THE MICHIGAN DAILY 77" i .. OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE LUNVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Pubshed everv morning except Monday during The University year by the Board in Control of Stude:' Publications Membet of Western Conference Editorial 4ssociation The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all; news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and the local news published therein Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.5o. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Busi- ness, 46o Communications not to exceed 300 words if signed, the signature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion ofthe Editor, if left at or mailed to The Daily office. Un- signed communications will receive no con- sideration. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones, 2414 and 176-M MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL News Editor..................Paul Watzel City Editor... ........James B. Young Assistant City Editor........, ..Marion Kerr Editorial Board Chairman ......E. R. Meiss Mr. Edison's assertions that the college man is lazy, averse to doing dirty work, and expects rapid ad. vancement are well known to all who read the daily newspapers. Equally well known are Mr. Edison's intelli- gence tests. But it seems as if the wizard is like the little boy who fol- lowed the circus parade so far that he was unable to find his way back to his home. Mr. Edison was unfortunate enough to have a set of tests, whichk he had compiled for his own use, be- come public. He was forced to de- fend them. . Everyone has his pet prejudges, which are more or less instinctive with him, and which, if they became known to his friends, would be the subject of much comment, but which he would defend with the last gasp of breath in his body. It appears as if Mr. Edison is in this predicament. That he form- ulated the set of questions which the public has been content to call his tests with the sole purpose of using them privately is asserted by every- one, even by Mr. Edison himself. The memory tests are just another exam- ple of a pet theory become known. How dear it is to its creator may be1 well judged by the trouble to which he has gone to defend it, and, the ar- guinents he has marsheled to the task. Mr. Edison did not intend to con- demn college men by his tests. No w iirrrrrvirrimanrrvurrrrriirrrirr DEDICATEDTO 1HE BUILDINM CAMPUS OPINION ,m.-4 w_ . - . ..., - ®..c . ONOW LAST EDITION OF Editor, The Michigan Daily: ICH I G A N SONG B OOK 1 { k PROGIRA3 1 I was ruch interested in S. C.'s re- view of Sinclair's "They Call Me Car- "Personally and myself I believepn , the university student is going to penter", which appered in Sunday s the demnition bowwows," stated the Daily. In that review, however, I Old Alumnus shifting his fragrant and find certain points that deserve com- 3ment. expensive Corona-Corona to the op- It seems to me that the reviewer It seems tormerhat the reviewe osite corner of his mouth. t stresses unduly the magazine serial "I refer to theI organization of the story. True,t - there are the "breaks" of which he ney Sunday night. A crewofndaybright.enspeaks, but they are typical of Sin- thusfastic care-free clair, and are not peculiar to this one - book. Much the same thing may be young college men found in "100 Per Cent," "Sylvia," and decided in a mo- even "The Jungle." Furthermore, ment of fun to com- "They Call Me Carpenter" was writ- mimonhehetrsonutanten for book publication and not for hem on thetheater. But the college serial, publication by Hearst being, so man has no stamina, no invention far as Mr. Sinclair is concerned. pret- any more. All they did was burst iny much of an accident the doors, jostle the crowd, and im- A more serious error, however, is pede the show. It is true they t shepeviker the police, but what of that? tervee' numerous statements spaned he olie, bt wat f tatthat Sinclair is writing, about Christ. No casualties were suffered, the cala- ht gs itis book -has boose remains untenanted by student don't think h d t s b occupants, and theater still stands. "Now in cident; Upton Sinclair is concerned "Now in my time when the student' onywl euarte bcr n faction went loco, it did things prop onmly with Jesus, a rather obscure and facionwen lcoit id higs ror- gnored Hebrew whose real name er. I remcmber in the spring of '05, doubtless was Joshua. The very in- was it, we carried the seats home with cidents of the book show that it has us and spattered the piano all over nothing to do with the theological Washington street. Times have chang- figure to whom the title "Christ" Is ed, and the old spirit is dying out." prerlyawlid.the man whrte * * properly applied. The man who wrote "The Profits of Religion" is not apt AIN'T LIFE HELL? to become so adly muddled As q C :: A T 1 E a F AMSI' BOTH STORES r ....._ r ...K - U 4 i west side of the campus wider every day. 