I M. ,1V1lkIll.F H,..PW 1Jf1AL eI rr q. .&4'*V v, 'pp w -%44 - - OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Published every morning except Monday during the University year by the Board in Control of Student Publications. Member of Western Conference Editorial Association. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other- wise credited in this paper and the local news published therein. Entered at the postoffice at Ann Arbor, Michigan, as second class matter. Subscription by carrier or mail, $3.50. Offices: Ann Arbor Press Building, May- nard Street. Phones: Editorial, 2414 and 176-M; Busi- ness. 96o. Communications not to exceed 30Owords if signed, the signature not necessarily to appear in print, but as an evidence of faith, and notices of events will be published in The Daily at the discretion of the Editor, if left Lt or mailed to' The Daily office. Un- signed comx,unications will receive no con- sideration. No manuscript will be returned unless the writer encloses postage. The Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the communications. EDITORIAL STAFF Telephones 2414 and 176-k MANAGING EDITOR MARION B. STAHL News Editor.... ........Paul Watzel City Editor...............James B. Young Assistant City Editor ........Marion Kerr Editorial Board Chairman......E. R. Meiss Night Editors- Ralph Byers Hairy Hoey J. P. Dawson, Jr. J. E. Mack L. J. Hershdorf r R. C. Moriarty. H. A.dDonahue. Sports Editor ............. F. H. McPiice Sunday Magazine Editor.......Delbert Clark Wonlel's Editor ... .........Marion Koch Humor Editor................Donald Coney Conference Editor............ H.B. Grundy Pictorial Editor ............Robert Tarr Music Editor.r... .. .. . Ailes Assistants keep, and supervision could all be handled by students interested in that type of work. With the facilities of a broadcast- ing service the University could be a powerful educational factor through extension work, single lectures or courses being given at definitely ar- ranged periods and received by the many radio enthusiasts, who would be afforded educational recreation rather than the customary weather reports, market reports, and popular songs with which they are now being amused. The time is approaching when the radio will not be viewed as a purely amus~ment-giving device. Its educa- tional possibilities should not be over- looked, and the opportunity for the University to be a pioneer in this field of education now presents itself. It should receive earnest consideration. OASED ROLL EDITORIAL COMMENT OSU! TO THE GENIUS ILL- - - .; . LAST EDITION OF 1''a- 14 1 SONG BOOK MAC? THE ED page said yesterday morn that a collich man was noted for his coolness. True, true, and fu'thermoh the aforesaid coolness is connected in no small way with the coal situation. And our optimism is the result of eternal hope for a bolt. "Hope crush- ed to oith-" * * * "HA'NTS" If ghosties walk on Hallowe'en- As I have heard men say- There's two that walked this Hallow- e'en, When night had chased the day. There's one that walked in Columbus Town, In the place it met its fate-- In that million dollar Stadium, Where we. put the dead in dedicate. (New York University Daily News) *w U U U 3 The writing of school songs and poems has been practically neglected by the last few classes of students. This form of activity is not as spec- tacular as others and has not been taken up quite as actively as others. It is a chance for many a student of no-athletic power to make himself famous. Any man who has found himself at all able to juggle verse or who feels that he can do it should try his skill. There is never an ex- still be seen clearly in the action cess and the field is wide and open. which came so dramatically at Lon- After all the college songs have all don Thursday. The man who had been written by college students and made Lloyd George premier, unmade those of the future must come from again, even though he failed to live to the same sources. There is no reason see the final result of his influence. for waiting until after graduation be-, fore writing. We can make New York There is one thing optimistic about University famous by a diversity of' the crime situation. If