
Wisconsin, and the fact that nobody
heard of his coming does not by any
means indicate that no one will hear.
C. L. F.
192? NOVEMBER 1922
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TEAUBNEWCORRECTIVE * * .
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1922 Judge Sawicki of Cleveland took a I I THE BUIJHNG PROGRAM UN-
Night Editor-RALPH N. BYERS most unusual step when he recently MASKED!?
compelled six auto drivers who aP- Mr. Caligula, LL.D.
SPOILERS peared bfore him on charges of reck- Editor, Toasted Rolls.
Sunday night a supreme display of less driving to attend the funeral of a Dear Brother Roll: - Virtue has
true spirit upon the part of Michigan little girl who was run over by a triumphed. After days of exhaustive
men in celebrating the return of their machine last Saturday. toil, the mystery is solved. The pur-
victo-ious football team from Minne- The action of Judge Sawicki is per- pose of the moat now under construc-
sota was .blurred by the actions of haps most notable for its departure tion before University hall has been'
a comparatively small body of men. from custom. The six violators of revealed to me by a person intimate
While on the whole the demonstra- traffic ordinances who attended the with a friend of a gentleman in close
tion was most orderly and the con- girl's funeral were in no way con- touch with an individual having ac-
duct of the students commendable, nected with her death, but were chow- cess to high officials of the studentI
nevertheless a small group detached en from the drivers who appeared in council.
itself from the rest of the crowd, andTraffic court. The decision of the No, Caligula, the moat is not a con-
proceeded to a down town theater in - judge to have these men attend the trivance to develop hurdlers for the
to which the students forced their way funeral was highly effective and the track team; nor an attempt to force'
by knocking down the doors, crowded six men were made to feel keenly the the abandonment of West Hall by
the aisles of the theater, and in ad- injustice of driving carelessly. making it inaccessible from the cam-I
dition took the seats of those who had Two or three of the men thus sen- pus; nor is it an attempt of the Law,
tickets, and refused to give I tenced were incensed over their en- school to make all lit students pass
It was not until the President of the forced attendance at the funeral, beneath its windows. IT WILL BEa
University arrived to plead with claiming that they were made to look USED BY THE HOCKEY SQUAD AS
them that most of the men consent- like criminals, posing for cameras A SKATING RINK. ATTILA.
ed to leave the theater, and many of every few mninutes. (Further revelations concerning the
them stayed throughout the entire But Judge Sawicki no doubt real- true nature of the University's build-i
performance. ized the discomfort he was causing the ing program will be made tomorrow.)+
What was itmen, and he justified his act by stat- j* *
the greatesdemonstrations ever stag ing, "If by my action one life may be I Attention, Mr. Urchi
ed in An-n Arbor was planned Sunday saved, the maiming of one child avert- SO many things happen in the+
because it was felt that the Michigan ed, it is worth while." LIBRARY nowadays but don't you
footballteam deserved it. The cca- Judges throughout the country are just1
sonas ntarrdasnrged for Tan ortua beginning to realize that the impos- HATE to have somebody sit and stare4
lion was not arranged for an opportu- -
nity to display rowdyism. Conduct of ing of fines means little to those who AND stare coldly until you decide it's'
this kind cannot and will not be to!- have the speed craze. This example is TIME to go and study some other'
erated. University students are for just one of the many departures from place? IDO
the most part responsible individuals, the ordinary court procedure in or- * * *I
ndho wh rntmsrm -de to make reckless drivers see what A COMPROMISE
and those who are not must remern- ctsrpe h irgr fsedI OrACMRMS
ber that the outside world expects catastrophes their disregard of speedl Our field house is a beauty, #
them to be so. The carrying of s laws may bring about. And one of which we'll boast;
called spirit to such a point where the Some think that It Is proper,
destruction of property is involved THE BOUNCE, TONIGHT To name it after Yost.,
canont be too severely condemned. Tonight Michigan will witness aI
It is indeed regrettable that what was band bounce which promises to be Now names have been suggested,<
on the whole so fine and clean a trib- distinctly different from any previ- Which signify its use;+
ute to the success of Michigan in in- ously given. The band is out to en- To satisfy conditions,
tercollegiate football should have tertain, and should do its part well. Let's call it Fielding House.'
had a shadow cast upon it by the ac- But in addition to the band numbers LONGFELLOW. +
tions of a comparativey few of tie a marimbaphone solo, a one act play- * * *
participants who used the occasion let ,and dancing and singing numbers We see a beauteous goil comer
as an excuse to engage in rowdyism, will be offered. If variety is the down the Diag.j
lawlessness, and a general disregard spice of life, the bounce should be a - * * *
for the rights of other people. pungent, enjoyable affair. She has a face like a pansy, piquant
EDITORIAL COMMENT
REAL COLLEGE STUDENTS
(New York Times)
The historian of social manners will
probably record a decline within the
last generation in the dominant tone -
of the student body of the American
college. The bareness and austerity
of academic existence as pictured by
Donald G. iMtchell are now remote.
Even Faculties have not been wholly
immune to the infection of prosperi-
ty. The modest and almost self-de-
preciatory air which Bryce noted in
his chapter on American universities
has disappeared. Plethoric endow-
ments and prodigious enrolments are
vaunted. Even the less fortunate col-
leges in the race for money and men
have their own pathetic sources of
pride. A foreign scholar was recently
congratulating the head of a small
rural college upon the quiet charm
of its detached location, only to be
told that in proportion of campus area
to the number of its students it
stood first of all institutions in the
United States.
The point of view of the student !
Dody has also changed. Even in the I
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resort to strange sumptuary regula-
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the keeping 'of dog or gun in the stu-
dent's room are replaced by prohibi-
tions unon the student's bringing hisI
own automobile within the classic
shades. . The lone commencement
"prom" has been enlarged into a se-
ries of house parties and hops which
the collegiate rulers have had to re-
strict and even police. The ocean of
frivolity has gained advantage on the
shore of the curriculum.
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may shortly manifest itself. To bel
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among the students themselves, and no
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Her somewhat dainty hands flutter
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the sunshaine of her smile. (advt.)
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