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keep, and supervision could all be
handled by students interested in that
type of work.
With the facilities of a broadcast-
ing service the University could be
a powerful educational factor through
extension work, single lectures or
courses being given at definitely ar-
ranged periods and received by the
many radio enthusiasts, who would be
afforded educational recreation rather
than the customary weather reports,
market reports, and popular songs
with which they are now being
amused.
The time is approaching when the
radio will not be viewed as a purely
amus~ment-giving device. Its educa-
tional possibilities should not be over-
looked, and the opportunity for the
University to be a pioneer in this field
of education now presents itself. It
should receive earnest consideration.
OASED ROLL EDITORIAL COMMENT
OSU! TO THE GENIUS
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LAST EDITION OF
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THE ED page said yesterday morn
that a collich man was noted for his
coolness. True, true, and fu'thermoh
the aforesaid coolness is connected in
no small way with the coal situation.
And our optimism is the result of
eternal hope for a bolt. "Hope crush-
ed to oith-"
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"HA'NTS"
If ghosties walk on Hallowe'en-
As I have heard men say-
There's two that walked this Hallow-
e'en,
When night had chased the day.
There's one that walked in Columbus
Town,
In the place it met its fate--
In that million dollar Stadium,
Where we. put the dead in dedicate.
(New York University Daily News) *w U U U 3
The writing of school songs and
poems has been practically neglected
by the last few classes of students.
This form of activity is not as spec-
tacular as others and has not been
taken up quite as actively as others.
It is a chance for many a student of
no-athletic power to make himself
famous. Any man who has found
himself at all able to juggle verse or
who feels that he can do it should
try his skill. There is never an ex- still be seen clearly in the action
cess and the field is wide and open. which came so dramatically at Lon-
After all the college songs have all don Thursday. The man who had
been written by college students and made Lloyd George premier, unmade
those of the future must come from again, even though he failed to live to
the same sources. There is no reason see the final result of his influence.
for waiting until after graduation be-,
fore writing. We can make New York There is one thing optimistic about
University famous by a diversity of' the crime situation. If enough mur-
songs as well as by any other means. ders take place, the last murderer
Cheers are also acceptable. Here is will be forced to kill himself.
"Ea Im
e : A T
tA AMS'".
BOTH STORES
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SOME USE FOR A COP
Anyone who has the patience to
stand in front of the Union at the in-
tersection of South University and
State for a short time during the rush
periods of the day will thoroughly ap-
preciate the need for a traffic offi-
cer at that corner, or at least some
sort of traffic marker system such as
is now employed at State and North
University. I;4'
Due to the irregular nature of the!
street intersection, automobiles cut
across the corner from all angles and
in every direction, and the bewildered'
person trying to cross the street must
be exceedingly agile if he is to suc-
ceed in doing so without getting his
clothes scraped by passing cars.
So far no serious mishap has occur-
red at the corner of South University
and State, but unless an effort is
made te regulate the traffic at this
point the time will arrive when a
really serious smash-up or individual
injury will occur. Such a mishap at
the present time would bring deserv-
ed blame upon the city officials, for;
the corner in question is generally
recognized as perhaps the most dan-
gerous accident trap in Ann Arbor.
And
And
In a.
And
to1,#
one that walked on Ferry field
held its noisome sway,
pumpkin colored sweater-
all grid-iron array.
M. H. Pryor
Dorothy Bennetts
Maurice Berman
R. A. Billington,
W. B. Butler
H. C. Clark
A. B. Connable
Evelyn 3. Coughlin,
Eugene Carmichael
Bernadette Cote
Wallace F. Elliott
T e. Uiske
Maxwell Fead
John Garunaouse
Isabel Fisher
Winona A. Hibbard
Samuel Moore
T. G. McShane
W,. B. Rafferty
W :H.Stoneman
Virginia Tryon
P. M. Wagner
A. P. Webbink
Franklin Dickman
Joseph Epstein
J. W. Ruwitch
J. A. Bacon
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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1922
Night Editor-ROBT. C.. MORIARTY
WANTED: CITIZENS
At no other time in the history of
the United States has this country
realized the need of loyal .citizenship
as today. Yet in the University, where
intelligent and constructive voters
ought to be found, only 12 responded,
to the civic call to vote -out of 4,000
qualified voters. College' students
should be particularly equipped to cast
an intelligent vote, and they should
realize that unless questions are de-
cided by the vote of those who Inow
the fundamental nature of the ques-
tions the decision is left in the hands
of unintelligent votei's, and an unin-
telligent vote is worse than none.