enough mur- songs as well as by any other means. ders take place, the last murderer Cheers are also acceptable. Here is will be forced to kill himself. "Ea Im e : A T tA AMS'". BOTH STORES I. .i- SOME USE FOR A COP Anyone who has the patience to stand in front of the Union at the in- tersection of South University and State for a short time during the rush periods of the day will thoroughly ap- preciate the need for a traffic offi- cer at that corner, or at least some sort of traffic marker system such as is now employed at State and North University. I;4' Due to the irregular nature of the! street intersection, automobiles cut across the corner from all angles and in every direction, and the bewildered' person trying to cross the street must be exceedingly agile if he is to suc- ceed in doing so without getting his clothes scraped by passing cars. So far no serious mishap has occur- red at the corner of South University and State, but unless an effort is made te regulate the traffic at this point the time will arrive when a really serious smash-up or individual injury will occur. Such a mishap at the present time would bring deserv- ed blame upon the city officials, for; the corner in question is generally recognized as perhaps the most dan- gerous accident trap in Ann Arbor. And And In a. And to1,# one that walked on Ferry field held its noisome sway, pumpkin colored sweater- all grid-iron array. M. H. Pryor Dorothy Bennetts Maurice Berman R. A. Billington, W. B. Butler H. C. Clark A. B. Connable Evelyn 3. Coughlin, Eugene Carmichael Bernadette Cote Wallace F. Elliott T e. Uiske Maxwell Fead John Garunaouse Isabel Fisher Winona A. Hibbard Samuel Moore T. G. McShane W,. B. Rafferty W :H.Stoneman Virginia Tryon P. M. Wagner A. P. Webbink Franklin Dickman Joseph Epstein J. W. Ruwitch J. A. Bacon BUSINESS STAFF Telephone 960 BUSINESS MANAGER ALBERT J. PARKER Advertising...........-..John J. Hamel, Jr. Advertising ..............Edward F. Conhn Advertising..............Walter K. Scherer Accounts ............... Laurence 14 _Fa, rot Circution.............David 3. M.Park Publication .............L. Beaumont Parks Assistants Townsend H. Wolfe Kenneth Seick George Rockwood Perry M. Hayden Eugene L.. Dunne Wm. Graulich, Jr. John C. Haskin Harvey. HReed C. 'L. Putnam E. D. Armantrout 1. W. Cooper Wallace Flower Edw. B. Riedle Harold L. Hale' Alfred M. White Win. D. Rdesser Allan S. Morton James A. Dryer Win. H.. Good Clyde L. Hagerman A. Hartwell, Jr. J. Blumenthal howard Hayden W. K. Kidder Henry Freud Herbert P.Bostwick L. Pierce WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1922 Night Editor-ROBT. C.. MORIARTY WANTED: CITIZENS At no other time in the history of the United States has this country realized the need of loyal .citizenship as today. Yet in the University, where intelligent and constructive voters ought to be found, only 12 responded, to the civic call to vote -out of 4,000 qualified voters. College' students should be particularly equipped to cast an intelligent vote, and they should realize that unless questions are de- cided by the vote of those who Inow the fundamental nature of the ques- tions the decision is left in the hands of unintelligent votei's, and an unin- telligent vote is worse than none. It is time that citizens of this coun- try looked upon the cuontry as a huge corporation of which they are stockholders. No stockholder of a corporation who has his own interests at heart in the success of that corpora- tion will sit calmly by and let the board of directors be chosen at ran- dom, regardless of the abilities of the members of their policies. Nor should citizens of a country in which they have a real and present interestI at stake sit by and leave the admin- istration of that country to the ran- dom vote of a less qualified group. It is the pressing duty of everyone as a citizen to favor not only his own in- terests but the interests of that col- lection of interests, the-nation, and to cast a studied vote.. ALL COLUMBUS' FAULT The Paris Temps, one of the lead- ing French newspapers, which has long been skeptical as to the politi- cal, diplomatic, and literary ability of the American people is now seriously