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Moriarty matters. He was driven to take a Sports Editor. .......F. H. McPike desperate stand on unknown ground, Sunday Magazine Editor....Delbert Clark Women's Editor------.......larion Koch and to defend it he naturally used the Humore Editor...............Donald Coney weapon nearest at hand. He has wan- Pictorial Editor............Robert Tarr dered far afield; may some kind Music Edkr .. - -.........e. H. Ailes providence bring him back to his own Assistants farm-yard. I U. H P. ry or Dorothy Bennetts Maurice Berman R. A. Billington W. B. Butler 11. C. Clark A. B. Connable Evelyn J. Coughlin Eugene Carmichael Bernadette Cot' Wallace F. Elliott T. Z. F"iske Mvaxwell read John Garlinghouse Isabel Fishet Winona A. Hibbard Samuel Moore W. B. Rafferty W. H. Stoneman Virginia Tryon P. M. Wagner A. P. Webbink Joseph Epstein J. W. Ruwitch J. A. Bacon BUSINESS STAFF lelepholne 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Advertising..............John J. Hamel, Jr. Advertising ..............E.dward F. Conlin Advertising........Walter K. Scherer Accounts...............Laurence H. Pavrot Circuation...............David J. M. Park Publication.............L. Beaumont Parks Assistants CAPTAIN To Harry Kipke, on his election to the captaincy of the 1923 Michigan football team, the University extends its congratulations. His contributions to the championship have been many and varied. In emergencies, where defeat threatened, it was he who turn- Sed the tide with a display of thatj spirit and dash which has aroused the praise of the foremost gridiron criticsR of the country. To Paul Goebel, who captained thej team to the top rung of the Confer- ence ladder, Michigan gives thanks. His was the most difficult task of all -the responsibility of the team's suc- cess rested on his shoulders. How Dawn, and beneath a sad November sky, Slowly the eight o'clocks go shuf- fling by. Over U's gilded knob the east grows red, The stone walks echo to the passing tread. The errant snow flakes whirl and dIp and fly- Yawning, the eight o'clocks go shuf- fling by. Straight are the elm trees, lifting up on high Dead arms, beseeching, to the sullen R sky, Seeking, perhaps, some promise of the spring, Warm winds, bright skies, and leaves' soft whispering. One almost hears the echo of a sigh- While the sad eight o'clocks go shuf- fling by. LVUuil S al iluasy z. U. implies. Finally, the comment upon Sin-j clair's summary of, and attack upon collegiate "civilization" is too high praise. Robert Lovett and Clarencei Britten do a far more thorough job in their contributions to "Civilization in the United States," published last year by Harcourt. Of course, this is not to say that Sinclair cannot equali Lovett if he tries; in this partcular book he had not tried. What he hasI to say'in his newest book, "The Goose Step," to appear through Haldeman- Julius, we may only guess, but at least we may be sure that the Uni- Iversity of Michigan will not be slight- ed. Sinclaircvisited the school short- ly after his widely advertised stay at Wisconsin, and the fact that nobody heard of his coming does not by any means indicate that no one will hear. C. L. F. 192? NOVEMBER 1922 S 3 T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ll. 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 21 25 26 27 28 29 30 Start Right With a Good Hat! We do all kinds of HIGH CLASS Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for GOOD WORK.} We also make and sell POP- ULAR PRICE and HIGH GRADE hats, FIT THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you a dollar or more on a hat. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 (Where D.U.R. Stops at State Street) Photographer to Michigan Students Established 1887 1R r dISudlio Townsend H. Wolfe Alfred M. Whitev Kenneth Seick Wm. D. Roesser well he has accomplished this task The long procession twists and turns George Rockwood AllanS. Morton Ohio State, Illinois, Wisconsin and and breaks, Perry M. Hayden James A. Dryeranbrks E ugene L,. Dunne Wrm. H. Good Minnesota can well testify. Goebel is Here forms a group, and there a pat- Graulich, Jr Clyde L. Hreagerman the ideal athlete-a brilliant scholar tern makes - John C. Haskini A. Hlartwell, Jr. enmae Harveytna Reed J. Blumenthal and a remarkable player. What Rough coats, gay scarfs, the colors C. D. Putnam Howard Hayden greater tribute can be paid him than intrweave E.D. Armrantroui W. K. Kidder. ltre~ \ allace Plower yerbert P Bostwick Like life in death, while still the gray FEdw. B Riedle L. Pierce victories was in a large measure due skies grieve stLn l. aie , to the personality and leadership of Another day begun, born but to die. Paul Goebel! Weary, the eight o'clocks go shuf- ling by. CLINK. TEAUBNEWCORRECTIVE * * . TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1922 Judge Sawicki of Cleveland took a I I THE BUIJHNG PROGRAM UN- Night Editor-RALPH N. BYERS most unusual step when he recently MASKED!? compelled six auto drivers who aP- Mr. Caligula, LL.D. SPOILERS peared bfore him on charges of reck- Editor, Toasted Rolls. Sunday night a supreme display of less driving to attend the funeral of a Dear Brother Roll: - Virtue has true spirit upon the part of Michigan little girl who was run over by a triumphed. After days of exhaustive men in celebrating the return of their machine last Saturday. toil, the mystery is solved. The pur- victo-ious football team from Minne- The action of Judge Sawicki is per- pose of the moat now under construc- sota was .blurred by the actions of haps most notable for its departure tion before University hall has been' a comparatively small body of men. from custom. The six violators of revealed to me by a person intimate While on the whole the demonstra- traffic ordinances who attended the with a friend of a gentleman in close tion was most orderly and the con- girl's funeral were in no way con- touch with an individual having ac- duct of the students commendable, nected with her death, but were chow- cess to high officials of the studentI nevertheless a small group detached en from the drivers who appeared in council. itself from the rest of the crowd, andTraffic court. The decision of the No, Caligula, the moat is not a con- proceeded to a down town theater in - judge to have these men attend the trivance to develop hurdlers for the to which the students forced their way funeral was highly effective and the track team; nor an attempt to force' by knocking down the doors, crowded six men were made to feel keenly the the abandonment of West Hall by the aisles of the theater, and in ad- injustice of driving carelessly. making it inaccessible from the cam-I dition took the seats of those who had Two or three of the men thus sen- pus; nor is it an attempt of the Law, tickets, and refused to give I tenced were incensed over their en- school to make all lit students pass It was not until the President of the forced attendance at the funeral, beneath its windows. IT WILL BEa University arrived to plead with claiming that they were made to look USED BY THE HOCKEY SQUAD AS them that most of the men consent- like criminals, posing for cameras A SKATING RINK. ATTILA. ed to leave the theater, and many of every few mninutes. (Further revelations concerning the them stayed throughout the entire But Judge Sawicki no doubt real- true nature of the University's build-i performance. ized the discomfort he was causing the ing program will be made tomorrow.)+ What was itmen, and he justified his act by stat- j* * the greatesdemonstrations ever stag ing, "If by my action one life may be I Attention, Mr. Urchi ed in An-n Arbor was planned Sunday saved, the maiming of one child avert- SO many things happen in the+ because it was felt that the Michigan ed, it is worth while." LIBRARY nowadays but don't you footballteam deserved it. The cca- Judges throughout the country are just1 sonas ntarrdasnrged for Tan ortua beginning to realize that the impos- HATE to have somebody sit and stare4 lion was not arranged for an opportu- - nity to display rowdyism. Conduct of ing of fines means little to those who AND stare coldly until you decide it's' this kind cannot and will not be to!