It is time that citizens of this coun-
try looked upon the cuontry as a
huge corporation of which they are
stockholders. No stockholder of a
corporation who has his own interests
at heart in the success of that corpora-
tion will sit calmly by and let the
board of directors be chosen at ran-
dom, regardless of the abilities of the
members of their policies. Nor
should citizens of a country in which
they have a real and present interestI
at stake sit by and leave the admin-
istration of that country to the ran-
dom vote of a less qualified group. It
is the pressing duty of everyone as
a citizen to favor not only his own in-
terests but the interests of that col-
lection of interests, the-nation, and to
cast a studied vote..
ALL COLUMBUS' FAULT
The Paris Temps, one of the lead-
ing French newspapers, which has
long been skeptical as to the politi-
cal, diplomatic, and literary ability of
the American people is now seriously
beginning 'to wonder just what good
Christopher Columbus did in sailing
westward, and whether or not the dis-
covery of America was a good thing
for mankind.
The origin of cosmetics which is at-
tributed to the misdirected efforts of
Americans, will, according to the
Temps, be forever a black mark
against Columbus.mTheir use is not
only sinful for women but a nuisance
to men because the later are often
deceived as to the contents of the
box. America is branded by this pub-
lication as a modern Pandora emit-
ting from its portals diseases which
havewrought destruction on the rest
of the world.
But just as Pandora is supposed to
have been of some value to humanity
as the progenitor of women, so Amer-
ica is given some credit for her two
real accomplishments: the introduc-
tion of tobacco and the invention of
a new variety of cocktail. The Temps
discounts the ancient stories that Aris-
totle smoked a corn cob while formu-
lating his rules for the syllogism, and
that Aphrodite conjured up men's=
deepest passions by lulling their sens-
es with the sweet aroma of pipe
leaves.
The Temps may be right. 'Enmesh-
ed and weighed down to the bottom
by our infirmities, perhaps not even
The one that walked the night down
there
In letters large, not coy,
Bore high the sign "Ohio State";
And the other, "Illinois".
SHE-GUN-DAH.
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We understand from NUFF-SED,
who, it will be remembered, departed
this life some weeks ago, that the
OSU ghost 'which was fired a few
years ago-has refused to return at the
old rates.- The Buckeyes are at pres-
ent attempting to secure its services
by contract for the next five years with
a option on the following ten.
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A CHAP FROM THE CHAPARALL
COUNTRY
DERE FRIEND KDITOR: Say bo
she shur is sum feelin to breeze into
a lay-out lik this 'un and find yur
faim an' gloree have gone ahed to
give the hombres the hi sine that yur
kumin. Las nite I breezed from the
chaparral country and the furst thing
I herd was a bunch of maveriks
bawlin out about Ragtime Cowboy
Joe. I wundered at furst how they
got the dop thet I wus kumin I nevr
hid my lite under a bushel so I ad-
mit the "rootin-tootin-sun-of-a-gun"
is in yur midst.
Sum buckaroo tried to sel me a
tikut tu thu kampus. Do yu need
wun? I did pay one sun-of-a-sky-light
sum muney down fur a set of blu
books. Hop they look good. Another
guy said I gotta. writ tu yu fur the
benefit of the Munday colum wich 1is
thu best of thu weak. So her gows.
Herd this at a rodeo last fall at 'Quer-
que.
The Cowman's Five Senses
an opportunity for another type of1
genius to shine. Cheer-leaders are
always ready to try out new cheers.I
They only wait for new suggestions.
These must come from the student,
body.
MR. WELLS RAN THIRD
(Detroit Free Press)
History has come to a pretty pass.I
Even the mighty background of allI
the ages proved insufficient to save
H. G. Wells from the blackness, the
rottenness, the decadence of politics in
the year that twinkles into record as
1922.I
Running for parliament in the sup-
posedly intellectual constituency of
Glasgow, the distinguished historian
discovered a strange fact of history;;
none other than that modern humans'
are less discriminating in their choice
of representatives then were their pal-
colithic ancestors. Mr. Wells ran
third in the race for a seat in parlia-
ment. There were three candidates,
and Mr. 'Wells was a bad third.
But that was not the worst of the
affair. Students vwho should have
been awed by the mere name of the
author showed a disgusting disrespect
for the ages. They engaged in free
fights. Flour, soot rotten eggs andI
decayed fish were freely used in de-
termining the merits of the Conserva-
tive, Liberal and Laborite candidates.'
The Glasgow election is unworthy of
the fine traditions of history. It's a
good thing that Mr. Wells stopped his'
outlining before it became necessaryt
to chronicle this great blot upon the
record of the human race, so-called.
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REVERSING THE DECISION
(New York University Daily News)
The action of Mr. Morice of the
University of Pennsylvania in revers,{
ing the decision made in the New York'
University-Columbia game which gave1
the Violet the touchdown that won the
game will arouse much comment. The
"New York University Daily News"
commends Mr. Morice for making pub-
lic his mistake. He admitted frankly
that he had made an error and had,
the courage to stick by the rules when
he found out the ruling in that partic-
ular case, in the face of the storm of
opposition he knew he would arouse.