beginning 'to wonder just what good Christopher Columbus did in sailing westward, and whether or not the dis- covery of America was a good thing for mankind. The origin of cosmetics which is at- tributed to the misdirected efforts of Americans, will, according to the Temps, be forever a black mark against Columbus.mTheir use is not only sinful for women but a nuisance to men because the later are often deceived as to the contents of the box. America is branded by this pub- lication as a modern Pandora emit- ting from its portals diseases which havewrought destruction on the rest of the world. But just as Pandora is supposed to have been of some value to humanity as the progenitor of women, so Amer- ica is given some credit for her two real accomplishments: the introduc- tion of tobacco and the invention of a new variety of cocktail. The Temps discounts the ancient stories that Aris- totle smoked a corn cob while formu- lating his rules for the syllogism, and that Aphrodite conjured up men's= deepest passions by lulling their sens- es with the sweet aroma of pipe leaves. The Temps may be right. 'Enmesh- ed and weighed down to the bottom by our infirmities, perhaps not even The one that walked the night down there In letters large, not coy, Bore high the sign "Ohio State"; And the other, "Illinois". SHE-GUN-DAH. * * * We understand from NUFF-SED, who, it will be remembered, departed this life some weeks ago, that the OSU ghost 'which was fired a few years ago-has refused to return at the old rates.- The Buckeyes are at pres- ent attempting to secure its services by contract for the next five years with a option on the following ten. * * * A CHAP FROM THE CHAPARALL COUNTRY DERE FRIEND KDITOR: Say bo she shur is sum feelin to breeze into a lay-out lik this 'un and find yur faim an' gloree have gone ahed to give the hombres the hi sine that yur kumin. Las nite I breezed from the chaparral country and the furst thing I herd was a bunch of maveriks bawlin out about Ragtime Cowboy Joe. I wundered at furst how they got the dop thet I wus kumin I nevr hid my lite under a bushel so I ad- mit the "rootin-tootin-sun-of-a-gun" is in yur midst. Sum buckaroo tried to sel me a tikut tu thu kampus. Do yu need wun? I did pay one sun-of-a-sky-light sum muney down fur a set of blu books. Hop they look good. Another guy said I gotta. writ tu yu fur the benefit of the Munday colum wich 1is thu best of thu weak. So her gows. Herd this at a rodeo last fall at 'Quer- que. The Cowman's Five Senses an opportunity for another type of1 genius to shine. Cheer-leaders are always ready to try out new cheers.I They only wait for new suggestions. These must come from the student, body. MR. WELLS RAN THIRD (Detroit Free Press) History has come to a pretty pass.I Even the mighty background of allI the ages proved insufficient to save H. G. Wells from the blackness, the rottenness, the decadence of politics in the year that twinkles into record as 1922.I Running for parliament in the sup- posedly intellectual constituency of Glasgow, the distinguished historian discovered a strange fact of history;; none other than that modern humans' are less discriminating in their choice of representatives then were their pal- colithic ancestors. Mr. Wells ran third in the race for a seat in parlia- ment. There were three candidates, and Mr. 'Wells was a bad third. But that was not the worst of the affair. Students vwho should have been awed by the mere name of the author showed a disgusting disrespect for the ages. They engaged in free fights. Flour, soot rotten eggs andI decayed fish were freely used in de- termining the merits of the Conserva- tive, Liberal and Laborite candidates.' The Glasgow election is unworthy of the fine traditions of history. It's a good thing that Mr. Wells stopped his' outlining before it became necessaryt to chronicle this great blot upon the record of the human race, so-called. - 1922 OCTOBER 1922 S N T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12' 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Start Right With a Good Hat! We do all kinds of HIGH CLASS Cleaning and Reblocking of hats at low prices for GOOD WORK. We also make and sell POP- ULAR PRICE and HIGH GRADE hats, FIT THEM TO YOUR HEAD and save you a 'dollar or more on a hat. FACTORY HAT STORE 617 Packard Street Phone 1792 (Where .U.R. Stops at State Street) Old Fountain Pen., ANY MAKE DETROIT UNITED LINES Ann Arbor and Jackson TIME TABLE (Eastern Standard Time) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-- 6:0o a.m., 7:00 a.m., 8:0o a.m., 9:05 a.m. and hourly to 9:05 p.m. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Arfn Arbor)-9:47 a.m., and every two hours to 9:47 p.m. Local Cars East Bound-7:oo a.m. and every two hours to 9:oo p. m., ai :oo p.m. To Ypsilanti o:1ly-1:40 p.m., 1:1I5 a.mn. To Saline-Change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound--7:50 a.m., I2.10 p.m1. To Jackson and Kalamazoo-Lim- ited cars 8:47, o:47 a.m., 2:47, 2:47, 4:47 P.M. To Jackson and Lansing-Limited at 8:47 p.m. ANY CONDITION Tme Michiltan State Telephone Compauy always is stripin not only to provide Iood service for the peopleof fich n but to make it the best service in the laud. Our Am4ion--.oal TelephoneService for Mithij.m MICHIGAN STATE TELEPHONE CO To apply to the purchase of a new one at any of our stores. _ I t:__....r....._ .. R : ! 1 Y 1 IYp iY 1 . $1.00 FOR YOUR I REVERSING THE DECISION (New York University Daily News) The action of Mr. Morice of the University of Pennsylvania in revers,{ ing the decision made in the New York' University-Columbia game which gave1 the Violet the touchdown that won the game will arouse much comment. The "New York University Daily News" commends Mr. Morice for making pub- lic his mistake. He admitted frankly that he had made an error and had, the courage to stick by the rules when he found out the ruling in that partic- ular case, in the face of the storm of opposition he knew he would arouse. There are few referees who would dare do what Mr. Morice did. But Mr. Morice made a worse error in judgment when he awarded the de- cision to Columbia. All that he had the power to do was to declare the New York University touchdown void in the face of the rules and the con- MORENCI-ADRIAN-ANN ARBOR BUS Schedule in Effect October 18, 1922 Central Time (Slow Time) D X X D P.M. A.M. P.M. P.M. z:55 6:55 Lv. Morenci .Ar. 1:35 9:35 (Hotel); 3:45 7:45".. . Adrian ... 12:45 8:45s 4 :i5 8:1s ... Tecumseh . 12:15 8:15 4:30 8:30 Clinton ... 12:00 8:o 5:1 i5 9:15 , Saline .. 11:15 7:15 5:45 9:45 Ark\nn ArborLv. 10.45 6:45 (Court House Square) A. M. D-Daily. X-Daily except Sundays and Holidays. Friday and Saturday special bus for students leaves Adrian 1 45, leaves Ann Arbor 4:45. JAMES H. ELLIOTT, Proprietor Phone 426-11 Adrian, Mich. THIS WEEK ONLY - YOU WILL HAVE TO HURRY CALKINS-FLETC HER CO0UE01. 324 South State Street E. and S. University Aves. State and Packard Streets I _ ,. ._... w ... { "Have yuh ever sing when; ground? Have yuh ever moan? Now1 Have yuh ever lark, as het head? heard the rawhide a dogie hits the heard. that's an hearda trills hig the ' desert! eery sound. a mountain{ h up o'er- such achievements as the discovery of1 tobacco and the making of new recipes for cocktails, the latter of which the law now puts us in jail for drinking, can give us an excuse for our exist- ence. If Columbus had only sailed, the other way, the Indians, with their higher civilization, in addition to what we have accomplished might have found some new drug, or brand of al- ' cohol more satisfying even than the recipe we have provided. Anyway, the Indians are a hardy people and would not have been guilty of inventing face! powder, or bothering the world by new diseases such as whooping cough. TAKE THE HINT Much of the construction work now in process on and near the campus is naturally of interest to those who have, a turn for such activities. To in- If yuh haint, yuh haint heard nuthin; test considered no-game. The rules yore not alive, yore dead." specifically state that after a safety This haint all of the song. More the ball should have been put into anuther Munday. play on Columbia's 30 yard line. If Yors, the referee had done this, the ball RAGTIME COWBOY JOE. would have been close to the Blud - * *and White goal posts with the proba- This Is a Hot Picture bility that the Violet eleven, display-, "A