- have the speed craze. This example is TIME to go and study some other' erated. University students are for just one of the many departures from place? IDO the most part responsible individuals, the ordinary court procedure in or- * * *I ndho wh rntmsrm -de to make reckless drivers see what A COMPROMISE and those who are not must remern- ctsrpe h irgr fsedI OrACMRMS ber that the outside world expects catastrophes their disregard of speedl Our field house is a beauty, # them to be so. The carrying of s laws may bring about. And one of which we'll boast; called spirit to such a point where the Some think that It Is proper, destruction of property is involved THE BOUNCE, TONIGHT To name it after Yost., canont be too severely condemned. Tonight Michigan will witness aI It is indeed regrettable that what was band bounce which promises to be Now names have been suggested,< on the whole so fine and clean a trib- distinctly different from any previ- Which signify its use;+ ute to the success of Michigan in in- ously given. The band is out to en- To satisfy conditions, tercollegiate football should have tertain, and should do its part well. Let's call it Fielding House.' had a shadow cast upon it by the ac- But in addition to the band numbers LONGFELLOW. + tions of a comparativey few of tie a marimbaphone solo, a one act play- * * * participants who used the occasion let ,and dancing and singing numbers We see a beauteous goil comer as an excuse to engage in rowdyism, will be offered. If variety is the down the Diag.j lawlessness, and a general disregard spice of life, the bounce should be a - * * * for the rights of other people. pungent, enjoyable affair. She has a face like a pansy, piquant EDITORIAL COMMENT REAL COLLEGE STUDENTS (New York Times) The historian of social manners will probably record a decline within the last generation in the dominant tone - of the student body of the American college. The bareness and austerity of academic existence as pictured by Donald G. iMtchell are now remote. Even Faculties have not been wholly immune to the infection of prosperi- ty. The modest and almost self-de- preciatory air which Bryce noted in his chapter on American universities has disappeared. Plethoric endow- ments and prodigious enrolments are vaunted. Even the less fortunate col- leges in the race for money and men have their own pathetic sources of pride. A foreign scholar was recently congratulating the head of a small rural college upon the quiet charm of its detached location, only to be told that in proportion of campus area to the number of its students it stood first of all institutions in the United States. The point of view of the student ! Dody has also changed. Even in the I KORENCI-ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Schedule in Effect October rS, 1ga Central Time (Slow Time) D X X D P.M. A.M. P.M. P.M. 2:55 6:55 Lv. Morenci .Ar. 1:35 9:35 (Hotel) 3:45 ?:45 .... Adrian ... 12:45 8:45 4 :1 8:15 .Tecumseh .. 12:15 8:15 4:30 8:30 .... Clinton .... 12 :oo 8:oo 5:i5 9:15 Saline ... 1:15 7:15 5 45 9:45 Ar knn ArborLv. 10:45'6:45 (Court Houtse Square) A. M. D-Daily, X--Daily except Sundays and Holidays. Friday and Saturday pecia baus for students leaves Adrian 1:45, leave: Ann Arbor 4:45 JAMESTI. ELLIOTT, Proprier ~I '101C 26-M Adrian, "Mich Originally the Legislature appropriated no money to the University except for buildings. For Michiganensian Pictures 121 East Washington Street Phone 598 'I, =. "T6 Atedea" A CLASSICAL READING BY )Yiss Dorothea Spin ney, SARAH CASWELL ANGELL HALL, TUES., NOV. 28,t 8 OCLOCK TICKETS 75 CENTS AT WAHR'S AND GRAHAM'S -MA- hL Western State universities a college course has come to be regarded large- ly as affording primarily an opportu- nity for an enjoyable and leisurely res- idence and for social advantages. College authorities are compelled to resort to strange sumptuary regula- tions. The old codes which forbade the keeping 'of dog or gun in the stu- dent's room are replaced by prohibi- tions unon the student's bringing hisI own automobile within the classic shades. . The lone commencement "prom" has been enlarged into a se- ries of house parties and hops which the collegiate rulers have had to re- strict and even police. The ocean of frivolity has gained advantage on the shore of the curriculum. Perhaps a reaction long overdue may shortly manifest itself. To bel most efficacious it ought to originate among the students themselves, and no one who knows the pervasive but lat- ent idealism of our college boys can doubt that, once the movement start- ed, it would spread rapidly. Why' should not something like an Oxford movement sweep the present academic I generation? It would certainly not run along theological lines, like its British urecursor, but might be a re- turn to standards of intellectual seri- ousness. It would make the pursuit of knowledge actually come first in the life of the student, and a man's rat- ing in the esteem of his fellows would rest upon the persistency with which he fought toward that goal. 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The audi- and pleasant colored. * * * Her somewhat dainty hands flutter as.she talks to the lad who basks inj the sunshaine of her smile. (advt.) * * * .But Good God lookit her feet! I I