There are few referees who would dare
do what Mr. Morice did.
But Mr. Morice made a worse error
in judgment when he awarded the de-
cision to Columbia. All that he had
the power to do was to declare the
New York University touchdown void
in the face of the rules and the con-
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"Have yuh ever
sing when;
ground?
Have yuh ever
moan? Now1
Have yuh ever
lark, as het
head?
heard the rawhide
a dogie hits the
heard.
that's an
hearda
trills hig
the ' desert!
eery sound.
a mountain{
h up o'er-
such achievements as the discovery of1
tobacco and the making of new recipes
for cocktails, the latter of which the
law now puts us in jail for drinking,
can give us an excuse for our exist-
ence. If Columbus had only sailed,
the other way, the Indians, with their
higher civilization, in addition to what
we have accomplished might have
found some new drug, or brand of al- '
cohol more satisfying even than the
recipe we have provided. Anyway, the
Indians are a hardy people and would
not have been guilty of inventing face!
powder, or bothering the world by new
diseases such as whooping cough.
TAKE THE HINT
Much of the construction work now
in process on and near the campus is
naturally of interest to those who have,
a turn for such activities. To in-
If yuh haint, yuh haint heard nuthin; test considered no-game. The rules
yore not alive, yore dead." specifically state that after a safety
This haint all of the song. More the ball should have been put into
anuther Munday. play on Columbia's 30 yard line. If
Yors, the referee had done this, the ball
RAGTIME COWBOY JOE. would have been close to the Blud
- * *and White goal posts with the proba-
This Is a Hot Picture bility that the Violet eleven, display-,
"A Man's Flaming Answer to The ing their wonderful aggressiveness,
Sheik!" would have been able to carry the ball
"BURNING SANDS" over. It is inconceivable that Mr.
-Arc ad. Morice should award the game to Co-'
* * * lumbia after the game was over..
A SPECIAL course in accounting! We congratulate him for making
will be offered for those who desire' such frankadmission of his error.
to understand the Onion's finances. But we challenge his right to ward'
, * * the game to our opponent, after he
THE CONTINUED silence of LEFT had made a decision in the first quar-'
and IGHTconvnce us hat heyter of play that guided the. attack of
and RIGHT convinces us that they our team fcr the following three
have manged to negotiate an intro- quarters.
d uarties
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UNIVERSITY BROADCASTING dulge one's curiosity, however, to the
As time goes on it is more than like- extent of hindering the workmen can-!
ly that the radio will cease to become not be commended.
a curiosity used for commercial pur- Those who are engaged' in the con-'
poses, business advertising, and other' struction work have not the time to,
exploitations, and will take its place be constantly on the watch lest some,
with other notable inventions as a onlooker fall into a forty foot excava-
useful public servant. tion or stand under a piece of mate-,
If the radio is to be of genuine serv- rial which is being lowered. It cani
ice to the public, broadcasting stations be only annoying to those at work to
should be located at the sources of have a few young fellows, who have
knowledge and inspiration. A broad- no business in the building, scamper-.
casting station, for example, install- ing over the unfinished structure. Not
ed at this University would be highly only is it dangerous to the curious1
desirable not only in giving prestige ones, and annoying to the workmen,:
to the University, to spread its ad- but constant distraction from the!
vantages but to a vast audience scat- work at hand does little to speed' the'
tered over an almost unlimited area, day of completion. Therefore, when'
auction.
T H E P I L L O R Y
FLAPPER SKIRTS
BACKED BY WOMEN
Napa, Calif., Oct. 28.-Max Tamil,
rancher. and grape grower, wasj
drowned in a seven-foot wine vat last
night. It is thought he sought to stir)
the wine, which was fermenting.
- AA Times-News.f
Max must not' have been thirsty.
Today we like less than anything
else two things.
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The human metronome who reduces'
Rimsky-Korsakoff to head-bobbings.
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NORTHICLIFFE'S HAND
(Ann Arbor Times News)
But a few short weeks ago Lord
Northcliffe died. Thursday Lloyd
George was forced out of office. Tot
one versed in English politics the
closeness of these events is interest-
ing.
Northclitfe made Lloyd George prime
minster in 1916. The whole power
of the Northcliffe press aided the'
British premier during the remainder
of the war and kept his support in-I
tact. Then, with the coming of peace!
Northcliffe and Lloyd George fell out..
From that time the force of theI
Northcliffe papers was turned to the!
task of forcing out of power the man
whom Northcliffe had placed in of-
fice. For the past few weeks every
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