Man's Flaming Answer to The ing their wonderful aggressiveness, Sheik!" would have been able to carry the ball "BURNING SANDS" over. It is inconceivable that Mr. -Arc ad. Morice should award the game to Co-' * * * lumbia after the game was over.. A SPECIAL course in accounting! We congratulate him for making will be offered for those who desire' such frankadmission of his error. to understand the Onion's finances. But we challenge his right to ward' , * * the game to our opponent, after he THE CONTINUED silence of LEFT had made a decision in the first quar-' and IGHTconvnce us hat heyter of play that guided the. attack of and RIGHT convinces us that they our team fcr the following three have manged to negotiate an intro- quarters. d uarties i f UNIVERSITY BROADCASTING dulge one's curiosity, however, to the As time goes on it is more than like- extent of hindering the workmen can-! ly that the radio will cease to become not be commended. a curiosity used for commercial pur- Those who are engaged' in the con-' poses, business advertising, and other' struction work have not the time to, exploitations, and will take its place be constantly on the watch lest some, with other notable inventions as a onlooker fall into a forty foot excava- useful public servant. tion or stand under a piece of mate-, If the radio is to be of genuine serv- rial which is being lowered. It cani ice to the public, broadcasting stations be only annoying to those at work to should be located at the sources of have a few young fellows, who have knowledge and inspiration. A broad- no business in the building, scamper-. casting station, for example, install- ing over the unfinished structure. Not ed at this University would be highly only is it dangerous to the curious1 desirable not only in giving prestige ones, and annoying to the workmen,: to the University, to spread its ad- but constant distraction from the! vantages but to a vast audience scat- work at hand does little to speed' the' tered over an almost unlimited area, day of completion. Therefore, when' auction. T H E P I L L O R Y FLAPPER SKIRTS BACKED BY WOMEN Napa, Calif., Oct. 28.-Max Tamil, rancher. and grape grower, wasj drowned in a seven-foot wine vat last night. It is thought he sought to stir) the wine, which was fermenting. - AA Times-News.f Max must not' have been thirsty. Today we like less than anything else two things. * * * The human metronome who reduces' Rimsky-Korsakoff to head-bobbings. * * *' NORTHICLIFFE'S HAND (Ann Arbor Times News) But a few short weeks ago Lord Northcliffe died. Thursday Lloyd George was forced out of office. Tot one versed in English politics the closeness of these events is interest- ing. Northclitfe made Lloyd George prime minster in 1916. The whole power of the Northcliffe press aided the' British premier during the remainder of the war and kept his support in-I tact. Then, with the coming of peace! Northcliffe and Lloyd George fell out.. From that time the force of theI Northcliffe papers was turned to the! task of forcing out of power the man whom Northcliffe had placed in of- fice. For the past few weeks every ANNOUNCING THE NEW Oriole Terrace Orchestra Of Detroit-Appearing at THE ELKS FALL DANCING PARTY AT THE ARMORY THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND 9:00 P. M, TO 1:00 A. M. Under the auspices of Ann Arbor Elks Lodge No. 325 Tickets on Sale at. TICE 'DRUG COMPANY - GRAHAM'S BOOK STORE HUSTON BROS. - ELKS CLUB PRICE $4.00 It will delight every one to know that the Oriole Terrace Orchestra . of Detroit, known far and wide for its ideal interpretation of dance music, will play the latest catchy hits here at the Elks Fall Dancing Party. And you can hear them again and again, for this re- nowned orchestra is now recording exclusively for Bruns- wick. Popular Oriole Terrace Orchestra Records 2280- Soothing-Fox Trot Lovable Eyes-Fox Trot 2294-Georgette-Fox Trot Keep on Building Castles in the Air-Fox Trot 2300-Serenade Blues-Fox Trot Oriole Blues-Fox Trot' Brunswick Records playton any Phonograph THE BRiNSWICK-BALKE-COLLENDER CO. Manufacturers-Established 1845 CHICAGO NEW YORK CINCINNATI I 1' I., The flapper who flutters her eyelids 1 I !).